Things people do while smoking that just annoys the hell out of you..

[Not An Addict]

I saw a thread like this a while back, and I've never laughed so hard from this site. List as many as you want.

For me, it has to be people who know you and a buddy are going to smoke and they follow on purpose in hopes of a free smoke out. I mean c'mon, just ask you ass.:thumbsup:

[angry nomad]

One time I went to a buddy's house to buy some weed from his friend. These kid roll a blunt and walk outside because they didn't want to smoke me out. I understood. It was their weed, and they didn't know me. But, if my buddy told them why I was there, they probably would've. I went out there after a few minutes so as to not look like a mooch, and the passed it to me a couple times.

After I bought some, we were really cool. I was going to pack a bowl with my weed, but one kid said, "I got the first bowl, you can get the second." Then, another person just started packing the second, then a third. It wasn't my turn until the first bowl. We started watching TV. The guy that sold me the pot said. "I am so hiiiiiigh." It's always a good sign when a dealer says that.

I was obligated to sit there and smoke for five hours, but I would rather buy weed like that than the people that meet you in a parking lot real quick. That always sketches me out.

[Reefer Rogue]

Putting baccy in joints pisses me off but i deal with it. I don't usually smoke with ppl that piss me off so i can't think rite now. Maybe later i'll have some ideas.

[LuckyG]

I hate it when I smoke someone out and give them the first hit, and they torch the bowl without leaving any green on top. Extra nega-points for taking too much and A) not clearing the bong and/or B) leaving the bowl to cherry, wasting my weed, while I wait for you to clear it.

Also, people who lecture on the only way to enjoy a high get my goat. You don't like that I want to get excited and do a bunch of stuff while you couchlock? Keep it to yourself, please.

[geonagual]

I hate it when I smoke someone out and give them the first hit, and they torch the bowl without leaving any green on top. Extra nega-points for taking too much and A) not clearing the bong and/or B) leaving the bowl to cherry, wasting my weed, while I wait for you to clear it.

Also, people who lecture on the only way to enjoy a high get my goat. You don't like that I want to get excited and do a bunch of stuff while you couchlock? Keep it to yourself, please.


I agree with you on everyone of these things..

[TPot]

When I'm packin my weed in my bowl and some dudes like...

"MONDAYS!"

Fuck that shit.

[weedmant]

when i first started smoking which was a lonnnggg time ago, i used to hate it when people would give me a lecture on how to hit the piece.

[Skrappie]

What does

"MONDAYS!"

Mean??

[Ganj]

What does

"MONDAYS!"

Mean??

Similar to calling "greens" or "backdoor" or being the first one to hit the pipe...

[xcrispi]

Ppl. that canoe / run a joint and don't fix it = waste not / want not . :(

Ppl. that blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , and blah , blah , blah , blah , blah , blah in the middle of a doobie . S.T.F.U and pass that thing . ;)

Peace
Crispi :jointsmile:

[Nochowderforyou]

People who get rowdy is an annoying one for me. I smoke to relax. Not to sit around and watch people wrestle each other in my living room like a wrestling ring of somesorts.

Another one for me is people who talk talk and talk. I like having conversations and debates while high, but not when someone just goes on and on about shit I don't care about.

A main one for me is when someone tells their whole life sotry while the joint is burning away. Smoke, then talk. Not, talk talk talk, while the joint burns away. Shut the hell up and give me the damn joint.

That's about all I suppose. :)

[peaceeasy]

i hate when im with people who say they wanna keep smoking so i continue to pack bowls that they only want one hit of. I mean id rather save some of my stash than smoke 4 bowls by myself in a group of like 5.

I also kinda hate when people say 'it's cashed' after two seconds and want me to pack again even though there is clearly a lot of weed left that i end up smoking myself.

but dont get me wrong, i dont HATE it when i end up getting more for myself, just when i am being generous enough to share my supply with friends and they decide to get picky.

