Write at least 2 sentences that rhyme

[geonagual]

off the top of your head write a little something something that rhymes..no previous stuff...just what comes off of your head right now:rastasmoke:

ok..here goes...I have no clue what I am going to write..

My veil of Monday begins to appear
all I got is dirty clothes to wear
I should of done laundry yesterday
instead I just wanted to get outside to play:jointsmile:

[psteve]

Rhyming on a message board?
Someone must be really bored.
Writing sentences that rhyme?
What a friggin' waste of time.

How's that ?
Not bad for under 3 minutes?

[geonagual]

Rhyming on a message board?
Someone must be really bored.
Writing sentences that rhyme?
What a friggin' waste of time.

I can understand your reluctance to participate
but take this as a time to create
PSteve
has got his weave
on:jointsmile:

[ncnavguy]

The sun is scorching my pet iguana.
But its fun scoring this marijuana!

[psteve]

I could keep this up all day.
Sometimes I just talk this way.
I can't help it, I can't stop.
I've read too much 'Hop on Pop'.
While I sit here smoking chronic,
all my thoughts are 'hooked on phonics'.
Dr Seuss controls my pen.
Stop me, or I'll rhyme again.

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

flying to high to rhyme this time:stoned:

[Metaphor]

slow mornin,
noones pickin up their phones
waitin for the time to pass
so i can smoke some dros

[FUNKNUGGET]

its been raining all day long
aint nothin to do but hit the bong
my brain goes SMOOSH
after ever hit I take of the blueberry kush

[MVP]

I'll write a rhyme
If ya give me a dime
But if you're broke
I'll take a toke

:jointsmile:
MVP

[psteve]

I know a young lady who puffs.
She's happy, and never seems gruff.
She grows her own weed
from Amsterdam seed.
And shares it when she has enough.

She'll smoke you up 'till you just crash.
With outstanding reefer and hash.
Her weed is so kind,
it blows every mind.
And that's just her everyday stash!

No matter how far you may roam,
You won't find a better trichome.
Her weed is the best.
It's won every test.
And she gave me an ounce to take home!!!!

[trainwreck530]

im grinchin green ducks like a dumbfuck...

[Abeona]

The Puddock is a pretty bird as it flirts from bough to bough,
It makes its nest in a rhubarb tree and whistles like a cow

Abeona

[pass_the_dubbie]

The off chance of a toke
I went for a smoke
Sprinkled the dust
...too much water, im starting to rust

[dont ask me..]

[WEsmokeED]

Im just trying to get more funds
Smoke so much people call me no lungs

[Whix]

sitting in my chair
wearing dirty underwear

[r0k]

I can understand your reluctance to participate
but take this as a time to create
PSteve
has got his weave
on:jointsmile:

ON! :S2:



sitting in my chair
wearing dirty underwear


LOL, wtf?

Sittin in my room,
Gettin rid of all this gloom.
Smokin this peace pipe,
While I take the time to type,
THIS :jointsmile:


Edit: anyone get it? i did the THIS thing like geo did the ON thing.

I'm pretty buzzed.

[crudemood]

the cat sat on the mat
not even more than that

before the sun came around
silence of garfunkel was no longer a sound.

[hero3279]

Psteve, are you Kanye West in disguise? Lol some nice lyrics man.

[psteve]

are you Kanye West in disguise?
No, I'm Grandmaster Flash, channeling the ghost of Biggie Smalls.

"It's like a jungle
Sometimes it makes me wonder
How I keep from goin' under."

That's why I chief it
Sometimes I can't believe
How much I get from smokin' reefer.

[rottenPauL]

hi my name is paul
im going now i have a joint to roll

[r0k]

Paul doesn't rhyme with roll.

You phail. :chainsaw:

[FakeBoobsRule]

Hi.
Bye.

[beachguy in thongs]

Of a sentence, FakeBoobs, that was a few words shy.
And this rhymes with bye.

[psteve]

Paul doesn't rhyme with roll.

You phail. :chainsaw:
Your judgment of others makes you seem small...
(plus, your post doesn't rhyme at all).

[r0k]

Your judgment of others makes you seem small...
(plus, your post doesn't rhyme at all).

Actually bud, I was just kidding. I think it was pretty obvious I wasn't serious with the chainsaw..

And yes, my post does, in fact, rhyme: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/137194-write-least-2-sentences-rhyme.html#post1682176

[psteve]

Paul doesn't rhyme with roll.

