You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

[geonagual]

Now, what are you going to do?:wtf:

[higher4hockey]

pull my pants down, if im going to die, im going to do so with humor. fuck grace.

[Its a Plant]

Enjoy the ride. :jointsmile:

[stars stars stars]

Scream.

[geonagual]

Scream.

That just made me laugh so hard for some reason...Thanks :jointsmile:

[420_24/7]

smoke the joint i snuck onto the plane:thumbsup:

[Dutch Pimp]

...only thing hard about jumping out of an airplane...is the ground...:stoned:

[Blitzed]

Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car

[Weedhound]

Die......what was so hard about that question....:D

[happiestmferoutthere]

I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

"Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



* it was a tv show in the 70's*

[poiuyt]

Drink Nestea.



then die

[Weedhound]

Didn't Isis melt and croak or something....sort of like falling out of a plane?

[notransfer]

close my eyes

[EbelEyes]

Swoosh, swarm, laugh, and then die on impact.

[birdgirl73]

I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

"Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



* it was a tv show in the 70's*
"The Secrets of Isis"!! Yes! Where a teacher with wondrous super powers fought the forcees of evil. I STILL want one of those outfits.

Barring unforseen intervention from Isis, I'd scream bloody murder.

[robo scat]

I'd form a makeshift parachute out of my clothes and then glide slowly to a soft landing in a meadow with grazing cows.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I STILL want one of those outfits.

LOL! I bet Dave would find that VERY hot!! (Did I ever mention my husbands name is Dave also)

[slipknotpsycho]

Ask god for forgiveness

and pray that water or a open roof matress factory is below

you'd still die... it only takes a few hundred feet to reach terminal velocity, and at that speed, hitting water is pretty much the same as hitting concrete... i suppose you could try to tooth pick it, but more that likely the force would still push your legs up into your chest and you'd die anyways...


Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car

damn, i was hoping i'd be the first to make a crank refrence :( assuming i had a cell phone on me i'd call my wife and tell her goodbye

alternatively, i suppose if i wasn't screaming, i'd just enjoy the view, or just have fun with my fall, doing flips and what not... i'd also make sure i was heading straight for flat land... i mean, for the second or two you'd be falling through trees breaking bones would suck.... like hardcore suck...

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd see if I was different from everyone, and try to fly. I do have a large space between my big toe and the next one.

Then, after that failed, I'd use my clothes, like it was said.

Then, I'd look for a cliff with a tree limb sticking out of it.

I'd, definitely, say a round of prayers, along the way.

Drink a bottle of wine.

[ReUp]

Cry.

[pass_the_dubbie]

See I could say i'd do something nice...graceful...or funny...truth is i'd probably end up cursing everything around me then...
*splat*

[zbedard]

do a sailor dive. *****

[TPot]

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

As I begin I would immediately pull out the 95 year old Swiss Army knife I hold on me at all times, which I had snuck onto the plane because it is ceramic.
I pull it open.
I then begin cutting away at the Gore-Tex fabric in which my coat is made. I pull out my conveniently placed handheld sewing machine and begin cutting, sewing,
cutting,
sewing.
After I don't know how much time has passed I suddenly, in a burst of ingenuity, figure out how to manufacture my parachute.
I test it out.
The force from the wind rips the parachute out of my hands.
I reach into my pants,
and masturbate.

macgyver style

[Psycho4Bud]

Sing a song and hope for the best.......:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7tTpow2fLo

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[geonagual]

I would try and steer my body to some water. assume a seated position and hit the water that way..that should slow me down enough so I wont hit the bottom so hard..

[420_24/7]

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all

[geonagual]

hitting the surface of water at that speed would kill you, it doesnt matter if you hit the bottom at all


That is why I would assume the seated postion or even a curled ball right before I hit.

before that I will fully extend my body. arms out, legs out, hands and fingers extended..to try and slow me down before impact with the water..

I think I got a chance:jointsmile:

[iNHALE.xHALE.]

flap my arms

[420_24/7]

if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter

[geonagual]

if anyones read angels and demons, you could try to do what langdon does in the end to survive the fall from the helicopter


What does he do?

