What I did this summer

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I did some figure modeling for a local artist who turned out to be a totally unscrupulous dickhead, but it was fun at the time. I met a lot of cool people and gained something of a fan club.

Mrs. G on YouTube pt. 1 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=n-2A4NZy8ug)

Mrs. G on YouTube (again) (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pv_uoz7H5vE)

[ToDrunkToFish]

Oh yea? I know what you did LAST summer!

Naw j/k. I couldnt watch the second one since I dont feel like signing up. So were you the naked chick? Did you guys cast a mold of hands over tits like that one funny bra I saw lol.

Sucks someone turned out to be a dick.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Yep, I'm the naked chick. But the video was tastefully edited so that there were no nips showing. And yeah, we did the mold with his hands over my boobs.

[savagepossum]

all i thought of when i saw that was what......the........fuck

[friendowl]

interesting
but how is that art
what does it mean

[ATrain]

Those were pretty cool videos. I give anybody credit who can strip down in front of people in the name of art :thumbsup:

How long did it take from start to finish?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I guess I should have explained it a little. We were doing live Life Casting at an art gallery . In the background were musicians, poets doing spoken word pieces etc. The plaster on my body was a mold. After it dried, plaster was poured in it to make a three dimensional piece, which was then painted etc. Some of the pieces were made into functional art i.e. lamps, tables etc. Other pieces are strictly decorative, made to hang on walls or place on a table or shelf.

The videos are edited to be short. In reality, I had to hold those poses for upwards of 45 minutes and breathe VERY shallowly so as not to crack the plaster. Temperatures in the gallery were uncomfortably high, as this all took place in July and August. Not the easiest job I've ever done, that's for sure.

[potsmokingnome]

Yeah wicked courage ya got there Mrs. GreenJeans, and wow ya got a hot bod! :) Yeah how long did that take, got any pics of the finished work?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

No pics of the finished work. I don't speak to the dude anymore, and he works really slowly. Thanks for the compliment. Not bad for a 38 year old eh?:D

[thcbongman]

Damn Mrs G, work it!

Did the dick do anything in particular to make him what he is?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

We had different ideas about what constitutes art. He went from wanting to do the lifecasting pieces to wanting to charge guys to have "conversation drinks", or "private shows" with the models. (at the time I was his only model)

I am a retired stripper. If I wanted to do "private shows" for dudes, I wouldn't have retired. He also wanted to take the show out of the art gallery and put it in a bar. I called him a pimp, and basically things went downhill from there. He called me a tired looking worn out skank, I called him a sellout, yada yada. Long story short, things were said which couldn't be taken back, and he took the entire discussion from a private difference of opinion, and blasted me publicly on MySpace. Things went waaay downhill after that, and he threatened to "make that bitch (me) eat wedding cake through a straw."
As you might imagine, I didn't take that well.

[potsmokingnome]

We had different ideas about what constitutes art. He went from wanting to do the lifecasting pieces to wanting to charge guys to have "conversation drinks", or "private shows" with the models. (at the time I was his only model)

I am a retired stripper. If I wanted to do "private shows" for dudes, I wouldn't have retired. He also wanted to take the show out of the art gallery and put it in a bar. I called him a pimp, and basically things went downhill from there. He called me a tired looking worn out skank, I called him a sellout, yada yada. Long story short, things were said which couldn't be taken back, and he took the entire discussion from a private difference of opinion, and blasted me publicly on MySpace. Things went waaay downhill after that, and he threatened to "make that bitch (me) eat wedding cake through a straw."
As you might imagine, I didn't take that well.

Wow, what a fuckin Bastard!!

