tell your jokes here

[smoke_and_fly]

i have some not very good tho
what do u call a lesbian one night stand?
lickitysplit
a guy walks into a clock shop and flops his penis onto the counter
and a lady says to him 'sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop' and he says yer well put some hands on this
peace

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

A large man walked into a public restroom where a small
man was peeing.
The big guy said to the little one, "Excuse me for noticing,
but you have a very large dick. How did it get that
way?"
The little guy said, "Well, I'm a leprechaun, I wished
it upon myself."
The big guy said, "Wow, could you wish it upon me?"
The little guy said, "Sure, but only if you let me butt
fuck you for 5 minutes.
The big guy agreed.
After it was all over the big guy said, "I can't believe
I let you do that."
The little guy said, "I can't believe you thought I
was a leprechaun.

[Chong Version 2.0]

^^ :S2:

OK, a really stupid one.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?

So he could hide in the jelly bean jar.

[FluidS]

the reason why babies cry at birth is because they know they have just been brought into the same world that chuck norris calls home.
the boogie man checks his closet for chuck norris every night.
superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

for some reason those were the first three that popped into my head. they aren't even the best ones...

[Cannabis-Sativa]

Hellen Keller's mom got a roundhouse kick to the stomach by Chuck Norris while pregnant.

Kind of sick but its the only one i could think of

[BenDover5151420]

true story no joke...my hispanic friend named Roberto asked me the other day... What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

[BenDover5151420]

Roberto... its kinda a thinker for you dumb mfuckas

[Zonyc]

true story no joke...my hispanic friend named Roberto asked me the other day... What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

^^
LOL thats gotta be the funniest thing i've read all day!

[beedro]

what do u call a mexican with a low car?
what do u call a mexican walking on the beach?

-Carlos
-Santos hehe:jointsmile:

[beedro]

oh and my bad if i offended anyone in any way....where i come from ppl don't take those jokes in an offensive manner. sry

[ubermoose]

Been waiting a while to bust these 2 out after my mate told them me [dont read if youre easily offended (or even if youre not easily offended)]:

Why is George Micheal like a wellington boot? - They both get sucked off in bogs.

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin McRae? - Colin's only had 2 kids go down on his chopper.