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VoidLivesOn
10-20-2007, 09:21 AM
me, i'm a sucker for hispanic chicks. my girl is fuuullll busty big butt puerto rican.

what is your weakness?

Reefer Rogue
10-20-2007, 11:21 AM
Blonde girls with blue eyes and big boobs.

Hilder420
10-20-2007, 02:47 PM
I'm a sucker for sweet, kind, funny, somewhat possesive, kinky white boys. Its so funny how so many white men like hispanic girls. we are awesome though, (at least i am) so i guess i understand..lol

GoldenFerret
10-20-2007, 02:54 PM
im a sucker for a good relationship, no lie. too bad i never even get a bad relationship nowadays... >_>.

Straight Illin
10-20-2007, 02:58 PM
I'm a sucker for a girl that I won't end up hating in 2 weeks. Bitches be goin' crazy, lol.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-20-2007, 03:06 PM
I'm a sucker for big cocks.

ChiefCheeb
10-20-2007, 03:32 PM
I'm a sucker OF big cocks.

Haha sorry that I couldn't resist...

Anyways, there's something about a cute blonde girl that get's me, too bad they're almost always the same, it's like dating the same girl over and over.

pass_the_dubbie
10-20-2007, 03:34 PM
Well...I love it when a lady will start using stuff I randomly say. Especially if I randomly say it when im high...

Its a Plant
10-20-2007, 03:35 PM
Well...I love it when a lady will start using stuff I randomly say. Especially if I randomly say it when im high...
Yeah I'm like that too. Not necessarily a sucker for it, but it's cute none the less..

I'd say I'm a sucker for a curvy brunette. Always have been I dunno it's weird but hey, I can't complain. :D

4osiris
10-20-2007, 03:44 PM
I'm a sucker for the trifacta-beauty, brains, and a big heart!

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-20-2007, 04:32 PM
Haha sorry that I couldn't resist...

Anyways, there's something about a cute blonde girl that get's me, too bad they're almost always the same, it's like dating the same girl over and over.

NP. The pun was intentional.

Actually, I'm a sucker for nice teeth. I loooove a pretty smile.

GracefulToke
10-20-2007, 05:26 PM
Im a sucker for love, and an awesome personality.

beachguy in thongs
10-20-2007, 05:49 PM
I'm a sucker on clits.

higher4hockey
10-20-2007, 06:01 PM
im a sucker for a girl in a ball cap.

also skirts and curly brown hair.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-20-2007, 06:16 PM
I'm a sucker on clits.


:thumbsup:
That too.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-20-2007, 06:17 PM
I'm a sucker on clits.


im a sucker for a girl in a ball cap.

also skirts and curly brown hair.

I have all of those things.
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! H4H SUCKS MRS. G! FILM AT 11!

birdgirl73
10-20-2007, 08:24 PM
I'm a sucker for full lips, a nice smile/good teeth, good breath, a wicked sense of humor, and height. A nice muscular body doesn't hurt, either, but before I look at the bod, I wanna know there's a muscular brain there.

Unknown American
10-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Hispanic girls are hot and they know how to treat a man.

But basically I am a sucker for someone who cares about me.

Born To Stone
10-20-2007, 09:11 PM
I am a sucker for long blonde hair and a cute face, but i like brunettes aswell and all kinds of girls really.... ;)

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-20-2007, 09:19 PM
before I look at the bod, I wanna know there's a muscular brain there.

FUCKIN A RIGHT!!!:clap::clap::clap:

Kodiene
10-21-2007, 01:07 AM
I'm a sucker for an.. Sucker. (Tha mo' tha head tha merrier)

OLDE ENGLISH '800
10-21-2007, 01:14 AM
me, i'm a sucker for hispanic chicks. my girl is fuuullll busty big butt puerto rican.

what is your weakness?

im with you i cant turn down a latina :thumbsup:

kikoraa
10-21-2007, 07:36 AM
Im a sucker for skirts and dark hair, Plus if its both.
Im super attracted to that sweet kinda awkward girl

Markass
10-21-2007, 07:43 AM
blonde hair and blue eyes..then when she's the rebellious 'I don't give a fuck' girl, then it's even more amazing..

kms brown
10-21-2007, 08:50 AM
Im a sucker for a girl thats loud and proud in public, a girl whos a bitch to everyone but me (cracks me up, dont know why). Brown eyed , brown haired w/ blonde streaks.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-21-2007, 01:59 PM
blonde hair and blue eyes..then when she's the rebellious 'I don't give a fuck' girl, then it's even more amazing..

