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ghosty

10-01-2007, 05:44 AM

LOL Purple Banana brought up how she had to go to the dentist tomorrow which sparked me and LaZ going off about how the dentist sucks... it's a little long but it's funny:D:wtf:

ghosty: i like fighting everything they stick in my mouth with my tounge and being like... "sorry cant help it, reflexes"
Purple Banana: Lol
LaZ: Cuase they like sword fight the picks with your teeth
Purple Banana: Im_going_to_bed
Purple Banana: Looooooong_day
LaZ: and its annoying as anything
LaZ: the metal
ghosty: g'night
LaZ: g night
ghosty: yeah i hate the sounds it makes scraping your teeth too
ghosty: its the worst
Purple Banana: Niight
Purple Banana has left.
ghosty: cause it resonats through your skull
ghosty: *resonates
ghosty: and you feel it too and its like "ahhh shit this sucks!!!!"
LaZ: And then spitting is supposed to get all the stuff out, but its stays in there and you don't want to swallow
HighWheeling has left.
ghosty: yeah
ghosty: fuck the dentist
ghosty: bastards
LaZ: And then they go at it some more with the picks
LaZ: stupid dentist
ghosty: and the flossing lady is like sawing that shit into your gums
ghosty: so they bleed anyway
ghosty: and youre all like damn i know how to do it
LaZ: Omg lol and she takes it out of your mouth and you like see blood on it
LaZ: And your like wtf
LaZ: lol
ghosty: i HATE that
LaZ: And they get all close to you too
LaZ: Get out of my freaking space bubble
ghosty: and youre just supposed to sit there staring at that bright ass light
LaZ: dentists
LaZ: And the chair
ghosty: everytime the guy moves out of your face it's like "aha your blind now you want me back dont you?"
LaZ: When it leans back you have to keep scooting yourself up and reagust
LaZ: And it takes forever
ghosty: lol we should post this convo in the board
ghosty: im laughing my ass off
LaZ: lmao yeah

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 05:46 AM

Nice. I'm actually going to the dentist tommorow. I have to get a cleaning and I have to set up an appointment to get my wisdom teeth cut out......I can't wait :(

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 05:47 AM

Oh, and Im going to school to become a dental assistant now

ScaryMissMary

10-01-2007, 05:50 AM

OOh wisdom teeth extractions, those are fun. Hah.. I had all four of them taken out at the same time, my cheeks swelled up like a chipmunk. I ate soup and ice cream for days. Apparently when I was waking up from "being under" I was singing yellow submarine. LOL

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 05:54 AM

^Really!? haha

Im actually really afraid of getting them out. Hows the pain? Like on a scale from 1-10

Its a Plant

10-01-2007, 05:54 AM

Yeah my wisdom teeth have literally been hurting like the dickens in my mouth for about a year now, but because of some insurance switch-over, I can't get them out until December of this year. LOL and tonight they actually started bleeding so I hope I can make it cuz they NEED to come out asap.

But back to the dentist, yes, I despise that place.

Sure, your teeth get all clean and stuff, but at the same time, it's usually both painful and unpleasant to sit there with some barf-breath dentist in my face. ~

Blitzed

10-01-2007, 05:55 AM

Oh, and Im going to school to become a dental assistant now

That sucks, mine are still in, I need to get those bastards out. The week not smoking will be tragic. But I guess my tolerance will be close to the level of a newborn baby.

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 05:58 AM

Yeah when the dentist took an xray it showed that all of my wisdom teeth are almost completely sideways and pushing under my teeth. So its causing crowding. And since Im getting invisiline braces (the ones that pop in and out) I have to get them out.

LaZ

10-01-2007, 06:09 AM

That sucks, mine are still in, I need to get those bastards out. The week not smoking will be tragic. But I guess my tolerance will be close to the level of a newborn baby.

