Beware of BAD smokers.

[ChickenHuntin]

Last night I smoked with two people I know and about 5 others that I don't know. I went there with a 20 sack (big mistake, don't have more weed than anyone else that is putting in.) One dude keeps saying "where's the weed at? someone pack somethin" over and over. He didn't even bring any weed, but he thought cuz be brought his piece we owed him a few bowls or somethin. I had my papers, I didn't need a bowl, bowls are gay anyway. So when someone does give him weed, he takes the whole fuckin' nug and jams it into the bowl. We were all smoking like a 2 centimeter stem. "There's a huge ass stem in there, but I don't care, I'm lazy." So, when that was almost done, I put my powdered weed in the bowl, and everyone was so amazed because it didn't have to be relit. I haven't had to relight a bowl since the third time i smoked weed. Also, when I went to put my stuff ontop of the ashes from the stem we smoked, he thought I was trying to skip like three people and was gettin' all loud and shit. The point is, beware of people like this. Greedy-ass scavengers who think that just because there's weed around, they get to smoke some of it. If you don't have money, then I guess you just don't smoke. I'm happy sharing my weed with my friends when they're dry, but I don't even know this motherfucker, he's not gonna be around to give me any weed when I'm dry, right? (Sorry, if this seems like bad weed etiquite to anyone.) It was worth the loss of weed to learn to not smoke with that many people that I don't know, to bring small amounts of weed with me and plus he kept talkin' shit about me holdin' on to his lighter and when I looked in my pocket when we left, I had it. I bet he was talkin' shit about me for hours after we left because of that shit.

"We're leavin' now, peace."
"Oh, smokin' and leavin'?"
"Yeah, my weed, motherfucker."

[poorman3]

live and learn dude thats it! give me your skin and i`ll come back again.

[Buck268]

ahhh, they're everywhere man... Just gotta do what needs done sometimes, even if that does involve pissing somebody off. But I mean fuck it man, I ain't paying out of my pocket to get every lazy unemployed scav. stoned. Fuck them!! I don't scav. and I don't help out scav's... Though I'm always willing to barter...

[thcbongman]

That dude deserves to get his face smashed in. Reminds me of someone I know.

[dylan]

next time someone keeps asking "wheres the weed at" inform them who sells it, and tell them to go buy some if they want to smoke so bad.

[ChickenHuntin]

You don't need weed to survive, so I do not have to give your scavenger-ass any. I wonder if scavengers realize they are. The only scavenger I like is Snoop Dogg. The way he just rises up outta nowhere when he smells weed. If someone could manage to do that when I was smoking, I'd let em. (Sorry to those of you who haven't seen half baked.)

[wardrobe grower 78]

id have grabbed my weed and papers and fuck off outta there,cheeky scavegin fuckers

[kyle]

yeah dude i know people like that, but there not smoking with me nemore, and i always have to supply almost 5 people,, me and another friend, they never buy but always there to smoke, so i just got a 20 yesterday and i smoked a lil bowl to sample it and its good so tomorrow on my day off wen my rents are at work, ima smoke all day, just to spite everybody else, cuz this is one socre no one finding out about, just do that sometimes, besides smoking alone i fine neway is better, i can light some incesne and listen to muisc and trip man

[NowhereMan]

at my age i will just say ive met a million like that
they never have any,yet always had some killer yesterday that they never bothered to smoke one with you but alwasy tells ya how high they was then
they drool over your bag and stick to you like glue if you let them they will smoke you out and tell everyone how they got so high the next day,as if they bought it or grew it
they are parasites
i write them off as idiots and will in fact ask them str8 out,if they say roll one
'what the fuck you smoking?"? where yours i rolled the last ones,
or
when did you last roll one for anyone but yourself?

shit has changed so much
used to be it was the thing to do would be to get your bro's high
now it seems everyone wants to smoke your and keep thiers for home
sad days to me,or maybe im just to old to get this new scavenger infection that the potsmokers has contracted thru exposure
i say run them fuckers off and have a good party with only those who like to share and enjoy a buzz and have a good time instead of anyone who is just there cuase they want fill themself with your smoke
live and learn,lessons always cost ya ,
i assume you have learned,
smoke on,

[slipnslide087]

"oh, youve got weed too????"

[Syrus]

Yer you have to look out for people like that. All of my friends sem to have a mutial agrement where we will share with someone who doesent have weed cos we know they will do the same if were out.

[koshea]

that was the story of my last friday night...except the kids piece SUCKED ASS

[Bman719]

yeah.... i can relate with ya man... first time i went with my friend to someones house i brought a lot of weed with, and the greedy bastards kept saying pack it pack it and it was gone by the end of the night.... that's why i only carry 2 bowls or so with me to a party now... and i get myself with my friends in a secluded area so the greedy bastards don't get their hands on any of my weed.

[capitalism killz]

people like that just piss me off. i had a mate who's girlfriend did that to him one time, and it fucking pissed him off so bad that he hasn't even talked to her since.
just smoke with people you trust and treat others like you like to be treated.

oh and next time you see that ass-hole kick him hard for me.

[Hektik]

I don't really smoke anyone out who don't smoke me out... nothin like havin friends though to get you all baked on that day when you ain't got shiznit.

[az666]

i hate people like that....when i was livin in a flat one of my mates lived downstairs and he would come round, skin up, and smoke it all to himself.
i dont like that its way less fun if you are the only stoned person.
i like a room full of stoned fools...lmfao
but you are completly true its not cool use up all ur weed on ever one else cause then when you got those quiets moments when you wanna sit back and chill out...you just cant :(.......it sucks.....

[Mello.as.Hello]

I know alot of people like that... not much you can do but avoid them.

I dunno.. I guess I grew up around too many old hippies. Around my place, I always share. No matter what. If some guy's a dick, I trust my friends to kick him out of the circle eventually, but I'll still share..

I just won't invite him next time. I like to think weed karma will bring it back to me.. ;)

[KennabisCranium]

say sumthin about his mother

[Epic]

Choke him to death with the weed he is bitching for.

[GHoSToKeR]

yea, shit pisses me off, too

theres one thing i hate more though.. when youre smoking with a few people, and youve all got weed, so youre all rolling jointsand passing them around, but then one person ALWAYS rolls a joint and smokes it to himself. Like, we're all passes around our weed without a second thought, and this motherfucker is smoking it, and then he rolls a joint or whatever and smokes it all himself without passin it round? or when you pass a joint to someone, they smoke like %90 of it, and then pass the roach on.. fucking assholes.

with me and most of my mates, whoever rolls the joints sparks the joint, then you pass it around, right? then theres these couple of assholes i know that are like "hey, man, can i roll a joint?", im like "sure, go ahead...", thinking theyre bein stupid and wanna roll a joint with their own weed, then theyre like "pass me ur weed then dude..", like what the fuck? they think that if they ask people if they can roll them a joint then theyll get a free smoke.. fuck off and buy your own weed, smoke your own weed, and if sumn gets passed to you youre lucky you scrounging piece of shit

/rant off

lol man i love bein stoned :d

[Dreadmantic]

Yea I have a bum in my life too. It's like I smoke him up for weeks and then one time I'm out and he smokes me up so I owe him forever or some shit. I hate that. I feel like smoking it all in front of them MWAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Omun]

I don't like sacavengers either. remindes me of this one night we had 9 smokers in the house and my friend asks "who's got weed to throw down on some blunts?" everybody except one kid i didnt know raised their hands. We ended up smoking 3 blunts but it was all good since he wasn't annoying or loud or anything like that. So i didnt really get too upset. plus we had 8 people all throw down a half eigth each so the pot was plentiful.

[Syrus]

people who expect everything without giving, or who keep tabs on what they give away really dont understand the idea of the drug culture and (in my opnion) should not be taking these drugs.

[GooseBear]

I relate to you all too. I have had this kid be like yeah I have some weed lets go smoke it. So we get to a spot that is secluded and he pulls out a small amount of dry as the desert weed that is shitty and is like "do you have any" he fills MY pipe with HIS sucky weed and smokes it all to himself. Then him and his friend ask me to pack MY pipe with MY WEED and I was like okay maybe this was a farse so I pack it and being the "way" I give the people I'm smoking with the greens........little did I know they wanted the greens and the next hit and the next hit. I was driving the kids car...I shoulda crashed it and then ran away he didn't know who I was but....I drove it back parked got out and left there sorry stoned asses in the car.....I dislike people who think that they have good weed but your is so much better and they know it so that is how they sucker you in......ugggg

[slipnslide087]

what about the kids who blow the weed out of the bowl into the wind or on the ground or in your car or wahtever, bc they start coughin before they even get their fucking mouth off the bowl. that hasnt happened to me for a while, but that shit pisses me off.

[NowhereMan]

say sumthin about his mother

na ya dont want go that far,lol
but ya do what say
"hey listen its mine ,i smoke it how and with who i like"


if you need to say it
you will know when

right after the fucker walks up and says "who's gonna get me high"?

[BOgart.bitch]

we call those people mooches, and mooches are NEVER a good thing.

[Encatuse]

"Back off man, I ain't even hit this shit yet."

[BUZz UK]

ok, my tip is if someone is being a scav, stitch them up. get them so stoned that they don't know what day of the week it is, and then do whatever you think is fitting (get them lost somewhere, piss on them, make them drink vinegar, that kind of thing).

[Rarrr]

You shuldv smoked the whole bowl and not offered the fuck any. Blowing it in his face wuld b good for humour as well. I really cant stand ppl who bum weed. Im a generous person who will offer any1 a cone but when they continually ask me for more and more weed it gives me the shits especially when they criticise you! You shuldv packed him Nutmeg. Oh wait that'd b a good waste of Nutmeg...

[Kid Dynamite]

round here we call them "fuck off mate"

[slipnslide087]

i call them that too, and im in the US

[anycraic]

yeah i know a really annoying bastard who hassles for the joint the second he passes it, and never has any smoke himself.
these days we dont light up if hes around even when we got some because its not right

[AbbaZabba]

I have the same problem with that to dude. I usually have to get away from the party with a couple friends to smoke a j. If not, theres like 5 other dude flying into the weed circle.

[ScarlettCrush]

I'm very generous with my smoke, but yeah I know what your talking about. I hate getting down to the crumbs in the bottom of my baggie and hearing my friends say..."uhm...I don't know anyone to buy from just now"
suck!

I always direct new smokers and asshat's with poor circle ettiquette to www.smokingwithstyle.com

[Rarrr]

That site is crazy! The mouse moving on its own scared the shit out of me!