Yes your freakin hot for a 38 year old! Your husband is a very lucky Man!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That's my hubby in the video holding my boobs. :D

[potsmokingnome]

Very Very Very Lucky man then!! :D

[delusionsofNORMALity]

all i ever asked for was a pic of your feet!!! you're perfectly willing flash that gorgeous body out of any old store front, but you can't manage to allow me one little peek at your tootsies. i feel so unloved. i think i'll go sulk in the basement now.:p

oh shit, i don't have a basement.:confused:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! How are you?!
Are you sure my feet aren't in those vids anywhere? I was barefoot.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i noticed you chose to return to the fold during my small hiatus (the old laptop busted and it took a couple of weeks to replace her). i'm pretty sure your feet were edited out due to their pornographic nature.:(

[4osiris]

I can imagine why the guy-no pun intended is milking the clock(takes a long time), he's human. Sorry he's subhuman though, what a jerk. You're an exquisite Picasso yourself. And those guys(your body techs)sure didn't look as though they disliked their work. You are woman, Mrs. Greenjeans. That's what's up!

Peace.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

i noticed you chose to return to the fold during my small hiatus (the old laptop busted and it took a couple of weeks to replace her). i'm pretty sure your feet were edited out due to their pornographic nature.:(
That's too bad. I'd take a pic for you now, but my camera is on the fritz. I'm sporting a lovely french pedicure today.;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I can imagine why the guy-no pun intended is milking the clock(takes a long time), he's human. Sorry he's subhuman though, what a jerk. You're an exquisite Picasso yourself. And those guys(your body techs)sure didn't look as though they disliked their work. You are woman, Mrs. Greenjeans. That's what's up!

Peace.
Thank you 4osiris! One of the body techs is my husband. He definitely enjoys any opportunity to smear me in vaseline and baby oil.:D

[Markass]

No pics of the finished work. I don't speak to the dude anymore, and he works really slowly. Thanks for the compliment. Not bad for a 38 year old eh?:D

38?!?!?! holy smokes...wow greenjeans, you're sexiness certainly stuns me..:D:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Awww, thanks Markass!
I'm not sexy today though. I'm in jammies with chili peppers all over them. I'm feeling lazy.

[Markass]

Awww, thanks Markass!
I'm not sexy today though. I'm in jammies with chili peppers all over them. I'm feeling lazy.



today you're just one hot pepper then...

I forgot how nice it was to have you around here, glad you're able to make the time to come around now :)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks hon. Me too.
Of course, my house is a wreck now. I haven't done diddly except post here this morning.
Say, shouldn't you be at work, or school or something?

[delusionsofNORMALity]

tease, tease, tease.....

first it's your flimsy excuses for no pedi-pics, then it's allusions to your domestic ramblings in pepper jammies. is it any wonder that dirty old men like me are driven mad by such creatures and are forced to resort to shoe sale circulars in order to fulfill their pediphilic tendencies (that's pedi- not pedo-)?

[Markass]

Thanks hon. Me too.
Of course, my house is a wreck now. I haven't done diddly except post here this morning.
Say, shouldn't you be at work, or school or something?

lol, I go to a technology center for my network security class, and to an alternative education school a couple times a week to study math, which I only have to pass an algebra and geometry test to get my high school diploma..work, at 2:00pm..

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I just re-watched the second video, and my feet are indeed visible, albeit briefly.

You've got my imagination going. I think I'll make Papi pay homage to my tootsies this evening after the kids are asleep.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

tease, tease, tease.....

first it's your flimsy excuses for no pedi-pics, then it's allusions to your domestic ramblings in pepper jammies. is it any wonder that dirty old men like me are driven mad by such creatures and are forced to resort to shoe sale circulars in order to fulfill their pediphilic tendencies (that's pedi- not pedo-)?

Del, I got my camera working again. I'm going to do my feet today and email you a picture, just because.:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

lol, I go to a technology center for my network security class, and to an alternative education school a couple times a week to study math, which I only have to pass an algebra and geometry test to get my high school diploma..work, at 2:00pm..

I'm such a mommy. Gotta make sure my kiddos are getting their education ya know!

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Check your email Greenjeans. ;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Okay GLoDD, your turn!