*sobbing* WAAAAAH! You don't love me because I am pigmentally challenged!

Kodiene
10-21-2007, 07:03 PM
I also have a thing for women with tattoo's. I clean forgot about that.

rebgirl420
10-21-2007, 07:07 PM
^ I have a huge black tattoo on my lower back

Gandalf_The_Grey
10-21-2007, 08:26 PM
^ I have a huge black tattoo on my lower back

What's the tattoo of? Just curious.

420_24/7
10-21-2007, 08:33 PM
im a sucker for a nice little brunette, i love small girls, always have:thumbsup:

r0k
10-21-2007, 08:41 PM
Not that anyone gives a shit, but I like the kinda shorter girl with a nice figure, cute smile, and nice straight brown hair. Nothing special, yet perfect.

Yeah, I'm fucking stoned.

Chaotixxx
10-21-2007, 09:17 PM
These girls sound like they are describing me... Big dick, tall, nice teeth and smile, smart, etc. etc.

I like hispanic women, brunettes close behind :thumbsup:

MVP
10-21-2007, 09:34 PM
I am a sucker for a tall white or hispanic gal that is curvy, smart, and confident. I'm also a sucker for a petite white or hispanic gal that is slim, smart, and sexy. Above it all, a beautiful set of.......... eyes.......... do it to me every time. Not to mention great skin.

BigHyphyD
10-21-2007, 09:49 PM
I like petite but curvy brunettes.

Canadian_Cron
10-21-2007, 10:04 PM
petite, straight black hair and brown eyes for looks.... especially brown eyes iunno why but i just love them:).

also confidence which is really important and talent is always sexy :thumbsup:

Kodiene
10-21-2007, 10:05 PM
^ I have a huge black tattoo on my lower back

Sounds sexy. Have any pix? I have 8 tattoo's so far, planning out my sleeve plans. Nothing tacky, just a clean sleeve.

420_24/7
10-21-2007, 10:06 PM
Not that anyone gives a shit, but I like the kinda shorter girl with a nice figure, cute smile, and nice straight brown hair. Nothing special, yet perfect.

Yeah, I'm fucking stoned.

thats exactly what i like:thumbsup:

Mr. Glover
10-22-2007, 08:01 AM
I got banned for my name lol. Didn't know kodiene was illegal around here. It's all good tho.

stinkyattic
10-22-2007, 02:44 PM
I'm a sucker for big chunky dudes with freckles and mischeivous eyes and who can fix a truck and then make a perfect omlette.

WeedFaerie420
10-22-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm a sucker for a stoner who is intelligent, unique, confident, has a great personality, and is great in bed.
Body type... preferably taller than 5'6" and not overweight. Muscular and lean is always nice.

:S5:

geonagual
10-22-2007, 03:32 PM
I'm a sucker for big chunky dudes with freckles and mischeivous eyes and who can fix a truck and then make a perfect omlette.


HAHA. Funny..I am a little chunky 6' 210, I ..got 1 million freckles, a 1000 miles stare..can fix a truck and make badass omlettes..trippy..

hmmm..what am I a sucker for..confidence, big boobs, intelligence and a girl that dont take no shit from me..

Psycho4Bud
10-22-2007, 03:35 PM
A lady that can dance.......if ya can rip it up on the dance floor it's usually ALL GOOD in the sheets.:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

geonagual
10-22-2007, 03:51 PM
and these days it has been stoner chicks..it really isnt about the weed, it is about the attitude that it brings with it.

Hilder420
10-22-2007, 04:06 PM
holy shit geo! tell me thats not a pic of u as ur avatar?!??! if it is... my god ur gorgeous!! damn! now all ur randy posts will give me naughty thoughts! lol mmmmmmm

stinkyattic
10-22-2007, 04:12 PM
HAHA. Funny..I am a little chunky 6' 210, I ..got 1 million freckles, a 1000 miles stare..can fix a truck and make badass omlettes..trippy..

hmmm..what am I a sucker for..confidence, big boobs, intelligence and a girl that dont take no shit from me..

