Which company has the lamest commericials?

[miley]

Burger King, Wendy's, or Snickers. Which one has the stupidest marketing campaign?

[Nochowderforyou]

Above the Influence.

[miley]

Above the Influence.

What?

[Nochowderforyou]

What?

The campaign/company called Above the Influence releasing marijuana propaganda commercials.

[slipknotpsycho]

Above the Influence.

yeah i saw that coming, but that's a given...


wendy's... but neither of the other two are very far behind... in one you got some creepy stalker in a king costume, and in the other, it tells you if you're hungry to eat candy rather then real food.... the wendy's thing is just plain retarded....

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

yeah i saw that coming, but that's a given...


wendy's... but neither of the other two are very far behind... in one you got some creepy stalker in a king costume, and in the other, it tells you if you're hungry to eat candy rather then real food.... the wendy's thing is just plain retarded....

I agree. The red pony tails are retarded! :jointsmile:

[420_24/7]

When i think about commercials that suck i cant think of anything but esurance, i hate those commercials with a white hot fiery passion, i dont even remember the other commercials because im so enraged by esurance.

[miley]

Oh.. Sorry about the above the influence thing. Makes much more sense now. Cmon that essurance chick with the pink hair is super hot. lol.

[miley]

Dont forget the weird BK commercial with the Chinese guy acting like a snake.

[420_24/7]

Its not the characters i dont like, i just hate the stupid fucking things they say like oh its a robot thats a insurance provider im gonna fuckin shoot it with a laser beam, WTF its so fucking retarted,and theres a fuckin giant nonexistant robot cutting down trees for paper the auto insurance companys use, as if they also make their own paper. FUCK ESURANCE.
sorry if im ranting, i pretty much hate esurance more than anything in the world

[slipknotpsycho]

Its not the characters i dont like, i just hate the stupid fucking things they say like oh its a robot thats a insurance provider im gonna fuckin shoot it with a laser beam, WTF its so fucking retarted,and theres a fuckin giant nonexistant robot cutting down trees for paper the auto insurance companys use, as if they also make their own paper. FUCK ESURANCE.
sorry if im ranting, i pretty much hate esurance more than anything in the world

lol i don't hate it, but i do agree... those commercials are just fucking ridiculous.... lol but it's not them that made them popular.... it's everyone who's too lazy to do things the convential way that made them so popular....

they did what any company would do that wants to succeed... find a 'weakness' and exploit it... in this case it's being able to print out everything you need on the spot, from your home...

[miley]

Yeah i'm with ya on that man. Relax, smoke a J.

[rebgirl420]

I dont know about you guys but those Helio commercials PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. "Its not a phone, it's a helio". No Its a freakin' phone! A PHONE! P-H-O-N-E!

And those Burger King commercials scare me. That King guy is frightening.

Oh and I almost forgot those credit card commercials for the easy to go card that you can just swipe and go. But then theres always that one asshole who pays with cash. Yeah, because it takes a whole 3 minutes to get out your wallet. GRRRR!

[420_24/7]

i completely agree reb. those are some more that i really hate

[slipknotpsycho]

ok if we're gonna start naming others than the three originally intended.... here you go:

those 'local numbers' like lava life and all that shit.... "when my friends ask me to go out and party i tell them no, i tell them the hottest party is right in my house.. i'm calling <insert number> where i can meet all the hotest local singles.... blah blah blah"

like all the intresting out going, 'worthy of my time' people are on that line.... no it's the same people that call the phone sex numbers.... which i'm sorry if it offends someone here, but all that's on those lines are pathetic no life losers who are too afraid to go out and meet anyone...

[rebgirl420]

^Oh I know! I see those lava life commercials all the time.

What about the Girls Gone Wild commercials? Sooooooo stupid. And there on all night, over and over, and over. With that stupid tropical music. STUPID.

[birdgirl73]

I think GEICO's commercials suck in a big way. I hate the cave men, and the gecko isn't any better. They get my badvertising award.

