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kms brown
10-01-2007, 01:48 AM
I dont know if i should put this in experiences or here so do as you please :thumbsup:

I live in a duplex and a new couple moved in next door last month, real nice people, nothing to complain about. Untill thursday night at about 12 i was interupted from my sleep by the sounds of moaning, thumping, and your steriotypical spring noise. I figured oh good for them theyll be done in a little bit. So im laying there with a pillow over my head trying to block any disturbing images that match the sound effects till 2:30 am. None the less to say i was a little peeved but could really care less, untill they did the same thing on friday night and it lasted till 3 am and made my halo 3 gaming experiences quite akward. So last night i had my girl friend over and we did everything we could to keep those bastards up till 5 am. None the less to say i dont know if they even realised it but i got my payback and now my girl friend is really happy with me. I cant wait to see what they do tonight.

has anyone else gottin into a sex battle ? hahahahaha sex battle.
birdgirl73
10-01-2007, 02:25 AM
No. No sex battles. No visions or sound effects from the neighbors unless I'm aiming to be put permanently off sex forever.

George and Martha are our closest neighbors, which, fortunately, is across a wide expanse of lawn. They're older. Short. Gray-headed. Very portly. Fond of polyester stretch pants and/or jersey putter pants, which allows others to see every lipo-dimple. One of them--we think it's probably Martha--has a terrible problem with gas. These are not people we want to hear or envision having sex.
geonagual
10-01-2007, 02:41 AM
No. No sex battles. No visions or sound effects from the neighbors unless I'm aiming to be put permanently off sex forever.

George and Martha are our closest neighbors, which, fortunately, is across a wide expanse of lawn. They're older. Short. Gray-headed. Very portly. Fond of polyester stretch pants and/or jersey putter pants, which allows others to see every lipo-dimple. One of them--we think it's probably Martha--has a terrible problem with gas. These are not people we want to hear or envision having sex.


That vision with noises could damage you for quite awhile. LOL

I got no battle with my neighbors..cause if I did, I would win;)
LuckyG
10-01-2007, 04:27 AM
No sex wars, just woofer wars. :thumbsup:
geonagual
10-01-2007, 04:29 AM
I have plenty of bottle rocket wars too..watch your eyes. LOL
ScaryMissMary
10-02-2007, 12:05 AM
Its even worse when the war is between housemates!
friendowl
10-02-2007, 05:06 PM
haha
a long time ago
me and my friend were getting drunk
with two chicks in a hotel
i started to mess with one chick
we ended up boning in front of the other two
then they started boning
i was making my girl make all kind of noise
then my boy started trying to put in more work
his girl said i want to go over there better haha
LuckyG
10-02-2007, 06:55 PM
It looks like I'm gonna have to start some wake-up wars, my roommates woke me up at 1:00 in the morning when they were arguing, and I had an exam today... Fortunately the exam was easy but I still wasn't too pleased with them. It'll be a 6:30 wake-up call sometime this week yet, hopefully they go out drinking. :D