Court Test Possibly Wednesday

[The Dude Of Life]

Alrighty then.
In the last 2 weeks, i have smoked once, and it was only like 3 bong rips on saturday.
I most likely have a test for court on wednesday (boo halloween) and heres the story... bear with me here:
I have to take a hair test, my pubes have been shaved for a long time and i have always kept my hair buzzed, therefore the only hair they can take is my armpit hair. this has all sorts of drugs in it, so what i am gonna do is tell the judge this, but say that i have been clean for x amount of time and i will pee for you now to prove it to you, you dig.
so i ordered this "duz'z it" 32oz drink from passyourdrugtest.com, and im planning on drinking copious amounts of water and taking vitamin b12 before the test along with this drink. does this stuff work like it says it does, 99 percent effective with a money back guarantee?
and after 5 days with no pot and lots of water, should i pass this test with flying colors or what.

[Phaze1]

well if its a hair sample i think ur fucked, the thc stays in ur hair for 1-1.5inches and after that its doesnt show and its destroyed so if the hairs 1.5inches long it can still show, but dont qoute me on this but i think i read somewhere if you bleech your hair it will test clean... so bleech ur armpit hair blonde then black again (unles ur a weird arien then black then blonde) and as far as getting a piss test good luck and go for diloution, i doubt it will be unsupervised if u can get a piss test so dont hope for substitouin.

[The Dude Of Life]

Yeah i know that my hair is gonna fail, its gonna have all types of drugs in it its been there for years, but im saying is that im gonna tell them to let me pee to show them that im clean.

[Phaze1]

mind i asking what you need the drug test for? like why do you need the drug test for the court case, if they believe you were on drugs at the time you can be all like yo this shit stays in for quite awhile in the hair for atleast a month, then claim your hair grows really slow so it stays in longer etc...

[The Dude Of Life]

felony theft and petty theft
intervention in lieu of conviction

[Phaze1]

what would be the reason for them drug testing you? i would say this is an invasion of privacy, or depending on the curcumstances, say u did it before or after the crime was taken place, i think if you say it was done after the crime then why would it be vital for the test to be taken, but its all in your judgement. (hairtesting is a bitch to pass)

[Shamp]

what would be the reason for them drug testing you? i would say this is an invasion of privacy, or depending on the curcumstances, say u did it before or after the crime was taken place, i think if you say it was done after the crime then why would it be vital for the test to be taken, but its all in your judgement. (hairtesting is a bitch to pass)

The judge could give a fuck about privacy...

[jeffman]

so what i am gonna do is tell the judge this, but say that i have been clean for x amount of time and i will pee for you now to prove it to you, you dig.

Please let Us know when You tell the Judge this and if He digs.(If Your still free)


The judge could give a fuck about privacy...

Amen Brother

[The Dude Of Life]

well, didnt even get to talk to the judge.
just signed a form and im going back on dec 4.
some crazy shit happened tho, on my way back to the car from the courthouse, we are passing these projects/apartments and i see a bunch of US marshals running towards this one building, once i get back to the car i hear a bunch of pops and just dipped out of there as fast as i could...

[Phaze1]

well u lucked out! dont smoke till your next test! u'll be fine for sure, shave ur head though should grow back a bit in time