[Turtlez]

pee and drop change on people.

[420_24/7]

i really dont want to spoil it for anybody, its a very surprising ending

[crudemood]

try to aim myself towards water.. ouch thats gonna hurt, at least less than land!

[rebgirl420]

Think, "Damnit, I live through cancer, being sent away, bi polar, and all other sorts of horrible shit. Just to die when some A-hole throws me from a plane."

[Old Stoner]

TPot, ROFLMAO....

Hmmmm......

One thing I'd do just before I went SPLAT would be to roll over and make sure I hit HEAD FIRST. Hell, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna WATCH! My morbid curiosity comes out....

I would:

1. Call my wife and tell her i love her, and tell her i wouldn't be home for dinner that night, then...

2. I'd piss my pants, then...

3. I'd shit my pants... as

4. I was screaming bloody murder at the very TOP of my lungs, all the while wishing...

5. That I had brought that damned parachute that I forgot back on the tarmac... and then....

6. It's be time for me to go into el nosedive and then...

7. SPLAT.

At least I'd see what hit me....

Incidentally, the Airborne trrops in the Army sing a song, the tune of which goes with Glory, Glory Haleluiah, and it goes something like "gory, gory what a helluva way to die, he ain't gonna jump no more!"

And get this - that is JUST BEFORE they line up to jump out of a perfectly good airplane FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Boy, that right there would instill confidence in ya, now wouldn't it, he, he, he...

[ghosty]

I'd laugh and tumble around for the first bit, then I'd scream bloody murder and hope I don't bounce when I hit the ground... I read somewhere if you bounce it's an instant death cause your neck will snap and your back wil break, but if you dont bounce there's a chance you will live although injured and probably with a few broken bones

[rebgirl420]

^ Or you'll be like Christopher Reeves :fish:

[WEsmokeED]

if i jump out of a plane without a parachute, i deserve to die....

[Old Stoner]

Falling from ten thousand feet - ain't NOTHING you can do to survive. Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse GOODBYE!

And Psycho4Bud, that is one of my MOST FAVORIE PF songs!

[Coelho]

Well... first i would enjoy the free fall... it would be amazing...
then, i would get a red bull, and drink it calmly... because...
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS!!! :D

[geonagual]

Falling from ten thousand feet - ain't NOTHING you can do to survive. Just stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse GOODBYE!

And Psycho4Bud, that is one of my MOST FAVORIE PF songs!

Sorry, I must stay positive...I would be saying to myself the whole way down...I am gonna live...I am gonna live..and just hope that postive reinforcement helps me out...also with my above survival fall methods.:thumbsup:

[rebgirl420]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA coelho, that was great

[NextLineIsMine]

Id scrunch myself up and before I hit the concrete for everyone to hear id shout "CAAAANNNNON BAAAAAAAAAAALL"

[HighWheeling]

I try to hit the ground arms-first in front of my head like a diver. Just for fun.

[slipknotpsycho]

A Man fell out of a Helicopter and lived

It was on MSN

yeah but miracles happen all the time... how high was he and what'd he land on?

i mean there was this one dude awhiel back who fell outta either a 9 story or like 18 story window and lived, with hardly any real injury... of course when the news mentioned it, it made it seem impossible... but when the story came on and they gave the details it became quickly evident how....

he landed on one of those cloth awnings you see in larger cities downtown alot... it didn't bounce him, it ripped after he hit it, but not before drasticly decreasing the speed of his fall.... he still broke a major bone or two (like arm/leg) but other then that he escaped severe injury (Broken back/neck, cracked skull, brain damage, etc)

[Coelho]

Does anybody knows where is the place showed in the PF's clip posted by P4B?
I wanna live there!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

also with my above survival fall methods.:thumbsup:

Do you have those in hardcopy? I'd like to buy the second edition.


Does anybody knows where is the place showed in the PF's clip posted by P4B?
I wanna live there!!!!

That looked like somewhere near the southwest part of the Rocky Mountains. I have no clue, though. I've never been there.

[Nightcrewman]

Aim for a bloody big puddle LOL.

