Have you ever been so stoned

[tuete]

that your mouth feels like its full of shoelaces?

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

nope cant said I do

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

[Silent Wolf]

You mean like cotton mouth?. If so, then yes.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, last Fall, I was sitting Indian-style on my living room floor, facing the television, with my back to a thick, glass table that my brother had just given me.

I took a hit of my steamroller, said to myself, "Whoa, this is good stuff!", let myself fall back, and, hit my head on the newly-placed table. After a shower, my ex-girlfriend left work to bring me to the Emergency Room, where they stapled my head shut.

[geonagual]

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

[Jah420]

I have, however, been so stoned that I woke up on top of a supermarket at night

On top of a supermarket lmfao :jointsmile:

[Reefer Rogue]

I probably have, just not worded the same way.

[TheDefiler]

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

i was so stoned i was at a b-day party and when the cake came i was like who's birthday day is it but i forgot it was mine.

[LaZ]

I got so stoned... wait I can't remember right now.

[Metaphor]

one time i got so stoned my mouth was MADE of shoelaces.

[robo scat]

Sometimes when I get extremely high I can feel all the air bubbles that form in my saliva under my tongue. It's pretty weird.

[Man Beast]

Weirdest for me was when I could feel the cords in my eye sockets or when I could feel each individual column in my back as I moved.

Bubbles under the tongue sound pretty cool.

[mfqr]

When I hear remanant sounds of something, like a jet passing by, that last for quite awhile. Then I "notice" them like a half an hour later, and they go away, to be replaced by yet another sound from something that drags on in the background for abnormal amounts of time.

When I thought that my tongue was moving around rapidly in my mouth in circles - really weird.

When it seemed as though the veins in my eyes were popping out of my eyes in a V-shape. Really weird as well.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I've been so stoned it felt like I was curled on a pile of electric when I was trying to get to sleep.

[melodious fellow]

one time i got so stoned that i couldn't tell the difference between whether i was talking out loud or just thinking in my head... so i went around asking people "did i just say that out loud or was i just thinking it?"

[LargeToker37]

I was at this little get together one time and I got so damn high that I thought it would be funny to go up to someone and pee on them. Turns out that once I had my johnson flopping out of my pants, standing in front of the dude I was gonna pee on, I lost my nerve to pee. Man I was fucked up.

[420_24/7]

i was once so stoned that i ate a bunch of shoelaces

thats not true, but it would be a fun story

[Nyghtfire0]

one time i was so stoned that i was convinced i was wearing rollerskates but didnt know how they got there, and i knew my sober friends wouldnt believe me, i was like" i understand you arent going t believe me, but instead of feet, i have roller skates" until i tried to get up and skate anyhow and realized i was just wearing my feet

wait dude you were wearing your feet????

meh i've been so stoned i lost the weed (that was terrible) it was sitting in the tree i was smoking under i put it there to toke and forgot found it eventually tho.

[budha420]

iv had the "i was so stoned my tounge felt like it was moving in circles" and the "When I hear remanant sounds of something, like a jet passing by, that last for quite awhile. Then I "notice" them like a half an hour later, and they go away, to be replaced by yet another sound from something that drags on in the background for abnormal amounts of time."

and also when i was really,really,really high like one of the first times i smoked i got mad hungry but ddint want to get up and i was complaining to everybody how hungry i was and then i had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my lap....i thought it was amazing till i remebered i made it earlier becuase i was hungry

[thNk.m0rbid]

i was once so stoned that when i was in the woods taking gravities i seen my middle name in the trees, twitching..

[LuckyG]

Two days ago I was so stoned that in order to swallow my noodle soup I had to consciously work each individual part of my throat. I also forgot how to burp for a bit, which was a little scary.

[420_24/7]

Two days ago I was so stoned that in order to swallow my noodle soup I had to consciously work each individual part of my throat. I also forgot how to burp for a bit, which was a little scary.

that kinda thing happens to me, i think i understand how everything in the back of my throat works by now...
lol:thumbsup:

[four_two_zero]

I have been so stoned, my feet felt so heavy. could barely walk properly.

[omar_jj]

I was studying math once when one of my roommates decided role a fat one. cant remember what it was but I just learned that algebra and weed is not a good combination. I ended up seing myself in the room from a bird perspective. fkup.

[FluidS]

I once was so stoned I ate a whole package of crackers with nothing to drink

you sir are a bad ass!


I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

i hate that.

once i was so stoned that i was walking around in my friends driveway at night saying "i can touch the stars with my toesies" and walking like a fuckin nazi all straight legged and shit. that's what my "friends" told me at least. i think i was drunk cause i woke up at the crack of dawn when the sun light hit my face (i was laying on the concrete) with a bunch of bug bites on me and puke everywhere. i stopped hanging out with that crowd cause no one cared enough to help me out. sort of a bummer but watchagondo...

[spongebobsmokepants]

I was once so stoned that I kept seeing claymation steam tootles singing and dancing in various color schemes

[extramadchicken]

one time i was so stoned that it took me 5 min to sit down on the couch
everytime i would try to sit down i would sit on the edge and fall off.

[Megaz]

One time I was so stoned... it was just a bad trip. If I opened my eyes I would fall over so I had to keep my head down and my eyes closed. I ended up throwing up outside the gas station before I got in because I was so confused. It was a very bad trip but I could feel how fucking stoned I was.

[Struck420]

ive had alot of this happen to me but instead of shoelaces in my mouth i had hair in it (i have hair which goes down to the middle of my back but i am getting it cut this weekend :thumbsup:)

[Bubbleman]

ive been so stoned Ive had to make myself breathe.
probably was in my head but it was still freaky.

[weedmant]

i have had a bad trip from being so stoned. i was laying down in my bed and i thought i had only half of a head (i was laying on my side) and i thought i was dying. I was also having hallucinations....i could think about anything and it would "appear". haven't smoked that much weed since then.

[Urnik]

i once was quite stoned, i had a 8th on me and i was walking to meet a friend when i checked my pockets and could not find my bud, i backtracked my steps for 15 minutes before i realised id hidden it in my shoe :mad::rasta:

[DaBudhaStank]

Once I smoked a couple bowls out of my mini bong after my parents had left for most of the night. I kept hearing noises downstairs that I coulda SWORN were people. I was so high I was afraid to even leave my room for at least an hour and a half. Probably one of the worst highs of my life.

The first time I ever got stoned was off a gravity bong with my buddy, and I was so high that I almost laughed when his dad came home and came out on the back porch and busted us. Good times :rasta:

[Ifrit369]

Once I was so stoned that while I was reading, it took me literally 5 minutes to turn the page, because I just couldn't physically move.

[yokinazu]

i got spun at a concert once had to go out to my car and just sit in silence,i could hear static,kinda like a radio station thats between stations, in the air and the sound was making wonderful coloured paterns that i could taste. my whole body just tingled all over i sat for what seemed eternity quietly freaking.

[13Lack]

can't say that I have....

[snowblind]

sometimes wen im stoned and i eat doritos it feels like they are gettin bigger in my mouth adn no matter how much i chew they wont go away. till they either do or the bag is gone.

weird huh

lol

[myeyesarered]

Me and my friend were trying to make a pizza, so we spent 30 minutes trying to set the timer/temperature for the oven, but it never turned on. Finally, we noticed that the coils had been completely taken out. So we cooked it in the microwave, and it was nasty.

[dro22193]

ive been so stoned i have like a personal press conference in front of the mirror. debates etc. i feel so smart. then i realize ive been talking to myself for the past 30 min.
yea an sometimes my mouth get so dry nothing can help epecially when outdoors. licking my lips becomes a hard task truly sucks

[Stoner24]

I think i have you all beat i've been so stoned i've seen a ghost!a female one at that! peace=):jointsmile:

[Zannies]

uhh first time i blazed, i came in from outside with my friend and sat on the couch and clsoed my eyes...i thought my eyes were open and nothing was moving. i thought i was frozen in time. but then i opened my eyes.

[DAY-DREAMER-MAN]

one time i was so stoned :confused::stoned:

[Xx0ghandi0xX]

i was once so stoned that everything went black and white and everytime i would say something i wouldnt realize that it actually happened til like a minute after it happened.

[LuckyG]

The other day I was so stoned that I didn't notice I had peed on the floor beside the toilet while I was checking my watch. My roommate found it. By stepping in it. I apologized profusely, but it was still pretty funny.

[Chong Version 2.0]

I had to be carried to the car when leaving a friend's house. Ever tried making a pipe out of a banana leaf?

[allgame2323]

if u mean like cottonmouth then yea, otherwise nope

[ephlaxplaya21]

No, but when i smoke a certain shit.. it feels like i have no tongue or im swallowing my tongue, scared the hell out of me at first.

[ognickyk]

I was so stoned one time when i was watching tv that i thought i lost the remote and i looked for it for like 10 minutes and it was in my hand the whole time. SHIT WAS MESSED UP! lol!

lmao ive done that way too many times

[blooregard]

i was once so stoned that when i was in the woods taking gravities i seen my middle name in the trees, twitching..

wow that seems...odd well I got so stoned one time I watched the ring and for about three hours after that I saw that girl from the ring walking back and forth between the living room and the kitchen (walking back and forth in the game room) and since then I nearly stoped smoking

[takinglives41]

yeah i have, ive also been so stoned that my eyes were EXTREMELY dry. lke i felt lke my eyes were about to lke fall out. as if they were so old or w.e but the rest of my body was fine. i also been so stoned tht i couldnt stop my knees from shaking and another time i couldnt stop from moving my upper body in a circle. lmao good times

[DubSack13]

your on a roller coaster while your laying in bed