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Encatuse
01-31-2005, 09:58 PM
Man.. right now Im somewhat ((barely)) stoned.. and I had a bong out and shit cuz im about to do salvia... but I'm retarded to I accidently had my giant front window blinds all the way up so you could see in insanely easy.. and this man wearing like proffessional looking clothing and stuff comes up to the door. I start freaking out thinking its a cop since last weekend I put a kids head through a window. ((Long story, I've got battery charges being pressed against me)) And I was like "Fuck, just what I need, the house reeking, a visible bong, and a roach in my pocket to add to all this shit..." I answer the door, since he had already seen me....

STUPID JEHOVA'S WITNESSES.

sugarmagnolia
01-31-2005, 10:05 PM
fuck this story, i wanna hear about the battery charges. seems quite strange.

Encatuse
01-31-2005, 10:23 PM
-laughs- My x-girlfriends a slut. She cheated on me with a little 160 pound punk. I saw him in a grocery store parking lot. I stared meanly at him. lol. He said "You wanna fight or somethin?" I weigh 260 pounds.. I was like "Are you retarded? Haven't you seen Rushmore?" And he's like "What the fuck you talkin about?" ((he's a little fucking wigger)) I was on 3 serequel and a joint and a half. I said 'You don't ask someone if they wanna fight, you just shove their head into a car door or something" and he's like "fuck you" and i just took my hand and shoved the side of his head through his old piece of shit truck window. He started crying and called me a pussy, so I jumped in my girlfriends car and drove it at him. He jumped in between two cars. I said out the window "So still wanna fight?" He just stared at me really meanly with tears in his eyes. I have no idea how the fuck his face wasn't covered in blood. But he just had this huge fucking lump on his head according to the cops. He whipped out his cell phone and called 911. I told my girlfriend to get the fuck in the car, drove away at like 70 miles per hour. Well, I stayed at a friends house that night, and my mom decided to tell the cops where I was the next day((lol.. what a mom)) Anyway, I was arrested. And I got mugshots and fingerprints taken. They said if I goto "Teen Court" and if I comply with my punishment ((an essay and __ hours of community service)) then this doesn't even go on my record.

In conclusion: Serequel and Pot mixed make you think a slut is worth going to jail for.

The moral: They fucking aren't.

Not Enough Herb
02-01-2005, 12:07 AM
nice story man

later

sugarmagnolia
02-01-2005, 12:31 AM
now that's a story :). ouch through a window. sounds like something out of a gangster movie.

duppy man
02-01-2005, 12:33 AM
fighting for any reason is a mugs game, quit while your ahead Encatuse believe me I have scars all over, broken nose scars on both hands, stabbed twice and attacked with a broken pool cue,,,,, and i used to fight in a animal house ( no holds barred ) for fun and a bit of extra cash
ps move on man is she worth going to jail for

Encatuse
02-01-2005, 01:00 AM
Yeah. Im out of that relationship. I've got too much to lose to fuck around with that stuff. But at least I can now say the one 'fight' I've been in I won. Err, if you don't include getting punched in the nose in 6th grade. lol. I did some salvia 20x just like an hour ago.. and to be honest it helped me realize alot of stuff. And if your girlfriend can lie to your face about cheating on you without even blinking.. she's not worth it. Anyway, I live 400 miles away from her as of yesterday. And Damn Duppy, I'm not sure I could ever fight for fun.

duppy man
02-01-2005, 01:31 AM
go to this site and have a look I do get a mention on the site a few times,, that was my stomping grounds of the 70s and 80s,,http://www.geoffthompson.com/books/Books_Watch_my_back.htm

Encatuse
02-01-2005, 09:18 PM
Wow.. that's scary as hell.. but I have this urge to say 'Man.. that's so badass'. -laughs- I'm the biggest dork, pushing a kids head through a window is the closes thing to badass I've ever done. When the police mugshotted me the officer literally said "You might want to take off your glasses for the photoshoot" I was like "why?" he said "Well, these photo's will be in our systems for the rest of your life odds are, and I'm not sure when your 30 you'll want to remember that you wore those glasses". -laughs- Man. That's awesome that you were mentioned in a book. Anyway, I'm off to purchase marijuana!

duppy man
02-07-2005, 12:05 AM
take your pick Enca riddle me this am i black or am i white or am i in between who am i

Dick Justice
02-07-2005, 02:10 AM
Encatuse...


...that's badass.

Seriously, I hate wiggers. Good job.

duppy man
02-12-2005, 07:42 PM
colour don't make the man my friend its whats in his heart that counts wigger or not,,,my motto is live and let live.....Dick. a wigger is someone looking for a identity so stay cool...and let them find themselves, hate is very negative and soul destroying give it up man it will just lead to you becoming bitter and twisted like so many others before you....break the chain.

robert42
02-12-2005, 08:03 PM
duppyman is correct ;) there just lost ppl and once they find who thy want to b then they can live there lifes.

im sayin ur the white guy duppy cos im pretty sure ive seen a pciture with ur hand in and it was a white hand if that makes sense Plus the white guy looks like he can handle himself, either that or you the black guy at the front on the right. but then again.. u sed r u in between who u r are you the mixed race guy? god im confused.

it dont matter who r u , ur u but still im conufsed lol

Enlighten Us lol

robert42
02-12-2005, 08:09 PM
actually i didnt see ur hand lol or did i dam im loosing it it dnt matter what u r it dnt matter who n e 1 is thats the gd thing on the net theres no predijuce (sp?) we all go under name.

Sensi Super Skunk
02-12-2005, 08:21 PM
Yeah, I remember seeing a white hand in one of Duppy Man's posts. He was showing his plants. He's the one to the very left, am I right? BOOYAH!

robert42
02-12-2005, 08:25 PM
YES YES YES U R RIGHT THATS THE POST I WAS LOOKIN FOR! SENSI I SALUTE U MY FRIEND :D U R RIGHT 10 BOOYAHS TO U ! :D:D

HE WAS HOLDIN A PLANT :D

THANKS FOR NOTICING :D

duppy man
02-12-2005, 09:25 PM
colour don't make the man my friend its whats in his heart that counts wigger or not,,,my motto is live and let live.....Dick. a wigger is someone looking for a identity so stay cool...and let them find themselves, hate is very negative and soul destroying give it up man it will just lead to you becoming bitter and twisted like so many others before you....break the chain.

Sensi Super Skunk
02-12-2005, 09:38 PM
So, am I right?

duppy man
02-12-2005, 09:52 PM
Yeah, I remember seeing a white hand in one of Duppy Man's posts. He was showing his plants. He's the one to the very left, am I right? BOOYAH! you seen a image on a web site

Dick Justice
02-12-2005, 10:06 PM
I hate wiggers because they're not just going around doing their own thing and trying to be cool. They're constantly messing with anyone who's not like them. I don't know if that's how it is in all towns, but that's certainly what it's like here. They form their little suburbanite gangs, they won't stop saying "yo" right up in my face or pretending like they're about to rob me.

I don't use the word "hate" often, but I really do "hate" the folks who think it's cool to pretend to be gangstas and spend the day harrassing people.

duppy man
02-12-2005, 10:31 PM
have I ever messed with anyone on this or any other site ? to your knowledge I don't think so.... am I a wigger? does it matter if I have two green dots between my eyes, im who im am and without prejudice and my freind you should try and try to be same

Dick Justice
02-12-2005, 10:59 PM
I agree that everybody ought to live in peace with everybody else. I hate these guys because they refuse to let anyone around here live in peace. It's not like I object to them listening to rap or wearing gold rings on every finger. I object to them knocking over my cart full of groceries and throwing my cans of soup into the sewer.