I like the Verizon "A dropped call can change everything" campaign. Well written. Well done. Especially the golfer who calls home to ask his wife if she agrees that it's a good idea that he return to the PGA tour.

[420_24/7]

I like geico commercials, the little british lizard cracks me up, and the cavemen are.. ok nothing special but i dont dislike them

[suhl]

hardees. i dont know if they even have hardees commercials anymnore outisde the midwest as it is something different. but here it is a monotone asshole talking about how macho it is eat hardees. then at the end he goes. new. at hardees.

[birdgirl73]

I don't like them because they don't do their job, which is supposed to be selling insurance.

[420_24/7]

The point of commercials is just to make people remember the name, maybe not so much with car insurance, but if u see a commercial that you like for chips or some shit, and you go to the store and see those chips your more likely to buy em.

[ghosty]

I dont know about you guys but those Helio commercials PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. "Its not a phone, it's a helio". No Its a freakin' phone! A PHONE! P-H-O-N-E!



yeah it is a phone... however I like the one where the dudes like "hey scuba guy" and the big whale comes and eats the chick, it was so random the first time i saw it i cracked up

the king is creepy as hell...

I hate those VW ads that show the accident happening, one of them is so simillar to an accident I was in that almost killed me I hate when they come on.

[IForgotAgain]

The commercial where they are like "If you drive under the influence, you will be caught" And when they pull the guy over and are like, have you been drinkign sir? And all the liquor pours out of the car?? Like what does that have to do with drinking and driving? I do not agree with driving drun kas 2 of my friends died VERY recently from it, but I just dont get the massive flood fo alcohol pouring out of the car when they open the car door. Why would you drive with a car full up to the steering weel of alcohol that is not contained in a bottle? Is it saying drunk people like to take a bath in liquor while driving intoxicated? I don't get it if someone could elaborate on this for me it would be nice.

[ScaryMissMary]

All I have to say is

"Im thiiiiiiinking of a number."


ARG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL.

[slipknotpsycho]

All I have to say is

"Im thiiiiiiinking of a number."


ARG I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL.

lmao... can you guess what its? it's 720 and it just happens to be my credit score...

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

lmao... can you guess what its? it's 720 and it just happens to be my credit score...

I'd love to see that man fall off his stool at the end before he can say his infernal ending line

[psteve]

crazyfox dot com.
Make millions, by starting your own home based business.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
When the bimbo says... "I made $5000 yesterday!"
I'm thinking...
Your pimp must be very proud.

[ghosty]

Anyone else seen those god damned National American University Commercials?

[420_24/7]

The commercial where they are like "If you drive under the influence, you will be caught" And when they pull the guy over and are like, have you been drinkign sir? And all the liquor pours out of the car?? Like what does that have to do with drinking and driving? I do not agree with driving drun kas 2 of my friends died VERY recently from it, but I just dont get the massive flood fo alcohol pouring out of the car when they open the car door. Why would you drive with a car full up to the steering weel of alcohol that is not contained in a bottle? Is it saying drunk people like to take a bath in liquor while driving intoxicated? I don't get it if someone could elaborate on this for me it would be nice.

Im pretty sure what they're trying to say is that if u drive drunk its very obvious.

[420_24/7]

lmao... can you guess what its? it's 720 and it just happens to be my credit score...

and then in the one where hes like, im thinking of a number, its 20,000,000 or some shit i was like damn man your credit score got really fucking high

[MadSativa]

I dont like just about all commercials their propaganda crap, but their are a few good ones, just cant think of one right now

[psteve]

Eat all you want and still lose weight!
(We couldn't say it on T.V. if it wasn't true!)

[ComfortablyNumb]

Berries and cream
Berries and cream
I'm a little lad who loves Berries and creeaam!




