For a stoner, happiness is... [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Number 1 DJ

09-29-2007, 04:34 AM

For a stoner, happiness is...

sitting down with your sandwhich and soda that u just prepaird and haveing that along waited first bite and sip. b'cuz it took you so dam long to make the plate up.

Old Stoner

09-29-2007, 04:37 AM

For a stoner, happiness is:

In my case, just HAVING some weed woild be nice, LOL...

psteve

09-29-2007, 04:50 AM

Happiness is a warm bowl.

CanaDanKs Inc.

09-29-2007, 04:51 AM

Happiness is a warm bowl.

Yes and it can also be a cold bowl of cereals.

LuckyG

09-29-2007, 04:53 AM

Doing some abstract art and listening to phat techno beats.

happiestmferoutthere

09-29-2007, 04:58 AM

Happiness is a warm bowl.
LOL! I couldn't help but think of this:

CanaDanKs Inc.

09-29-2007, 04:59 AM

Happiness is also a warm pussy.

Sorry couldn't help it either :thumbsup:

happiestmferoutthere

09-29-2007, 05:02 AM

Happiness is also a warm pussy.

Sorry couldn't help it either :thumbsup:

LMFAO!! I wasn't expecting that! but thats funny! :lol5:

deadfan420

09-29-2007, 05:27 AM

...endless fields of marijuana!

beachguy in thongs

09-29-2007, 01:29 PM

Happiness would be finding out that Government will supply you with your choice of pot.

GRASSMASTA

09-29-2007, 02:26 PM

... is easily achievable. dont the littlest things make you happy?? i know they do for me.

thecesar

09-29-2007, 06:26 PM

for me it would be a reliable dealer. actually right now i don't have one so i'm a little depressed. :(

The Dude Of Life

09-29-2007, 07:51 PM

happiness is one ounce of blueberry x NL.
sadness is only having 2 grams left.

Smoke and Fly

09-29-2007, 09:11 PM

happiness is a nice big fat bud of weed infront of you

trainwreck530

09-29-2007, 10:25 PM

....a nice plate of home made nachos:thumbsup:

DONNY:stoned:

stinkyattic

09-29-2007, 10:43 PM

Finding a bag of honey-mustard onion pretzel shards when you thought you were out of munchies.

Opie Yutts

09-29-2007, 10:45 PM

happiness is one ounce of blueberry x NL.
sadness is only having 2 grams left.

I gotta agree here. My last grow was BB x NL, and I loved it. Sadly, I am now out.

Opie Yutts

09-29-2007, 10:46 PM

Finding a bag of honey-mustard onion pretzel shards when you thought you were out of munchies.

Oh man, I love those too.

foxysox

09-29-2007, 10:51 PM

Happiness?
Last night.
Red Sox win, some fine ass homegrown, an EPIC lay, and the knowledge that you get to SLEEP THE FUCK IN on saturday mornings.

Shovelhandle

09-29-2007, 10:52 PM

chuggin a tall glass of iced tea to wet your cottonmouth.

shov

DebuteMachine23

09-29-2007, 10:58 PM

Not having to pay for weed. Not that its a problem, but god damn some people are shady.

LuckyG

09-30-2007, 04:47 AM

Have you ever tried putting a blanket in the dryer for a few minutes, then wrapping yourself up in it? It's so cozy!

Reefer Rogue

09-30-2007, 07:42 AM

Happiness is surviving to see another day.

The Dude Of Life

09-30-2007, 07:56 AM

Updated for tonight:
Getting way too intoxicated
Fucking up my chances at some tail tonight
Falling on my ass
And coming home to 5 bong rips to still feel awesome :)

Chronisseur

09-30-2007, 04:39 PM

...for you to experience and me to create.

robo scat

09-30-2007, 05:41 PM

Coming home after eating nothing all day and making one massive meal to make up for it.

skatin_foo15

09-30-2007, 06:08 PM

Jonesin all day long for weed and not having any, then getting hooked up with a bowl from a fellow out of the blue...ahhh that made my day so much better haha! :jointsmile:

FreshNugz

09-30-2007, 07:45 PM

for a stoner, happiness is

having a cop search your car and skim right over your stash.
OR
a twix bar..

Chong Version 2.0

09-30-2007, 07:53 PM

You are some funny motherfuckers! :D

EbelEyes

09-30-2007, 07:56 PM

Sleep.

