Stoner 101: Know the Traditions

[Gyakuzuki]

The more you know about the traditions of a culture, the better you have of becoming a better citizen with in it.

For example:
It is a stoner's tradition, that every time he or she gets a new peice. That person gives a name to the new peice.

It is a stoner's tradition that if you get the first toke of a freshly packed bowl, you only burn a portion of the bowl so others get get some fresh weed.

Any others?

[justinsane]

hm, I'll try and contribute to this interesting concept


Don't put beans in the bowl

Call neighbor, trees, green, ect

[WEsmokeED]

Dont drown the end of the blunt/joint with your spit.

We actually have a term for this around here but it may not be appropriate so i'll just say that.

[BigHyphyD]

Dont drown the end of the blunt/joint with your spit.

We actually have a term for this around here but it may not be appropriate so i'll just say that.



Hahah.

I've slipped a few times...around the wrong people LOL

But luckily they cool enough to understand :D

[snowblind]

rollers rights,

pass to the left

no top loaders.

[Dmo18]

dont expect to smoke something you didnt buy

[Logicalcrap]

when in a circle, don't sit there with the joint telling stories, letting it burn down

[SmokeyTokey]

If you didn't buy the herb and have smoked it. You must buy the food.

[Robin_Goodfellow]

at least in my group, if the person who owns the pipe/green wants to offer to the group somone to have the first hit, you play "whats the color of weed" the first person to respond with "green" gets the first spark

this is usually in a bigger group and the person is just being nice

[Alejo]

Usually we follow the "If you didn't buy the weed, you buy the food" rule. Also of course the dude who owns the weed gets greens, or if we do multiple bowls, we switch it off. Also, if you smoke someone down with nothing in return (food or something), that person has to smoke you down later on.

[deadfan420]

I always try to be conscious of these little rules while toking with friends. For example, one time I had no weed to contribute to the bowl so I brought some alcohol (Jack Daniels) to make up for it. But I didn't smoke that much, so hopefully everything was cool.

[Miss Ashley]

Well, the only people I ever smoke with on a regular basis are my close friends. It ends up saving money from not smoking a lot of people out. It also doesn't help that I've been really short-tempered lately, and they're some of the only people I can tolerate right now, lol... :stoned:
But anywho! I know all the basic rules of smoking: don't wet the tip, don't burn all the green, call neighbor, owner gets green hit. It's awesome to just smoke with a few close people instead of a bunch of random people because it's so much more laid-back...you can act absolutely retarded around them and not have to worry about feeling stupid, lol :D

[pass_the_dubbie]

Rollers rights...
Pass it to the left...
Dont take massive tokes from the joint(it has to go around everyone)
Unless it's a massive joint...it's a 3 toke pass
oh...and dont question the rules:hippy:
Um...i dunno...its weird writing these down cause they always were the "unwritten rules"....

[ripher]

It is a crime that puff puff pass has not been mentioned. And I dont know where this pass to the left came from, me/my friends have always passed to the right (CCW).

[Reefer Rogue]

Fix the sideburn.

Don't cough into the bong/bowl

Put in if you have bud

Don't rinse the zoot

[purplekush989]

in my group, we always smoke blunts (if someone offers to smoke their pipe we all just laugh at them because people who bring pipes to big smoking sessions are faggots).

dont ......lip the blunt

whoevers rolls it sparks it (even if they didnt buy the shit), but the person who bought it gets to cheif on it.

if there are fewer than 5 people on the blunt, smoke as much as you feel comfortable with before passing. If there arent that many people, we dont do that puff puff shit because its not necessary (especially since its a blunt and it burns so slowly.)

[Kalmah]

Joints/blunts shouldn't sideburn unless you/person who rolled is a beginner and rolled a canoe/pinner.

And person who rolls gets first hit, or if its someones bud they get first hit.