It's not a personal thing, either. I see them doing this all the time, to anyone, outside the grocery store. It's a damn grocery store!

tagnamestek
02-13-2005, 01:48 AM
yeah man i know what you sayin i fukkin kant stand lil punk ass wanksters... too many of em out there these days though, fukkin sukks. but whatever. now i kan understand them throwin your shit down and throwin some in the sewer if someone was startin shit you know, but if you aint done shit then thats unkalled for know what im sayin?

Not Enough Herb
02-13-2005, 08:58 PM
ya it happens here in ontario as well. i have no problems with anyone's image bc i have friends from punks to metal heads, from ginos to wiggers. but i know what u guys r saying. im sick of the fuckin kids who think they r totally ghetto cuz they live in a crappy townhouse. they r complete assholes to me and my friends, and i also noticed that the "thug" group have no respect for girls as they constantly harass them. the other thing that gets me completely fuckin pissed off is as much as me and other ppl try to b good and what not the assholes r still assholes and they get chicks, drugs and other shit while im stuck with nothing trying to b the good guy. im pretty fuckin sick of this shit. u guys know what i mean tho right? i think its probly the same for all of u guys, whever theres ppl its bound to happen i guess.

anyways,

later

duppy man
02-13-2005, 10:30 PM
hold on you guys......are we talking white people acting like their black counterparts ??? = wigger which is derogative, what you have described is young white males acting like arseholes not black people

Dick Justice
02-13-2005, 10:40 PM
Yeah, that's what a wigger is. A young white guy acting like a young black guy.

The "W" replaces the "N"...

tagnamestek
02-14-2005, 02:46 AM
well Not Enough Herb i kan hear what your sayin kause that sounds like me and my friends, kause all we do is fukk wit people and shit and we get the best girls in the skhool. but it gets boring after awhile, and you start gettin paranoid and shit. and it kan get stupid sometimes... like i almost got jumped the other day by some lil blue raggers kause someone said i was a blood. i just hate the lil wanksters myself, those wiggers are funny to me, i alwayz end up laughin in thier fases when they try to akt all hard lol

Not Enough Herb
02-14-2005, 05:36 AM
i wish i could do sumthing. but im one person. i dont have any protection like many ppl do. ill go get my buddies blah blah u know the routine. o well. i just gotta deal with this shit its all part of life

o and duppy man.... almost all the wiggers i know r assholes. but there is a select few which r pretty cool.

later

tagnamestek
02-14-2005, 06:13 AM
just laugh at em if you kan, when they kome up and start shit i end up laughin kause they aint nothin like a real g would be like theyre so mukh more stereotyped. but you kan do somethin NotEnoughHerb, next time they start some shit, find one, and punk his ass out, then spread the word around that you punked him out...yeah itll start alot of fighting but people will start to go wit you and start punkin out those wiggers...

trust me it works, i punked out this one kid now everyone i know is messin wit that kid and his friends, tis fun :D

Looker
02-14-2005, 03:45 PM
Yeah stop fighting your gonna end up like duppy man or even worse you may end up looking like me (see avatar) or maybe even this guy.....

Not Enough Herb
02-14-2005, 10:00 PM
bumfights is a kickass movie

radefactor
02-14-2005, 10:50 PM
Yeah, that's what a wigger is. A young white guy acting like a young black guy.

The "W" replaces the "N"...
You sir are a racist, what makes you think black guys have to act any differently than white guys? Or that they DO act any differently than white guys? They act how they want to act, skin color has nothing to do with it.
later-radefactor
PS: I hate racists.

Reefer Rogue
02-15-2005, 12:15 AM
i disagree completely i don't see how thats racist at all.

Dick Justice
02-15-2005, 01:57 AM
Yeah, what? Who said anything about skin color? I'm talking about suburbanites committing petty crimes because they think they're rap stars.

tagnamestek
02-15-2005, 02:17 AM
yeah im new to the boards but what happened to duppy exaktly?