Drug test frustrated

[michealunt]

Hey guys. Oh well everyone have their own story. I used to be a pot head but not anymore. I do it every now and then. I did'nt smoke pot for three weeks and then last week on 29th sep i smoked 1 and another one on sunday afternoon. So i got this job offer now was not expecting to pass the interview but unfortunately i did.

hopefully my test is going to be after this wednesday. I was very curious and pissed off at myself so i started drinking water. I am not very skinny but ok. I got the walkgrees take home test today. I was reading the instructions and i got a dark pink on ( C) and a light bar on a ( T ) which means its negative. But how ? i mean i've heard people say it stays in your system for 30 days. So what do you think ?

Please tell me. starting from today i am taking some golden seal and water pills also. Can someone tell me why that test came negative ? or that means i am clean? i will buy one more drug test tomorrow to see if it really works or not. If you guys suggest me of anything please let me know i am willing to buy it. Secondly is it safe to buy stuff from internet or can we get it from a local store also? I am sure its a pre employment drug test meaning Urine test.

[iwasafork]

Stop everything that you're doing right now. You're going to be fine. Urine screens are by far the most over rated things ever. In order to test positive 30 days after smoking, you would have had to have been smoking a shit ton of weed. Just to be on the safe side, on the morning of your test, start drinking water and just keep on drinking until you go pee, and then keep on drinking until you have to pee again. You want your pee to be as clear as possible. Good luck, but you won't need it. You'll definitely be absolutely fine.

[FakeBoobsRule]

You want your pee to be as clear as possible. Good luck, but you won't need it.
Not the best advice right there, especially in this case.

Michaelunt, people can test positive 30 days even 60 days after smoking. It depends on smoking history (how long, how much each time, how many times a day), body fat percventage, genetics, physical activity level, diet, and some other factors. Like Iwasafork said, heavy smokers are the ones who can test positive longer. You are a light smoker and if you are passing home tests with the first void of the day, the dirtiest, then you should be fine.

[michealunt]

Thank you fakeboobs. you are the best. Well i was a regular smoker like last year till may. Last year in may i quit for good 6 months then started back for 3 weeks then quit for 6 months then started back in august the whole month i smoked and then quit for 3 weeks and then smoked 2 blunts one saturday(29th) and one sunday. I am a skinny i guess 140 lb.

I am always hungry. after every 5 hours i need to eat. But i dont know why i am skinny. Guys please give me good advise and i am ready to buy anything. I will get a home drug test again today and see how its gonna come. But in recent 5 days i have been pissing alot. i started taking golden seal and water pills yesterday. I want this job dont want to fail the test.

Thanks guys

[TheDefiler]

Some people have all the luck and can eat whatever they want and be skinny. Unfortunately i got the body type that is really efficient and stores everything that isnt used. i got big as a teenager and haven't been able to lower it since. haven't really tried to hard but when i was working out regularly I dropped 25 lbs in 2 months. Its all in the genetics.

[michealunt]

Ok guys. So here i am again. I did'nt believe the take home drug test from walgreens yesterday. I bought another one today. I just drink one bottle of water in 10 hours and pissed like 3 or 4 times. after getting off from work i thought to buy one more takehome drug test. So after eating my dinner at 6:25 i pissed and then at 7:30 i took my drug test again.

I filled the cup with my urine till approximately 35ml. waited 10 min and then results ready. i looked at the book and it says for a negative result you should see 2 pink lines. One in C and another one in T. for positive only one line is seen in C.

So i read my results and i have 2 lines again One dark rose pink in C and one fainted pink in T.

So now please tell me what do you all suggest. are these test pretty accurate? am i ok ? i had to take the test i guess on thursday or may be this friday. do i need to drink or eat anything or i will be just fine.

Fakeboobs i will be waiting for your reply very anxiously sionce you are the king :--). Thanks for all your help. I need this job bad :--(. i told you guys about my diet also.:mad:

[michealunt]

Oh yea one more thing

Height: 5'10
weight: i think 140
used to smoke half a blunt every day for 2 years but quit everything last yeaqr starting from Marh 2006. March 2006 - November 2006 Never smoked. In Novemeber smoked for one whole month. Half a blunt a day( Cheap boy here). then quit for 6 months. then smoked again the whole month of august(half a blunt every night) and then quit again on september 13th - september 29th. on 29th i smoked one blunt and on 30th i smoked half a blunt which was sunday(30). after that no useage of drugs or anything. i dont exercise at all. I am a lazy boy loves to ride in my car even if its one block away.

[killerweed420]

It looks like you may be OK. Even if you are always do the dillution anyways.
Drink water and preferrably gatorade the morning of the test.
Piss a couple times before the test.
Take your midstream piss.

Do those things on top of what you've already done and you should pass.The only 100% way to pass is to sub.

[michealunt]

Thanks for your response killerweed. What is this sub? can i buy it locally or do i have to buy off internet, cause if i do then no chance its too late for me. If i can buy it locally i can buy it tomorrow.

[killerweed420]

Quickfix is the most popular synthetic urine I think but there are others. If you don't have a smoke shop close try a health food store.

