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jacked420
10-09-2007, 09:56 PM
hahaha. so i have a funny story to post on here. it's only funny now because i am still alive. last night i was making some dinner, and i was using some very hot peppers off of my own plants. i'm not even sure what kind of peppers they are, but they are HOT! anyways, i was cutting them up and pulling out the seeds and whatnot. without even thinking about it, i didn't wash my hands before i went in the bathroom to take a piss. things were cool and i didn't realize my blunder until about 5 minutes later. all of a sudden i get a very uncomfortable feeling in my junk area. within minutes, my penis feels like it's on fire! it took me a minute to realize what was going on..i thought maybe i had some crazy STD. then i remembered my peppers! i jumped in the shower and proceeded to soak my junk in freezing cold water for about 10 minutes..and that helped a little bit. finally after about an hour of holding an ice pack on my junk, i felt normal again. so to all you wannabe chefs out there: wash your hands after handling hot peppers! anyone else out there have similar experiences?
Hilder420
10-09-2007, 11:39 PM
not on my privates but i was opening a jar of serrano peppers and my eye started to itch.. without thinking, i wiped my eye with a finger tip and a sec later it burned like hell..
birdgirl73
10-10-2007, 12:47 AM
I've done the pepper-slicing/eye-itch thing, too. But only once.

This thread makes me very grateful I didn't have an itch in the more personal place after slicing those peppers. Women don't have nearly as easy a time "soaking their junk in freezing cold water" unless we sit in a basin of it. Ouch.

Glad you're on the mend now! That hand-washing advice is definitely wise counsel, even for those who're not cutting peppers but are simply taking care of both culinary and bathroom business within the same time period.
ScaryMissMary
10-10-2007, 12:58 AM
lmao...

this reminds me of a incident that happened about a year ago. A bunch of us were at the beach at night drinking and eating junk food when one of the guys with us had to pee. He did his business and ran out of the bathroom yelping and then proceeded to rest his junk on a cold metal bench. He said that the salsa he was eating minutes prior to his bathroom break was still on his hands and burned like hell when he held himself.
imitator
10-10-2007, 02:21 AM
lmao...

this reminds me of a incident that happened about a year ago. A bunch of us were at the beach at night drinking and eating junk food when one of the guys with us had to pee. He did his business and ran out of the bathroom yelping and then proceeded to rest his junk on a cold metal bench. He said that the salsa he was eating minutes prior to his bathroom break was still on his hands and burned like hell when he held himself.

Damn, I was hoping you were going to say his junk got stuck to the cold metal bench.

Yet another reason to not get hot salsa. :thumbsup:
jacked420
10-10-2007, 05:14 AM
i'm just glad everything returned to normal. now i'll probably be paranoid to touch any pepper ever again!
happiestmferoutthere
10-10-2007, 05:22 AM
Hmmm.... Not hot peppers, but Ben-Gay once. And not a penis, because... well... I'm a girl. :icon220:( accidentally, of course!! I went to the bathroom right after I applied some, and forgot it lingers on your skin!)
It really, really burned!!:(
Struck420
10-10-2007, 05:45 AM
burning penis's are not funny :wtf:
jacked420
10-10-2007, 06:21 AM
no they are not!
420MissHighTimes420
10-10-2007, 04:14 PM
when its not yours it sort of is! lmao
sorry to hear about that man but its good u can now laugh at it!
jacked420
10-10-2007, 08:55 PM
my penis and i appreciate the sympathy!
FakeBoobsRule
10-10-2007, 11:28 PM
You need some hottie to suck the capsacin out immediately before there is permenant damage!

BTW how many burning penises do you have? ;) The title suggests you have many!
snowblind
10-10-2007, 11:44 PM
ahhhhhh that must have wrecked, ive heard natural yoghurt is good for that
nurse maryjane
10-11-2007, 03:20 AM
Hmmm.... Not hot peppers, but Ben-Gay once. And not a penis, because... well... I'm a girl. :icon220:( accidentally, of course!! I went to the bathroom right after I applied some, and forgot it lingers on your skin!)
It really, really burned!!:(

ugh...I did that with IcyHot.....if given a choice, I'll now just take the cramp...
ghosty
10-11-2007, 04:39 AM
oh man, thats hillarious, but im sure it had to suck for you...
jacked420
10-11-2007, 03:22 PM
You need some hottie to suck the capsacin out immediately before there is permenant damage!

BTW how many burning penises do you have? ;) The title suggests you have many!

yeah i agree with you about getting a hottie to help me out! sorry about the misleading title, i do in fact have only one penis.:thumbsup: but while it was burning, i pretended it wasn't mine...
el_fantistico
10-11-2007, 10:44 PM
This brings back memories of getting Tiger Balm on my knob... not recommended!!

El Fantistico :smokin:
thcbongman
10-13-2007, 10:48 AM
When I was 13, my cousin dared me to spray bug spray on my dick. I did, and he said "that stings doesn't it" and right when he said that, it started to burn like hell, and I started screaming.

My bastard cousin, how I love him.
Canadian_Cron
10-14-2007, 01:07 AM
hahaaha thats waaaaay tooo funny man! my only bad experince with hot peppers was when i used to work in a warehouse for sobeys driving forklifts n stuff...

anyways i was shipping a buch of jalapeano peppers out and my friend bet me that i couldnt eat a whole one. i laughed at him cause they rnt even the size of my little finger n i like spicy food. so i ate it but man... i though i was gonna throw up it was sooo hot! i swear there the devil! and the worst part was i couldnt stop it from burining. i put like a whole pack of gum in my mouth and drank like a gallon of water but it didnt do much... haha i couldnt amagine gettin that crap all over my junk!!! ur a champ... seriously!