This is very wierd..when is the last time for you? [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

geonagual

10-27-2007, 10:41 PM

Now, I am not one to talk about masterbation..but here it is, my thread about masterbation...
For some reason, since I have met this girl, I havent had sex with her, but I also havent masterbated...it has been 5 days..that is some kind of a record for me..I dont know what the hell is going on..haha

When was your last time?

Gandalf_The_Grey

10-27-2007, 10:52 PM

If I guess correctly, you're holding off on jacking off because you don't want to blow your load, then find out shortly after she finally wants to have sex. Am I in the ballpark?

geonagual

10-27-2007, 11:05 PM

No..it really isnt nothing like that..it is some kind of mental thing..I havent even looked at porno at all..I am no pornoaholic, but I do look at it when I masterbate usually.

THClord

10-27-2007, 11:56 PM

I know what you mean. If there's a girl I like, I don't want to masturbate either. I've gone over a week that way.

Normally I wouldn't last 3 days without masturbating.

Gandalf_The_Grey

10-28-2007, 12:07 AM

Well then I'm gonna hazard a second guess and say boy, you in luv ;) . Best wishes for the both of you:thumbsup:

geonagual

10-28-2007, 12:28 AM

Well then I'm gonna hazard a second guess and say boy, you in luv ;) . Best wishes for the both of you:thumbsup:

Damn, you think so?...damn again

potsmokingnome

10-28-2007, 01:01 AM

I wouldn't say your fallin in love, its only been a week after all. I just think you are thinking of this girl in a serious manner, and you are in a truly happy place so mentally you feel no need to whack the meat! Maybe also it the thrill of getting to know her. I know when I first start a relationship my desire for masterbation goes down the drain. It comes back again, it allways does lol but for the first little while when i'm experiencing a new relationship, I loose the urge to whack my meat!
and ya since I'm single, the last time for me was...last night LOL

Hardcore Newbie

10-28-2007, 02:28 AM

I've been masturbating less since I got a girl... don't have much use for it at the moment (yay for me)

Mr. J

10-28-2007, 04:27 AM

It's all in the state of mind and ones being, or some crazy shit like that. Theres those monks who like never have sex or anything related to it, crazy bastards me thinks. But they are also the same people who dont feel pain so you can break a chair on their backs and not break the meditation. Maybe I'm just really baked and making this up, leave me alone....

LaZ

10-28-2007, 04:29 AM

I have a girlfriend but that doesnt stop me from still doing it often lol.

kikoraa

10-28-2007, 04:54 AM

yea dude, you dig her.

Mr. Glover

10-28-2007, 07:50 AM

I haven't masterbated in a long time. My guess is around 6 months. When i got a girl i'm usually getting it 6-20 times a week. When i don't have a girl i get it atleast 2-3 times a week lol. No need for masterbating for me.

Vino

10-28-2007, 08:59 AM

oh, like this morning i think.

i dont have a boyfriend..i have a complicated dating life.

the more sex i get though, the more i want it. so when im getting laid regularly, im also taking care of myself regularly

Straight Illin

10-28-2007, 12:09 PM

No kidding, I met this girl two weeks ago and I didn't jerk it until idk, an hour ago? lol

I just haven't had the drive or even thought about it really.

snowblind

10-28-2007, 12:53 PM

well when you maturbate it release's a very short dose of the chemicals we attribute to being in love. it might not be that you are falling in love, just that you are into this girl and are releasing the same set of chemicals so your urge to masturbate has decreased.

its kinda weird because some people can become addicted to those chemicals and are usually the stalkerish weirdo types, they excessively masturbate and attribute the feelings to their fixation, but the masturbation chemical breaks down and can have some really messy side effects. which is why we probably feel like shit when you break up with someone you love.

peace

Mrs. Greenjeans

10-28-2007, 05:54 PM

This morning. I love my little "dates" with myself.

Reefer Rogue

10-28-2007, 06:23 PM

This morning in the shower and probably the next morning in the shower etc.

Buckshot

10-28-2007, 11:43 PM

This morning in the shower and probably the next morning in the shower etc.