You phail. :chainsaw:

Actually bud, I was just kidding. I think it was pretty obvious I wasn't serious with the chainsaw..

And yes, my post does, in fact, rhyme: http://boards.cannabis.com/cannabis-com-lounge/137194-write-least-2-sentences-rhyme.html#post1682176
Even though you continue to boast,
You've made yet another non rhyming post...
Although you've made one post that rhymes,
You've posted rhymeless ones two times.

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

amazon just sent me a package
that Ive been wanting for ages
its a secret book on dim mak
which shows how to break a back

[geonagual]

The love in this thread is moving well
no need to worry, everyone is swell

just drowned a catfish in another thread
no matter what we do, it is still not dead!

[mfqr]

r0k is doing very well,
although he does not rhyme,
don't consider it a crime,
maybe he will next time,
he troll on this thread,
but if he doesn't rhyme,
he'll soon fall dead,
when the gat is to his head,
so don't make a move,
ya heard what i said?
now when r0k throws a rock,
and it don't got a rhyme on it,
the outside forces will chime,
and again he'll get bit

[slipknotpsycho]

um... i must be bored to do this
i just replied to a thread about catfish.

o.0

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

when I look around, I see artifacts to which I'm bound,
the ones I have found, are certainly the most profound,
amazing is the ground, and its secrets left unsound,
just look around, bend down and see what's abound!

rocks, crystals, plants, tools, metals, fractals,
it's all there pals, betels, nettles, and petals,
from ancient worlds, imbibed in mettles,
magic that settles, like the bones of pterodactyls!

instruments that cut through bones, blades that can be thrown,
capsules that can be blown, nifty explosive stones,
their content shall remain unknown, the mystery is postpone,
sittin on my throne I keep puffin this cone, go get your own!

[klup]

straight chiefin' dutchie blunts
thinkin' bout a bag of runts
im high everyday in class
but teacher thinks im the dunce

[DreadConches]

Marijuana creates steez,
But I do not smoke to please,
Condemn me for what I have done,
Burnt the earth's true green son,
Morals broken have I not,
Lies are all you have been taught,
Throw no stones you with sin,
You fight for tobacco and gin,
Yet when I choose a righteous path,
You show your ignorance of math,
For a joint I do two,
Less for worse it is true,
These laws are full of irony,
Courts corrupt as you will see,
The DEA will use its force,
Harming people without remorse,
And until this time has come to pass,
For her I tread upon broken glass.

[MajesticWhelk]

Just livin' in the city is a serious task,
So I GAS, break, dip and GAS

[beachguy in thongs]

This game is unfamiliar, the rules I do not know.
While geo is facing another orgasm with a ho.

[Coelho]

Youre right bro
Now let me start
Im not smart
But just lets go

To rhyme in english
Is not easy
My mind will freeze
Like dying fish

The words are fleeing
I will stop now
But follow geonagual
And so keep rhymin'

[smokerofweed420]

Yo, man, I must be retarded
I tried to buy liquor and I just got carded

What'll i do to get drunk today
maybe i'll get my friend whose gay

to buy some beer cause he's twenty-one
then we can get crunk and stare at the sun.

[QUADRO]

When I wake up I light up a toke,
Then I turn left and give her a good poke.

[allgame2323]

hey hey hey.
smoke weed everyday
:stoned:

[SmokenGuitar]

I dont have the time
To write a good ryhme
So I , shall just say
That you 'll have a good day
IF you start with a bowl of the kind

[affasd]

i hope you die.
i'm eating pizza pie.

[Coelho]

Please, please tell me why
Im not getting high
I tried a new recipe today
Followed the steps all the way
Yesterday it worked very well
But today its just hell
Waiting the high come to me
But it seems sober i must be
Fuck bad weed, old shitty weed
Disappoints you when you more need
At least im rhyming well, bro
Does im stoned and dont know?
She is buying a stairway to heaven
If i had money i would buy seven
Seven rings for the dwarves in their halls of stone
Seven colors of the rainbow when through rain the sun shone
Im waiting my high, but i got none
I think ill smoke till im gone
Hey Joe where are you going to now?
Im going to smoke with my pal
Blunts, joints, and a great bong
Until we become like Cheech N Chong
Yes i think im stoned and dont know
Rhyming is so easy, words just flow
I could spend all my night rhyming
But would prefer to be just staring
Stoned like a fresh newbie
Who said to the soberness: goodbye.
Anyway its time to post it
Cause my PC is a piece of shit
If i lose this things i did write
I would give the mouse a hard bite
I know it doenst make sense any more
Thats why i will stop. I reached the shore.