Hm, that's funny- I'm smart, cocky, and a D cup... uh oh! Trrrrrrubble.

potsmokingnome
10-22-2007, 04:12 PM
I'm a sucker for a girl with a beautiful smile, and someone who can make me laugh my ass off! oh and I ussually like the big tits lol Asian girls I've allways had a thing for too, but haven't had an asian girlfriend yet :(
Edit: one more thing, a woman with a six pack for a stomach drives me freakin wild! lol

Markass
10-22-2007, 04:30 PM
*sobbing* WAAAAAH! You don't love me because I am pigmentally challenged!

but I do love you because you're an amazingly gorgeous and sexy middle aged beauty...;):)

stinkyattic
10-22-2007, 05:06 PM
Edit: one more thing, a woman with a six pack for a stomach drives me freakin wild! lol
How's about the whole keg? :D

potsmokingnome
10-22-2007, 05:21 PM
How's about the whole keg? :D

Well ya got the D-cups! so who cares about the feild when ya got the mountains! lol

stinkyattic
10-22-2007, 05:25 PM
Don't worry I was kidding about the keg. :D

420MissHighTimes420
10-22-2007, 05:28 PM
holy shit geo! tell me thats not a pic of u as ur avatar?!??! if it is... my god ur gorgeous!! damn! now all ur randy posts will give me naughty thoughts! lol mmmmmmm

i second that! geo ur bangin!



im a sucker for older men, which does get me introble sometimes, but hey you likewut u like. a guy with big manly hands turns me on bc i love to be fingered, which is why i have a bit of a thing for drummers too because i have foudn they are amazing at doing that :thumbsup: :thumbsup: lol and a guy with confidence always gets me

psychocat
10-22-2007, 06:00 PM
I've never been a sucker,, isn't that what girlfriends are for ???

psychocat
10-22-2007, 06:09 PM
Seriously though I am 6'2" and I like tallish women, my last 4 girlfriends have all been redheads , my last two have been scorpios (fiery temperament) and I guess that's what I prefer.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-22-2007, 06:15 PM
HAHA. Funny..I am a little chunky 6' 210, I ..got 1 million freckles, a 1000 miles stare..can fix a truck and make badass omlettes..trippy..

hmmm..what am I a sucker for..confidence, big boobs, intelligence and a girl that dont take no shit from me..

You're such a hottie geo.

GreenLadyOfDankDowns
10-22-2007, 06:41 PM
Freckles rock, as does a sexy little gap between a guy's front teeth. I'm not talking about a picket fence gap either. Just noticeable, adorable little gap. :)

geonagual
10-22-2007, 06:56 PM
Thanks ladies....

I already know all 3 of you are super HOT..Hilder I havent seen a pic of you, but it dont matter, from reading your post I can just tell..it is amazing..why are stoner chicks so damn fine...there must be something in the weed..one thing I know for sure, it does make you age well...it does seem that I have a lot of younger ladies that find me attractive..I am cool with that..just goes to show that age dont mean shit..it is timeless..people are timeless..

kikoraa
10-22-2007, 08:58 PM
Every stoner chick I've ever known has been sexy as hell

Omnirok
10-22-2007, 09:16 PM
im a sucker for a good relationship, Brown hair, brown eyes, blonde streaks,nice teeth,umm oh yea...Thick(Yea I said it.. I hate skinny bitches),Umm and yea basically she will know when I fall for her...

Thats really my weakness... falling for anyone who shows me just a bit of affection... I always read to far into things.

silkyblue
10-22-2007, 09:33 PM
Im a sucker for pot!

:stoned:

kikoraa
10-22-2007, 09:58 PM
i got some pot... wanna hang? lol

Hilder420
10-22-2007, 10:04 PM
Thanks ladies....

I already know all 3 of you are super HOT..Hilder I havent seen a pic of you, but it dont matter, from reading your post I can just tell..it is amazing..why are stoner chicks so damn fine...there must be something in the weed..one thing I know for sure, it does make you age well...it does seem that I have a lot of younger ladies that find me attractive..I am cool with that..just goes to show that age dont mean shit..it is timeless..people are timeless..