This just seems like a bad idea for guys. When cum gets wet it damn near turns into cement. For me it's been about 24 hours lol. I have a steady serious relationship and get laid regularly. But yeah, its still 5 out 7 days probably.

crudemood

10-29-2007, 01:56 AM

your void has been filled.

Reefer Rogue

10-29-2007, 08:30 AM

This just seems like a bad idea for guys. When cum gets wet it damn near turns into cement. For me it's been about 24 hours lol. I have a steady serious relationship and get laid regularly. But yeah, its still 5 out 7 days probably.

It goes down the drain.

dragonrider

10-29-2007, 08:55 PM

When was the last time for me? I'll post back when I'm finished.

dragonrider

10-29-2007, 08:56 PM

Ok, I'm done. Man, I needed that!

partcleguy

10-29-2007, 09:17 PM

Damn you're a fast mofo dragonrider... is that a record?

dragonrider

10-29-2007, 10:56 PM

Damn you're a fast mofo dragonrider... is that a record?
That was fast, but I'm sure I can "beat it."

GraziLovesMary

10-30-2007, 10:10 PM

Ummm.... I dunno, maybe a few weeks ago? And only because I forced myself. Before that it was a few months. I dont jack off much. More so when Im going months and months without sex, but even then... compared to my younger days its almost not at all. Id rather save my energy, virility, and passion for some bomb ass sex so that she is more incredulous and over-stimulated after every time.

One time I made her whole body go numb she said... it felt like she was tripping, only more intense. Said shed never felt that one before, so I feel like Im doin something right. And the whole both-cum-at-the-same-time one is allllways good. Especially when you dont pull out... yeahh.... I did it. Been waitin 7 months to hear those words.. "Cum inside me baby." Oh shit... damn I done did it to myself now.. I was trying to give her vagina at LEAST 36 hours break to aviod permanant damage, but I dunno.. lol.. shes at her old house getting all her stuff and bringing it to my apartment as I type. I only gotta hold off for like 5 more hours lol. I feel bad like Im teasing her, but Im doing it because shell rape me whether it hurts her or not, she cant help herself.

GraziLovesMary

10-30-2007, 10:13 PM

It goes down the drain.

Yeah, if it sticks, ya just take your big toe and scoot it on down. Maybe they can create a mini-ecosystem down there.. wish em the best of luck! Be fruitful and multiply!

Now cumming on yourSELF in the shower is a bad idea... if that shit gets on my stomach, dries, then I get in the shower its straight. However if I shoot a giant load on myself IN the shower, Im soapin and scrubbin that shit outta my body hair for like 20 minutes.

lol.

HazyVille

10-31-2007, 12:21 AM

I whacked the monkey this morning, nothing like doin it in the shower, its the only place i do it.

420MissHighTimes420

10-31-2007, 06:48 PM

its been exactly a week
im being cheated on i think
if he isnt getting it from me hes getting it from someone he is too busy for me lately :(

sm0k1t

10-31-2007, 10:07 PM

when I was in a relationship I wacked my meat like 2 or 3 times a week but my ex though of sex like a waste of time (had some 1 or 2 times a week WTF and GOOD RIDDANCE!!!) so now im single ( been a month now) and well I actually wack it rarely...maybe its my broken heart and lack of weed is fucking my mantra =P...I actually fucked a girl 3 days after my break up (she wanted me bad) and I made her night..she came like 10 times in a small 45 min and well her mom was coming soon so we stopped...I did not cum...kinda blows..she ows me one =P

weed = sex and or masturbation all the way though..last time hmmm probably a week now

geonagual

10-31-2007, 10:28 PM

its been exactly a week
im being cheated on i think
if he isnt getting it from me hes getting it from someone he is too busy for me lately :(

Hopefully he is truly busy

dragonrider

10-31-2007, 11:38 PM

her mom was coming soon so we stopped...I did not cum...kinda blows..
Actually, kinda does not blow... Right? Maybe next time you'll blow...

potsmokingnome

10-31-2007, 11:52 PM

sm0k1t

11-01-2007, 06:10 PM

I said LIKE 10 times...actually didnt count but its more than 3 times for sure and that was like after 15 min...anyway who cares I'm not trying to make ya all believe I'm a god in bed when I smoke weed cause I kinda dont care what others think of me anyway. Just sharing my experience and take it or leave it =)

peace

dragonrider

11-01-2007, 06:37 PM

Ok! Ok! You gave her 45 orgasms in 10 minutes. We believe you....jeez...