If you and the other people all put in your own bud, we usually do this thing like when people first over passenger seat in a car by saying shotgun. Whoever says Ace first gets first hit, Deuce gets second hit, Trips gets third, Quads gets fourth. Then the circle just goes to the left clockwise, puff puff pass, etc

[DaPolarBear]

in my group, we always smoke blunts (if someone offers to smoke their pipe we all just laugh at them because people who bring pipes to big smoking sessions are faggots).

dont ......lip the blunt

whoevers rolls it sparks it (even if they didnt buy the shit), but the person who bought it gets to cheif on it.

if there are fewer than 5 people on the blunt, smoke as much as you feel comfortable with before passing. If there arent that many people, we dont do that puff puff shit because its not necessary (especially since its a blunt and it burns so slowly.)

Dude, your group is tripped. And dont diss the pipe, cause its just as good as blunt. And more social imo.

[justinsane]

Dude, your group is tripped. And dont diss the pipe, cause its just as good as blunt. And more social imo.

word.

[fancy boots]

Don't volcano. (Cough back into the bong causing the bud to fly everywhere)

And don't N-word lip the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.

[purplekush989]

Dude, your group is tripped. And dont diss the pipe, cause its just as good as blunt. And more social imo.

I dont understand how you think its more social. I'd rather lean back in my chair with a fat blunt in my hand and pass it after 3 or 4 hits without having to worry about burning too much weed or having to light it over and over. I'm not saying pipes are shit, smoking a pipe by myself is very relaxing and I do it often, but pipes are just not meant to be passed around a group of 5 people. Blunts burn slower and they're meant to be passed.

[r0k]

Dude, your group is tripped. And dont diss the pipe, cause its just as good as blunt. And more social imo.

QFT. Plus, they're still offering their piece, and you're a complete asshole by rejecting and laughing at them. Not really good stoner etiquette. Plus, a bowl is always good to smoke the roach in.

[purplekush989]

Plus, they're still offering their piece, and you're a complete asshole by rejecting and laughing at them.

yeah im such a douche because i reject their shitty piece and then smoke them up on a fat blunt. im a fucking terrible guy.

[Forwhat420]

DO NOT RIDE AND SMOKE....smoke in a peaceful environment and not too much can go wrong.

[espressostar]

Hmm

1. Its Polite To Cough

2. Don't steal bowls at parties when everyone else is passed out :P

[c@sp3r]

don't be too loud when high

[melodious fellow]

Blunts burn slower and they're meant to be passed.

i think weed = social any form.

but pipes burn slower and conserve more erb... blunts burn slower than joints, but still burn too quick

[Cannabis-Sativa]

if you buys the bag, you don't buy the munchies

[Metaphor]

if you dont have money dont EXPECT to get on the blunt. Most of the time ill give you a hit or two but i dont work so you can get high.

[JstUseDaBong]

Always clear the bong....

[icedogs]

Dont drown the end of the blunt/joint with your spit.

We actually have a term for this around here but it may not be appropriate so i'll just say that.

hahaha. I have this one friend who ALWAYS wets the joint. we have coined the term "don't katherine it", i feel that it's more appropriate.

[lildicedan]

If you didn't buy the herb and have smoked it. You must buy the food.

haha yeah i always buy the food never the weed :D

[lildicedan]

if you bought weed and are smoking it, you dont hide a bit for yourself.
pass it to the left always.
if there is too many people you haf to call the number first (im toking first, second,third etc) this rules if the area is crowded and people will get confused with whos on da left etc.
Roller and buyer get first hits.
2 toke pass always.
No big tokes unless you bought the weed.
No toking, blow a bit out and take another toke; and then calling it 1 toke.
Get a pipe/bong you name it.
U only use a bong/pipe with a group of 3-4 people anymore and it takes to long to get buzzed. (Me n my mates made that one so that nobody takes the piss)
If u bum (leave spit) on the roach end, you miss your next 2 tokes and the next person in line gets them, because he has to smoke your spit........
i cant really think of anymore cos i havent had weed in quite a while.

[SmokeyTokey]

If you are smoking out of someone's glass piece, you must make every effort not to break it!

[deltron]

(if someone offers to smoke their pipe we all just laugh at them because people who bring pipes to big smoking sessions are faggots.)

