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dark0ne
10-21-2007, 03:26 PM
my freind just got a new place, and her landlord is nuts. my first impression was that she was a crackhead, cause of the way she keeps talking, and talking, and talking. this is what came out of her mouth the first time i met her.

"my husband left me, for a crack dealer. i can't have crack, i'm allergic, it makes me break out in hives." (lol) "i'm a carpender, like jesus, but i can't walk on water." "this is good chinese food * pause* GO AHEAD HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL BAT! I'LL STAB YOU ALL WITH A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE! *eats food* you know i have one stashed under a rock down the street":wtf:

no matter how crazy this sounds, it's all 100% true.
rebgirl420
10-21-2007, 03:29 PM
hahahahahahahhahahhahahaha wtf!?

:yippee: < Shes fucking crazy.
Mrs. Greenjeans
10-21-2007, 03:39 PM
O...M....G.

Crazy people are good entertainment.
beachguy in thongs
10-21-2007, 03:54 PM
Was it Chicken Lo Mein?
upinsmokeuk
10-21-2007, 05:20 PM
that sounds to me more like a crystal meth addict.
upinsmokeuk
10-21-2007, 05:21 PM
not chicken le mein but "creamofsumyoungguy"
delusionsofNORMALity
10-21-2007, 11:18 PM
sounds perfectly normal to me.
Cannabis-Sativa
10-21-2007, 11:21 PM
ya, crack heads are CRAAAAAAAAAAaazYYY
ificouldiwould
10-21-2007, 11:26 PM
:wtf:did she say all that contiously or was it differnt subjects
greatmuta
10-22-2007, 04:49 AM
Love crazy people :yippee::silly::icon506: they make the world interesting
FireTheft
10-22-2007, 04:58 AM
and i thought my highschool history teacher was nuts
dark0ne
10-22-2007, 01:52 PM
that was the best of what she said. Basicly once you say "hi" she dominates the conversation untill you leave the house.

OH MAN i forgot about the grill.

my freind and i were in the room, watching tv. she comes bursting into the room, her head was still smoldering. "i just lit myself on fire!" LOL!! "i was trying to cook some chicken on the grill, i poured the rubbing alcahol on the charcole and when i lit it went WOOSH! right in my face......why did it do that?"

she realy tried to get the grill going with 91% rubbing alcahol. i think we should video tape her and try to make a show out of it.
Mrs. Greenjeans
10-22-2007, 06:19 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus she's a health hazard.
SmokeyTokey
10-22-2007, 06:24 PM
YouTube a video of this shit. I would love to see it.
rebgirl420
10-23-2007, 04:18 AM
Im surprised people like this make it. You'd think they would have been killed somehow.
FluidS
10-23-2007, 05:39 AM
seriously she's gonna end up in one of those darwin awards books
ScaryMissMary
10-23-2007, 06:37 AM
Oh wow, I'd love to attempt to have a conversation with her.