GAME: You know your penis is big when... [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

slipknotpsycho

10-16-2007, 06:06 AM

pamela anderson writhes in pain? gotta be big then lol....

otherwise it's like throwing a cucumber into a cave...

Cocoflava

10-16-2007, 06:40 AM

when you sit on the toilet you penis touches the water. LMFAO:thumbsup:

-Wil

BabySnookums

10-16-2007, 11:28 AM

when you have to tuck it into your socks while wearing pants :thumbsup:

pass_the_dubbie

10-16-2007, 12:22 PM

when you have to tuck it into your socks while wearing pants :thumbsup:

..sounds like this thread should be called "you know your old when"

fasterspider

10-16-2007, 12:30 PM

You know your penis is big when...
When you never talk about it to anyone but they all talk about it behind your back.

the image reaper

10-16-2007, 01:27 PM

when you face charges of 'assault with a friendly weapon' ... :jointsmile:

stinkyattic

10-16-2007, 01:50 PM

When your girlfriend comes home and tells you that her HAIRDRESSER had heard of it. No joke, this happened to me...
"So.... you date Donk? tee hee... Is it true?"
"Is WHAT true?"
"Um... you know... [insert giggle here]... his well you KNOW!!!!"
What the fuck are you supposed to say in that situation!?

happiestmferoutthere

10-16-2007, 02:59 PM

when you sit on the toilet you penis touches the water. LMFAO:thumbsup:
This happens to my husband frequently.:giggity:

(Yes.... I'm a very lucky, and happy, girl!;))

da dubs

10-16-2007, 04:21 PM

WHEN EVERY TIME YOU GET AN ERRECTION,YOU FAINT BECAUSE ALL THE BLOOD RUSHES TO YOUR PENIS..:) :hippy:

TheGreatBenzino

10-16-2007, 04:26 PM

You know your penis is big when...

When you can use it as your body pillow.

Aristotle

10-16-2007, 05:10 PM

Oh, I thought this thread was going to be pictures of The Game's penis. Hmm, misleading.

Good rapper, though.

el_fantistico

10-16-2007, 05:16 PM

When every date ends with "uh-oh, she's hemorrhaging!".

MadSativa

10-16-2007, 05:41 PM

when you pull it out to piss and the head is still in your pants and you piss on your self.

childofjuly

10-16-2007, 11:03 PM

its only 2 inches...... from the ground! :rasta:

psychocat

10-16-2007, 11:22 PM

When your girl asks you to dress as a pirate and starts calling you Long Dong Silver :D :thumbsup: :cool:

Hilder420

10-16-2007, 11:53 PM

FakeBoobsRule

10-17-2007, 12:29 AM

When she says that thing is going nowhere near her ass and she has to massage her jaw after a few minutes.

iNHALE.xHALE.

10-17-2007, 12:41 AM

when you realize youve left all the ex's in wheelchairs

:D

chronicnhash

10-17-2007, 12:45 AM

Oh, I thought this thread was going to be pictures of The Game's penis. Hmm, misleading.

Good rapper, though.

lol same I thought it would be game but instead its just hilarious lol

420_24/7

10-17-2007, 12:47 AM

when u can wear it as a belt:thumbsup:

ProGroWannabe

10-17-2007, 12:58 AM

When your standing in line and the girl in front of you gives you a REALLY strange look 'cuz she can sense it's mighty presence.

Funny story:
I was wearing a "Bum Equipment" shirt when I met my ex wife. Later on that night, things got going. When "Harry met Sally", she said DAMN!, nothin bum about that equipment. I just smiiiiiiiiled! That was the only date I ever had that lasted 6 years?!?

affasd

10-17-2007, 02:23 AM

i go deep sea fishing with my dick i just let it hang off the deck for a while and soon a fish will grab on

iNHALE.xHALE.

10-17-2007, 02:45 AM

oww...

Nyghtfire0

10-17-2007, 02:55 PM

yeah man some fish got big teeth trust me i like to fish

the image reaper

10-17-2007, 03:06 PM

silkyblue

10-17-2007, 03:25 PM

cool!!

you know your penis is big if....

she has to insert the beach ball in her wooby first, before sex,}}}}

you know your penis is big if...

you can tickle/touch her heart during sex,}}}}}}}

you know your penis is big if...

she has to keep the 'jaws of life' as a sex toy, by the "side table drawer"}}}}}

you know your penis is big if....

you have to have the 'sizzor jack' to "get it off the ground"

too kute!!!!

:pimp::smokin:

4osiris

10-17-2007, 03:25 PM

Canadian_Cron

10-18-2007, 02:10 AM

you can strangle some1 with it!!!

TryptamineScape

10-18-2007, 05:50 AM

you know it's big when it's in the way all the damn time...-narrows eyes at it-

:)

Non

10-18-2007, 06:41 PM

when you've had sex or a girlfriend before the age of 21?

BathingApes

10-19-2007, 07:25 PM

When someone trips over your dick and says "FUCKING FIRE HOSE"

home.grower

10-19-2007, 07:49 PM

when you're an ugly mother fax machine but hot girls and their hot girl-friends just can't keep their paws off... though that's not strictly true as I have a hard time turning away girls as ugly as I.

peaceeasy

10-20-2007, 07:18 AM

When you DONT have to create threads online to reaffirm your masculine insecurities.

skatin_foo15

10-20-2007, 08:04 AM

You know you have a big penis when: As you insert your penis into the girl she screams "JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FISTING ME?"

snowblind

10-20-2007, 11:49 AM

when you can lasso women with it

couch-potato

10-20-2007, 05:55 PM

When your nickname in high school is "burro", Spanish for donkey.