[Hilder420]

that bowl isnt done till the smoke tastes like Shit... hahaha dude i was at a part of a friends and rolled a hooter cuz its what i do.. and these britney clones come up and r like ooh i wanna hit.. so i pass thinkin ya kno, puff, puff, pass right? well the bitch started goin into one of those rants where every other word is like, umm, an ya know? well she was sitting there yakkin away with her dumb ass other britney clone friends and wouldnt pass that Shi.. some people tried to take it, but she kept sayin hold on and took another hit and kept talkin... well let just say that when i noticed the same bitch holding it, i ripped her a new one dude.. u dont bogart the weed like that unless its ur doobie... another is when ppl fill up the bong and then take pussy hits... or if they toke the bowl a few times b4 inhaling.. thats a waste of perfectly good weed smoke.. or if ur smokin dro, common courtesy is to hit one side of the bowl so the most ppl can get green hits.. greedy bastards torch the entire top of the bowl.. or when ppl complain of the joint bein too small or burning their fingers.. grow a set already.. whats wrong with a lil heat on ur fingers.... how else do these ppl think the weed smokers callus get on ur fingers?

[Gare206]

all my friends ever wanna smoke is blunts in seattle i cant take blunts blunts blunts i need peice joints blunts

[Ganj]

that bowl isnt done till the smoke tastes like Shit... hahaha dude i was at a part of a friends and rolled a hooter cuz its what i do.. and these britney clones come up and r like ooh i wanna hit.. so i pass thinkin ya kno, puff, puff, pass right? well the bitch started goin into one of those rants where every other word is like, umm, an ya know? well she was sitting there yakkin away with her dumb ass other britney clone friends and wouldnt pass that Shi.. some people tried to take it, but she kept sayin hold on and took another hit and kept talkin... well let just say that when i noticed the same bitch holding it, i ripped her a new one dude.. u dont bogart the weed like that unless its ur doobie... another is when ppl fill up the bong and then take pussy hits... or if they toke the bowl a few times b4 inhaling.. thats a waste of perfectly good weed smoke.. or if ur smokin dro, common courtesy is to hit one side of the bowl so the most ppl can get green hits.. greedy bastards torch the entire top of the bowl.. or when ppl complain of the joint bein too small or burning their fingers.. grow a set already.. whats wrong with a lil heat on ur fingers.... how else do these ppl think the weed smokers callus get on ur fingers?

It's called a "cherried" bowl. The object is to torch the bowl, keeping it burning without a lighter or as I like to call it, "blitz-toking."

[poiuyt]

Joints/blunts:

People who take an extra toke.
People who wet the roach with their saliva.
People who hold the joint/blunt too long without hitting it. Joints/blunts are already wasteful, why waste it even more?

Bowls:

Torching the whole bowl. I mean come on, leave some green for me.

[mfqr]

When someone takes forever to take a hit. They just sit there talking for like 5 minutes between their two hits. I'm like WTF... just take a fuckin hit, then talk.

When someone calls the weed "dro."

[anangrymailman]

When people barge in on your smoking circle and expect to get some weed without even asking..

[TPot]

Yeah I shoulda cleared that up, mondays is when you get greens or the first hit.

[TPot]

When someone takes forever to take a hit. They just sit there talking for like 5 minutes between their two hits. I'm like WTF... just take a fuckin hit, then talk.

When someone calls the weed "dro."

Yeah for real, fuckin' "dro". I never buy/smoke weed if someone calls is "dro".

Even worse, my dumbass friend comes in with a sack of mids he payed 80 bucks for, Im like:
"What the fuck, *****? EIGHTY BUCKS FOR MIDS?"
He's like,
"Nah man, its straight. This is baby dro"
Baby Dro FTW

[Elote20]

when im suppling, i hate it when sumone says its cashed but its really not

but its good when its sumone elses shit and sumone says its done but its really not, so i finished it off

[meatw4d]

...people who get hyper when they smoke seem to piss me off. I just like to chill when I'm lit.

[kms brown]

I hate the people who can bring down any high by sweating the small stuff or arent willing to do anything, or would rather just sit there with the room dead silent doing nothing, but the thing i hate the most is that friend that you always smoke up and when he finally does get some weed he loads small bowls and only one or two of them then looks at you like your a dick when you suggest smoking more or inviting someone.

