ANY1 SEEN HIM?????

[robert42]

Enfield Police say a man suffering from mental illness broke out of a secure medical facility in Enfield and may be back in Edmotnon. 18-year-old Robert Jesus Moses Hartall recently escaped from the North Middlesex Secure Medical Facility dressed as a Emu.

In 1998, Hartall was charged with Public Distubance for the Singing the Songs of Praise volume 1 - 4 outside various Goverment owned buildings. In 2000 Hartall was found naked tied to a flag pole preaching the words of Ronald Mc Donald. After he was missing for more than a year, he was found dressed as Mickey Mouse with a gun and a bag of money which is suspected to be stolen from Toys 'r' us near a Chesunt golf course in 2002. Hartall pleaded mental insanity, and was sent to the mental facility for treatment.

Police fear he may be a threat because he has threatened various Disney Characters and investigators involved in his case. Hart is a white male, 5' 7" tall and weighs about 150 pounds. He is also known to use Forums to spread his Mickey Mouse hate.

He is considered dangerous. Anyone with any information on Hart's whereabouts should call Edmonton Police at 0209 888 7880 and ask for Sgt Softarse.

[robert42]

He sounds like a crazy fucker lol

PLEASE DONT GRASS ME LOL

[poorman3]

wheres yosimity sam when you need him? lol.

[daZenfmeister]

Lol that was the craziest thing ive read in a while, fucking percocet is trippin me out.

[az666]

lmfao :)

[IthoughtIknewitall]

What are a fuckin concerned citizen or something? Let the crazies live

[hardon]

sgt softarse??? thats got to be a joke. damn what a cool last name.

[capitalism killz]

i want to meet this guy... lmfao.

[Hektik]

lol we all fear that guy *hides his mickey mouse collectables :p*

[Epic]

ITS ME, SUCKERS!

/h8 mickey mouse

[Darkneon420]

Lmao! Omg....he sounds pretty crazy but i really got a kick outa that sargents name! SOFTARSE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh yeah and as for someone thats lived in Connecticut half her life it doesent suprise me how anyone could not go nutz!!! :D :rolleyes:

[IntrepidS]

If I found him I wouldn't call no fucking police.

[Looker]

Enfield Police say a man suffering from mental illness broke out of a secure medical facility in Enfield and may be back in Edmotnon. 18-year-old Robert Jesus Moses Hartall recently escaped from the North Middlesex Secure Medical Facility dressed as a Emu.

In 1998, Hartall was charged with Public Distubance for the Singing the Songs of Praise volume 1 - 4 outside various Goverment owned buildings. In 2000 Hartall was found naked tied to a flag pole preaching the words of Ronald Mc Donald. After he was missing for more than a year, he was found dressed as Mickey Mouse with a gun and a bag of money which is suspected to be stolen from Toys 'r' us near a Chesunt golf course in 2002. Hartall pleaded mental insanity, and was sent to the mental facility for treatment.

Police fear he may be a threat because he has threatened various Disney Characters and investigators involved in his case. Hart is a white male, 5' 7" tall and weighs about 150 pounds. He is also known to use Forums to spread his Mickey Mouse hate.

He is considered dangerous. Anyone with any information on Hart's whereabouts should call Edmonton Police at 0209 888 7880 and ask for Sgt Softarse.
JESUS APPROVES

[robert42]

lol wow u guys beleived it i typed it up and used my name lol it was a joke its not real its me lol

[Rarrr]

Every1 share a jay with the guy! wat a champ!

[robert42]

wow maybe i do deserve lethal injection

[GHoSToKeR]

wow.... =S

[thewooman]

lol we all fear that guy *hides his mickey mouse collectables :p*

LOL!

[poorman3]

wow maybe i do deserve lethal injection

you desevre more than that! but i`m just a poorman.

[ShamanicHippy]

dude I think you should call crime stoppers. not us man. I would ask him if he wanted a doobie dude

[Looker]

dressed as "an" emu..... :D

[anycraic]

"an emu dressed as a human broke out of san diego zoo and went on a killing spree with mcauley culkin, in what is believed to be a protest against worker's conditions in china"
said CNN this morning