[michealunt]

Ok thanks again killerweed. as soon as you said that i went to the nearest store who sell all this kind of stuff. well the clerk told me if walgreens test came negative then i should be ok. But he said if you are too worried or dont believe in it then try this

XTRA HERBAL CLEAN(tropical punch flavour).

Take it 2 hours before the test. After drinking piss 5 times and make sure do not eat any fast food or fried chicken. He said its guaranteed. So now my question is am i really frustrated too much? or now i should be ok. ? I hope you can understand i really need this job. That bottle cost me damn $60 + 3 take home drug test ($50) $110 for just smoking 2 blunts after 3 weeks wait. I wish i could have waited more. :(

[killerweed420]

The detox is not 100% and I imagine they don't really "guarantee" it 100% with a full refund.If you can't find any quickfix then I would go with what you're doing now.Do the normal dillution and I would be reasonably sure you're going to pass. I think the money for the detox kit would just be pissed away(pardon the pun) because it basically wants you to do the same thing you are going to do anyway. Whick drink some fluids in the morning,piss a few times and take your midstream piss, so you would never know whether the detox worked or whether it was the dillution that worked.

A word to the wise. Be prepared next time.And there more than likely will be, and pick your self up some synthetic urine.

[iwasafork]

Not the best advice right there, especially in this case.

Definitely the best advice. This kid has no need to worry about passing a drug test. I spent 3 years needing to pass regular urine screens as a term of my probation; drug tests are ridiculously overrated.

[jeffman]

Definitely the best advice. This kid has no need to worry about passing a drug test. I spent 3 years needing to pass regular urine screens as a term of my probation; drug tests are ridiculously overrated.

iwasafork, How can You give this advice if You live in Australia.

michealunt, If Your in the USA this is the last Guys advice You want to take....He's not even in this country. You going to take Your drug test advice from a Person with 3 posts in Australia? Listen too FBR.

[Friend Indeed]

Hey Michealunt -
Did you do the drug screen yet? I am in a similar situation. I took mine Wed 10/10.
I passed the Walgreen's home drug test & I am just waiting on word from my potential employer. The very kind participants in this forum have reassured me that I should be
a-okay. Let me know how your's turns out, ok? Misery loves company, right?
:giggity:

[Friend Indeed]

Hello...............Michealunt.......are you out there?
We are all on pins & needles waiting for your upadate on your drug test.
Hello?

[killerweed420]

He just milked us for advice and left us hanging. I fell like a used up hooker.lol

[Imazir]

Hey guys,

I think that michealunt is diabetic and I hope I am wrong. He is pees to much, always hungry very skinny and these are the preliminary symptoms. He'll go through his drug test for sure but he rather get a urine test for sugar and acetone and go to see a physician.

Best to you

[Friend Indeed]

Hey guys,

I think that michealunt is diabetic and I hope I am wrong. He is pees to much, always hungry very skinny and these are the preliminary symptoms. He'll go through his drug test for sure but he rather get a urine test for sugar and acetone and go to see a physician.

Best to you


You might just be right.

:glugglug:

[Friend Indeed]

He just milked us for advice and left us hanging. I fell like a used up hooker.lol


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[michealunt]

lol sorry guys. Actualy my employer called me last friday and told me that they hired someone else for the position. So i got upset and started smoking weed after 3 weeks. Saturday i smoked 1, sunday 1 and monday 2 till now she calls me and tell me that they might hire me for other position :--(

I am in a fucked up situation right now. what if she calls me tomorrow and asked me to take the drug test what am i going to do?.

I am ready to buy anything right now please advise now i am in more fucked up situation.

[killerweed420]

Just pick up some synthetic urine.

[michealunt]

so there is no other solution rather than picking up the synthetic urine? I dont know if i will be able to do that. No Other way? i dont want to get caught.. she did'nt call me today but hopefully she will call me tomorrow and i will come to know when to take the drug test. I am sure it is going to be on friday or may be Monday.

What can i do if its on Monday?

What can i do it its on friday?

I started drinking water. 2 ltr every day. I have started taking water pills and golden seal also. I have started drinking tea atleast 2 times in a day. I have detox plus fruit punch drink Xtra clean also. I am hoping to take that 4 hrs before the test. Once the bottle is empty fill it up again and drink and then piss 5 times before taking the test. It lasts for 5 hours.

I am planning to do all this stuff. Is this enough?. 3 weeks of no smoking and then smoked atleast 4 blunts(Frustrated) from Monday - Wednesday. What a freakin story. First they call me they gave the position to someone else. and then she calls me again today telling me that they might be able to offer me a different position but she have to discuss with her VP. if not today then tomorrow i will come to know and then may be friday or monday i have to test. Please advise.

[killerweed420]

Have you been using the home test strips? What do they say?

[michealunt]

TThanks for your reply killer. Well i was sure that i am going to test positive. Like i said today i smoked half of a blunt in the afternoon when that lady called me and told me the story.

So i started drinking water and eating them pills but have not tried the detoxify drink(Xtra clean). Without that i tested positive. Hopoefully i will come to know tomorrow for sure when am i going to take the test.

I will keep you updated. Your responses are great. i have been using the dilution method. Ate one water pill, one golden seal, drink a cup of tea and 2 1ltr water bottle finished. i am close to 150 or 160. ate some red meat also.