[Coelho]

I cant stop its controlling me
I think i was born for poetry
But now its over i must to smoke
I wanna be high when i awoke
Dont know if the spelling is right
But damn, words dont bite
Please give me strenght to stop
Take me from here, call a cop
I just love rhyming, its spellbinding
But my time its going, and going,
And it will never come back to me
So, rhymes, let me go free!

[Coelho]

Now its 4.20, i just smoked
Im as high as i wished
But its just the beginning
And the high keeps increasing
Now ill just say goodbye
Cause im so high i think i will die,
How is good to feel, again, like a newbie :stoned:

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

all night long take hits from the bong come along and get high like cheech & chong... i dont no if that rhyme's but i dont care cos am high as fuck:jointsmile:

[psteve]

Weed is the main
way I treat my pain.
I'm looking for a strain
that will melt my brain,
and keep me sane,
'cause I love my Mary Jane.
My sack is getting drained
'cause it goes in my volcano.
I just don't say no
to chronic or hydro.
Your mind will know
when you blow
the stuff that I grow.
Hello.
Get mellow.
Do tell...
Have you got enough to sell?
Does it smell?
Real well?
Like a skunk in hell?
Will it make my bell ring?
Make me feel like a king?
Make me sing instead of rap?
Make me nap?
Put a buzz up in my cap?
You know I don't smoke crap.
Better strap me in.
put some hash on a pin,
Tape the bong to my chin,
and notify my next of kin.
Got some weed? ...Count me in.

[ghosty]

as tomorrow morning starts to creep
im fucking tired but cannot sleep
i wish i dint have to go to class
so i could sleep in and sit on my fucking ass

yeah, it's late, im tired but my insomnia's keeping me up. Im out of weed, and kinda grumpy

[geonagual]

This thread is going off
canadanks, coehlo and psteve showing their stuff
smoking the dank throughout the night
got so stoned I lost my sight
now I cant see
and I think I need to pee

[Chong Version 2.0]

I just bought some Biobizz
I think you all know what that is.
I also bought me some Clonex
I don't want my plants to have sex.

:D

[Coelho]

Yes the weed is the best key
To keep rhymin as dr.dre
Its a pity that you cant see
Hey Geo where are you goin to pee?
Morning breaks here too
Happily nothing i have to do
My quote of classes are over for good
I already studied more than i should
Remember that everything has an end
So sleep will come, be sure my friend.
Without weed our world fall
Mary Jane, our love, psteve said it all,
So, while we live, until we die,
Lets smoke and get high! :stoned:

EDIT: I must edit, there is a reason,
1200 posts is a great occasion
So for remember this unique time
I did write one more rhyme.

[psteve]

Word to your mother plants.
I keep an oh-zee in my pants.
"Is that a fat sack or are you just glad to see me?"
That's just my bong.
It's 18 inches long.
I keep it in there so the girls think it's my weenie.
:pimp::pimp::pimp::pimp::pimp::silly::pimp:

[crudemood]

Hi.
Bye.

WINNER. lol

[psteve]

Wake,
Bake.

[Reefer Rogue]

Legalize mary jane, rite the bleep now

Smoke that stuff and you'll say wow

[psteve]

Wake,
Bake.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Repeat.

[GraziLovesMary]

There is a man directly to
My right, and as I write to you
He types with might and vigor, too
Damn hard upon his typing tool.

[GraziLovesMary]

Upon his giant frame there rests a shirt of salmon hue..
Its wrinkled, and its faded, but I doubt he knows or cares.
His glasses rest upon his nose, his face a stubbly mess,
He stares at his computer screen, completely unaware.

With repititious strikes and clicks, he maneuvers through the web,
A tangled mess of stimuli, all pre-interconnected.
He tries to yahoo for his answers, for he is confused and lost.
But I have only 20 seconds left, my rhyming time is naught.

[GraziLovesMary]

amazon just sent me a package
that Ive been wanting for ages
its a secret book on dim mak
which shows how to break a back

Is this book perhaps shaded red?
A man on the cover, dark from toe to head?
Is it written by a man with a doctorate in
Osteopathic Medicine?

