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Stumps
10-22-2007, 01:52 AM
So, after a night of exessive weed smoking, i came home to pass my shit out. I open the door to find my family sitting at the kitchen table. "Great..." I mutter sarcasticly "just in time for dinner." Trying not to look stoned as hell, i walk over and greet them. both me and my mom know that when im blazed i tend to alienate myself from the family. She is constantly looking for simtoms of me being high, so I try and look as normal as possible as i fix my plate and sit down next to them. "Its been a while since the whole family has sat down and ate dinner together huh?" My dad says. "yup.." i say. "Even though its 1 oclock in the morning." my mom adds. Then i think.... Wtf? 1 oclock?!?! i was so busy being and trying not to look blazed, i completly forgot that it was 1am and just assumed it was 7 or 8pm or any other time that a normal family would eat dinner. I say outloud to myself "oh, i KNEW something was weird..." but no one responded. i finished 'dinner' and went directly to sleep.
c@sp3r
10-22-2007, 02:12 AM
wtf hahahaha thats weird why were they having dinner at 1. was your mom messing with your mind?
GracefulToke
10-22-2007, 02:15 AM
Thats really fucked up, but kind of hilarious. Not many people would go to that extreme, sounds fun... *looks around*... im baked.
Anyways... the main point, time distortion... that does happen to me, I can't believe how I can get time mixed up sometimes, and I get really disoriented which I find to be a very strange feeling.
Stumps
10-22-2007, 02:29 AM
wtf hahahaha thats weird why were they having dinner at 1. was your mom messing with your mind?Nah my familys just fucking weird sometimes...
c@sp3r
10-22-2007, 03:34 AM
thats tight

i could already can see some neiborhood kids " whens your dinner time" then " around 6 or so" " whens yours ?" then " uhh around 1 or 2"
c@sp3r
10-22-2007, 03:36 AM
thats tight

i could already can see some neighborhood kids " whens your dinner time ?" then " around 6 or so" " whens yours ?" then " uhh around 1 or 2":)


that probably didn't make sense to you but it did me at the time :rastasmoke:
c@sp3r
10-22-2007, 03:40 AM
fuck i didn't mean that first post