Tips for driving stoned

[Atomic Dragon]

First of all it's best to stay put if possible.
If you must travel however....

1. Don't speed. Stay at the speed limit or very close to it.
2. Make sure all lights work.
3. Make sure the inspection sticker and registration is up to date.
4. If you can't drive fairly steady, don't drive.
5. Have someone with you to watch your back.

Follow this and you are more likely NOT to attract the attention of the cops.

[Universer]

I for one do not like driving stoned, but occasionally I do so -- except when I'm really stoned, in which case I don't even dare to tempt fate.

Nevertheless, one tip I have learned about driving stoned is to watch your speed, so as to ensure that you do not drive too slowly. I, for one, have a tendencity to drive about 10 mph below the limit when I'm high, so I have to constantly remind myself to press down with the right foot just a little harder.

Also, hope and/or pray that you aren't involved in an accident which is not your fault -- because perhaps it will become your fault once cannabis is smelt or metabolites are discovered.

I'm with you, AD. If you don't have to drive while stoned, don't. (This is good for social as well as personal reasons -- our cause does not need stoned drivers causing fender-benders, even if the pot wasn't the cause of the accident. We don't need to give the prohibitionists any more fuel for their fire; they can flat-out make up their own fuel.)

[anycraic]

theres a prime time motoring program on british tv called top gear, on one episode a few years back they got some guy to drive around a course and park his car while sober, then he smoked a fat spliff and did the course again. they found that he actually drove better the second time round while stoned!
this show is watched by millions of people - bloody excellent.......

[smokette]

well i can drive stoned on long road trips but around where i live i dont unless i have too :D

[malvcalv]

i agree, couldn't even consider undertaking a long journey without a good stash, but for short journey's ther is no point...... that wot cycles r 4! keep u fit 2

[Light the bud]

My is really good at driving stoned, its just spectacular to sit and wathc him pull the task off while im getting all freaked out thinkings hes gonna crash

[sativaindica]

dont forget to close the gas tank after filling gass, I saw a cops where they pulled someone over just cause they saw this, and bust the kids for pot.

[vlad the inhaler]

First of all it's best to stay put if possible.
If you must travel however....

1. Don't speed. Stay at the speed limit or very close to it.
2. Make sure all lights work.
3. Make sure the inspection sticker and registration is up to date.
4. If you can't drive fairly steady, don't drive.
5. Have someone with you to watch your back.

Follow this and you are more likely NOT to attract the attention of the cops.
if your going to do something you need to do it right! thats why when i get stoned i wont drive or do anything for that matter!! tooo damn baked!! :D
smoke on till the break of dawn!

[colinonu]

put the cd player full blast,close yer eyes,big grin, and put yer foot down :D

[Latin Dodo Head]

I've driven high a gang of times. I think that you should be alright if you are a heavy smoker because after a while you become almost immuned to it. When I first started smoking, I couldn't drive straight even if my life depended on it. Another factor that contributes to how you drive while high is how long you've been driving while sober. If you feel comfortable driving and you've been driving for a while I'm pretty sure you can keep control of the wheel while mildly high. If you're baked but u've been driving stoned for a while you should be able to handle it. Notice: SHOULD

[smokette]

why dont we just drive to where ever before we get stoned then we wont have to worry about it lol sounds good to me :p

[METH LAB]

"if your going to do something you need to do it right! thats why when i get stoned i wont drive or do anything for that matter!! tooo damn baked!!"

Thats the way Vlad!

Never drive stoned... if you must, dont get pulled over lol.

[StonedStatus]

seriously guys, its jus the fact that ur paranoid when ur high, if you've been driving for a while, u'll do find if not better, my suggestion would be not to have weed in your car while ur doing it so if anything were to happen, cops can't find any proof your high

[rastabill89]

heres my suggestion have a friend drive you or call a taxi

[yeskaa]

drink a beer or two or three or four or twelve to settle your nerves

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

anycraic, I always watch Top Gear, but have never seen the one where someone drives high.. It's the BBC, i didn't think they'd have someone high on tv, especially giving out the message that you can drive better when high.
I'll try to catch it sometime:)

[Canadabis]

thank you, fuck you> hre it is
THe number one tip for driving fucked up is dont! some packy doctor will drive you home for a couple of bucks. if the taliban doesnt whom will!?!?!?!?!?' taxis are a ok senore

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

thank you, fuck you> hre it is
THe number one tip for driving fucked up is dont! some packy doctor will drive you home for a couple of bucks. if the taliban doesnt whom will!?!?!?!?!?' taxis are a ok senore

There will a hell of a lot of complaints about with post, be warned!

[Canadabis]

thanks, but your probably right, im from canada, so all ou cabs are highly underappreciated profesionals of some type, but wahtever snyone says, if your fucked up, your a pig fucking animal for getting behind the wheel and endangering innocent people, and giving rude yet responsible stoners a bad name.
throw the bucks down and get aptar to drive you home, he will be happy to do it,and talk about his homeland at the same time; which can be quite nelightening and mind expanding.
Do not drive wahtever the fuck you do; if your high the few bucks it costs is not worth the aggrevation.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Yeah yeah, all the cabby's here are asian, i was just saying that people won't be happy with the way you put it, i don't mind as they are the ones in my area that fuck everyone around and are the muggers, but lol
Stay cool:)