jobs you wish you had?

[chisme]

ok so ever seen a someone doin a job and wish you could do it?

when i was younger i saw a horror film called critters....like little alien hairballs with huge jaws.,,,

anyways these creatures were killing loads on earth when,..dun dun dun daaarrr the galactic bounty hunters showed up,

now sine then i found it facinating that someone could have the .......well BADASS mindset to wanna do a jb like that,

then i saw a film with mike epps and ice cube....all about the benjamins that was it and ice cube was hunting convit played by epps.

so like is there such thing as bunty hunters in the uk?

like what r the laws n such?

this isnt just another lazy one i have searched google...for an hour not just a quick top list click,

all it brings up if loads of rap about that "dog the bounty hunter" series.


anyone?

[higher4hockey]

i wish i was an NHL referee!!

[Born To Stone]

i wouldn't mind being an astronaut

[ghosty]

i wanna be a talent scount for warp records, or another independent label

[birdgirl73]

I had an idea to make a thread like this during Geonagual's October 1 make-a-new-thread fest, but I promptly forgot this one. Glad you had the same idea, Chisme! Here are jobs I think it'd be fun to have:
Sculptor
Glass blower (of art glass, not functional glass or housewares)
Concert pianist or violinist
Chef (not a sous chef or an assistant--a full-fledged executive chef)
Floral designer
Pet boutique/pet adoption service
Midwife
Forensic scientist
Bakery owner (bakery that makes beautiful cakes and cookies)
Landscape designer
Interior designer
Travel-show host

Many of my fantasy jobs lean toward the creative in some way.

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Be the guy a big candy factory that tests new shit out, like willy wonka or something :D

[BUZz UK]

Weed Smoker?

musician...

[FluidS]

i wish i could be an actor cause i would never be doing the same thing. anyone ever see the tv show called the pretender? it's about this guy who goes from job to job doing them well but not ever learning them completely. an example is one time he was a surgeon and then the next episode he ended up as lawyer or some shit. i could settle for being a model too, i mean how hard is it to pose infront of a camera?

[TPot]

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

BEST JOB EVER:

SEARCHING PORN SITES TO FIND THE ONES THAT SLIP THROUGH THE FILTERS.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[affasd]

video game tester. i actually saw an opening for this on craigslist in my area but i found it too late :( otherwise any job wehre i dont have to deal with bitchy customers is alright with me

[YotaBoy]

I love my job now. I work for a outdoors trip company/ropes course. It's super rad. I get to harness in and hang 45 feet off of the ground in mid air. Go backping in the woods, skydiving, wine tasting, no drug test, and it's on campus. Oh, and I get paid to do all of that...

My absolute dream job: Test pilot for desert racing trucks.

[Mr. Clandestine]

"Cannabis Cup Potency Determiner"

If that were an actual profession, where salary was based on the amount of work performed, I'd actually go back to college and obtain a second degree just so I could pursue it! :D

[texas grass]

beach bum

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

sometimes i wish i was a prostitute

[Iyaman]

I wish i could own a Hemp farm or grow medical weed (legaly).

[Nightcrewman]

Hillary Clintons personal dresser would suit me fine.


NCM

[WeedyBoyWonder]

....King..

:D

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

It's good to be the king.

[Reefer Rogue]

Pro footballer, in the premiership for Arsenal, or a pro poker player, which mite still happen one day =]

Otherwise, the owner of a successful coffeeshop.

[Coelho]

Well... there is that people who tastes wine... dont know how its called in english... so, i would love to be a weed taster... :stoned:

[WEsmokeED]

Umm how about the founder of microsoft?

Also being the president would be an awesome job! $400,000 a year, every year, until you die. Plus you got the CIA watching your back. :pimp:

[smoke_and_fly]

id love to be prime minister
id make weed legal and make a dress code so everyone has to walk around with t-shirts saying kick me
then id kick poeple
lol
peace

[BizzleLuvin]

i've always wanted to work in a Waffle House so i could pin my hair up and call everyone 'hun'. and smoke cigarettes in a booth while on my lunch break.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Bizzle, I know a lady who does just that. She's got a masters degree, but she prefers working at the WH. She's pagan, in her 50s, and dyes her hair bright purple.

Hmmm, dream jobs...

Actor
Musician
Any other kind of artist
Owner of a metaphysical store
Own a diner
Work on Myth Busters
Drive the Cash Cab
Weed dealer:D
Gallery owner

[slipknotpsycho]

i don't want a job...

i want to own an work in my own restaurant

[Metaphor]

it would be so badass to own a zoo and collect rare animals

[anfonee]

Realistically I want to operate the E.T ride at Universal Studios.
Otherwise I'd like to definitely be a screenwriter.