Who's with me?!
Hell, lets call it The Man Eye-Candy of Cann.com, theres quite a few hot guys hanging round here!
LOl yeah i have my moments... hey it was enough to wrangle me some Bubbleman! naw, i dunno bout posting my pic... since i already share so many of my little escapades, i gotta leave a little to the imagination right? lets just say im a fiery, fairly dominating, short mexican stoner with a smartass mouth, long black hair, and double d's hahahaha

kikoraa
10-22-2007, 10:53 PM
I'm Peruvian I love meetin a fellow brownie!
Respect :jointsmile:

silkyblue
10-22-2007, 10:58 PM
is that Roger Rabbitt ``

Wats goin down in Peruvia?

sounds like a body part!

:jointsmile:

kikoraa
10-22-2007, 11:05 PM
haha Yea its roger rabbit and its Peru not peruvia ha
People from peru are peruvian.
I dont live in Peru i live in Georgia
There was a pretty bad earthquake in peru recently that fucked up some of my families houses and shit pretty lame but there all ok.

Mr. Glover
10-22-2007, 11:32 PM
Who's with me?!
Hell, lets call it The Man Eye-Candy of Cann.com, theres quite a few hot guys hanging round here!
LOl yeah i have my moments... hey it was enough to wrangle me some Bubbleman! naw, i dunno bout posting my pic... since i already share so many of my little escapades, i gotta leave a little to the imagination right? lets just say im a fiery, fairly dominating, short mexican stoner with a smartass mouth, long black hair, and double d's hahahaha

Niceeee! Sounds sexy as hell to me. Got any tattoo's? ;)

someuser
10-22-2007, 11:48 PM
I like petite white chicks (5'6 or under) with good legs, ass, and a pretty face.

She needs to be atleast 23 yrs (preferably 25 yrs or over), smart, and have a good job (professional job preferred). I like sarcastic sassy women who can hold their own. Drinking and/or smoking is a bonus... Though accepting that I smoke is a non-compromising issue.

*EDIT*
Oh yeah, I dont like tattoos on girls (looks good when their young, looks gnarly when they get older IMO) and straight WHITE teeth are a must. I will say though that piercings are a turn on with me with women... Especially various ear piercings and belly button piercings.

silkyblue
10-22-2007, 11:48 PM
Short mexicali stoner ~~

with a tattoo on his ass ~~

10 kids and a bitchen woman ~~

if you ain lockin up she ain gettin off ~~

:rastasmoke:

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-23-2007, 12:54 AM
Who's with me?!
Hell, lets call it The Man Eye-Candy of Cann.com, theres quite a few hot guys hanging round here!

Yeah! We should make a calendar.:D

geonagual
10-23-2007, 01:03 AM
there is a guy and girl calander skink was working on a year ago...lets see if I can find them

Mr. Glover
10-23-2007, 01:08 AM
I can make calendars.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-23-2007, 01:27 AM
No shit Geo? LOL! Righteous.

Hilder420
10-23-2007, 01:33 AM
id buy a calendar hahaa... no i dont have any tattoos, i want one, but have no idea what to get... a former dick of mine drew a crouching gargoyle as an idea for a tattoo for me that is meant to go from my shoulder blades down to the small of my back, but its alot of ink.. im iffy about the idea... and the only way id get a tattoo would be with black ink.. ill try to get a pic to see what yall think later

A fellow brownie... LMAO im so fuckin dark, i hate it... although ive been told my skin is a pretty honey/ caramel... but of course i dont buy it...

geonagual
10-23-2007, 01:35 AM
I love how you call your fuck buddies "dick"...it cracks me up

Hilder420
10-23-2007, 02:07 AM
well ya kno.. use em, abuse em.. pat em on the ass for a job well done and send em on home..(usually with a belly full of home made mexican food) :thumbsup:

hahaha well, theres some logic behind that... none of my dicks were friends, and they were in my life for one sole purpouse, and that was for my pleasure... meh- heh- heh...

Mr. Glover
10-23-2007, 02:28 AM
Tattoo's are beautiful on women. Well the right tattoo's.

rebgirl420
10-23-2007, 04:12 AM
I have a large tribal tattoo. Heres a pic:

Dave Byrd
10-23-2007, 05:53 AM
^^ I hope you don't regret that later on, Reb. I can't think that's going to look the same on a 67-year-old lower back as it does on a 19- or 20-year-old one.