To avoid permament injury, notify a doctor immediately if you ever have an erection lasting longer that four hours, superstud.

stinkyattic

11-01-2007, 06:45 PM

About 16:07 ago.

dragonrider

11-01-2007, 06:51 PM

16:07? Esactly 16:07? Wow! Stinkyattic and I had simultaneous orgasms!

Squiggle

11-01-2007, 07:41 PM

About 3 hours ago.

Mrs. Greenjeans

11-01-2007, 08:28 PM

28 minutes ago.
I like this. I'm going to post here everytime I flick the bean.

stinkyattic

11-01-2007, 09:00 PM

28 minutes ago.
I like this. I'm going to post here everytime I flick the bean.
Pretty soon this will be more of a Mrs. Greenjeans Bean Flickin' Log than a proper thread... not that anyone would be upset by that! :D *flick*

Mrs. Greenjeans

11-01-2007, 09:04 PM

LOL! Come on, the computer desk is the best place to do it cause you can put your feet up and tilt your chair back.

geonagual

11-02-2007, 02:49 AM

LOL! Come on, the computer desk is the best place to do it cause you can put your feet up and tilt your chair back.

It is perfect..I dont put my feet up..well..scratch that..yes I have....I think I gave in about 4 days ago...and it has been a few times since..isnt wierd how taboo it is and still everyone does it?..cracks me up

Mrs. Greenjeans

11-02-2007, 02:51 AM

Right after I got my hood pierced, I did the computer desk flick. It was so intense I choked on my own saliva, then blacked out and fell out of my chair.

geonagual

11-02-2007, 02:54 AM

Right after I got my hood pierced, I did the computer desk flick. It was so intense I choked on my own saliva, then blacked out and fell out of my chair.

HOLY FUCK! The piercing really makes it that intense? WOW

Mrs. Greenjeans

11-02-2007, 02:55 AM

Yep. It's amazing. I highly recommend it to all my female friends.

geonagual

11-02-2007, 02:57 AM

Yep. It's amazing. I highly recommend it to all my female friends.

So, that is the part right above the clit, right?

Mrs. Greenjeans

11-02-2007, 03:01 AM

Yeah, the boat part of "the little man in the boat" LOL! Why is it a man? I'd prefer to think I have a little chick sailing my ship.

Markass

11-02-2007, 03:34 AM

Right after I got my hood pierced, I did the computer desk flick. It was so intense I choked on my own saliva, then blacked out and fell out of my chair.

omg! lol, you're awesome...

as for the thread...last night...hmm..

Squiggle

11-02-2007, 09:13 PM

Well dude I was the EXACT same way when I met the girl I am currently with...

Jacking off was a everyday thing when I met her for the first 3 months we didnt date,think about dating,fuck,kiss, hug anything... But shortly after we started hanging out I stopped and it turned into a once a month thing..

Now its like when shes pissed at me and she wont give it up is when I jack it and thats it...

Straight Illin

11-03-2007, 01:26 PM

she came like 10 times, in 45 minutes, and you never did? I find that hard to believe LOL I think maybe she faked it 10 times, or your bsn' lol

That is a big ol' bullshit! Damn, I remember when I used to have to make up those ridiculous lies, when I was like 12. LMAO..

foxysox

11-03-2007, 08:28 PM

Right after I got my hood pierced, I did the computer desk flick.
I used to have almost that piercing- upper edge of inner labia, not hood. Took it out upon entering the military. It was more decorative than practical anyway.
As for the computer desk flick... your computer desk is at your HOUSE.
You don't earn braggin' rights until you have your boss walk in on you.
Good thing you just got a new job... it's ON.