If so, I bought that same damn book.
From the same damn site, with the same damn look.
And though its rather complicated,
I learned it all, then meditated.

[Coelho]

Oh please take me away
Or i will rhyme and waste my day
Like happened yesterday
When nothing i had to say
But kept rhyming with no end
Like if i had all the time to spend.
Its cool to rhyme in english
Cause you can rhyme wish with fish
Or light with night or tree with sea
Unrelated as they may be.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

my friends call me a stoner
girls all love my boner

[affasd]

yo, whats up?
i just bust a nut.
just kidding.
do you want some pudding?

[TryptamineScape]

why in the fuck am I really trying to write two sentences that rhyme?
seems like all I'm really doing is wasting my time...

I could be out having fun, getting laid and staying stoned...
instead I'm here writing rhyming sentences at home alone...

[affasd]

true, but im out of bud
so now im sitting here pulling my pud

[Cannabis-Sativa]

We rolling in the park
But its about to get dark
And i'm fucked up
And my dicks about to get up!

[Coelho]

And im here again
Listening the Requiem
Waiting a high that dont kick in
Why the weed is so mean?
Maybe the recipe is not right
And i wasted, again, one night
But there is some hope
For those who love the dope
The weed is amazing
You can get high smoking
Or green dragon drinking
Or firecrackers eating
But my fave is the sweet
Im sure you will love it
Chocolate with hash
Will turn reality into ash
Cut the mind like a swords slash
And daze like a lightning flash
Tomorrow will be the day
I will eat it and then will say:
Duuude... im high...
Soon i will reach the sky...
But now the rhymes must end
Cause is time to smoke, my friend
Peace for all, and keep stoned,
Cause life is good when we're blazed! :stoned:

[geonagual]

it is really is fun to make yourself rhyme
twists your mind and takes more time

head all fuzzy from the weed you smoked
write some more and take another toke

of the finest of herb
werb
serb
dickitidicatty do
I wouldnt live in a shoe

to small
for me

[GraziLovesMary]

why in the fuck am I really trying to write two sentences that rhyme?
seems like all I'm really doing is wasting my time...

I could be out having fun, getting laid and staying stoned...
instead I'm here writing rhyming sentences at home alone...

Maybe you should just try harder...
Balance yourself, plot your time out smarter.
Somehow I manage to find the time,
To fuck, work, smoke, eat, sleep AND rhyme!

Its not about the time you lose,
But efficiency, and how you choose,
Your strategy, your every move..
Its all a game, so play or lose.

[GraziLovesMary]

Some would say Haiku

Poems should not rhyme; Untrue!

They should all eat poo.

[GraziLovesMary]

If its rhyme time, then Im the Slander Commander.
Commanding attention like the Geico Salamander.
I come at you full force, reppin' bullits 'n banter,
Then burn your ears with word-friction like a drywall sander...

lol too easy,
get weezy,
Im feelin greazy
up out dis peazy

[Coelho]

You are a poet, my friend
To do rhymes with no end
I know im just a begginer
And much more a stoner
An insane and incurable pothead
Who smoked too much and went mad
But at least i write things with meanings,
And not like the crazy one who said
"Its ok to eat fish, cause they dont have any feelings"
Yes... today im not inspired. :stoned:

[kikoraa]

i wish i was asleep
meep

[Hempfester]

Roses are red, Violets are Blue
Pot is green and I'm so stoned....what was I supposed to do again?

[jakez]

Einstein once said the most beautiful thing that we can experience is the mysterious
honestly I believe that he was delirious
I'm a maker of special peoms, I question norms
If you bend time the prints will form, and you can meet your parents before you were ever born
so if death is what I'm destined for I'll just ignore
at my own accord I found solution to the inexplicable quantum leap via evolution
i would tell you the answer, but its too confusin'
just think to yourself, is the glass half empty or half full?
you soon will see, that the glass is exactly twice the size it needs to be
I seem to be, all by myself with no help, the frustrations felt
as I travel through the Van Allen radiation belt
one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind
what I'm about to tell you, will blow your damn mind
'cause when Neil Armstrong arrived on the moon
he saw somethin' he wasn't hopin' to find
a civilization already there, that was beyond sublime
read between the lines and you'll find that I gotta make it
so just face it, I'm a glitch in the matrix
I make bars, ever since ufos drawn on cave walls
I signed my soul to Satan, but integrated my own escape clause
just so I can reap the benefits of unlimited penmanship
that predated genesis here it is
I found the Ark of the Covanent, I'm lovin' it, and ever since I discovered it
my lyrics are hotter than blue flames, and my pen became an oven mit
I can tell about Jesus's geneology
and about how all your beleifs are simply the dominant ideologies
but follow me, this is lyrical apotame, that appears logically
but it smears the boundaries of miracle astrology
don't dismiss the glyphs as mythology
you will piss me the fuck off if you don't acknowledge me
when its all said and done, I'll prolly be
nothin' more than Herman Melville, post-humously recognized
untill I take polly pepties from Left Eye's left eye and just die
I studied vinoskin lines, which can only be seen from the sky
now you tell me, who the fuck was lookin' down on man
when we didn't have the capabilities to fly
look in my eyes and tell me
how would I wait to rhyme, when my lines concur space and time
in so doing, I live my life vicariously through remote viewing
reincarnation made my flow nicer, 'cause 9 lives ago
I was Shakespeares ghostwriter, livin' in the 16th century
I was better then, shitted on people with a candle and a feather pen
some thought I was arrogant, I remember when I met the famous Columbous
he wondered "is he humble, is he?"
I mumbled grinning, and left his compass spinning
every night I think about panspermia, and paleocontact, I can't get past it
every 3,600 years, a planet crosses paths with Earths axis
and on this planet our Gods inhabit
one more thing to note, we've only got 6 more years to go
now, what were Edgar Cayce's patients thinking
when he gave them prophecy while dreaming
I don't know what I'm seeking but I'll get there by reverse engineering
ask me how the Earth is disappearing
and I'll teach until I turn old, with shit so hot I burn cold
you tell the most boringest thesis, you better believe it
questionable, like the hiatus and the story of Jesus
the glory I've seen it, and the morals told
try not to fall through the rabbit hole of the Torah Code
one things for sure, I ain't got no leverage
so I gotta touch the bottom of the deep sea to the top of Mt. Everest

[whodey513]

says i hitt her
now i sitt back an hitt the reffer
spent 4 nites in jail over some Bs an got probation
brain retarted flow like masterbation NO gay homo like brady
I will upchuck yah ladie out, faded blonde hair cut like siga siga slim shady ....

[beachguy in thongs]

I think, the above poster was saying on a lady he shall wail.
Four nights is not enough, I think that woman beaters should spend four months in jail.

[Reefer Rogue]

I'm a Rebel, soul rebel

I must share that the kaya's incredible

[whodey513]

on a ladie who was bi polar & spazed out
even screamed fire & rape funny thing i gotta it all on tape & when the 5 0 came I one the case ..Not tryin to to cause a debate But i hate ladies who suffer & get beat
& in this case i was framed on some shit .. I loved her no rubber .. 3 years i wasted now i ride solo money on mind blaze & work & just stay high ..thank god no kid In the past 9 months poped out Cause its over ,Tears sheded when i get lonely i think i miss her Pop a nut & all is not missed Blah blah blah dont no my whole story call it dismissed Think think think i need another relo the end

[whodey513]

MIssin Lost friends & loved One's ..Blazzin some kush ...R.i.P. some times I lie awak at nite stare at my cellin wonderin wat Im felllin misin YALL .an Alot Of otha drama dats went down .. u see PPl dat u thought were ya .....z No Longa come aroun . AN it seem the one's That loved YA da most u had to put in the ground ...or My cousins getin locked away for PUsshin pOunds of powder KILLo afta KILlo,, why> it have to HAPPen LOved ones i wait an wonda If il see again.. GONe an locked away GEtin ten in penatentery . watin seem Like 10 mIllion centurys ..seem rap fell off ?.Like we got More an more fake Mc's thats fulll of baby Moma drama causin problems . but Maybe it jsut ME u see ? . World got enough isues as IT is ..from PHOonie Mc's to .....s of seas .....let all ses an an hitt the kush An go shhhhhhhhhh

[whodey513]

say my flo's wack an i ant black ..........think my flow is wack i call ya out whine an pout sho me what u be about ..grow the fuck up what you 8 ? .. i dont leav nothing im hungry il eat the whole fuckin plat an bust threw the mother fuckin gate ..that was wack dont h8 ..u cant please a ladie thats why urs is at home an she has to masterbait ........no shit i smoked dro still maneged to graduate wit a 4.0 that why i be Fuckin Ur hoe .U NO .....your Babys MOMa The Kid im raisin .speakin a raisens O nvm we wont talk about your brain size OPPs size HAHAH Ur gurl already told me u were lakin .il come threw an be done like the paris hillton hackin cuz you lackin ant got nothin on me what what what DING DIng

[ScaryMissMary]

Backstabbing bitches get an ass full of stitches. Thats what y'all get for being a bunch of snitches.

[qdavid]

No, I won't do that,
Cause I'm a foocking brat.
I don't care what you say,
you can kiss my ass anyway.

[Coelho]

Today i dont wanna rhyme
Dont wanna waste my time
But its too late, i did it
Now ill smoke some good shit!

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I won't.
Have pot, I don't.

[420tea]

these things truly send me
having a force times magnitude
and a mentality
second to nuns
and the occasional street prophet
i've bought it
one to many times from those
who impose
who?
imposers - importers - impostors
yellow cake
on my plate
and i haven't yet finished my monkey brains.



Power 2 tha Peaceful
~th3rdkind aka 420tea

[beachguy in thongs]

Oh, no, here I am again, no one cares to hear
I'm done with beer, am definitely not queer, it just makes it hard to steer

[Coelho]

Dont worry about it,
Just smoke some good shit
And forget the cruel world
That each day becomes more old
Just remember to keep rhyming
And keep this tread going!

[MVP]

I'd like to say I tease blonds the most,
but then the mods might remove my post

:stoned:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

It's the forces of nature
They be pushin' thru the winds
Pushin' thru these lives that were in
This touch of life as it begins
When we be kickin' it with folks and our friends
It's in our nature, it's in our nature

[Mr. Glover]

Thinking with this damaged mind, my thoughts start to intwine.
Metaphors down my spine, my actions twisted into my devine.
Caught in my own reflection, officals enforce heavy justification.
Broken from my own correction, then forced into my rehabilitation.

[Coelho]

Thats very bad
What they do to who
They think is mad.

Free thinkers are dangerous
Cause they see the lies,
And for the liars its heinous.

Once a upon there was a seed
After sun, rain, hot and cold
We harvested some good weed.

So keep hope and look to the sky
Cause the day will come when we
Will be allowed to get high! :stoned:

[Coelho]

Will i be the only one
Who wont let this thread die?
There must be someone
Who likes rhymin when high.
Cause rhymin sober is not nice
Stoned is the way to do it
You can rhyme mice with ice
And feel that youre the shit. :stoned:

[Cannabis Enthusiast]

im here to throw down, i aint here to bore'em
by postin my wack ass rhymes on this forum
and as i sit here thinkin up a rhythm and such
i pull out my zip and i light up my dutch
yeah
i think more clearly, thank you ganja i love you dearly
cause without you id be hurtin, severly
and when im done tokin on this blunt..
damn..im outta green...and cash...do you front?

[GraziLovesMary]

You are a poet, my friend
To do rhymes with no end
I know im just a begginer
And much more a stoner
An insane and incurable pothead
Who smoked too much and went mad
But at least i write things with meanings,
And not like the crazy one who said
"Its ok to eat fish, cause they dont have any feelings"
Yes... today im not inspired. :stoned:

Kurt Cobain, my friend, was a man of his time.
A genius for sure, he changed lives with his rhyme.
But true poetry comes from the soul and the gut,
And the tortured soul knows, pain brings feelings of... what?

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

It's the chronic
Marijuana
I think I want a hit
Take a trip, a sip of bomb
Come along
It's just an herb
Mind's eye opened wide
Come inside
No need to hide

[TheGreatBenzino]

I'm sicking of hearing about you rolling on 22's in your Crown Vic,
while I drive from A to B in my stock white honda civic.
The real music fans are on to something older and more real,
real mc's who put thought into thier rhyme and arent to hood to show how they feel.
Songs that have a dope baselines, turntables, and lyrics that will blow your mind
shit i concider mine, yours, ours or fuck it, its everyones kind.
Finally the light leads me to something I've known i desire,
its music that makes me feel like i'm that much higher.
Its a dance inside of my ears,
thoughts and feelings i wont get over for years
feelings i feel I HAVE to share with my peers.
Its something deep, emotional but never brings me down to less of a man
If you want to bump like i do, i would love to give you a hand,
trust me this shit is the dopest of the land.
my music is my drug, i wish i could inject it into my veins.
It never talks back, bitches or complains.
I have a WHOLE new crew now, atmosphere, murs, sage their always gonna be here
wether I'm sparking a bowl, blunt or about to down a beer.
so from here on out its a different road of life,
one that dominates my pains and my strifes,
So fuck your bitches hoes gold and ice, no doubt, this music is my wife.

