Can't smoke!!!!!!!

[Road to Zion]

So some retarded 17 year old kid doesnt understand the concept of a stop sign and I have to pay the price. Broken face, nose, jaw (now wired shut), broken ribs, damaged liver, and worst of all a collapse lung. I wanna ring the little bitches throat no chronic for a loooong time and its harder than I thought im going insannnnne. The only thing I can come up with is a vap but im not sure if its so safe. Anyone ever go through this?

[Bogart]

I feel for you man. I had my jaws wired shut because a mental patient hit me in the mouth with a metal cane.

[Gothen]

I DEFINITELY feel for you; having my jaw wired shut is actually one of my few extremely weird phobias.

I start going into panic attack mode if I think about it too long. I am one of those people that HAVE to have their teeth not touching but their mouth closed, I just can't stand the feeling of my teeth touching for too long, I think it's because I used to grind my teeth and one time I ground my front bottom tooth so much that I exposed the nerve in it and I had to have it capped.

So, if I were to have my jaw wired shut I would literally probably go insane; just thinking about it is making go crazy right now.

I feel SO bad for you right now.

[geonagual]

maybe you should cook small amounts of weed in some butter and add it to a shake or something...should work fine and then you can adjust up or down...I know for a fact alcohol is out..so dont do that...dont want to do anything that would give you the possibility of puking...feel for you bro..I am going to take a hit of this nice bud I got sitting here for you...take it easy

[Cannabis-Sativa]

with all those medical issues right now, you most likely would be better off not smoking pot for a while, the mental withdraws will subside fast if you keep your mind off of smoking.

good luck bud, and sorry about your accident

but if you really want to vape i think it would be alright but i am not sure

[Kenn]

man thats gotta suck .not bein able to smoke weed fark like Geo said man try cookin some if youre hangin ..Sorry to hear that ur busted up man hope u recover soon and will be tokin with the rest of us. Peace.

[Oh My High]

with all those medical issues right now, you most likely would be better off not smoking pot for a while, the mental withdraws will subside fast if you keep your mind off of smoking.
+1 :thumbsup:

[WakingDream]

I never thought about having to puke with a wired mouth. That would suck, nothing can be done but swallow.

[tootsie roll]

I never thought about having to puke with a wired mouth. That would suck, nothing can be done but swallow.

Oh gross, no. When you get your jaw wired they give you a thingy to snip the wires in case of emergency.
But then ya gotta get re-wired all over again.

To the OP.
I'm sorry you got all broken up like that. Hopefully you have enough meds to keep you happy and out of pain.
I hope that kid has some good insurance. Probably connected to the parents insurance.
Got your lawyer yet?

[Old Stoner]

I think I'd get a bong with a tube and stick it up my nose and smoke if my mouth was wired shut - but AFTER my lungs healed somewhat.

Hang in there, Road to Zion, I'll send ya some good karma....

[birdgirl73]

If it's any consolation to you, I'm a moderator on a cannabis forum and I can't smoke. I not only agreed not to use illicit substances when I entered medical school last year, I also have some serious heart-rhythm and pulmonary health issues that cannabis wreaks havoc on. I had a 7 1/2 hour minimally invasive surgical procedure a week ago to fix the heart rhythm problem and am having further complications since then. You at least will be able to go back to smoking sometime in the future. I'm not sure I ever will.

I feel your pain. Keep in mind that, in your case, it's not forever.

[tootsie roll]

If it's any consolation to you, I'm a moderator on a cannabis forum and I can't smoke. I not only agreed not to use illicit substances when I entered medical school last year, I also have some serious heart-rhythm and pulmonary health issues that cannabis wreaks havoc on. I had a 7 1/2 hour minimally invasive surgical procedure a week ago to fix the heart rhythm problem and am having further complications since then. You at least will be able to go back to smoking sometime in the future. I'm not sure I ever will.

I feel your pain. Keep in mind that, in your case, it's not forever.

Whoa, 7 1/2 hours under was considered minimal? Not to me. I was going to say I hope you are doing alright but then I saw you are having issues. I'm sorry. But you do have Dr.Dave with ya and a doctor in house is always nifty.;):D

[Old Stoner]

Aw birdgirl, both you and Road have good karma coming! I had no idea it was so bad, birdgirl!

God bless ya!

[The Dude Of Life]

I got a better idea... take a fat juicy hamburger throw some jack daniels barbq sauce in and blend that shit and drink it.
Shits good.
OR what you could do is absorb some weed in milk (whole milk) strain it out and make a milkshake with that, drink it and get blazed.

[slipknotpsycho]

not sure if it's safe but look into baking.... maybe even ask your doctor....

btw just wondering, is road to zion a matrix refrence? lol... :wtf:

[birdgirl73]

Whoa, 7 1/2 hours under was considered minimal? Not to me. I was going to say I hope you are doing alright but then I saw you are having issues. I'm sorry. But you do have Dr.Dave with ya and a doctor in house is always nifty.;):D
Well, it was minimally invasive. That is, they went in through four little incisions in my big arteries and veins instead of doing open-heart surgery. The procedure itself was long and complex, and they apparently ran into some trouble. It was only supposed to last for up to five hours. That's the longest anesthesia I've ever had.

Now I have these terrible hematomas at three of the incision sites, the worst two on both sides of my groin, and I'm so bruised up from the blood thinners that when I go out in public people stare and seem to immediately conclude that Dave is a domestic abuser. I have never had anything hurt worse than these hematomas, which are pressing against the nerves that supply my legs, and I'm a tough bird when it comes to pain. I've also had an allergic reaction to one of my pain meds. So I'm covered in a rash. This has been a rough week. I've been grounded from returning to school till next week.

[snicklefritz1825]

not sure if it's safe but look into baking.... maybe even ask your doctor....

btw just wondering, is road to zion a matrix refrence? lol... :wtf:

No not at all, if you wiki zion it will tell you it is Isreal and it's capital Jerusalem. In other words he is just using and experesion. You are on the way to the land of milk and honey. A place where you can find your inner peace.

[poiuyt]

What are you complaining about? Boo-hoo, you can't smoke. It's better that way. You had a collapsed lung, I seriously doubt smoking would do any good. Plus, you're getting other and better goodies.

[LittLeWinG]

Wow dude, i'd be more worried about your health than smoking.

It sounds like your body's pretty beat up.

[Road to Zion]

yea, kinda getting over the fact that I cant smoke, just so weird smoking everyday for years to nothing. Baking is a good idea i'm reading more into gonna try out some receipes just dont wanna fuck it up and waste good chron.

I did get some good pain killers, oxy codone, yea its good but fucks with ur head after a while, aint nothin like mary.

sorry to hear about your situation birdgirl, we can live the sober life together!!

[GRASSMASTA]

yea man don't smoke anything. a collapsed lung means you'd only be getting small hits and boo to that lol.

[cornish_dope]

have u tried hot hash chocolate me and a friend made it after having a 1/4 of hash and no tobacco it makes a rely nice drink and it gets you wrecked just take about an eighth of good resin grate or crumble or microwave then get hot chocolate powder and mix that with the hash heat up a cup of milk in the microwave mix in the hash and chocolate powder mix and get fucked.