Zzz, I adore it.

rhizome

10-01-2007, 05:10 PM

Finding a bag of honey-mustard onion pretzel shards when you thought you were out of munchies.

I agree.

Thanks!

stinkyattic

10-01-2007, 06:27 PM

Glad I can be of some use, rather than spend about 70 years on this planet, use up its resources, and then die. :D

stativatoker8

10-01-2007, 06:32 PM

happyness iwould be highness:smokin:
is that a word

stay high:S5:

mikeyjo

10-01-2007, 06:43 PM

Finding a juicy nug stuck to your sock after sweeping out basement, just happened. hehe.

Pure happiness would be a big stash, snow storm on the way, stocked fridge, and nothing to do for the next few days.

Old Stoner

10-02-2007, 04:04 AM

John Lennon once said happiness is a warm gun. God rest his soul, but I bet he wishes now he'd never wrote THAT in a song... :(

Old Stoner

10-02-2007, 04:11 AM

Happiness is blowing the doors off a Mustang Cobra in my GTO, WITHOUT NOS.

Man, was I PROUD of THAT accomplishment.

Disclaimer - that race was performed on a professional track, with professional staff, and semi-pro drivers. In no way do I street race - BULLSHEET! Hehehehehe...

Opie Yutts

10-21-2007, 10:47 PM

Boy, I agree with so many of you people. Here's another one of mine:

After hours working outside in the pouring rain and uncomfortably cold temperatures, coming inside, lighting a fire and putting your feet up by it while smoking some bowls. Thats sooooo much better.

Opie Yutts

10-21-2007, 10:53 PM

Happiness is blowing the doors off a Mustang Cobra in my GTO, WITHOUT NOS.

Yes! but this is supposed to be more stoner oriented. That's happiness for everyone. Oh well I guess nearly all of this other stuff is too. Well then, happiness is eluding a police officer in a stock 1959 Ford pickup. NOTE: THAT WAS DONE BY A NON PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON AN OPEN COURSE. (Actually, it was on streets.)

ificouldiwould

10-21-2007, 11:58 PM

the munchies, chinese food, dave chappelle show

smoke_and_fly

10-22-2007, 08:30 AM

lots of weed+saterday night+hotchicks+mates=happiness
peace

smoke_and_fly

10-22-2007, 08:47 PM

Happiness is surviving to see another day.

great answer
great perpective
peace

smoke_and_fly

10-22-2007, 08:48 PM

perspective lol

NLX2007

10-26-2007, 09:44 PM

Happiness is... A state of mind. But seriously, just life in general and knowing that there's always things to look forward to, especially my gorgeous girl. (Mary Jane of course!)

mfqr

10-26-2007, 10:43 PM

Yes! but this is supposed to be more stoner oriented. That's happiness for everyone. Oh well I guess nearly all of this other stuff is too. Well then, happiness is eluding a police officer in a stock 1959 Ford pickup. NOTE: THAT WAS DONE BY A NON PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON AN OPEN COURSE. (Actually, it was on streets.)

LOL, you smoked a pig in a '59 ford pickup? Niiiice.

One time me and my friend were hotboxin' in my car in this public park (the parking lot). Cop showed up, and we were sure we were busted. Nope, didn't get busted... and I'm sure the popo could smell the maryjane, cuz we were only able to air out the car for like 2 minutes (while parked). Then he followed us while we were driving away... what a freaky drive... and we were blitzed! We were mad happy when we got away by taking a left turn at a stop sign while a car was coming, so that the cop would have actually had to wait for the car to pass. It was LEET!

But stoner-related happiness... come on now. It's lightin' up a fatty with your best friends.

Stumps

10-26-2007, 11:32 PM

The first hit.

Opie Yutts

10-27-2007, 02:56 AM

The first hit.

Is that the first hit of the day, of your life, of a harvest, in a new pipe? It could be all of those.

Imagine the first hit ever.

Opie Yutts

10-27-2007, 03:02 AM

LIL, you smoked a pig in a '59 ford pickup? Nice.

One time me and my friend were hotboxin' in my car in this public park (the parking lot). Cop showed up, and we were sure we were busted. Nope, didn't get busted

I wouldn't say I smoked him, I just hid from him when he started chasing me. It was at night. I took a left, and another, then quickly shut everything down. He went flying by me with sirens blazing and lights a flashing. Yes!