[psteve]

Gimmie a minute to roll a joint.
Do you get my point?
I've been appointed
to anoint you with rhyme.
And I'm right on time
I'll do the crime.
Better than gin and lime juice.
I get loose.
I drive a souped up deuce.
I'll try not to be obtuse.
while I rhyme like a Dr. Suess book.
Words are my hook.
Watch me cook.
Go on, get a good look at my style.
Buck wild.
Get with me for a while.
We'll smoke a big pile of my stash
Weed and hash.
I don't drink sour mash.
I get paid in green cash money.
I please my honey,
'till she's wet and runny.
Longer than the energizer bunny.
Do you think that's funny?

[Coelho]

Nothing is so funny
For me who am a bunny
If i dont have some weed
Cause thats all i need...
While rain falls down outside
And insects fly around the light inside
I sit here rhyming and waiting
Until the time i will be smoking! :stoned:

[Mr. Glover]

This past year, i've cried just anough tears
Drown my pain into darkness with so many beers
Dropped my life, picked it up & cleaned away the dust
Had my heartaches & filled with plenty of lust
Money, love, pain, death i've dealed with it all
Thoughts of love, thoughts of suicide when i fall
The years of hurt, i covered with this hard shell
I can soak in pain, i've lived through this hell
So i'll carry myself & wash my hands of tomorrow
Never again will i be held by the hands of sorrow
My future will be what i make it, no more crime
I walk this world alone, one step at a time
I wash these hands everyday to clean away the dirt
One day they will be spotless from evil & hurt
The past is the past, i'll now step forward today
So remember this while i take my first step away

[Juggnoxalo]

I got that kush by the bush and crack by the rock
Your brain turns to smush when I let off the glock
I stay on that purp and I'm gone off that goose
I got green sticky buds that drip like a juice

[psteve]

Cascading crystals
Trichomes fall from her pistils
like snow on thistles.

[420tea]

from the wind
we all hear her whistles
echoing softly
that of children's giggles
pupils search out
over mountainous horizon
their future comes
...disguising...
and the cooperation
of corporation
devours their unborn vision

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

the leaf is red
the background, grey
book worm you say
read it, today

[affasd]

i just fucked a duck
his name was chuck

[silkyblue]

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

its getting near to midnight the music does go on
my friends are asleep and I will dance untill dawn

:dance::dance::dance:

[TheGreatBenzino]

To you I may be nothing, but to this pen I come fourth as a legend.
As I bleed through this ink my inner most aggression.
This life is so crazy; I feel Iâ??m running out of time
At a loss for words till Iâ??m between these lines
This paper is so peacefulâ?¦. never says a word
But its advice and insight is shit Iâ??ve never heard
It leads me through this world of hate and decay
Showing me a path so Iâ??ll never lose my way
And at the end of the day, I step from my page
And continue on with my life and my salary wage
But it leaves a stain in the bottom of my heart
Just more of writers magic doing its part
Fueling my soul to return to the pad
Spilling out thoughts and feelings Iâ??ve previously had
Itâ??s a vicious cycle; one I know will never end
For this exercise of emotion is one Iâ??ll always depend
For balance, success and to get to those heavenly gates��.
This relationship between pen, pad and mind was decided by fate.

[submarine]

i went to bed.
i bumped my god damn mother fucking head.

[GraziLovesMary]

Steve, my friend, I see that youre a master of the rhyme.
But not just that, your phrasing, in fact, is always right on time.
I even noticed that you managed to one-up me on my own terms:
A haiku that rhymed, quite a marvelous find, and its weed related, too... that burns!
I tip my hat to you, good sir, a fellow of the pen.
The ink is wet (only figuratively, for the medium's changed yet again).
I also bow quite low and deep for the originator of this topic.
An eloquent man, a benevolent hand, some may say, perhaps.. a phrophet?

[Coelho]

Bump for this such great thread
Made by a stoner who seems mad
But we know he was just stoned.