I'm a sucker for unmodified skin and for tall, slender, fine-boned brunettes with hourglass figures and pretty eyes and lips. Preferably also with ferocious intelligence and compassion.

rebgirl420
10-23-2007, 05:56 AM
Yeah thats why im stopping with that one. I also dont have all my peircings in anymore. Just my tounge.

Mostly because of work however, as I want to be a teacher and that could look very bad.

Spoken Word
10-23-2007, 06:34 AM
i prefer hispanic women but all kinds are fine..:)

off the top...
I'm a sucker for a balanced woman/lady/girl(whatever). One that likes to go out and have fun and knows when to stay home and relax.
I'm a sucker for a female that can carry a conversation without talking about herself..

oh and if she can dominate our sex with confidence, it's a major plus as well...

i'm a sucker for females in general really..

DAY-DREAMER-MAN
10-23-2007, 06:42 AM
Im a sucker boobs:thumbsup:

slipknotpsycho
10-23-2007, 06:56 AM
red heads.... pigtails... short skirts.... particularly pleated plaid skirts...

Kryzco
10-23-2007, 10:11 AM
I'm a sucker for latin men
something about them, i can't put my finger on it
I'm a sucker for someone who understands me, and loves me unconditionally, respects me, and appreciates me

geonagual
10-23-2007, 12:06 PM
Who's with me?!
Hell, lets call it The Man Eye-Candy of Cann.com, theres quite a few hot guys hanging round here!
LOl yeah i have my moments... hey it was enough to wrangle me some Bubbleman! naw, i dunno bout posting my pic... since i already share so many of my little escapades, i gotta leave a little to the imagination right? lets just say im a fiery, fairly dominating, short mexican stoner with a smartass mouth, long black hair, and double d's hahahaha


OH MY:eek:

This girl right here is off the hook...damn...damn...lol..

I dont never need to see a picture of you...cause I can already tell...phew...i think i am blushing..haha j/k...thanks for all the compliments


i second that! geo ur bangin!



im a sucker for older men, which does get me introble sometimes, but hey you likewut u like. a guy with big manly hands turns me on bc i love to be fingered, which is why i have a bit of a thing for drummers too because i have foudn they are amazing at doing that :thumbsup: :thumbsup: lol and a guy with confidence always gets me


Now, I have seen a picture of you...you are super fine too;)..and you my friend talk some freaky, deaky crazy ass nasty shit ...I am like DAAAAAMMNN! she didnt just say that...I love your honesty and that makes it way cool...and you are way cool:cool:


Hm, that's funny- I'm smart, cocky, and a D cup... uh oh! Trrrrrrubble.


I have known you were trouble from the first day that I got here.




Sorry, I dont know how to multiple post in one post, does that make sense.

qdavid
10-23-2007, 12:16 PM
....blonds

420MissHighTimes420
10-23-2007, 05:49 PM
Now, I have seen a picture of you...you are super fine too;)..and you my friend talk some freaky, deaky crazy ass nasty shit ...I am like DAAAAAMMNN! she didnt just say that...I love your honesty and that makes it way cool...and you are way cool:cool:

LMAO! my mind is in the gutter, and on here i feel safe to share it :rastasmoke: which is why i like this site

edit: i wanted to give u some rep for making me smile on a work day but i have to spread some around first lol

stinkyattic
10-23-2007, 06:27 PM
I have known you were trouble from the first day that I got here.

Sorry, I dont know how to multiple post in one post, does that make sense.

Ugh, that's the understatement of the century.

I merged these for you- you can hit "quote+" as many times as you like, then hit "reply" and all the posts you quoted will magically show up...

CanaDanKs Inc.
10-23-2007, 06:29 PM
I'm definitely a sucker for asian girls :thumbsup:

Skanky Spice
10-23-2007, 06:42 PM
i'm a sucker for latina chicks. pretty face, long dark hair, not too big but not too small. especially those girls who act all sweet and innocent but they'll get down and dirty in the sack. gahh<3

in guys, i'm a sucker for a nice smile, beautiful eyes, guys who smell great because of the cologne they have on, guys who naturally smell good[i LOVE how my boyfriend smells when he's been out of the shower for a bit], and those deliciously evil laughs, like the ones M. Shadows does......mmmm, yes, very nice.

those are just off the top of my head :upsidedow

ZAD515
10-23-2007, 07:51 PM
Brunettes with pretty eyes.