Your's sounds kind of scary. A buddy of mine had his big car bong in his console in plain view. He got pulled over and his car searched, and the cop didn't see or smell it. Now yours and my buddy's experiences could definitely be happiness for a stoner.

silkyblue

10-27-2007, 03:19 AM

happiness is "flying out" on the "red eye", to fiji, in stelletos, a black dress, a bowl, endless bag,

and a rich, hunk a burning love, kissing my shaped ass !

and coming back 2 years later and the headlines read !

">>>>>>>>>>>> "ITS LEGAL"<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

:stoned:

ZenDennehy

10-27-2007, 09:09 PM

I use CD cases to hide my weed.
One stoner session got cancelled at the last second, so I put the CD back in the rack.
A week later; I reach for Rolling Stones greatest hits, open up, find 7 spliff's instead of a CD. I wasn't complaining.

Feebs420

10-27-2007, 10:05 PM

hacky sack on the beach with a fatty joint.

Ifrit369

10-27-2007, 10:20 PM

legalization.

QFT.

THC Phantom

10-28-2007, 10:03 PM

For a stoner, happiness is...

Finding weed that you forgot you had when you're out.

Anyone else?

honestly, that exact thing has happened to me so many times its ridiculous. I have often thought of my stash drawer as magic, because somehow it always has weed for me in my time of need.

Old Stoner

10-29-2007, 02:42 AM

For a stoner, happiness is being able to smoke Mary Jane again after a 25 year hiatus - smoked only a few times during those years.

So I am damned happy now, LOL...

Opie Yutts

10-29-2007, 06:16 AM

honestly, that exact thing has happened to me so many times its ridiculous. I have often thought of my stash drawer as magic, because somehow it always has weed for me in my time of need.

Kinda like the food at the sermon on the mountain. Pretty cool.

KushWhore

10-31-2007, 09:43 AM

Happiness is a bag of good stinky dank, a cleaned out bong with fresh water and ice, a new pack of papers and NO work the next day :) LOL

One time I was going to meet my friends to go out to a nightclub. I picked up some Sour Diesel and smoked about 7-8 bowls with a friend before leaving. About 5 miles down the road the cops were just setting up one of those road side sobriety check points and it was 5pm so I thought it was a lil too early for that .. so a chippie on his motorcycle notices me running the stop and goes to chase me ...
I didn't intentionally mean to run it but once I realized I was running it, I just couldn't stop. I'd get rolled so hard!

Got away, went to starbucks and that song ironically came on the radio "police see me rollin .. try and catch me ridin dirty" LOL

Opie Yutts

10-31-2007, 11:47 PM

Oh, man you gotta really concentrate on completely stopping at the stop signs if you suspect there might be a cop around (my sig). That and turn signals are their favorite way of stopping you just to check you out and bring you down. Do everything you can to NOT draw attention to yourself when you are stoned in public.

But I certainly agree that getting away from those damn police sure is fun and yes, it is one kind of happiness. I wish I would have got away last month when I got slapped with an 81 in a 55. I decided I wouldn't try to outrun the unmarked Mustang in my 1.5 liter Scion XB (almost a van.)

UTD Toker

11-01-2007, 12:02 AM

Pure happiness would be a big stash, snow storm on the way, stocked fridge, and nothing to do for the next few days.

Dang that sounds sooooo sick...:thumbsup: I would hotbox the shit out of my house if there was like a blizzard or something but hey, us Texans can hope can't we?! Lol

PdoubleOTY

11-01-2007, 01:53 AM

happiness is a fresh clean piece and dank weed...

happiness is an amazing meal you cooked during after or before smoking...

happiness is smoking a bowl in my camping hammock hanging 6ft away from a cliff that over looks a gorge and a river with the sun rising...

happiness is the same situation in the hammock, but with my rain fly over top, and it was raining at around 2 or 3 am, so i was snug in the hammock in my sleeping bag, hot boxing it with the rain fly...and the pitter patter of the rain on the fly was extremely awesome...one of the best smoking times ever.

happiness is a bowl during after or before sexual activities...smoking a blunt with a girl while hooking up and what not is kind of interesting...intimate smoke play is amazing