Or learn to fly PDQ, apparently flying is easy you have just got to throw yourself at the ground and miss (source Hitchikers guide to the Galaxy--The late great Douglas Adams)

Cheers and happy flying

NCM

[WeedyBoyWonder]

enjoy the ride.

[sm0k3w33d]

brace myself for death

[Mississippi Steve]

I believe if I survived, I would have to do some laundry

[Mr. Brown]

You would get moving so fast that adrenaline would stop your heart and you would just fall asleep. It was picked as the number 1 way to die b/w my friends. For 30 or so seconds you would be at total peace with yourself and the world, no cares, no worries because there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Its also why i would never go sky diving, i would get caught up and for get to pull the chord.

[Genuine17]

land on a snowy mountain and roll down the side and stand up and be like wow and and anad and anal and yeah

[dragonrider]

I would go into flying squirrel position and aim for the largest banana cream pie I could see.

Water is like concrete at that speed, but banana cream pie is safe at any speed.

If a suitable pie were not available, I would aim for a sporting event or concert or someother large crowd, just to give everyone something to talk about.

I'd try to hit face first. Splat!

I'm pretty sure the last thing to go through my head would be my own asshole.

I would definitley not have the guts to do that twice.

[NextLineIsMine]

whoa random question/thought

lets say you landed on a very steep slope that was only like a degree or two away from being verticle, would you still die when you hit it?

[ghosty]

how about "wooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo ...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *splat*"

[dragonrider]

whoa random question/thought

lets say you landed on a very steep slope that was only like a degree or two away from being verticle, would you still die when you hit it?

I heard about this happening once. I think it was a Russian, and he landed on a very steep snowy slope. He slid to a stop without dying.

It would have to be slippery, or you would just go into a 200 mile per hour cartwheel until all your arms and legs flew off. Or just grind away as road rash and leave a mile long bloody streak on the side of the slope.

[Reefer Rogue]

i'd scream while thinking about my loved ones and most treasured memories, then a second later, I shall embrace the God which i believe created me, all shall be glorious.

[Struck420]

on the way down id just think, what an ass hole who throws someone out of a plane?:)

[geonagual]

on the way down id just think, what an ass hole who throws someone out of a plane?:)


Sorry man, I am the asshole that threw you out...I wanted your peanuts:jointsmile:

[mjbennett06]

take my cloths of and make them in to a paracute

[DubSack13]

id ninja out man, fuck the bullshit, id pull like 50 backflips on the way down and like some corkskrew spinning flips.

[mjbennett06]

or if that don't work, scream as i was going to die, which i will if i'm falling out of a plane


or what about this though, what if you fell out, and the plane was on a hill that was 10,000ft in the air

[4twentE]

Learn deep meditation ino levtitation really quick

[Silent Wolf]

enjoy the ride.Same here. It's better to leave this world in a good mood rather than a miserable one. God hates whinging bastards.

[Nailhead]

I'd go poop

[smok3y]

Id probley scream like a bitch untill i hit the ground ..
Or i could try doing some flips and twirls maby even try to fly, i hear red bull gives u wings..lol

[geonagual]

I still think I can survive

[Smoke and Fly]

call the person who threw me out a fucking wanker

[BathingApes]

I'd roll with it. Just like I do with everything else.

Oh yeh and in angels & demons, to whoever asked, he gets told earlier in the story that like 1 foot of fabric creates ridiculous amount of drag or something..

But at 10,000 feet I doubt you could hold onto fabric at that speed. The force on your arms would be immense.

[jagarr]

I'd go poop

i was going to post this exact phrase but someone already did so...
id poop as i left the plane and try to race it to the ground. itd probably break all up though, and thats only if it was a solid 'regular' poop
if it was one of those *BWAP, BWAPBWAP BWAP* like painful ones like when it feels as though youre trying to pass a morningstar, or a firey pudding one, well then im not sure what id do.

sorry im high

[Orzy]

It's somewhere around 5.1783894 minutes from 10,000 feet to the ground. So.. I dunno, what can you really do with 5 minutes.

I'd probably try to aim for something. Like a building or a car.

[Gennaro]

Now, what are you going to do?:wtf:

what if like you decide to smoke a fucking joint the size of your head then what .