[kms brown]

oh the worst of all is people who wont admit there high or stoned. your not smoking to see how good you are at lieing, your smoking to get stoned so enjoy it

[Neviar]

i hate people who run their mouths the entire time. don't get me wrong, i don't stay silent myself, but i dont talk more than i normally do while blazed, especially about stupid shit. but the thing that annoys me the most is how my friend always tells us to chill out if we cough or have trouble with a crappy lighter. we're not freakin out man - you are! :smokin:

[trainwreck530]

LOL yeah theres this girl that smokes/sells and she always takes a hit and then starts babbling for a good minute or two. repeat process once or twice. alot of people who dont know her think shes a fat tweaker but she just burns thats the way it is...

back north when i was like 18 19 i smoked w/all the neighbohood kids. they were 14 15 16. we knew each other for years. alot of times smoking out with them basiclly consisted them calling each other fags and making a fat mess w/cinnastix and dominos.

dude i think its funny!:D

i mean there is always going to be people that test your patience. i think we should be nice to all the dick head smokers out there. think about how many people actually want to be around them just for their company. thats my new thing im tryin to be nice to everything. kill 'em w/kindness:thumbsup:



DONNY:stoned:

[IForgotAgain]

When people cut you off in the middle of a story that your telling...and then you forget what you were saying.

Worst aprt is you knew it was really funny and you really wanted to tell it but now you forgot it cause some asshole interupted you.

Grrrr

[rebgirl420]

I hate it when people touch my weed. Like when they want to load MY weed into MY bowl or bong without me saying they can. Or if they grab my baggie. Don't touch my shit!

[Reefer Rogue]

When people wanna go running, football i'll make an exception for. I just prefer to chilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[psteve]

#5 - Buzzards/Tightwads. Share yours, and I'll share mine.
#4 - Butane addicts. If the bowl is lit, you don't need a lighter.
#3 - Idiots banging my glass on the ashtray.
#2 - Irresponsible jerks who use pot as an excuse for their stupidity.
#1 - No0obs who 'act' stoned after they smoke weed.
"Dude!" Life is not a cheech & chong movie.

[trainwreck530]

" 'dude' life is not a cheech and chong movie.

well mine is halfbaked/. except for samson and the cross bow.


DONNY:stoned:

[GRT]

When im with my friend and some other people i dont know and i roll a blunt and some random kid yells out tuesday!!...ill be like hell no he gets it after me you got it next week

[FoSho]

When we're smoking my weed, and the other person's good on it, and they get all impatient when I wanna keep smoking.

[stativatoker8]

whats with the day of the week bullshit
go clockwise starting with whos packing it and no holding hands hahaha

stay high:smokebong:

[LuckyG]

the thing that annoys me the most is how my friend always tells us to chill out if we cough or have trouble with a crappy lighter. we're not freakin out man - you are! :smokin:

Oh man, for a long time my roommate kept doing his Tourette's Guy impersonation and yelling at me to "CALM DOWN" whenever I was high. That got fuckin' annoying.

[LittleMexico]

there's this one girl that ALWAYS wants to smoke with me. i'll be hanging around a couple of my friends and she'll always ask, "when are we gonna go toke up? where are we going to do it?"

i just hate it when people ask when you're going to smoke a lot. like every minute. i keep telling her to just relax and chill, we'll smoke when the time is right.

oh. and people who blow smoke right in your face. i just think it's rude especially when you don't want to smell like weed for a good hour afterwards.

[biohazard]

People that become annoying when blazed and act like idiots. Those are the ones who have to be baby sat after and who always get wierd looks from people because they just act so fucking stupid. Sometimes they talk really fast about the DUMBEST shit on and on and just can't have an intelligent conversation while high. I don't know about you guys, but weed defenetly does not make me dumb and annoying. I guess it might have something to do with the childish mentality of those people even when sober (it just amplifies when they are high). I avoid smoking bud with those people at all costs.

Anybody else know the people I'm talking about here?

[LittleMexico]

I know what you're talking about. They can totally ruin your high. But then again most tokers around here are fucking idiots. I'm proud to say I blaze and i'm top 10 of my class.

