doing ureself

[t0ke]

if u could would u blow / eat ureself out was asked this today and wanted to see what every one else had to say

[AloeVera]

yeah....

[Ammie]

hell ya wouldnt u :p

[Encatuse]

I am right now.

[Buck268]

I know I'd at least try it, haha!

[Encatuse]

I know I have tried it.

[Ammie]

I am right now
:eek: prove it ;)

[Garden Knowm]

seems like a slippery slope..? hahahaha what if I like it? ahahhahaha

[LonerStoner]

haven't been able to do that just yet, but I can fuck myself, although it's mostly for show ;)

[Hektik]

Silly question.....of course ! :p

[Dreadmantic]

um...duh

[Encatuse]

:eek: prove it ;)

I would, but I don't wanna get banned.

[Ammie]

I would, but I don't wanna get banned.

Oh snap! I was jokin :p;)

[maryjanemama]

I've seen pics of a guy "pleasuring himself" with his own mouth. The image is burned in my brain...believe me, I've tried to erase it!

[Not Enough Herb]

LMFAO

i cant reach but i got a buddy that can put his face on his crotch so he can probly blow himself.

later

[IthoughtIknewitall]

Didn't Marylin Manson get a rib removed so he could blow himself

[TrojanMan]

That seems like an urban legend. But Ron Jeremy can, i've seen it.

[maryjanemama]

That seems like an urban legend. But Ron Jeremy can, i've seen it.
This just cracked me up...fucking Ron Jeremy. :D How much money would some chick have to get paid to fuck him? Though, I have visited his website :o and have seen him in some sort of porn documentary on the Playboy Channel, too, and he is quite charming.

Anyhoooo, the image I viewed was some ametuer, and it was very disturbing, to say the least. Why is it always the ugly ppl that figure something like that out and then take pics of it?

[Euphoric]

Didn't Marylin Manson get a rib removed so he could blow himself

there were a lot of bizarre rumors going on like this about marilyn manson but most of them arent true. not to say dude doesnt do some really fucked up stuff tho...i was truamatized by the long hard road out of hell
anyway back to the subjekt at hand i wouldnt give myself a blow job for a few reasons. A. dont want ANY guy parts that close to my face even if its mine and B. i imagine itd make it less special when u actually do get some of that :D

[bitchiwillslice]

hell yeah!

[Encatuse]

Wow.. I didn't even know it was actually possibe. Kudo's to the self-suckers out there.

[dog420]

Didn't Marylin Manson get a rib removed so he could blow himself
Haha i thought it was Prince...i was wrong!!!

[Encatuse]

Naw. Manson didn't really do that. He did however cum in a deaf girls ear.

Long Hard Road Out of Hell was a decent book... interested at the least.

[Climbing High]

i dont know if i would, thats not really a place i want my mouth to be. any ladies out there though, you mouth is welcome any time.

[ermitonto]

In all seriousness I am able to do this. All it takes is a little flexibility and the right position. Put a couple pillows on the floor a couple feet away from the wall, then lie down with your head on the pillows facing away from the wall, swing your feet over your head and "walk down the wall" until you're face to face with your member. At this point I can usually tongue it a little and with some stretching I can get the head in my mouth. Much better than jacking off!

[Garden Knowm]

WOW.. seriously....?

Ya know, I was thinking about writing a book..

pen name: swami swallowmychi

it would be found in the yoga section at Borders (Barnes and Noble doesn't even sell high times - fucking jokers)

it would be titled.. "how to reabsord your chi in 30 days"

Ermitonto... I give this idea to YOU.. my friend.. please run with it and become rich.. I will be more than willing to PRODUCE the "How to video" if you need that made.



NOw for the question we have all be thinking.... do you swallow?


aHahhahahah


I bet you chico tries this the second he reads your post : )

[ermitonto]

No, I don't swallow. What do you think I am, gay?















(That second sentence was a joke. Nothing against homosexuals or semen-swallowing heterosexuals.)

[LonerStoner]

WOW.. seriously....?

it would be found in the yoga section at Borders (Barnes and Noble doesn't even sell high times - fucking jokers)



Since when? I always used to buy high times at B & N.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

there were a lot of bizarre rumors going on like this about marilyn manson but most of them arent true. not to say dude doesnt do some really fucked up stuff tho...i was truamatized by the long hard road out of hell
anyway back to the subjekt at hand i wouldnt give myself a blow job for a few reasons. A. dont want ANY guy parts that close to my face even if its mine and B. i imagine itd make it less special when u actually do get some of that :D

you know what im talking about lol

[GHoSToKeR]

"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage." - Bill Hicks

[Imotep]

u funny bastards. i was gonna do a blow-yourself post tonight.
u guys rock.
i mean suck.
unfortunsteley i cant gargle my balls coz im really really inflexible despite having a foot long hot dog.
speaking of dogs, how lucky are they?
and they can sniff strasngers arses like it was just saying hello.
ouch, my neck hurts.