[Mohksha]

I would be a member of a video game test group where we could always see which games were going to come out next and we all got to pick which ones to play. They would then look at the most picked and advertise or something. I would get every game for free along with the *ahem* essential 48" 1080p plasma tv and I wouldn't have to play any if I thought they all sucked.

Because I'm high, I sat and thought about this job for maybe 10 minutes, so I know that it is exactly what I want. It's weird how being high can really make you see a lot of truths that you would normally miss while you thought about things.

Guess it's just another reason that it should be legal :thumbsup:! Woot Woot!

[Weedhound]

When The Bailiff Comes Knocking ? What Are Your Rights? - Bail Recovery Services- Bail Enforcement Agents and Bounty Hunters (http://www.bailrecoveryservices.com/article.cfm/id/147656) Bail enforcemenr officer in England and Wales

[upinsmokeuk]

coffee shop owner in amsterdam or joint roller[quid a j}lol

[GoldenFerret]

my dream job will actually come true. my dream job, is to one day, own and operate a head shop/smoke shop. I'm taking a bunch of business classes at my community college in January, and ive taken business classes all throughout high school. as soon as i have enough knowledge, and money saved up, i plan to move to canada and open up shop.

another dream job would be to grow medical marijuana, and GIVE, not sell, to dispensaries.

i would also like to work for a dispensarie, even if i had to get arrested during raids. i would still do it, and as soon as i got out, id go back to work haha.

[wholapola]

Forest Ranger
Smoke Jumper
Travel the world for National Geographic and make documentaries
Nipple Tweaker
Train conductor on the Seward to Fairbanks railroad or the Rocky Mountaineer in Alberta.
Architect (I.M.Pei design style)

[4twentE]

I'll go with affasd with the video game tester, and Mr. Clandestine for the cannabis connosieur. But I also wish I was the oil boy on Hawaiian Tropic photoshoots.

[smoke_and_fly]

id also love to be a pro boxer

[ificouldiwould]

id also love to be a pro boxer

same here:thumbsup:

[hero3279]

I've always been fascinated with pilots but the stereotypes just kill me.

Gotta be good at maths? I'm totally shit even with simple equations.
20/20 vision? I wear contacts

So fuck that, you know? But wow....what a profession...

just reading up on it....you might find it interesting...


Howstuffworks "How Becoming an Airline Pilot Works" (http://travel.howstuffworks.com/pilot.htm)

[silkyblue]

Id like to be employed as a, Ballerina at Julliard, 9-5, vacations, and wardrobe furnished, no weekends !

or I would love to b a Rock Star !!
cut my grass for free!!

:jointsmile:

[Iguana]

Farmer, of weed and other traditional American agricultural products.

[youngturk3389]

I'd love to be a repo man, you get to drive around all day and steal people's cars. And it's perfectly legal!!

But the perfect job? Probably a neurosurgeon, since you make $850,000 a year. But that's AFTER you have all your degrees, which takes 16 years, and you gotta be ultra smart...... but still worth it if you're up to it, I'm not. Plus it would probably be very stressful.

In my opinion, the best job is anything you love doing, can do relaxed and at your own pace, and come home from work actually feeling good.

[Mississippi Steve]

I wanna be a condom tester :D

[YotaBoy]

I wanna be a condom tester :D

Doesn't look like fun...



EDIT: Am I not allowd to embed images?

[Mr. J]

international spy
hitman (hired contractor and government funded)
jet fighter pilot (not the bombing shit, actual dog fighting)
f1 formula car driver and or professional street racer
stunt driver
international trance dj (oh yea!)
street fighter, kimbo slice style
mad scientist

all I can think of at the moment.

[Old Stoner]

I'd like to be President of the United States. I'd do everything I could to make sure that Mary Jane was legal to consume, grow, and lovingly admire...

[stinkyattic]

I'd like to run a resort with the theme of subsistence farming, like a dude ranch for hippies, wiht hydroponic greenhouses and wind/solar power generation etc. and of course GREAT food. I'll do it someday too, watch me.

[Old Stoner]

Hey Stinky, I bet you'd spice up all the food and set all our mouths on fire, LOL...

[stinkyattic]

Probably... especially since hot peppers do so well in greenhouse cultivation!

[sd6515]

I've always been fascinated with pilots but the stereotypes just kill me.

Gotta be good at maths? I'm totally shit even with simple equations.
20/20 vision? I wear contacts

So fuck that, you know? But wow....what a profession...

just reading up on it....you might find it interesting...


Howstuffworks "How Becoming an Airline Pilot Works" (http://travel.howstuffworks.com/pilot.htm)

That is my dream job and I am currently finishing my aviation degree and next year will be off to flight school so my smoking days a very numbered

[Eclipse1203]

I wish I could grow a money tree damnit haha That would be my job, fields of moneys trees...The good ones too that give us the hundred dollar bills, not those lame twenties. ha