I've missed you guys!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Too much to tell right now. I'm on my way to bed. Hope everyone is happy, healthy, and high!:D I'll stop in tomorrow and roam around making random annoying comments.

[potsmokingnome]

Woo Hoo Mrs. Greenjeans comes back the same day I do :) woo hoo lol

[Unknown American]

Well welcome back Mrs. Greenjeans. Some of us have returned under new user names.

I thought the Ramen Noodles killed you.:D

[slipknotpsycho]

holy shit.... i thought you were gone for good! welcome back!

[geonagual]

This is really groovy man..:silly::silly::hippy:

[yoda]

welcome back greenjeans and psn! do tell your stories.

[Weedhound]

It's really been hell around here without those great, random, annoying comments. Welcome back. :):thumbsup:

[LittLeWinG]

ahh ive been gone for ages.

i also missed you guys. :)

[birdgirl73]

Is this for real? Or is it just a figment of my vivid imagination?

I hope you really are back, Mrs. G! We've missed you terribly. Where have you been and what have you been doing? How are you? Come back to us as soon as possible and give us all the fascinating details. Then stick around, for goodness sakes! We miss you when you're not here!

[thcbongman]

Mrs G! We knew you'd be crawling back!

[potsmokingnome]

welcome back greenjeans and psn! do tell your stories.

Thanks for the Welcome back yoda! :) Hmmmm stories, not much to tell really, I've been gone from cannabis.com for almost 6 months due to one simple fact, ok maybe two: One my ex got the comp (which is ok cause its a peice of crap, and i got a new comp!) and the second reason is I couldn't afford the net for awhile..but now I got my comp and my net conection, so cannabis.com I'm back!! Woo Hoo...boring story I know! lol

[higher4hockey]

knew you'd be back....well...i hoped.

[trainwreck530]

right on :cool:

[geonagual]

She will be back to answer all of your questions in 2 months...thanks for reading.

[rebgirl420]

Hey! Im glad your back. You up and dissapeared. I thought you fell off the face of the earth. Welcome back!!

[xcrispi]

Whats up Sis. !!!!!
You get the house done yet ?
G/B Guys
Xcrispi -n- Juicy J :stoned:

[Markass]

Too much to tell right now. I'm on my way to bed. Hope everyone is happy, healthy, and high!:D I'll stop in tomorrow and roam around making random annoying comments.

wow! you've risen from the dead, greenjeans! it's been forever :stoned::thumbsup:

it's great to see you back :)

[Green Love]

who'd I miss?

[stinkyattic]

GREENJEANS YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!

You know you missed me too.
Hope ya brought some emergency shiraz.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Good morning! Sorry I didn't make it in yesterday. I decided to take the kids to the park, and then I went to a friends house and helped her cook the ultimate dinner slam. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, great northern beans with hamhocks, skillet cornbread, barbequed pulled pork, salad, and a chocolate caramel streusel cake. All you stoners hungry yet? :eat:Okay, I have a shitload of housework to do, and I still have to edit my wedding pics so I can post them on my blog sometime before the end of the millenium, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to set a timer, and every hour I'm going to take a 15 minute break and come in here and post. When the timer goes off, it's back to housework. Hopefully by the end of the day, I'll be all caught up with everyone, AND all the laundry will be done.

PSN: Glad you got situated again. WB!
Unknown: Ramen are the Food of the Gods. Make a note of it. And Lazy Day Dump Cake runs a close second.
Slip! How's life for you and your lady love?
Geo: You sexy cacher! When you gonna come huntin' in my nooks and crannies?
Yoda: Thx for the welcome! I'm glad to be here!
WH: Thanks hon. How's tricks? Are you bustin noob balls?
Little Wing: Welcome back!
Birdie! How are you?! How is Dave? Have you found an undereye concealer that works for you? *giggle*
THC: I'm more of a slitherer than a crawler.;)
H4H: How you been you pervy monkey?
Trainwreck:Thx!
REB! Hi cutie! How's your sex life?
XCrispi! Well, we got the ceiling fixed and nothing leaks. It's a start. The dining room is still purple and gold though. I'm thinking of just hanging a disco ball in it and calling it finished.
MARKASS! My favorite cradle robbing fantasy! How have you been?
Green Love: You didn't miss much. LOL!
And last, but definitely not least...
STINKY!!!! How does your garden grow my fair lady? I readily admit to being a pervert. I still want to see you naked in Ugg boots. And of course I missed you! I'm a bad friend. I got so caught up in daily life that I pretty much let my computer gather dust. My desktop died, and the wedding sucked up all my money, so I haven't been able to buy a new harddrive, so I've been using my laptop. Then I was eating a baked sweet potato with butter and cinnamon and brown sugar, and I spilled about two tablespoons of melted butter and sugar on my keyboard, and now I have a hell of a time typing the letter "B". Or anything else for that matter. I have to pound the hell outta my keys.
My doc suggested that I start drinking a glass of red wine a day. I'm going to tell him that leads to anal.

Let's see. What have I been up to? The house is slowly coming together. The people that used to own it were dirty motherfuckers, so it's been a process of elbow grease and flat out pitching stuff. They left so much junk here that we now have a guy that comes by once a week to take stuff to the scrap yard. Old freezers, washers and dryers, water heaters, rabbit and dog cages, ugly 1970's swag lamps, you name it. I did find a kickass 30 pound battle sword under the steps though, with a lion engraved on both sides of the hilt.
We did the usual summer stuff. Yard work, partying, hanging out with our kids. I did some figure modeling for a local artist (who turned out to be a using, opportunistic, 2 faced dickhead). We started an internet radio station, but it was too time consuming. So now I'm just going to dj for awhile. Our cat Lincoln died, but a month prior, he actually brought us a cat that looks JUST LIKE HIM. So we still have a black kitty. His name is BuddhaK, or just K. He's a fat lovey little bastard.

We got married in our backyard by a Wiccan priestess. It was a lovely ceremony. I was in a white and ivory empire waist medieval gown with long bell sleeves and a square neckline, a simple wreath of tiny white roses in my hair and silver slippers. Papi and the boys wore kilts and white shirts, complete with sporrans. My girls wore white muslin dresses and silver slippers with the same wreaths in their hair. We stepped over a sword at the start of the ceremony to symbolize cutting ties with the past, and at the end of the ceremony we jumped a broom that Papi and I made together, to symbolize jumping into the future together with a fresh clean start. Then everybody blew bubbles.
Our first dance was "The Waiting is Over" by Eva Cassidy.
Then we had a kickass housewarming party and everybody got loaded and ate tons of food and wrecked my house. LOLOLOL!

Recovery was slow. It took us 2 days to get the house back in order. Now we're gearing up for a Halloween party.

I'm on my 4th grow. Progress has been slow what with the wedding preparations and the amount of money we spent, but it was worth it. This time around I've got an experiment going. I crossed my usual kickass sativa, and my sativa/indica, with the famous Dumpster. It was really a happy accident. I had a male Dumpster (I am friends with some Hookah folks) and it unexpectedly jizzed all over my lovely ladies before I could isolate him. So now I'm growing the resulting seeds. They're about an inch high.
I also germed 3 Mazar x Hash#1. I'll be planting those tomorrow. They just cracked the husk, and I want to wait until I've got a longer taproot before I chuck them into pots.

I think that's it for now. If I think of anything else I'll add it later.
Hey, where's the rest of the growing ladies? Scarlet, Chrissy, Demeter, Dutch?

[stinkyattic]

Many of the growing ladies are either laying low or busy, but Weedhound is going strong and we have some lovely new faces repping the XX. :D
I'm supposed to be going to Demeter's halloween party as a KGB agent next weekend but don't have any way to get there. She's still growing the dankness but it's that time of year- students n all- so we don't see her much on here.

Get yer butt into chat girlie

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! Indeed.

[thecreator]

Wow its soooo good to see you? You inadvertently helped me with my first grow a longgggg time ago and I am forever in debt. Oh I'm so happy to hear about the wedding, can't wait to see the pics. Good to see you back on the boards:clap:

[Abeona]

Hello and welcome back, I have only been posting for a short while but have been reading posts for quite a wee while now and we (myself and the other half) have certainly missed yours.

All the best

Abeona, and him :)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Wow its soooo good to see you? You inadvertently helped me with my first grow a longgggg time ago and I am forever in debt. Oh I'm so happy to hear about the wedding, can't wait to see the pics. Good to see you back on the boards:clap:

I helped you? I know we gabbed back and forth quite a bit, but I don't remember being helpful LOL! Well I'm glad it worked out.

I'm not sure I'll be posting pics on here, but I'll probably post a link to my blog on MySpace. I've got a stalker. Some ex-GF of Papi's, and she scours the internet looking for evidence of me. She'd love nothing better than to find out I'm a grower. She's an insane person.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thank you Abeona! I do appreciate that.:thumbsup:

[Gennaro]

Too much to tell right now. I'm on my way to bed. Hope everyone is happy, healthy, and high!:D I'll stop in tomorrow and roam around making random annoying comments.

Hey ! :) welcome back .

[thecreator]

I helped you? I know we gabbed back and forth quite a bit, but I don't remember being helpful LOL! Well I'm glad it worked out.


Yea you did it was a fun experience and I'm glad to hear all is well



I'm not sure I'll be posting pics on here......I've got a stalker. Some ex-GF of Papi's, and she scours the internet looking for evidence of me. She'd love nothing better than to find out I'm a grower. ......

Damn I'm sorry to hear that but I'm sure nothing but understanding will develop once she sees how truly happy the two of you are together. :thumbsup:

[geonagual]

Oh WOW! I just noticed, Mrs. Greenjeans is back..cool..glad to hear that your doing well...your named has been mentioned more than a few times during your absence...Welcome back..post more..make threads.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I joined just about the same time you stopped posting, but I've spent many a slow night reading your awesome posts! You really make me laugh. Like tears running down my face laugh! Thank you, and I'm glad your back.:1baa:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey ! :) welcome back .
Thank you!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh WOW! I just noticed, Mrs. Greenjeans is back..cool..glad to hear that your doing well...your named has been mentioned more than a few times during your absence...Welcome back..post more..make threads.
Are you high?:wtf:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Hey there Mrs, I shot you an email a while ago. Figured you were pretty busy, but anyhow, how's everything?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I joined just about the same time you stopped posting, but I've spent many a slow night reading your awesome posts! You really make me laugh. Like tears running down my face laugh! Thank you, and I'm glad your back.:1baa:
Oh the pressure! I hope I can make you laugh this time around. I don't drink nearly as much as I used to, and I fear sobriety is bad for comedy. I had to give my liver a break though. That wedding nearly did me in.:D

[KL4D4]

Well what and the fuck I never expected to see you venture here again.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey there Mrs, I shot you an email a while ago. Figured you were pretty busy, but anyhow, how's everything?

I'll have to remember to check that email account. Things are swell. You?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Well what and the fuck I never expected to see you venture here again.

I just needed to focus on my house, my family, and my wedding for awhile. Things are slowing down a bit, so I have a bit more time to goof off. Not much, but I can steal a moment here and there.

[KL4D4]

I understand life is as complicated now as it was then... now if only Orangeman could come back

[higher4hockey]

greenjeans~ i met a girl that not only knows what constitutes scandinavia, but she also knows how to spell it.

[potsmokingnome]

I helped you? I know we gabbed back and forth quite a bit, but I don't remember being helpful LOL! Well I'm glad it worked out.

I'm not sure I'll be posting pics on here, but I'll probably post a link to my blog on MySpace. I've got a stalker. Some ex-GF of Papi's, and she scours the internet looking for evidence of me. She'd love nothing better than to find out I'm a grower. She's an insane person.

Sorry to hear ya have a stalker! That sucks major donkey ass! Hope she gets her bad kharma reflected right back at herself!

[Dave Byrd]

Mrs. G, glad to see you back online. Bird sends her love. She's had a rough few days trying to recover from a heart catheter-ablation procedure she had week before last. Has been in a lot of pain and not online too much. Hearing that you're back may be just the boost her spirits need.

Congrats on your wedding. Hope y'all will be as happy as we have been.

[rebgirl420]

Its fantastic! :thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

greenjeans~ i met a girl that not only knows what constitutes scandinavia, but she also knows how to spell it.
Does that mean she gets the H4H weiner?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mrs. G, glad to see you back online. Bird sends her love. She's had a rough few days trying to recover from a heart catheter-ablation procedure she had week before last. Has been in a lot of pain and not online too much. Hearing that you're back may be just the boost her spirits need.

Congrats on your wedding. Hope y'all will be as happy as we have been.
Holy Crap! Papi had the same thing done February '06. November of 05 he had a heart attack immediately following a lusty romp on the sofa with me. So he had the ablation the following February. Now his metabolism is weird. He's lost about 30 pounds, is always hungry, and it's really hard for him to gain weight. OTOH, his general health is much better.

I hope Birdie keeps a positive attitude. It will make her recovery that much swifter. Remind her of all she has to look forward to.:thumbsup:

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

I am so happy, I just came back to the forums last night after a long stretch of down time and I find out all my fav posting fiends are still here and Greenjeans has returned as well. I had two relatives dealing with terminal illnesses who struggled along after their diseases were discovered in advanced stages, so I spent most of my spare time shuttling between hospitals these past several months. Then after the funerals I just didn't feel like being sociable for a while. Things are better now, getting over the loss and moving forward finally. I'm glad to be back, and pleased to see those who always brightened my day with their scathing comments and witty repartee.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Welcome back GreenLady! I'm sorry for your losses. This was a rough summer for a lot of people. Lots of deaths and illnesses. One of my friends died too. We had a proper Viking funeral for him.
I understand needing to isolate for a while. I do that too.

Glad you made it through.

[birdgirl73]

Hey, both Mrs. G and Greenlady! Glad to see you both here.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

YAY BIRD! How you feeling today?

[birdgirl73]

Well, tired. But my worst sore place in the left femoral area is slowly starting to get better. That cardiac procedure was a real pain, to be honest. I had spinal surgery in July and it was a cake walk compared to this.

I just got in from school. I'm going to have a snack and take a nap and I'll have recovered enough energy once that's over that I can study for a few hours.

[napolitana869]

Welcome back! We missed you

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks! I hope you are doing well. Did you ditch that bf yet?

[geonagual]

Mrs Greenjeans remembers all:D

Edit: But Birdgirl remembers the most. LOL

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Between me, Bird, and Stinky, we have everybody's quirks and traits down pat. I'm like Horton.

[higher4hockey]

glad to have you back. just wasnt the same without ya. hope all is well.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So, does she get the H4H weiner or what?! You said she can spell Scandinavia.

[higher4hockey]

she defenitely gets it, and hopefully its the only one she gets for a long long time. the only drawback is, she's from ohio....and she"s an ohio state fan. :mad:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Aw..that's too bad! I'm not a buckeye fan at all. I just don't care.

[geonagual]

I am from Ohio originally and my favorite teams are the Reds and the Bengals..even Xavier and U of C for basketball..but not an Ohio State fan at all....For college football it is Gators and Seminoles..

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Grrrrr....Tribe all the way!

[higher4hockey]

please, its all about the buccos and 15 consecutive losing seasons!

dont tell anyone greenjeans, but i am secretly cheering for the indians. even though they are from the dreaded ohio.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Your secret is safe with me.;)

[napolitana869]

Things got better. We have a dog now

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Things got better. We have a dog now
AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, that just seemed like a non sequitur.
I'm glad things are working out. What kind of doggy did you get?

[napolitana869]

He's some type of poodle mix. We got him from the pound

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That's him in your avatar^? He's a cutie. I bet he's amusing as hell when you're high.

[napolitana869]

No thats the dog I have at my parents house. They wouldnt let me have him because their dog would be too sad. http://boards.cannabis.com/pets-animals/126708-new-dog.html#post1567569
this is the new one. He's not that hairy anymore though

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Aw he's suuuuper cute! And I love his name!

[beachguy in thongs]

Hello, Mrs. Greenjeans. One of my best friends is from Lima, and, I think, he moved back there. Welcome back, of course I was gone when you joined, but, welcome to cannabis.com (belated) and welcome back!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks Beachguy!

[Demeter]

So glad you are back, Mrs.G- I've missed your sassy ways!

[geonagual]

Hello, Mrs. Greenjeans. One of my best friends is from Lima, and, I think, he moved back there. Welcome back, of course I was gone when you joined, but, welcome to cannabis.com (belated) and welcome back!


Dude, youre gonna like Mrs. G..she has mad jokes:jointsmile:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So glad you are back, Mrs.G- I've missed your sassy ways!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Demeter! I wuz axin 'bout yew.
How's life? I hear you're having a bash soon.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Dude, youre gonna like Mrs. G..she has mad jokes:jointsmile:
Y'all will have to wait until I get some liquor in me. I'm fresh out of funny right now. I'm so burned out by my daily life.

[rebgirl420]

This is cool. the people that were here when I first signed up are coming back. Good stuff.