[Zannies]

theres one kid that hangs with us while we blaze...and he always says he hears cops...its so fucking annoying, his mom just died tho so i dont wanna say shit

[psteve]

People that become annoying when blazed and act like idiots. Those are the ones who have to be baby sat after and who always get wierd looks from people because they just act so fucking stupid. Sometimes they talk really fast about the DUMBEST shit on and on and just can't have an intelligent conversation while high. I don't know about you guys, but weed defenetly does not make me dumb and annoying. I guess it might have something to do with the childish mentality of those people even when sober (it just amplifies when they are high). I avoid smoking bud with those people at all costs.

Anybody else know the people I'm talking about here?Those are the same 'bad actors' that I was talking about.
You are NOT Jeff Spicoli!

[hero3279]

The normal stuff. ACTING or trying their best to be 'high'. The ones that talk about how much they smoked, or put others down saying you don't smoke enough. Wtf?

People who get rowdy and become violent. The beauty of the weed is the peaceful factor that comes with it. Some people go totally against it, which baffles me sometimes. I guess it depends on the person. If the person is a jackass when he's sober, little chance the weed's going to make him better. You are who you are, the weed doesn't change you? So why act different?

[LuckyG]

People that become annoying when blazed and act like idiots. Those are the ones who have to be baby sat after and who always get wierd looks from people because they just act so fucking stupid. Sometimes they talk really fast about the DUMBEST shit on and on and just can't have an intelligent conversation while high. I don't know about you guys, but weed defenetly does not make me dumb and annoying. I guess it might have something to do with the childish mentality of those people even when sober (it just amplifies when they are high). I avoid smoking bud with those people at all costs.

Anybody else know the people I'm talking about here?

I'm gonna have to say that I'm guilty of this, but I have my reasons. I'm very capable of being my normal self when I'm high, but when I toke up with my roommates I get a kick out of fucking around with them, largely because they're always fucking around with me when they're sober. It's all in good fun.

Besides, those jackasses always wake me up in the middle of the night because they're arguing.

[Neviar]

I'm proud to say I blaze and i'm top 10 of my class.

word man.. me too.. intelligent tokers unite! :jointsmile:

[scagster]

Haha, that calling "monday" shit would drive me insane. No one's ever been stupid enough to try to call greens on my bowl. What I can't stand is smoking with people who get extremely paranoid. I'm trying to mellow out, and they are asking things like "you sure no one minds we are smoking?" "do my eyes look too bloodshot?" Try some valium next time buddy!

[BigHyphyD]

People who call "Dueces" or "Mondays" or simply "I'M NEXT!" ON A BLUNT!


Seriously thought its not a pipe! Every hit is the same hit.

[purplekush989]

one time i was retarded enough to let someone else spark a J while i was driving and he lit it from the wrong end because he was retarded. I was so pissed.

[Ifrit369]

When people say 'it's dead', when there's clearly another 2-3 hits left. I'm thinking 'I know when it's dead...'

Oh, and for some reason I hate people staring at me while I smoke. And of course, people who beg to smoke your weed and offer you nothing.

[ificouldiwould]

i hate it when people who didnt put N on the weed dont want to role up
You are still smokin for free you douche

[Stumps]

People who torch a perfectly lit cherried bowl.
Beginers who stilll use the pipe wrong after numerous explanations

[DubSack13]

talk too much about nothing thats not even funny.

[yoursins]

I hate it when people don't tell me the bowl is cashed and i go to take a hit off of it and get all the nasties.

I also hate when theres this one person i usually smoke with, and we'll smoke maybe 2 bowls, and they don't want anymore, and i fill another one to smoke and they get all bitchy at me because I'm still smoking, even though it's my weed.

[trynagethigh]

it really annoys me when my buddies are high as shit and they just keep smokin thinkin theyre gonna get higher...what a waste of bud:mad:

[kms brown]

People who feel that everything u say is wrong and are willing to argue till some one else shuts them up and sets them straight. We whent to mc donalds, i ordered some chicken nuggets with sweet n sour sauce, sweet n sour chicken, but no this kid decides that im retarted and you can only get sweet and sour chicken at oriental food resteraunts. So after many failed attempts of trying to explain to him how chicken + sweet n sour sauce = sweet n sour chicken. Finally the driver pulled off the side of the road, ripped off his seat belt, got out of the car, opened the door where the kid was sitting and screamed in his face " shut up, your retarted, hes right, he has fucking sweet n sour chicken, your wrong, now eat your fucking food and dont say another word unless its intelligent and your not trying to prove anything." I was laughing so hard after this i almost cried.

