robert42

[slipnslide087]

is that huge ass lump on your leg still there man?

[robert42]

yea man i gotta see the surgeon on March 23rd mayeb theyll operate. im scared lol

the pains been bad the last few days cos i been havin to walk allot as were without a car for a few weeks.

its still the same size infact ppl say its got a bit bigger ill post a pic later ;)

[robert42]

heres a pic sory its shit quality but its from my webcam the pic was took 2mins ago

[Ammie]

damn it dont look any better babe. good luck with it :(

[robert42]

ty ammie it needs to be kissed better but since ive been tooken prisoner and beaten hourley and only fed bread and water i dont get out much lol

so slip what made u think about my leg? u think about if often? u related to spongebob r ya lol

[slipnslide087]

i dont know man. was it the weed. i just saw your name randomly, and i was like...hes got the lump, i remember that it looked pretty intense, i was just wondering how itwas

[slipnslide087]

just after that thread everytime i see your name i just remember you as the dude with the lump. yeah man that lump is pretty hot. hahaha

[robert42]

kl man ;)

still the same i got a letter last week givin me a date to see the surgeons :-s ill probly go under the trusty knife of Dr. Patel this week

[slipnslide087]

and the pain pills...mmmmmmmmmmmm

[robert42]

i got pain smokes :-)

[Ammie]

lol *kisses*


better ;)

[robert42]

i find if im kissed say a extra 10 inches above the lump i feel a cured man! lmao :P

[GHoSToKeR]

Presidents of The USA - Lump

thats a great song lol good luck with that, robert... dude, it looks like youve got an something growing in there, shit lol

[Ammie]

i find if im kissed say a extra 10 inches above the lump i feel a cured man! lmao :P


lol well u better hope ur doctor has a nice nurse :eek:

[robert42]

tnx guys yup remember when ya mummies say DONT EAT THE WATERMELON PIPS! Well im half deaf i didnt listen now look at me.

[apsinthion]

What's in that lump anyway? :)

[robert42]

in my lump is about 7 grmas lol jk

we dont actually know well find out soon. w/e they remove ill ask to keep lol and i can show u lot and make ya feel ill :D

[slipnslide087]

have you tried to stab it with anything?

[slipnslide087]

fuck the doctor you can pop it for free

[robert42]

its not a bubble its muscle. :(

[Ammie]

need a rub??!?!?!!?

[robert42]

yup as usual :D lol

[RESiNATE]

i find if im kissed say a extra 10 inches above the lump i feel a cured man! lmao :P
What, like in the same way that ham is cured? :confused:

Maybe your genetic code got mixed up, and your body is growing another knee!

You'd be like Mr Scaramanga...except you'd have three knees, instead of three nipples
cool...

Anyways, good luck at the hospital, dude..I know what it's like, and going under the knife is as scary as it gets...been there many times - but I always look at it like, it's gonna be a few hours of terror, but after that, everything will be cool again - I'm sure everything will be fine...either that, or you'll make medical history as the "Three-Kneed-Man"...imagine all the invites for daytime TV shows that you'll get! :eek:
lol

[slipnslide087]

damn man, thats crazy. does it have a name? what does the doctor call it? if its unexplained, are they making a documentary for tv? they fuckin should. it could be on modern medical marvels.

[robert42]

thankx res...

na slip they dnt kno wt it is its a medical mystery i should send the pictures of my leg to the newspaper.

[slipnslide087]

fuck yeah you shouldve thats weed money man. well good luck with whatever they do to it man.

[slipnslide087]

i wish sufficient meds upon you

[RESiNATE]

i wish sufficient meds upon you
lol..yeah, i second that :D

When the doctor asks you, "Do you have any pain?"
the answer you're looking for is, "Yes...Lots!"
then slip into the world of the Mighty Morphine Powered Rangers! bwhahahahaha
:rolleyes:
cool!

[slipnslide087]

on a scale from one to ten your pain is "off the fucking chart doctor give me something quick" then he'll rush and get an iv and pump you up with 100cc's of morphine....and youll escape with a bottle of 80mg oxy contin. robert, that shit is unheard of amn......it can hurt as bad as you say it does man!!!! use it to your advantage. remember that shit.

[robert42]

lol dam i miss the ppl who posted in this thread

MEMORIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[halo]

well. What happened with this lump?

[yoda]

where did the lump come from, and are their any better pictures? i coudlnt really tell anything from that one.

[robert42]

mmm wow the intereest in my lump is back haha

ok ok its gone now i aint got better pics but ill search for some.

Basically they called it a hernia

I had surgery and had it removed. Pics to follow...

[robert42]

Here...

Its now been removed but cant find a newer pic without the lump

[robert42]

i'll look for sum new pics when i get home later

I miss my lump it was a party trick i coula make it dissapear and reappear!

[Reefer Rogue]

old skool

[robert42]

haha :p my homie from the old skool ;) how u doin bro

[jonny]

Looked like you where growin a second knee there mate!!

Glad alls sorted now, I had been reli hoping it was nothing serious, an just a weird, random occurance.

I dont think I'd miss it if I had one, I woulda been shitting myself untill I'd found out what it was/what caused it!

All the best,
J