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CanaDanKs Inc.
10-26-2007, 08:43 PM
What's so great about being a in great relationship, is the intimacy that both lovers can share. I just love how wild and ridiculously crazy couples can get sometimes, you know?

My lady and I both woke up pretty hung over this morning, and we were both in a really goofy mood. I spent about an hour pinching her and she kept punching me and squeezing my member. (sometimes she can be a ruthless bitch!) Well we ended up going at it for a while and it was awesome as always, even though we were fucking around (pun intended) the whole time. Like I would randomly say funny words or someone else's name during the intercourse hahaha, that one is classic

Anyway after all that was done, she grabs a tissue and cleans herself a little bit, which I wasn't really paying attention to, then she asks me if I can "put that in trash, pleeeaase?". I don't even think about it and grab whatever is in her hand, and while I do that, the silly girl squeezes the tissue in my hand which releases all kinds of sexual juices all over my hand and arm. It was pretty priceless :thumbsup:


What funny things do you guys do in the bedroom?

snowblind
10-26-2007, 08:58 PM
sometimes i dont untie my girl then go make a sandwich and feed it her, but really badly so she gets all messy. it depends on how im feeling, whihc is usually pretty good. ill doodle on her and mess around. its cool cus then we get to go shower :P

BlazinKush
10-27-2007, 07:31 PM
I think the funniest thing I seen a couple do is wear the same damn clothes. Im sorry, you wouldn't catch me doing something like that with my girl.

TallulahGreen
10-28-2007, 12:07 AM
I think the funniest thing I seen a couple do is wear the same damn clothes. Im sorry, you wouldn't catch me doing something like that with my girl.

My boyfriend and I are seriously guilty of that..bad.

We both have like the same color hair...and it's both long..

...we have a couple of the same pairs of shoes...

..and like 5 of the same sweatshirts practically.

It happens to us so much that we eventually just stopped caring when we wear the same thing because it's too damned hard to not dress alike.

I guess thats what you get though when you shop together...

We have had people make comments to us thinking were brother and sister..
..it's sad...really.