[Totty]

I hate when fiends come around hitting you up everyday
Friends as dealers
Greedy fuckers
People thinking their tight becasue they smoke
Getting mad when you contradict their knowledge when their wrong

[thcbongman]

Preach it brother.

Go to hell fiends!!!

[SMOKIN A WHILE]

I smoke with my wife most of the time so I don't have problems. But back when I used to smoke in groups. Any blabermouth or hog who holds up the flow was a pain in the ass.

[linearvermin]

My friend throws on some music and just starts to rap over it while playing his mini ass guitar. It doesn't matter what hes listening to...it can be death metal and he will still just sit there and rap for hours. Its hilarious, but so annoying after like...an hour.

[STON3D Gam3r]

^^ I agree. And they'll think they're good, too.

[silkyblue]

I get annoyed at friends that lift your lighter

I get annoyed at toke buddies that say, "Arent you afraid you'll get busted"? Can you get me some?

I get annoyed when someone freaks out [its just the cat man] if they hear a strange noise

I get annoyed when someone says, 'Ya want some?" How much ya want? "I can git ya some primo reemo"? I can, I can , no really, no really !! I can,

and they dont!


:beatdeadhorse::beatdeadhorse:

[TheGreenBuddy]

" 'dude' life is not a cheech and chong movie.

well mine is halfbaked/. except for samson and the cross bow.


DONNY:stoned:


LOL, i just got done watching that movie.

[TheGreenBuddy]

Paranoid People.


and when soemone is toking a joint/blunt but takes small little tokes and talks in between letting it burn away the green...

[psychedellics]

when someone calls "greens" or first or whatever they are automatically last if its my weed.

[eazyduzitjacob]

god this pisses me off so bad.. .whensomebody wants to smoke it up and ur smoking and after a coupole of boals ur in the middle of a boal and the other person decides tehr high enough and wants to stop smokin.... now what the fuck am i gonna do with this half a bowl.... god that makes me mad... if ur gonna stop let me know before i pack another man

[Nutzilla]

This doesn't have to do with people smoking with, but it is definitely related. I'll smoke with some friends at my house when my parents are gone, and of course some of my friends don't want to smoke. Thats their choice (however dumb :rasta:) but when I come back inside from smoking I don't want the first thing to hear is "Man you reek, you guys smell, etc"

It just pisses me off, its like you've never smoked in your life and you're telling me that I reek even though I just smoked outside on a windy night and blew down wind?

[Ifrit369]

When people find out I've got weed and they invade my dorm room to smoke some (without offering money most of the time).

Sucks so bad, and it's rude as hell.

[TryptamineScape]

When you get really high and someone there who doesn't smoke starts fucking with you, "cause you're high and it's funny" I didn't turn into a god damn dog that likes to be played with, I'm just high...

When girls won't date me after they find out I get high...what the fuck does it matter?

[RtFeMiNo]

a few things i guess

i hate when people say the bowl is dead and theres still weed in it, when people talk too much when they're holdin a blunt and steal like 5 hits off it, when people just start smoking weed and they think they should be seeing gorillas and they act like retards and give weed a bad name, and one thing that is probably the worst out of all of them is when you're nice enough to smoke someone up with your shit and the whole time they're smoking they trash on it and brag about how much better their shit is. like stfu don't smoke my shit then. especially if they're just being a jerkoff. you could have some of the best weed around, you'll still catch that asshole who brags about how much better his shit is and it probably sucks.

one last thing that really gives weed a bad name is idiot hip hop kids who think they're bad ass. no offense to anyone this applies to. but i hate when i see idiot hip hop kids toking up with a punky asshole look on their face constantly and acting like tough guys the whole time. you smoke to laugh and have fun not act like an asshole. grow up.

sorry, I come off too pessimistic. i'm really not, lol.

