ok am i a little crazy?

[Hookah314]

ok so i love tuner cars and street races and stunt bikes and shit like that and if i hear a good sounding car...especially if it has a turbo...i get so turned on..not gonna go into details..but lets just say im ready to fuck right then and there.

am i the only crazy one?
any other females? or males?

[Old Stoner]

I'm the same way. However, I'm not into tuners/ricers/bikes, per se, I much prefer a big fat V8 under the hood of my automobile, being old school and all.

I LOVE street racing, and have smoked many a youngster with what we V8 guys call "ricers", and many US made autos as well. No offense to anyone who drives a foreign auto, it's just that we LOVE or American made V8 iron.

My GTO has the sexiest exhaust note of any car I've ever heard, IMHO, all the time, from idle on up to WOT. Damn I LOVE that car, which incidentally, can be seen by clicking on my username to view my profile. 414 RWHP of nothing but PURE power, with NO NOS. And it is "covertly modded."

Now my Corvette is a different story altogether. Very quiet at idle until you open her up WOT, then "she bangs!" Of course, the Vette is 100 horses shy of the GTO at the rear wheels, but it is a convertible, which is nice on sunny days.

I love fast cars and hot sex. So I guess my answer would be yep, let's crawl into the backseat, quickly, LOL...

[KingsBlend420]

cars like that piss me off. It's like their only purpose is to annoy me.

[Blitzed]

Damn, Old Stoner, is that your house..

If yes, can I be your friend? lol :jointsmile:

ive always wished to have a nice car, one day i will, i hope.

[crudemood]

thats like angelina jolie in gone in 60 seconds. theres a look on her face every time she's driving a car like she's ready to fuck right then and there.. but im speaking JUST the character btw.. heh

[MadSativa]

cars are like women to me, sexxy in every way, If they didnt cost so much to hop up all my rides would look like .........dammmmm

[Hookah314]

thats like angelina jolie in gone in 60 seconds. theres a look on her face every time she's driving a car like she's ready to fuck right then and there.. but im speaking JUST the character btw.. heh

exactly...
Sway: What do you think is more exciting , having sex or boosting cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?


orrrr... in the first fast & furious...where they are about to have sex in the shop...oh ya...:thumbsup:

[Old Stoner]

Nah, Blitzed, that is out front of the bank I use on a Sunday afternoon. I was just out shooting some pics of "The Brazen One" and they turned out great right there. I wish I DID have a house like that, too! But you can still be my friend, LOL, and if you ever make it down my way, I'll give you a ride in the GTO and the Vette, LOL...

What kind of cars piss you off, KingsBlend? Just wondering, LOL...

And you know, crude, I always wondered what Jolie sees in Pitt, when se could have me! Now you REALLY know I'm lying, LOL... She wouldn't even pee in my mouth if it was on fire, probably, LOL...

Anyone wanna see a cool new GTO raising hell, get "The Last Ride" with Dennis Hopper. It also has tuners in it as well, so it's good for the V* and the "smaller equipped" crowds, LOL...

[higher4hockey]

i just had sex in my truck...about forty minuts ago. and let me tell ya what, it was the first time ive ever porked in a vehicle....in my opinion, vehicles and sex are like oil and water. there is no room to do anything ...the next time i have sex in a vehicle, if there is a next time, it will be in a god damn RV.

[Blitzed]

Haha the first time I had sex was in a car, its not really that bad, I would much rather prefer somewhere else, but if its a must, ill resort to a car. You sure can get some real force pushing with your feet against the door though.

[Old Stoner]

The first time I had sex was over the CONSOLE in the FRONT SEAT (buckets) of a '69 GTO. We were afraid to get into the backseat, LOL...

Man, talk about having to be a contortionist.

You young guys must have hell with the sex in the cars these days, as they are so small.

My GTO's back seat was so big, TWO couples could have an orgy back there, while another couple watched in the front seats, LOL... JUST KIDDING! But that Goat DID have a large rear seat!

[beachguy in thongs]

You are not weird, Hookah. Many people have fetishes.

You should see. When I hear the crack of a baseball bat, it's like "instant boner". I see a double-play, and, I swear, I'm gonna bust a nut, right there.

[foxysox]

The sound of a big block can make me damp from a quarter mile away.

One of these days when I can afford the gas I'll be in the market for a ~1970 or thereabouts full size Blazer... the badass one... the one big enough to fuck in.

For now, I rock a Ninja (aka the Yellow Vibrator). A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do...

[xcrispi]

Damn Foxy , :)
Here in the ghetto life begins at 500 cubic inches . Big Blocks Chevys -n- Elephants / Hemis rule the streets .
Fuck yes "SIZE DOES MATTER" !!!!!!!!!
Did you know a Top Fuel rail dragster makes more horsepower than a Boeing 747 .
More horsepower than the first 4 rows = 8 cars at the indy 500 .
The new 6.0 ltr. 425hp. hemi doesn't even make enough h/p to spin a top/fuel rails supercharger .
Im getting chills -n- better stop before I need a napkin . ;)
Peace to all gearheads !!!
Crispi :jointsmile:

[ReUp]

Sexy is a nice clean Mercedes. Nothing flashy just classy.

[GoldenFerret]

im not a ricer, im jdm.
anyways, i drive a 1999 mazda miata, and ive done very few mods, but turned it into a 300hp beast.

my mods include: ka2 ivtec engine (soon to be ka3), lightened flywheel, and a jacksonracing supercharger. my miata, which has been completely stripped internally, with a maddog rollbar and a hardtop, weighs in at 2156lbs, and with my mods, went from a stock hp of 160, to 300hp, and as soon as the ka3 comes out, i will have 300 to the wheels :D. that will be a very fun day >:D