I hated that commercial

[Man Beast]

Commercials for Enzyte, via the almighty mister I-injected-my-face-with-a-quart-of-botox 'Bob'. Also, 'Head On'. If it was 'Weed on', I'd be down for some of that.

Personally, I've always thought a product should sell itself, also thinking that's what commercial marketing need to focus on - the product itself.

[Man Beast]

Berries and cream
Berries and cream
I'm a little lad who loves Berries and creeaam!




I hated that commercial

good lord. That commercial was physically painful.

[ceecee79]

I like the Verizon "A dropped call can change everything" campaign. Well written. Well done. Especially the golfer who calls home to ask his wife if she agrees that it's a good idea that he return to the PGA tour.

Birdgirl, are you talking about the AT&T ad with Roger Clemens talking about going back to play with the Yankees? If so, I like those too, am not sure if are referring to something different.....

I kinda like "The King" in the BK ads. He reminds me of my sister's husband, 'cause he has a big head too, and they favor each other in a weird way.

I don't know what commercials annoy me the most, but I don't like the SunCom commercials, when they ask stupid questions like "Why aren't cookies called bakies?" and "Why aren't stop lights called go lights?"

[dragonrider]

Head On!
Apply directly to the forehead!

Head On!
Apply directly to the forehead!


And now they have a new product for arthritis:

ActivOn!
Apply directly where it hurts!

ActivOn!
Apply directly where it hurts!


Maybe they will come up with something for hemmohroids?

Roid On!
Apply directly to your bunghole!

Roid On!
Apply directly to your bunghole!

Can't wait to hear that one.


I think the BK king is a little bit creepy, but I like the Geico gecko and the cavemen. I like how the cavemen have all these modern neurotic hangups and are so sensitive about their feelings. It's good enough for a 30-second commercial, but I guess they actually made a TV show out of the caveman concept, which seems really stupid.

[miley]

I think the caveman ones are decent but i agree with ya that the show will probably be lame.

[jagarr]

Cmon that essurance chick with the pink hair is super hot. lol.

^^ truth

the new wendys commercials are mad dumb. the bk king was better when it was new and unintentionally creepy rather than like over the top creepy now that theyre milking it.

snickers ones are nice actually, ROASTED (or is it happy? sounds like happy my friend swears its roasted though) PEANUTS SOAR OVER CHOCOLATE MOUNTAINTOPS AND WATERFALLLLS OF CARAMELLLLL that ones awesome when im baked. and the black dude at the end in awe goes 'the worldddd!'

and that snickers one where the huge whale fish thingy dolphin barfs up a mouthload of fish on the diver feeding him. i loled at that one.

[mjbennett06]

Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Above the Influence.

[miley]

That Feast one snickers is running now is super lame as well as the one with the 2 guys making out that they ran at the super bowl last year. That one wasnt so much lame but more just creepy. I do agree that the one with the guy playing guitar is cool when baked.

[greatmuta]

I never watch them. If there's a show I want to watch I always videotape it and fast forward through all the commercials. If I'm just trying to enjoy a show I don't want all these annoying commercials telling me to buy a bunch of garbage I don't want or need. I hate television commercials more than just about anything else in the world. :rasta::rastasmoke::jointsmile:

[Purple Banana]

This is a car commercial around my area. This guy has the fucking weirdest commercials EVER. He's a car dealer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPyxf68CwY

This one's really bad, too... From the 90's. So ghettofabulous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGWmk2dkXrw

And I just plain LOVE this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxW5hdvwQ7A

[LIP]

For the brits - that Barry Scot pratt from the cillit BANG adverts - fucking pathetic. I dont care how much he's paid, the guys an idiot for allowing himself to look like THAT on TV.

[Kai as a kite]

How is even possible that Taco Bell's name has not been dropped in this thread yet? They've made commercials so mind-blowingly stupid that at times I refused to eat there. For real. Maybe it's just me, but I actually do base some of my consumer decisions based on if I liked or disliked the commercial. That's why, on the rare occassion that I get fast food, Jack in the Box is where it's at.