...and their best friends.

Mrs. Greenjeans
10-23-2007, 08:04 PM
^^ I hope you don't regret that later on, Reb. I can't think that's going to look the same on a 67-year-old lower back as it does on a 19- or 20-year-old one.

I'm a sucker for unmodified skin and for tall, slender, fine-boned brunettes with hourglass figures and pretty eyes and lips. Preferably also with ferocious intelligence and compassion.
Well well well, I guess we know what Bird looks like now. ;)
And Dave, I have a big tat on my lower back as well, and I'm 38. I figure Papi's not going to care what my back looks like when I'm 67 and he's 68. If my mother is anything to judge by, I'll look good. She just turned 67 and you'd never know it. The women in my family all have pretty backs.

GracefulToke
10-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Im a big sucker for romance and intimacy. A guy who I can feel comfortable with, and isn't affraid to be open.

lildicedan
10-23-2007, 09:20 PM
someone with a nice smile, preferably a girl lol

Mr. Glover
10-23-2007, 10:01 PM
I have a large tribal tattoo. Heres a pic:

Sexy as hell. Well i got 8 & i'll never regret mine. You only live young once & tattoo's i love. I had my nipples, eyebrow & tongue pierced for a while. Now i just got my ears pierced lol.

OLDE ENGLISH '800
10-24-2007, 04:45 AM
something along the lines of this

Unknown American
10-24-2007, 04:59 AM
something along the lines of this

Works for me!:thumbsup:

birdgirl73
10-24-2007, 05:08 AM
I'm a sucker for unmodified skin and for tall, slender, fine-boned brunettes with hourglass figures and pretty eyes and lips. Preferably also with ferocious intelligence and compassion.
I'm a sucker for this man. . . :computerlove1:

DroKing
10-24-2007, 05:37 AM
It would deff. be brunettes. I dunno, thats just what it always ends up being. Like that chick from transformers, soo hot with the dark brown hair and the blue eyes. That and big boobs lol. ([Homer Simpson] mmmmmmmm..........boobs)

Mr. J
10-27-2007, 02:35 AM
Beautiful eyes and full lips. Nothing more sexy on a woman then the ones who can "talk" to you with their eyes, if that makes any sense to anyone lol.

BlazinKush
10-27-2007, 07:27 PM
Im a definite sucker for women with a small waist with a nice fat ass. I just love it. Black and latin women have the best asses in the world, hands down.

Delta9 UK
10-28-2007, 12:43 AM
Women named BJ ;)

shuggie86
12-06-2007, 05:30 PM
i love mexicans or darker toned skin, like olive colored skin.
i am totally a sucker for beards and plaid shirts..glasses..converse tennis shoes and anyone who can appreciate good music and not be a snob about it

FlyGuyOU
12-06-2007, 05:40 PM
Big brown eyes, a good family, and a desire to not get shitfaced all the time

StickyfingahZ
12-06-2007, 06:48 PM
I am a sucker for dorky girls...I dunno why,It's I dunno....They turn me on,especially the whole corny laughs and glasses,scrawny type of girl.....Not too scrawny,I dont wanna break her.
LOL@all the answers on here,Sucker for clits?.................um me too,lol!

JD1stTimer
12-07-2007, 02:54 AM
I like unmodified skin, I ESPECIALLY can't stand navel rings unless on someone from South Asia, someone who will try anything at least once (As long as it won't lead to some kind of injury), someone who's first instinct around a homeless person is to give him shoes or a coat (Not necessarily that they are foolish though), not too tall (I like being able to see beautiful hair on top of her head), somewhat curvy but no keg please.. clean teeth that don't look super-sharp, okay with toking, likes to fly kites or sculpt or any kind of fun hobby that both genders can enjoy together... and yeah... similar religious preferences are basically mandatory, also unmarried/no kids is way up there. About me: I don't have the Letterman smile OR freckles. :( Oh, and I have a pony keg. Just kidding, it's the Heineken keg you can get at the grocery store. ;P