:thumbsup:

Kodiene

10-21-2007, 07:07 PM

When you can turn the tv channels laying down with no remote.

snowblind

10-21-2007, 10:42 PM

when you've had sex or a girlfriend before the age of 21?

?????????????????????????

kikoraa

10-22-2007, 02:45 AM

i wish my penis was big :(

Nailhead

10-22-2007, 02:50 AM

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet

oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

kikoraa

10-22-2007, 02:52 AM

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet

oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

hahaha

Mr. Glover

10-22-2007, 07:59 AM

When you have to get a FAA pass to get a stiffy.

BongVader

10-31-2007, 06:45 PM

When you are having sex with a virgin and she asks if you are inside yet

oh, wait, I thought this was the small thread...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

NLX2007

11-12-2007, 04:17 PM

You know your penis is big when you trip over it getting out of bed. :( I know, when it's a daily thing it sucks. I have two black eyes and a broken nose.

cm8883

11-12-2007, 04:33 PM

When you've been with your girl for five years and she still complains that you're constantly moving stuff(internal organs)around during the session!

Big 'thangs 'poppin!
And 'lil 'thangs 'stoppin!

Free TI P!!

Ha! This reminds me of when I was with my ex...used to always tell him afterwards "my insides feel all pushed up and out of place"

Canadian_Cron

11-14-2007, 04:13 AM

"when you can tie it in a knot, or you can tie it in a bow..."

Canadian_Cron

11-14-2007, 04:15 AM

?????????????????????????

yea... seriously wtf??? i do not understand????:wtf:

MadSativa

11-14-2007, 04:27 AM

You know your penis is big if all the girls you fukt now have to wear depends.

You know your penis is big if you have to jack off by hugging it

You know your penis is big when things orbit around it.

You know your penis is big when your designer pants have a wheelbarrow

4thenext20hours

11-14-2007, 06:58 AM

your penis is big when you wear a speedo and it looks like you have a Hawaiian bead belt on.

Gundari

11-14-2007, 07:03 AM

You know your penis is big when you black out every time you get an erection.

edit: ah damn someone beat me to it, i thought i was being original.

xxMJAHxx

12-06-2007, 12:45 AM

when you break your leg and you can walk just fine

Infamous

12-06-2007, 12:47 AM

when you get an erection in bed and hear a plane crash right above you.

Frickr

12-06-2007, 01:20 AM

This reminds me of the song by Mickey Avolon - My Dick.

but when even the loosest girls are still complaining your hurting them.
when you get a blowjob, and ask them to stop dragging their teeth, and they say their mouth is open as wide as it will go.
when you can see her stomach poke up when you are stickin it in.
when you and a girl first hook up, and right before you stick it in, she grabs it and her eyes get huge, and tells you to be gental.
when you dont have to tell some story about how big it is.
when a girl asks, and all you say is you'll find out.
when you were in highschool wrestling, you had girls come up and give you their phonenumbers because of what they seen on the mat.

dragonrider

12-06-2007, 01:36 AM

when you don't shake after pissing --- you just kick it in the head with your foot.

Infamous

12-06-2007, 01:45 AM

when you can tie it to the entrance of a maze so you dont get lost

Infamous

12-06-2007, 01:52 AM

when you feel yourself cumming and then three weeks later it actually comes out

The Baked Head

12-06-2007, 03:11 AM

.......when you can get a girl "preggers" a few miles away
.......when you can tie it to a boat and watter ski without holding on to anything
.......when you get banned from all the public washrooms in your city
.......when you use it to hide your favorite stash inside
.......when you can hit a baseball without a bat
.......when the total length is: "unknown"

whoa alright no more thinking about dick for me, time to go back to vagina :)

JD1stTimer

12-07-2007, 03:55 AM

it learns how to harness the Force.
it looks at you and asks where it came from. And you answer that it was designed by Masons and erected by 15 stonemasons, two stonecutters, three carpenters, one helper, one rigger, 33 laborers, and two watchmen.

SFGurrilla

12-07-2007, 04:16 AM

When your talking to a girl and she stares at it. Can't believe women are such hypocrites sometimes

MoFayah

12-07-2007, 11:35 PM

when one leg is bigger then the other, and if someone somehow grinds up on the inside of your "leg" you just stare at them and smirk thinking "if only you knew..."(unless its a dude, whereas then youd proceed to kick him in the face with your smaller leg, and go find other situations which involve a girl pressing up against the inside of your "big" leg. please tell me when to stop.

dragonrider

12-07-2007, 11:41 PM

please tell me when to stop.

Not yet. Please tell us more about this big leg...

MoFayah

12-08-2007, 08:39 AM

dare i divulge into the mysterious life of the three legged man child...no, for some poor damsel surely will seek thy out.

MoFayah

12-09-2007, 12:58 AM

wait a minute.....your not a dude are you....:wtf:

dragonrider

12-10-2007, 06:42 AM

wait a minute.....your not a dude are you....:wtf:
Yeah, I'm a dude, but I'm not gay! Hell no! Just leg curious...

snowblind

12-10-2007, 04:07 PM

you know your cock is big,

when no matter what position you use you keep bottoming her out and hitting her cervix, till eventually she gets pissed at you for putting it in all the way 'again' and gives you a rough painful handjob in return for not prodding her cervix.

Infamous

12-10-2007, 04:19 PM

You know your cock is big

when your screen name is Infamous.

Light It Up

12-14-2007, 11:01 PM

when you sit on the toilet you penis touches the water. LMFAO:thumbsup:

-Wil

damn I was gonna say that lol:jumphappy:

:blueknife: