Getting rid of that weed smell

[1e64102e]

When i'm in my car, i'm paranoid as fuck. I usually smoke with my boys before I move my stuff, but then I have to develop a ritual to get that reek off of me. I have a good deal of it in the car, so I don't need a fucking cop going nuts because he can smell it.

Here's what i'm thinking:

1.) Listerine
2.) Cologne
3.) Cigarette/Cigar

Anything you'd like to add?

Also, and this is intended to be a humorous question, can the dogs smell weed if it's shoved up a guy's ass? I've always wondered that. I think that's fucking sick, and i would never do it, but i find it kind of funny.

[LonerStoner]

if you have a hanging air freshener made out of cardboard, light it like incense. Vanilla air fresheners work extremely well. And I have no idea about the ass thing, perhaps if the dog sniffed your ass, as dogs do, perhaps.

[Encatuse]

You wouldn't stick it up your ass if you got pulled over? Man... I would in a second if it would keep me outta trouble. ^.^ In fact, I always carry a condom and lube around with me just in case I need to stick some weed up my ass. -lies-

[slipknotpsycho]

i would just start eating the shyt before i'd shove anything up my ass......and i noticed you changed your signature Encatuse. lol

[kronick]

light up that gar...its all u really need

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea...it woudl be kind of suspicious to a cop if your car and you smelled like cigars but your breath smelled like listerine...also wouldn't use flavored ones....

[kuulbns]

get a bottle of Fabreeze spray. It takes out odors of smoke very well and is safe on fabrics so you can spray your clothes as well.

[bitchiwillslice]

my house permanently smells like weed. it's just the way that it is.

[kronick]

oh yea...it woudl be kind of suspicious to a cop if your car and you smelled like cigars but your breath smelled like listerine...also wouldn't use flavored ones....


so dont use listerine...lol...like i said...the gar alone will do fine

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm not the one worried about it...i don't hav ea liscense and my car don't run lol i was just trying to tell the other dude (after reading yoru post i realized this) it would be kind of suspicious....

[kronick]

i was just trying to tell the other dude

as was i

[Frost.]

DONT GET PARANOID. IT IS A NATURAL FEELING THAT COMES WITH SMOKING WEED. YOU CAN CONTROL IT, ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD. EVEN IF YOU THINK ITS NOT.

AGAIN, REMIND YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HIGH ON DRUGS AND IT IS CAUSING YOU TO BE A PARANOID LITTLE GIRL.

CONTROL YOUR BRAIN.

SORRY IF I'M COMING OFF AS A DICK. JUST TRYING TO HELP.

[greenguy]

Ozium works great....some people like Fabreeze

[1e64102e]

Thanks, guys. I imagine it would be a little inconvenient to shove the drugs up your ass at the precise moment when a cop pulls you over. I imagine it would have been up there to begin with. But, objectively, how much weed can someone stick up their ass? 1oz? 2oz. There would have to be no stems, OUCH!!!!!

[RIP ODB]

Ozium is what you need. It is so strong, just make sure to use it in a ventilated area cause if you breathe too much of that stuff in , it is real bad.

[Belleza]

they say everyone has a twin. well i'm going to find mine, slit his throat and read him his last bedtime story.

we have twins?? omg



i don't like you boy mommy!!!! -ralph

[Dick Justice]

Everyone knows that if you've laced yourself with Febreze or some other air freshener shit, you're just covering up another smell. My friend's brother got caught once for using too much Lysol. My friend now covers the odor with Hot Pockets. He just nukes em and waves them around his room/car/friend's room/parents' car. He hasn't been caught yet.