Seems like a mature group, innit.

[Adjacent]

#1 Rule of all Rules: If you're going to be in a shitty mood, get the fuck away and stop killing my high. If you can't relax and have a good time, you shouldn't be here.

[yokinazu]

pass to the way of the sun (left, sun moves from left to right across the sky)
dont bogart
he who rolls/packs, lights
do unto others, if i smoke you out ya better return the favor or dont expect it in the future
dont let it idle or double clutch it
and always kick it down if ya got little extra

but #1 rule should always be : dont be a freeloader

[lildicedan]

#1 Rule of all Rules: If you're going to be in a shitty mood, get the fuck away and stop killing my high. If you can't relax and have a good time, you shouldn't be here.

tooo right i like just chilling, closing my eyes, thinking bout my girl, i dont like having to keep my eyes open and be alert because some hyper f***** is gonna pull my trousers down or what ever na mean

[purplekush989]

Seems like a mature group, innit.

indeed, but we get fucked up all the time so if people dont wanna smoke our blunts fuck them.

[Tony1234567890]

Bottom line: He that supplies the weed makes the rules. Want to pass to the right? If it's your weed, then pass to the right.

Every group has their own rituals.

[b0n3ZA]

#1 Rule of all Rules: If you're going to be in a shitty mood, get the fuck away and stop killing my high. If you can't relax and have a good time, you shouldn't be here.

ditto

[RileyG]

but #1 rule should always be : dont be a freeloader

^That is very ture

[Flyers9715]

Bottom line: He that supplies the weed makes the rules. Want to pass to the right? If it's your weed, then pass to the right.

Every group has their own rituals.

Exactly. Theres no right way to smoke. I never EVER will question somebody if it's their weed. It bothers me when people put a huge emphasis on their way of smoking and their rules. When I smoke I just try to be courteous.

[jmdogg88]

i think we can narrow it down to a select few that are most important.

No n-word -lipping.
Don't pack seeds.
If you can't roll, don't bitch about the blunt.
Puff puff pass.
No chilling on a blunt or joint n let it burn (it's ok to talk but don't hold on to it for 5 minutes)
If someone smokes with you and you have weed, you better smoke them up.


also, i don't think i saw anything about calling deuces or passing it right at night.

[akiraglasgow]

LOL Back in the day when you were kids and didnt have a lot of money to spend on it, this was the order of the joint:
1 Roller
2 Buyer
3 Fag supplier

[purplekush989]

LOL Back in the day when you were kids and didnt have a lot of money to spend on it, this was the order of the joint:
1 Roller
2 Buyer
3 Fag supplier


its the same with me except replace cigarette supplier with dutch supplier.

[lildicedan]

Bottom line: He that supplies the weed makes the rules. Want to pass to the right? If it's your weed, then pass to the right.

Every group has their own rituals.

yh one of my mates uses that rule, when he buys the weed he makes each rule, i do that most of the time too when i buy the bhudda but i try stick to the traditional methods mostly

[lildicedan]

If you can't roll, don't bitch about the blunt

tooo right i hate it when people who cant roll start dissing the joint while everyones tryna enjoy it, and then pass it on and haf to listen to the guy talking bout how bad the j is

[sam44]

dont tell someone thier weed is gross while there smoking you up

[ijustloveweed]

if smoking out of a pipe , the person who owns the pipe always gets backdoor (or 2nd hit)

rollers rights as always

.....many more that im too stoned to think of

[Nutzilla]

dont tell someone thier weed is gross while there smoking you up

soooo key, I hate it went assholes are like yo this shit sucks.. I'm always like "k cyaaaaaaaa no ones mkaing you smoke my buddddddha"

[blm5555]

damn purplekush its weird hearing u talk..bc your group sounds like the group i smoke with back home in ny and nj. weirdness. Are u asian?

[mad_clown]

If everyone forgets whos turn it is (cuz ur way too high), always goes back to the guy with the weed.

[JstUseDaBong]

hahah :stoned::stoned: