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GetDown
10-19-2007, 08:40 PM
okay, so its been pretty dry lately in melbourne australia where i live, me and my friends have had to resort to buying 3 grams for $50, something we havent done since we were 15, but since everyones dry and prices are skyrocketing we didnt have much of a choice....

Yesterday, my usual guy was unavailable and we had to resort to going through a friend of a friend, bought 3 for 50, gave my mate the money he went in and bought it, when he comes out i realize that the bag looks a bit light, now when paying 10 for a gram, or less, i expect the bag to be a bit light, but when ya pay 50 for 3, youre paying for 3 grams and no less, not even 2.9, i was going to go back in and chat to him, but my mate told me hes not the kinda guy i wanna piss off, so i backed down (im a pussy)

anyways we smoked 2 joints and filled a couple pipes, then later when i got home i fetched my scale, had 2.1 left, i figure we may have smoked .9 or close enough to it for me not to feel ripped off, felt better

now i got home at 3, mum was home so i ran straight to my room, locked the door and jumped into bed (did not wanna talk to her stoned), woke up at 7 to find the house completely empty, mate of mine came over, bought half a gram for $10, (sold at cost price, i know im a dick coz 10 is way more than i usually charge, but u pay 20 for a gram, you cant sell half a gram for 5)

after my mate left i figured it was time to go to sleep, working early today, another mate gives me a call, he wants to get stoned, i cant say no to this guy, so i changed outta my pjs and he came got me, we went to our local park, smoked a joint, then he took a piss on a tree whilst i waited in the car, as im waiting i see another car enter the parking lot, the car does a lap around the lot, i thought they were doing a uturn, they werent, they did another lap and parked so the highbeams were aimed straight at my face, its then that i noticed the flashing blue and red lights, holy crap

my mate comes back from peeing behind a tree, cops ask him what he was doing, he told em, then said it was a bit embarassing, they had a good laugh,, come and spoke to us, asked us if we were smoking, my friend said yes (it was fairly obvious and at any time they could have searched me to find the half grammy left in my pocket), they asked if we still had pot on us, i took a que from my friends honesty and told em i might have a bit left, they took it, searched the car quickly, made some small talk and a few jokes, they were nice guys and you could tell they didnt want to give us trouble, im pretty sure they were smokers themselves, they told me that earlier that night they got another guy my age, who had weed but lied, they took him down to the station, but since i was honest (and they said we were gentlemen), theyd let me go with a possesion of marijuana warning, they took the weed, then one of em asked the other if he was going to get me to sign the evidence bag, the other said nah, i dont usually get em to sign, first one said something along the lines of, makes it easier for bobby to take it out and smoke it, the other one said, Dont say that in front of them, they have a laugh and walk off,

jagarr
10-19-2007, 09:08 PM
so i ran straight to my room, locked the door and jumped into bed (did not wanna talk to her stoned),

yeah dude my mom is a total buzz slayer too. haha i laughed at the visual of someone stoned jogging trying to be quiet to barricade themselves in a room. i still do that on occasion!

and youre lucky - the five oh here in the us of a are generally huge dicks that are more likely to play you for your honesty rather than give anyone a break. beat city:(

GoldenFerret
10-21-2007, 04:59 AM
lol i cant say that its cool for the cop to take the weed with intent to smoke, but he did let you off with a warning, so i guess it works out. some cops are cool, i had one pull me over, i was in my rx7, high as hell, and he talks about my car with me for 10 minits, asked me if i had any weed, i said i did, he asked me how much, and i told him a half ounce, and he said get it home, and dont keep it in your car, its a good way to get busted! haha i was so happy i was getting off from speeding and having a half o on me, and he asked if he could smoke a joint with me, and i was like, i wont get in trouble will i? we ended up smoking the joint and me going on my way. i love small towns haha.

expandingeye
10-22-2007, 12:01 AM
lol i cant say that its cool for the cop to take the weed with intent to smoke, but he did let you off with a warning, so i guess it works out. some cops are cool, i had one pull me over, i was in my rx7, high as hell, and he talks about my car with me for 10 minits, asked me if i had any weed, i said i did, he asked me how much, and i told him a half ounce, and he said get it home, and dont keep it in your car, its a good way to get busted! haha i was so happy i was getting off from speeding and having a half o on me, and he asked if he could smoke a joint with me, and i was like, i wont get in trouble will i? we ended up smoking the joint and me going on my way. i love small towns haha.

holy shit
:stoned:

mfqr
10-22-2007, 12:30 AM
lol i cant say that its cool for the cop to take the weed with intent to smoke, but he did let you off with a warning, so i guess it works out. some cops are cool, i had one pull me over, i was in my rx7, high as hell, and he talks about my car with me for 10 minits, asked me if i had any weed, i said i did, he asked me how much, and i told him a half ounce, and he said get it home, and dont keep it in your car, its a good way to get busted! haha i was so happy i was getting off from speeding and having a half o on me, and he asked if he could smoke a joint with me, and i was like, i wont get in trouble will i? we ended up smoking the joint and me going on my way. i love small towns haha.

Wow, that sounds like a fun time - smoking a joint with an on-duty cop. :thumbsup:

r0k
10-22-2007, 12:39 AM
lol i cant say that its cool for the cop to take the weed with intent to smoke, but he did let you off with a warning, so i guess it works out. some cops are cool, i had one pull me over, i was in my rx7, high as hell, and he talks about my car with me for 10 minits, asked me if i had any weed, i said i did, he asked me how much, and i told him a half ounce, and he said get it home, and dont keep it in your car, its a good way to get busted! haha i was so happy i was getting off from speeding and having a half o on me, and he asked if he could smoke a joint with me, and i was like, i wont get in trouble will i? we ended up smoking the joint and me going on my way. i love small towns haha.

Wow.. Nice :thumbsup:

thNk.m0rbid
10-23-2007, 01:39 PM
lol i cant say that its cool for the cop to take the weed with intent to smoke, but he did let you off with a warning, so i guess it works out. some cops are cool, i had one pull me over, i was in my rx7, high as hell, and he talks about my car with me for 10 minits, asked me if i had any weed, i said i did, he asked me how much, and i told him a half ounce, and he said get it home, and dont keep it in your car, its a good way to get busted! haha i was so happy i was getting off from speeding and having a half o on me, and he asked if he could smoke a joint with me, and i was like, i wont get in trouble will i? we ended up smoking the joint and me going on my way. i love small towns haha.

wow LOL that's kinda hard to believe, still awesome none-the-less

GoldenFerret
10-25-2007, 07:46 PM
my friends didn't believe it either, till that same cop came over to my friends house (party) and everyone was smoking and drinking and the cop just came in, freaked everyone out, and the cop was like "nice party, can i chill here for a bit?" i was like hell yeah. that cop smoked more weed in 30 minits (1/2 ounce, in about 6 blunts, by himself) than ive ever seen one person solo in a night. we just kept handing him blunts, it was entertaining. coolest cop ive ever met, and i hope i get to smoke with him again haha.

Rapidfire187
10-30-2007, 05:37 AM
If I was a cop, I'd constantly try to pull over people who look like potheads just so I could buy some green off of them :)

Tech N9ne.
10-31-2007, 03:08 AM
Thats legit, definetly didnt kill your buzz too much.

420 FMX
10-31-2007, 01:52 PM
okay, so its been pretty dry lately in melbourne australia where i live, me and my friends have had to resort to buying 3 grams for $50, something we havent done since we were 15, but since everyones dry and prices are skyrocketing we didnt have much of a choice....

Yesterday, my usual guy was unavailable and we had to resort to going through a friend of a friend, bought 3 for 50, gave my mate the money he went in and bought it, when he comes out i realize that the bag looks a bit light, now when paying 10 for a gram, or less, i expect the bag to be a bit light, but when ya pay 50 for 3, youre paying for 3 grams and no less, not even 2.9, i was going to go back in and chat to him, but my mate told me hes not the kinda guy i wanna piss off, so i backed down (im a pussy)

anyways we smoked 2 joints and filled a couple pipes, then later when i got home i fetched my scale, had 2.1 left, i figure we may have smoked .9 or close enough to it for me not to feel ripped off, felt better

now i got home at 3, mum was home so i ran straight to my room, locked the door and jumped into bed (did not wanna talk to her stoned), woke up at 7 to find the house completely empty, mate of mine came over, bought half a gram for $10, (sold at cost price, i know im a dick coz 10 is way more than i usually charge, but u pay 20 for a gram, you cant sell half a gram for 5)

after my mate left i figured it was time to go to sleep, working early today, another mate gives me a call, he wants to get stoned, i cant say no to this guy, so i changed outta my pjs and he came got me, we went to our local park, smoked a joint, then he took a piss on a tree whilst i waited in the car, as im waiting i see another car enter the parking lot, the car does a lap around the lot, i thought they were doing a uturn, they werent, they did another lap and parked so the highbeams were aimed straight at my face, its then that i noticed the flashing blue and red lights, holy crap

my mate comes back from peeing behind a tree, cops ask him what he was doing, he told em, then said it was a bit embarassing, they had a good laugh,, come and spoke to us, asked us if we were smoking, my friend said yes (it was fairly obvious and at any time they could have searched me to find the half grammy left in my pocket), they asked if we still had pot on us, i took a que from my friends honesty and told em i might have a bit left, they took it, searched the car quickly, made some small talk and a few jokes, they were nice guys and you could tell they didnt want to give us trouble, im pretty sure they were smokers themselves, they told me that earlier that night they got another guy my age, who had weed but lied, they took him down to the station, but since i was honest (and they said we were gentlemen), theyd let me go with a possesion of marijuana warning, they took the weed, then one of em asked the other if he was going to get me to sign the evidence bag, the other said nah, i dont usually get em to sign, first one said something along the lines of, makes it easier for bobby to take it out and smoke it, the other one said, Dont say that in front of them, they have a laugh and walk off,
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