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DSX 1

10-12-2007, 10:44 PM

haha I cant believe it!!! God exists after all all hail the great JUJU of Africa and of course gods son jesus!!!

sit down richard dawkings lol

Oh, and in response to your video, I have this:

A little something...

Maybe im wrong...

YouTube - Richard Dawkins - "What if you're wrong?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmskXXetcg)

mfqr

10-12-2007, 10:47 PM

Tony1234567890

10-24-2007, 05:38 PM

I beleive in God, I trust in Jesus as His son and my savior and I beleive the Bible is God's word.

BUT THIS VIDEO MAKES ME LAUGH! And I'm not even high right now.

K now I'm high. What was it again? Man, the Red Sox. Awesome.

killerweed420

10-24-2007, 06:33 PM

Brother. A sucker is born every minute.:wtf:

Nymphetamine666

10-29-2007, 09:49 AM

Well, just to think on this, looking back into the bible, back to Adam and Eve, and the fruit trees, maybe gods tree, his almighty special tree... Was a banana tree? And they couldn't resist the shape and color? So maybe they really are on to something. =D

beachguy in thongs

10-31-2007, 01:32 PM

Can't everyone agree and say, "Whatever force created all this life, before me, is God."

Bananas may be where Giraffes go when they die.

ChiefSmokesAlot

11-11-2007, 07:10 PM

Wow...

Agressor1

11-11-2007, 08:51 PM

I hope those guys were joking,
or else they just committed public suicide.

L Rag

11-11-2007, 09:48 PM

Haha some dudes comment:

"Explain a coconut dipshit"

:D

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-11-2007, 09:55 PM

lol, and check this out. His banana argument is stupid, but this debunks it anyway. All hail the true banana!

YouTube - Ray Comfort banana argument gets pwned (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArPNtiQDcM)

coledog855

11-11-2007, 11:43 PM

lolol, I really love the comments left by people on youtube.

BTW: guys, the guy (Ray Comfort) talking about the banana is serious.

Frickr

11-12-2007, 12:25 AM

you know what else fits right in my hand?? ill give you a clue, if you squeeze it long enough, you will get a squirt in the eye. thats what i t hink of that video.

benvortec

11-12-2007, 01:33 AM

Can't everyone agree and say, "Whatever force created all this life, before me, is God."

Bananas may be where Giraffes go when they die.

that's the funniest thing i've ever heard! :S5:

THClord

11-12-2007, 01:47 AM

Wow!!! That is so amazing proof!!! You have converted me!!! Now I will spread the word of Jesus and devote my life to all of the other bullshit too!!! I will also tell people abortions are bad, but birth control is worse!!! And I will argue with biologists about evolution!!! I will just walk around the street looking for normal people who I can f*ck with and hopefully ruin their entire world view into a distorted piece of shit.

Come on, the answer is evolution. Why are there fruit at all????? Because it's the method of dispersing seeds for these plants. And why is it designed to perfectly fit the hands? So monkeys will pick the best fitting bananas.

And don't tell me you don't believe in evolution. Evolution is based on rock solid logic and evidence. You're stupid if you don't believe in evolution.

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-12-2007, 02:16 AM

Not stupid, just misinformed. Many people think the theory of evolution actually means the hypothesis of evolution. They also don't understand that theory doesn't necessarily mean "this is what we think happened". Medicine is all theory too, because this type of theory ("accepted theory" as it's referred to in the scientific community) is a collection of observations, evidence, laws, data, repeatable tests etc.

The 6,000-10,000 year old Earth belief also runs into problems with continental drift. You can't possibly tell me that Africa and South America split apart and drifted all that way in such a short amount of time. Yet, there are known fossils that exist only in small areas of a coastal tip of Africa and South America, and those small pieces fit together perfectly.

palerider7777

11-13-2007, 05:23 AM

lmfao i think the guy was being real when he was talking and it looked like the guy next to him was trying not to laugh he came off alil gay though it was funny lol

Cocoflava

11-13-2007, 05:29 AM

Wow... LoL!

-Wil

coledog855

11-15-2007, 12:58 AM

It's even funnier since the banana he is holding is genetically engineered by humans, and not god. Bananas in the wild look NOTHING like that.

Gundari

11-15-2007, 02:30 AM

This kinda reminds me of the time my friends cousin got completely bombed off his ass (kid disappeared for like 2 days then reappeared still destroyed out of his head) and explaiend to use how a circle he drew with 6 lines disecting the circle proved he was god. It was fantastic.

SyndicateJuggalos17

11-15-2007, 02:34 AM

hmm anyone ever hear of evolution?

palerider7777

11-19-2007, 02:35 PM

It's even funnier since the banana he is holding is genetically engineered by humans, and not god. Bananas in the wild look NOTHING like that.

i don't know what banannas ur lookin at but the ones growing in the wild iv'e seen look like that but there are diffrent type out there u do know that right??

yokinazu

11-19-2007, 05:34 PM

how bout plantains? they look like bananas but have you ever tried eating one raw...eeww. and what about carrots? or asperaguss? cucumbers? corn?
and goin by this same hypothosis are we suposed to eat snakes?

palerider7777

11-20-2007, 02:59 PM

and goin by this same hypothosis are we suposed to eat snakes?

some do...

Everyday Struggle

11-20-2007, 07:56 PM

Wow.

hahahahahahaahha
i just learned something new about bananas

but that doesnt prove anything
everything in this world seems to fit together
thats just earth, it's freakin crazy.

TheGreenBuddy

11-20-2007, 08:42 PM

Ok, I'm converted. You got me. I've been possessed by demons for decades, but now that I've found Jesus through the anatomy of a banana... time to go to church, and dedicate my life to a doctrine that controls the masses.

This whole video is meant to be a joke, as far as I see. If not, then that's pretty sad "proof." :)
Actually the dude said god , not jesus. :P

Though if you listen to him talk you'll laugh...even the dude on the right was giggling.

"When you pull the tab the contents dont squirt in your face."

"Notice a point at the top for ease of entry."

Gandalf_The_Grey

11-20-2007, 10:20 PM

I think I'll clear up any misconceptions about ther seriousness of the video and it's two participants. The guy talking and holding the banana is Ray Comfort, the guy beside him is Kirk Cameron (former actor of "happy days). Kirk is not laughing at him, he's as big or more of a religious nut/idiot as Ray. The two form a "proving god" team and makes arguements, videos, and hold public debates all the time. And most of the time they use the same retarded logic as this banana video.

OLDJIMMYBONES

11-20-2007, 10:26 PM

PROOF HE DOES NOT, Evolution - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution)

DubSack13

11-20-2007, 10:32 PM

This just justifies me smoking weed because you can get high off of banana peels. WOOOOO I LOVE YOU JESUS!!!!

coledog855

11-21-2007, 12:31 AM

i don't know what banannas ur lookin at but the ones growing in the wild iv'e seen look like that but there are diffrent type out there u do know that right??

Bananas on the store shelves are nothing like will bananas. First and most importantly, the big yellow/green bananas are asexual, which is a trait that has been breed into the species. Originally the banana was a species that produced sour, very seeded, and small fruit (the banana). Through genetics, we've eliminated the cultivation of these phenotypes. I can't remember the names of the chemicals we treat fruits like bananas with, but basically they are the driving force behind the production of the huge yellow bananas.

palerider7777

12-10-2007, 07:17 PM

Bananas on the store shelves are nothing like will bananas..

my ? to u is are real bananas the same as ur "will bananas"

Gandalf_The_Grey

12-10-2007, 07:34 PM

my ? to u is are real bananas the same as ur "will bananas"

lol, I think you're commenting on his typo, but it's funny that you do so with a completely incoherent sentence.

You look at the MASSIVE change banana's have gone through in just a few hundred (thousand?) years and people believe species can't evolve.

People are so certain of intelligent design because of the remarkable "order" of the world. But the question is, why should the world be simple? With all 117 elements in the periodic table, the materials to build a complex world are already there. Why would all this complexity order itself and come into balance? Simple; systems of material organizaiton that are out of balance will inevitably destroy themselves, systems that fall into balance will thrive. Once these balanced systems are established and you come up with DNA, the first type of molecular structure that replicates itself, an increase in ordered complexity is inevitable.

Delta9 UK

12-10-2007, 08:50 PM

Gandalf_The_Grey

12-11-2007, 05:43 AM

^^ Translation:

My question to you is : Are real bananas the same as your wild bananas.

Granted, it still doesn't make any sense and I'm guessing he missed the point. Or is clueless about evolution and selection.

lol, he's completely clueless. In his puplic arguments he brings up these pictures of species that should exist if evolution were true; with pictures of duck/hippo and aligator/cow hybrids. I'm still waiting for ManBearPig.

Delta9 UK

12-11-2007, 02:06 PM

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Hardcore Newbie

12-11-2007, 03:54 PM

lol, he's completely clueless. In his puplic arguments he brings up these pictures of species that should exist if evolution were true; with pictures of duck/hippo and aligator/cow hybrids. I'm still waiting for ManBearPig.If all creatures looked like hybrids, as the duck-billed platypus, we'd consider them normal and evolution haters would ask why there are no distinct mammals or reptiles; and would be arguing that animals which are specialized have a much better chance of surviving by excelling at a small number of things.

palerider7777

12-15-2007, 12:18 AM

did somebody say manbearpig...where where...i wanna see.......ur so super cereal

palerider7777

12-15-2007, 12:26 AM

lol, he's completely clueless. In his puplic arguments he brings up these pictures of species that should exist if evolution were true; with pictures of duck/hippo and aligator/cow hybrids. I'm still waiting for ManBearPig.

i don't remember ever saying anything about those but i do remember the manbearpig ur stock?? not mine

Acouwaila

12-15-2007, 12:56 AM

dude thats weird

i deliver with ups and my driver was eating a banana...and i was actually thinking about how cool it is that its natural and so well .."created"....its really amazing to think about.....this guy just added some aspects to my thought process today

Delta9 UK

12-15-2007, 09:09 AM

i don't remember ever saying anything about those but i do remember the manbearpig ur stock?? not mine

I don't understand your posts tbh.

Thanks for the Negative rep - I still didn't understand that message either:

"i think u fit in that group very well in fact it was founded by u was it not???"

I would return the favour but you are banned already so nevermind.

Purple Banana

12-16-2007, 02:55 AM

That's right, bitches.

I AM AN ATHIEST'S WORST NIGHTMARE.

Although God made me purple because I looked even fruitier :stoned:

Unfortunatley, God didn't plan on this fruit ALSO being athiest :p