Nah, but some of the worst commercials are when you know the company paid top dollar to have an athlete push their product, but they can't act worth shit.

[psteve]

For the brits - that Barry Scot pratt from the cillit BANG adverts - fucking pathetic. I dont care how much he's paid, the guys an idiot for allowing himself to look like THAT on TV.My least favorite British commercials are the ones that ask for "Just nine pounds a month", so you can sponsor a child who lives in poverty.
(Welcome back LIP!)

[LIP]

My least favorite British commercials are the ones that ask for "Just nine pounds a month", so you can sponsor a child who lives in poverty.
(Welcome back LIP!)

hahahaha!

Cheers mate, good to be back [i wonder for how long this time eh rofl?;)]

[surreys princess]

jack in the box...ugh........

[miley]

I always videotape

What the hell is a video tape. lol.

[UTD Toker]

Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Above the Influence.

+1.

[The Dude Of Life]

I agree. The red pony tails are retarded! :jointsmile:

yeah man i remember i was high as fuck and went into wendys, they had one of the things where you can put your head through the hole in the picture with the red pigtails, i took that thing and started walking around with it LOL had everyone in the restaraunt laughing their asses off...

anyway i think the most annoying commercial ever is this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY

[Yah dumb nug!]

Wendys.....even tho they dont have a lot of them....

P.S The Dude Of Life, your post had me laughing my ass off....and i agree with you on that commercial....its annoying as hell man lol.....you couldn't pay me enough to be on a commercial smiling rubbing a god damn gluestick lookin thing on my head:jointsmile:

[The Dude Of Life]

Roid On!
Apply directly to your bunghole!

Roid On!
Apply directly to your bunghole!

Can't wait to hear that one.


I think the BK king is a little bit creepy, but I like the Geico gecko and the cavemen. I like how the cavemen have all these modern neurotic hangups and are so sensitive about their feelings. It's good enough for a 30-second commercial, but I guess they actually made a TV show out of the caveman concept, which seems really stupid.
The video in the ad will be even better still.

I think the BK king is a funny mother fucker, creepy or not, id be happy as fuck if some guy woke me up and hooked me up with a bacon egg and cheese croissantwich... anyone ever played the 4 dollar xbox360 game they used to sell called Sneak King? Funniest thing ever

The cavemen were funny for the first few advertisements, but i do agree that the sitcom is a mildly retarded idea backed up with funny ass characters.

[slavetopot]

I am thinking of a number - pain in the ass

Girls gone wild - extremely painful

Lifetime coming up features - need serious drugs

i pod they think they are so clever and edgy, when in reality they suck donkey balls.

Ok I have to be honest I hate all commercials, and now if you have noticed the volume on certain ones are really loud, now that pisses me off hard. :stoned:

[MadSativa]

And I just plain LOVE this one...




hahah that was awsome

[Purple Banana]

Haha... He's so Italian!

Gedda fuck down heah!

[Metaphor]

Theres alot of terrible ones out there. The worst has to be the one thats like "Head on apply directly to the forehead" like 6 times in a row

[Tea Party]

Most annoying? The text messaging commercial: "IDK my BFF, ROSE..." The dumbing down of America continues...

[4twentE]

Levi's

[Beefer86]

Its lame, but its funny. The domino's commercial with the oreo beards is my vote.

"Give it time"

[Mr. J]

The one commercial, I think its for AT&T, something about getting money back for signing with them and the kids like "Hellooo mp3 player". God I want to punch him in the face. And at the end of the same commercial theres a couple saying they will use the money to learn to dance salsa, damn I want to sock them too. They just look and sound so stupid.

[affasd]

has anyone else seen the peter francis geraci ones hes always trying to sell you his chapter 13 info tapes?

[bong_man]

I know that ads aren't commercials but cannabis.com gets my vote with all this legal smoke crap and call card crap!

[sam44]

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