Need advice.....PLEASE....URGENT!!!

[OutRage]

Im 5-11" - 170 lbs- in my 30's. Started smoking about 3 yrs ago due to Post Tramadic Stress Disorder. I have PTSD from a car wreck. I have been to a psychiatrist whom tried me on several things, and only one medication(Ativan) has worked. Cant stand the pill so was introduced to weed. Before my wreck i hated weed, didnt want to be around it. Now i must use weed because it helps me live my everyday life. I was working self employed when BOOM....no more work to be done. Had to go and fill out applications everywhere. For any kind of decent job, they want a drug test. I have smoked everyday for 3 yrs, from when i get up till i go to sleep!! Now that a drug test has to be taken i have recently stoped smoking, now about 2 days, Im scared to death ill fail. I have started to do the dilution process and thinking about getting some stuff at GNC called STRIPnc natural cleanser, and going to do my best not to smoke so i can pass the test.Bills stacking up need advice, please. thx.

[OutRage]

I also for the hell of it went to wal-mart, bought a at home drug test which came up positive for THC. I know its gonna take time to get it out of my system, but with the bills stacking up, and fixin to loose where i live in a lil over a month for no money for rent, etc. I need some advice from someone who has been in my shoes. Out of money,few groceries,and i have 2 children. One who lives with me full time, and the other part time. All your help is appreciated, THX.

[4osiris]

I was in your situation several times. I'm not sure of your budget but a guy at the GNC store sold me some stuff that was in a locked cabinet(assuming all GNC stores have locked cabinets). I was charged $90+bucks for it and it worked like a dream and all you had to do was injest it at least two(-four)hours before your scheduled test and you were clean for good until your next smoke session. It even had some natural agent in it to make sure your urine retained it's yellow color. I just can't remember the name, damnit. Maybe someone with a better memory can provide you the name. But GNC definitely has it, and why should'nt they with all the bodybuilders and athletes with such dependencies to steroids.
Good Luck!

[jeffman]

Im 5-11" - 170 lbs- in my 30's. Started smoking about 3 yrs ago due to Post Tramadic Stress Disorder. I have PTSD from a car wreck. I have been to a psychiatrist whom tried me on several things, and only one medication(Ativan) has worked. Cant stand the pill so was introduced to weed. Before my wreck i hated weed, didnt want to be around it. Now i must use weed because it helps me live my everyday life. I was working self employed when BOOM....no more work to be done. Had to go and fill out applications everywhere. For any kind of decent job, they want a drug test. I have smoked everyday for 3 yrs, from when i get up till i go to sleep!! Now that a drug test has to be taken i have recently stoped smoking, now about 2 days, Im scared to death ill fail. I have started to do the dilution process and thinking about getting some stuff at GNC called STRIPnc natural cleanser, and going to do my best not to smoke so i can pass the test.Bills stacking up need advice, please. thx.
Save Your money and look into buying some Quick Fix 4.0 at Your local smoke shop or on line. Remember 4.0 is the most current formula. I'm not saying the other stuff won't work but if You search Quick Fix on this site You will see time after time it works.

Also the dilution sticky thread above Your post has great information that will increase Your chances to pass. These are only for urine tests.

Good Luck, Still Winston.....:thumbsup:

[OutRage]

thanks for your reply

[Jerry G]

Jeffman is correct, all those drinks are is expensive dilution. There is not magic bullet except for exercise and time.

Almost all pre-employment test will be unobserved, Quickfix 4.0 will work like a charm as long as you get the temp correct.

Your only worry now is a hair test...

[Zonyc]

The drug tests look for metabolites of thc and other cannabinoids. The metabolite of thc (11-nor-∆9 -THC-9 COOH ) is what simple tests look for, more advanced tests can detect metabolites Cannabinol, 11-nor-D8-THC-9 COOH, D8-THC, and D9-THC, some of which is stored in fat.

You need to basically increase the rate your body utilizes fat so that means eating smaller meals spread out through the day, cardio workouts and taking fish oil to keep your body burning fat when you're sitting around. You will also need to stay well hydrated, which means drinking alot of water to help flush everything out. DO NOT do this if you will be tested within the next two weeks because you may read falsley high due to your body excreting the metabolites. DO NOT do this if you have a history of kidney or liver problems either.

I would also highly recommend you pickup some home test kits and test yourself; they're about 5 bucks for 100 tests, and easily obtained from online vendors. This will let you track your progress, I'd shoot for 3 consecutive positives. Many tests are negetive below 50ng/ml, anything more than 50ng/ml will read positive in these tests.

Hope it works out for ya.

Edit: You can also try synthetic urine. You can get it online, but make sure you get a kit which includes some way to heat it prior to testing, as they usually do a temp check first.

[FakeBoobsRule]

The drug tests look for metabolites of thc and other cannabinoids. The metabolite of thc (11-nor-∆9 -THC-9 COOH ) is what simple tests look for, more advanced tests can detect metabolites Cannabinol, 11-nor-D8-THC-9 COOH, D8-THC, and D9-THC, some of which is stored in fat.

Did you copy and paste that? I ask because I want to know how you made the triangle. Also, to be specific, immunoassay looks at 31 metabolites of THC while GC/MS looks only for one, THC 11-nor-∆9 -THC-9 COOH.


You need to basically increase the rate your body utilizes fat so that means eating smaller meals spread out through the day, cardio workouts and taking fish oil to keep your body burning fat when you're sitting around. You will also need to stay well hydrated, which means drinking alot of water to help flush everything out. DO NOT do this if you will be tested within the next two weeks because you may read falsley high due to your body excreting the metabolites. DO NOT do this if you have a history of kidney or liver problems either.

Not doing this 2 weeks before a test might be a little too precautious. Most people recommend stopping aerobic exercise 3-5 days before the test and then getting lazy.


I would also highly recommend you pickup some home test kits and test yourself; they're about 5 bucks for 100 tests, and easily obtained from online vendors. This will let you track your progress, I'd shoot for 3 consecutive positives. Many tests are negetive below 50ng/ml, anything more than 50ng/ml will read positive in these tests.

$5 for a hundred. That's a hell of a deal. the cheapest I have seen is about $1 each. Also, don't you mean 3 consecutive negatives?

[OutRage]

ok thanks,will research more,and ill keep updating...