Naming Your Bong

[mjbennett06]

What Have You Guys Or Girls, Named Your Bong, Or Bongs, Mine Is Named BLUE EYES. Its A Cool Name I Think

[Brown Bomber]

my pipe is named Hubert and my friends bong is named the Norse Winter Cold

[TheGreenBuddy]

Mine is named James Bong

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

big daddy zumo

[4gan2ja0]

citrus cause its a big orange mofo

[insertwittyusername]

my friends is red rocket and the one i had to sell was aquifina

[Metaphor]

My bongs name is the batman bong but most of the time i just call it the bong
ive named mad shit over the years tho. Quicksand, Daffodil, and Posideon are what i can remember now. GOD DAMN I MISS POSIDEON

[yoda]

i am using the force as we speak :smokin:

[DaBudhaStank]

Well lets see, only bong i got is a mini so i call him Little Guy. but dont forget bowls man! i have a nice wizard bowl named (obviously) gandalf, lol. And then there was the Amoeba bowl....ah, memories.

[Hilder420]

my bongs name is Margherita.. rita for short.. her original name was Rita Isalamp because one time i had it out on my end table when my mom came over and i turned the bowl toward the wall and put a lamp shade on it.. couldnt tell it was a bong! but yeah i renamed her Margherita cuz its pretty.. like her. theres a thread in the lounge with pics of her..

[savagehenry]

got a clear blue 3 footer that we call belushi. also have a vape called the professor, pipes named easy rider and martha washington (she's a hip, hip lady), and a hookah named night moves. whenever me and my roommate get a new piece we christen it by smoking an 8th and coming up with a name. gotta love stoner rituals

[smokedaddy]

My bong's name is Billy , my friend's call him Mike , cause he hits like Tyson !!!!! :D Smokedaddy :rastasmoke:

[Struck420]

ive always wanted to name my bowl but im not very creative hell i have a cat i havent named after a year haha

[GrummieBear]

i named my bowl true blue i named it while looking up at the sky while smoking the sky was so blue at the time

[WeedyBoyWonder]

Gandalf, is the name for BUZz's and my bong we jointly invested in.
I've got 2 others (A acrylic Basil Bush one, and a Glass Bush Buzz-ARD bong) which are un-named.

[Reefer Rogue]

I name all my glass pieces. At the moment I only use my bubbler: Thomas Jefferson

[maryjaNe_]

bongs name is mj . :)

[iStaaHi]

name of mine is octopussy cuz its big orange and has 3 octopusses on it

[OriginalNlogax]

Aquaman! Just sounds like an awesome name for a blue bong :stoned:

[Earthy Dank]

bong's name is bong... not very creative but... i like it..

[iceiiw]

my bong's name is the green monster only cause we got baked as hell and it is green and swirly and what not

[Giro2007]

I've had many over the years, the rocket, boris, quasimodo, snowman, the wee man, I havnt named my most recent one yet

[ATrain]

I've got Kingston and my big boy Satchmo :bonghit:

[JDMBoy420]

my clear glass on glass bong is Abigail ! aka Abi .. lol for some reason it just goes wit her.. lol and i would feel funny putting my mouth on a bong named after a man.haha..:stoned:

[RastaKidd420]

i do now...... sunshine.. mmmm

[thecreator]

i do now...... sunshine.. mmmm

Thats my pieces name
I wouldn't name mine IDK I don't think of it like that but I do treat my pieces like children. Keeping them clean and well fed.

[Robin_Goodfellow]

i have two glass pieces that i have names for.

my small pipe was my first pipe, named R. Eefer (pronounced R period Eefer) aka: Mr. Eefer everytime i say his name i think of keifer sutherland. it has a huge bowl though, has enough room to accomodate a large group of people.

my second is my bubbler i got while i was spending time in canada, i picked it up at mark emery's shop in vancouver. its name is "Mr. Shakes" or Dr. Shakey.

[Dren]

big bong is named Lolita, my little bub doesn't have a name because I've never found anything I like for it. Gandalf the Green is my primary pipe, Sprite is my little pocket glass piece and both the grav bong and metal travel pipe are nameless.

[kman]

mine captain planet cuz its got green and blue swirls, looks like a world, and send u to a whooooole nother planet

[Reefer Rogue]

I like marijuana man's named piece: The holy chalice.

When I buy a new bong one day i'll name it Peter Tosh out of the utmost respect.

[TeamShed]

I don't own a bong of my own. I do have part ownership in a 3ft. bong that we named Green Dragon, as it is green and resembles my friends bong which is named Red Dragon.

[TeamShed]

Oh, and not to be a threadjacker, but I need help naming my new bubbler, so if anyone has any ideas, this is the thread. http://boards.cannabis.com/recreational/136675-any-ideas-name-my-new-bubbler.html#post1676705

[Spiggums]

My pieces names are Herbert The Hookah, Dr. Feelgood, and The One Hit Wonder dont even try to steal my names or i will drop kick you in the teeth.

[bumclot]

Mine is named James Bong
lol that's one of my friends names.

[DiZASTiX]

General Bloodbath McGrath...The General for short.

[Drag187]

Dr. Zhivago

[Alejo]

My pipe is Peach Fuzz.

[jfoster]

my bong's name is dirty harry because the first time i ripped it and it was gnarly(got it from a friend) and i got resin on my teeth.Isopropyl and a diffuser downstem fixed that right up though

[BL4CKZ1LLA]

I had a Bong and an inside out piece that me and my friends bought together. We named them Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. Hahaha I laugh everytime I say it. They both broke in the same weekend because we dropped them during a smoking session :(

[purplekush989]

my old glass bowl that was confiscated by the police was called Calypso.

Never owned a bong (blunts, blunts)


I wish I could name by other pipe that I just got Wesley Pipes, but I fell like I'd be ripping off Half Baked.

[scagster]

In my experience, naming a piece usually warrants its death. I haven't lost one yet that I haven't named.

[68eric86]

I named mine Mr. Bubbles.

[Kokujin X]

I dont usually name my peices, all... 6 of my pipes have been lost or broken by my brother :wtf: and I just got a pretty damn good bong but somehow the bowl broke. It was a glass on glass bowl, and easy to replace so I bought a new one. Then when I go get the bong outta my room, I put it down on the floor outside and hear a quite snap sound. And there went my bong, bottom of it shattered when I put it down :S

I then was pretty pissed off I just bought this bowl so I took the stem out and used a water bottle as a base, lol. It looked rediculous but w/e. Then I wanted to see if I had any resin left in the new bowl I bought (I was out of weed) and as I walked out my back yard door, the bowl launches out of my left hand and smashes into a billion peices on the cement.

I wish I could keep a bong, or any glass peice long enough to name it :stoned:

[Hempathetic]

i have a swirley green bong as well, we named it "the green goblin" but we mostly just call it "the goblin" idk. my bf likes comics.

[Omnirok]

ZaZemia

Because thats what came out after I first hit it

I was trying to say "damn thats good shit" but it came out "ZaZemia"

Pronounced Za-Zemia

[icedogs]

Metal pipe that looks like a flashlight: Oscar II
Glass pipe with several "grips": Oscar III
Glass pipe that is a fish: Nemo (my friend has a turtle pipe whose name is crush. bonus points to those who get the reference)
Glass pipe that is orange with blue and red grips and choke respectively: orangina
Blue pipe with trippy white shit: baby blue (temporary name)
Small wooden pipe: Watson (best friend has a larger one and we named that one Sherlock)

my buddy had a bronze pipe named LaBronze James.

[blazed_babe]

my bong is named rainbow brite, because she's many different colors - dark purple on the bottom, goes into light purple then into pink then into orange then into yellow then into green.

i name all of my pieces - i have 4 glass pieces (cartman, kelso, penny lane, geppeddo), 1 stone piece (ophelia), and then rainbow brite :)

[TeamShed]

My group of buddies has:

Aqualung- My personal piece, a single blown blue bubbler with a really big pack
Leonidas- A yellow bowl that has lived through multiple drops.
Red Dragon- A 1 1/2 foot red ceramic bong with red and white swirls
Green Dragon- A 3 foot bong with extra thick walls and glow in the dark paint.
Pudding Bowl- a Bowl that looks like it's made of pudding

and I think thats it.

[pass_the_dubbie]

Still havent named my bong yet.. :hippy:
My latest pipe is named Puff(the magic dragon)
My hookah is named Mysterious Misty

[lildicedan]

i named mine...are you ready for it... i named it.... THE ATOMIC BONG!

[larme113]

i named my bong Jebediah

[dankus maximus]

i named my 15" diffused glass bubblebottom jerimiah(sounds liek jebidiah?^), cause it has a frog(with a sivler fumed ass) on the neck. check my avatar!

[brainface]

My bong is named Tammy after my friend's hot Mom lol. We even decorated it with a "Hello My Name Is" sticker and a "#1 Mom Sticker".

[laurnerox1]

I have 1 little pipe named The Midget Maker, 2 medium pipes named The Baboon, and Tigger's Blue Balls... (lol dont ask), And a 2 ft bong named The Toy.
And I love them all :)

[Mr. Glover]

I named mine Hades. And the reason is, you can read here. The Hades Bong Concept. (http://boards.cannabis.com/recreational/137875-so-we-must-have-been-really-high.html)

[moui_woui]

My bubblers name is dnak dave b/c my cousin dave gave it to me and he allways has dank herb therefourth causeing the bubblers name to be dank dave.

Srry i'am so baked right now.

[fallenangel14]

when i still had my bong his name was BLOTTO, cause when you were done with him, thats exactly what you were BLOTTO:jointsmile:

[Enemy of Real1ty]

lovely looking clear bong, with a flame decal along the bottom, and a tri twist runing up the tube. First time I broker her in the name came to me, Blazing Saddles.