[Ifrit369]

When people don't inhale properly even though you show/tell them about 6 times. :(

[TryptamineScape]

The other night my ex-g/f asked if she could come over and hang out, so I said yeah, when she got here she had brought another girl with her, and the first thing she asks me is if I got any weed cause they wanna get high. I was like, "no". I told her I was sorry, but she left after only like ten minutes. I hate when people come over just to get high, and not only that but they invite a completely stranger over to get high off your shit. That's rude.

[czm]

When you get really high and someone there who doesn't smoke starts fucking with you, "cause you're high and it's funny" I didn't turn into a god damn dog that likes to be played with, I'm just high...

When girls won't date me after they find out I get high...what the fuck does it matter?

Because they're all stuck-up bitches that sit on their high horse and think that they're better than you because you smoke weed.

I smoke with my best friend, and occasionally, we'll have one other person join us that is a close friend of mine or his, so we really don't encounter any problems like these, which is precisely why we don't smoke in a larger group.

It would piss me off if people came up and expected to smoke, but really, if they did it without asking and expected to, I'd fucking flip and go off on them.

[Ifrit369]

The other night my ex-g/f asked if she could come over and hang out, so I said yeah, when she got here she had brought another girl with her, and the first thing she asks me is if I got any weed cause they wanna get high. I was like, "no". I told her I was sorry, but she left after only like ten minutes. I hate when people come over just to get high, and not only that but they invite a completely stranger over to get high off your shit. That's rude.

LOL, the audacity of some people! :wtf:

[pradinge80]

I hate.....

when your smoking someone out and they talk shit about your bud (if you dont want to smoke you dont have to, i dont want you to smoke anyways so dont if your gonna talk shit about my bud atleast i have some)

again when your smoking someone out and they sit they and trash your piece the whole time and say how shitty it is and how fucked up it is cause you dropped it and like a little bit of the mouth piece is missing but still smokes and they rag on it the whole time

when bitches try to fuck with you everytime you smoke because they just wont shut the fuck up about gay ass shit trying to tell people you cant actually grow blueberry fucking dumbasses im getting pissed thinking about it

when you go halves with someone and they barely put in any bud

when people rip you off

when people say dude im not even high when im blazed off my ass because i actually know how to smoke when they dont even know how to inhale properly

damn this is making me pissed thinking about it i could go on and on but i would e eventually cuss them out without them even being here so im done with that haha

[Reefer Rogue]

The other night my ex-g/f asked if she could come over and hang out, so I said yeah, when she got here she had brought another girl with her, and the first thing she asks me is if I got any weed cause they wanna get high. I was like, "no". I told her I was sorry, but she left after only like ten minutes. I hate when people come over just to get high, and not only that but they invite a completely stranger over to get high off your shit. That's rude.

What bitches, i hate people who do that. You should treat people as an end, not as an end to a means. Fuck them and their using mentality. It's so bloody obvious that's why they came over to try and use their feminine charms or whatever to score some free weed. Pisses me off. Respect for you for saying no, i hope you were holdin out on them.

[TryptamineScape]

Respect for you for saying no, i hope you were holdin out on them.

Definitely, as soon as they left I smoked a huge bowl and watched some history channel. :D:hippy:

[psteve]

People who smoke my weed then proceed to get stupid drunk.
Why did you waste all my weed if you're just going to get numb on cheap beer?
Drunks are assholes.

[TryptamineScape]

People who smoke my weed then proceed to get stupid drunk.
Why did you waste all my weed if you're just going to get numb on cheap beer?
Drunks are assholes.

I completely agree...I won't say I don't drink, but I can't stand wasting weed...I don't believe in combining the two anymore. Weed doesn't need help to be the best.

[Reefer Rogue]

That's what's up.

[KJones420]

i hate when idiots say they arent high at all after u smoked only 15 mins ago and when u have gotten plenty high with them before and pull the same shit over and over

[DubSack13]

people that go whhooo hohohohohohoh ahhhhj im so hiiighhhh, are you high? and say it like every 5 fucking mintues.

[0fenderbender]

i hate when you are rolling and someone is breathing down your neck like a fucking vulture trying to give you pointers and tips on how to roll, and telling you 'that looks too tight'..'that looks loose!...oh you see, when i roll what i like to'...SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.