[crystal clear pepsi]

i have had to see the choirpractor a few times from trying haha ;-)

[terminator]

thats insane..i..cant....rea...ch...... :D

[Euphoria]

thats kind of wierd man

[fonda]

Gettin my lower ribs removed soon

[Looker]

YEAH GO BLOW YERSELF...

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.....

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao ew. id rather beat my trouser snake then lick him. jesus lol i need a smoke

later

[Belleza]

sure why not?

[djastronmy]

i wouldnt do that shit...thats nasty!!

[mrdevious]

Gettin my lower ribs removed soon


so what do you tell the doc? "anyway dr.soandso, I'd really like to be able to blow myself, can you help me?" :D

[Canadabis]

What do you mean if lol.
:D Yeah Im one lucky mofo.

[jadeius]

so at least somebody owns up to it....i can get my lips more than half way down my 8 inches some times. It can make your back hurt, but I think any guy that's willing to have a girl suck his dick should have to try this...hypocrites! How many girls do you know that would have a guy go down on HIM but would never touch a pussy? Kind of a different story eh?

Anyways, it's a good way to learn how to give head (if you like that sorta thing) and it IS better than jacking off...And it DOES make it less of a good thing when someone else does it because you know what to touch in what way on your own stuff...unless that other person doing it to you is just really good at it, like my man...I've never seen someone so butch give head so well...

Oh, and just because you can do it doesn't make you gay...it just makes you FLEXIBLE...

[Dutchmaster]

ermintonto i can also do this i am very flexible i can put my legs over my head and siting all kinds of positions and i can easely do this trick im not pround of it but i can and have

[LearyS Disciple]

there were a lot of bizarre rumors going on like this about marilyn manson but most of them arent true. not to say dude doesnt do some really fucked up stuff tho...i was truamatized by the long hard road out of hell
anyway back to the subjekt at hand i wouldnt give myself a blow job for a few reasons. A. dont want ANY guy parts that close to my face even if its mine and B. i imagine itd make it less special when u actually do get some of that :D

what happened in long hard road out of hell that traumatized you?? it sounds weird as shit

[mellow mood]

u guys wont beleive me, but if i stretch a bit for like 5mn, i can reach my cock with my mouth. pretty hard and i can only reach the top but still, i can do it!!! (dont go think im really profiting of this situation LOL, my hands are ok for the moment or a nice pussy haha)

[hipEstoner]

WTF, lmao

[wannagethigh]

This is possibly the best of all threads i've read on these boards. To sum it all up there are a bunch of stoners who cant get enough pussy, so they experiment and are able to suck their own penises. Am i correct on this summary?

PS this doesn't mean that if i had such abilities i wou;dn't test it out myself hahahaha

[Bwueh]

Dude all the people that said yes are fucking sick. Man that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay I can't even telll you. Fucking blowing a load in your ow.... I think I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks but I'm fine with licking the bean.

[caddyman]

of course , i go down on myself at least twice a day, I got a real long neck so it works great for me . its cool

[Imotep]

haha this is still going.
sucks trying to fuck your own arse though.
really hurts

[hoodedclum]

sucking your own dick ? cant say ive ever tried that or would want to, isnt that what chicks are for ?

[mellow mood]

hahaha there are desperate ppl in the world man, LOL

[Encatuse]

I dream about it. Not like "Ohhh maaaannn, I wish I could." I just always have dreams where I do it.

I can't actually do it.

[sykobabble]

This is possibly the best of all threads i've read on these boards. To sum it all up there are a bunch of stoners who cant get enough pussy, so they experiment and are able to suck their own penises. Am i correct on this summary?

PS this doesn't mean that if i had such abilities i wou;dn't test it out myself hahahahayou are wrong.my right hand works while my left hand watches for the maid

[jakenthegentiles]

i would but im just short of 11 inches and i cant even do it ( im only 16) the dr said when i was born i had a abnormealy large penis and i bet a few people r feelien liek shit casus a kid is bigger then they are hahahahahah