I believe you quoted the wrong quote. lol she wasn't the one talking about wisdom teeth. Anyway yeah I got mine out when I was like 16. Wow you guys should get em' out before they start hurtin lol

(lmao I had typed "shart" but I realized it early, but just found the sentence funny)

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 06:13 AM

^Yeah I was talking about my wisdom teeth being taken out. In the post above the one he quoted

LaZ

10-01-2007, 06:18 AM

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 06:22 AM

Nice. I'm actually going to the dentist tommorow. I have to get a cleaning and I have to set up an appointment to get my wisdom teeth cut out......I can't wait :(

There. Not hard.

ScaryMissMary

10-01-2007, 06:26 AM

They put me to sleep for it (THANK GOD!) but when I woke up the pain was awful, I would say it was about a 8. Thankfully they gave me a niiiiiiiice prescription for some vicodin and I was all good after that. Just eat lots of soups, and apply cold compresses to keep the swelling down.

rebgirl420

10-01-2007, 06:30 AM

Awww fuck haha. Okay, thanks Nurse Mary

FakeBoobsRule

10-01-2007, 06:51 AM

Wow, I have had 3 dentists over the last few years and I have liked all of them. They have all been very good at everything and luckily I haven't had to have my wisdom teeth cut out. They only thing I have had other than cleanings was I had some broken filling fixed lately. But if I was nervous or whatever and I needed anything to take the edge off I could easily tell them or ask for it. If you need it don't hesitate to ask for it. If you need it get treatment under sedation.

slipknotpsycho

10-01-2007, 07:01 AM

the dentist sucks for the same reason every other doctor sucks... they lie out their asses.... at the dentist the shot in the mouth they say you won't even feel (you do, it's about equivelant to a peircing, so it's not like it hurts bad, but still, it hurts...)

i even had a doctor once tell me i won't even feel it (in reguards to getting a cathater)... yeah.... RIGHT...

i wish they'd just come out with it straight....

i mean honestly, i know it's going to suck, but i'm still here to do it, there's no need to lie about it... you lying to me about it isn't going to make it any better...

ghosty

10-01-2007, 07:28 AM

i dont have my wisdom teeth out yet... they only bother me like once a month or so and not really that bad anymore

CanaDanKs Inc.

10-01-2007, 07:43 AM

Hahahah that was fun to read, everything you guys said is very true haha!

Funny too.. after I got done brushing and flossing like a crazy mother fucker tonight, I really felt like I had just been to the dentist

IT WAS HORRIBLE !!! but then it was really fresh and clean...so it wasn't all that bad

Anyway good night amigos ;)

BabySnookums

10-02-2007, 06:01 AM

i hate the smell when they're drilling (i had a root canal), and when lil bits of stuff (when they're cleaning) land on the back of my tongue and make me nearly puke, and when they have to make a crown and put that mouthpiece in w/the gunk to make a "copy" of your mouth for it, and you nearly puke cuz it stays in your mouth too long

rebgirl420

10-08-2007, 09:18 AM

So I was supposed to go to the dentist the other day (what I was saying in my posts above a few days ago). So my dad was with me b/c he was supposed to go too and right when we pulled into the parking lot I threw up. Yeah ick haha. So we had to reschedule. Luckily tho my dad and I smoked a bowl on the ride home. So that was a waste of time.

LaZ

10-09-2007, 04:57 PM

Halarious! Bill Cosby about dentists:

YouTube - Bill Cosby- Dentists (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBqY6cJD3CE)

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jagarr

10-09-2007, 05:29 PM

i have all of my wisdom teeth in and all fucked up but theyve been in for like five years and my teeth aren't all scraggly or even a little scraggly. they dont hurt very often so screw that. the dentists are BSers they constantly try to sell me shit like whitening shit and $400 electric toothbrushes. f that man my teeth are fine.

ive already had surgery in/near my mouth TWICE once for a cyst in my jaw and i also had two TWO root canals that developed from rotten baby teef roots. its totally worth it for the awesome prescrip you get (sorry mods its true though !) but i still don't want to go through it again. AND i don't have dental insurance, ouch.

VoidLivesOn

10-10-2007, 12:43 AM

^Really!? haha

Im actually really afraid of getting them out. Hows the pain? Like on a scale from 1-10

10,000. the pain breaks your scale. be prepared to be hungry for a week cause your ganna be eating shitty.