A serious question from a serious pot head

[Dream of the iris]

Alright well Uncle sam kicked me in the nuts and now I am getting randomly drug tested at my college. To fix this problem I decided to buy a wizzinator with synthetic dehydrated urine. I just got it in the mail but I still don't want to smoke until after my next drug test where I will try it out to see if I can get away with doing it. What I am most afraid about is whether or not the urine I bought on the site would come out ok. So I was just wondering if anyone else has tried passing a drug test this way and if so give me specific info like what you were trying to pass for and what not. Peace.

[killerweed420]

I wouldn't use the powdered urine.Go with the liquid.Its quicker and easier.You shouldn't need a whizinator.They can't stare at your dick so just use the little bottle that comes with the urine.

[FakeBoobsRule]

The Whizzinator is a fine product as well as the dehydrated urine they include with the purchase of the Whizzinator. I know people who have used dehydrated urine from Puck Technologies. However, because it has to be mixed and then used within 8 hours, I would buy Quick Fix in the future because of its ability to be stored at room temp for up to 18 months and can be reheated over and over again.

[ncnavguy]

Alright well Uncle sam kicked me in the nuts and now I am getting randomly drug tested at my college. To fix this problem I decided to buy a wizzinator with synthetic dehydrated urine. I just got it in the mail but I still don't want to smoke until after my next drug test where I will try it out to see if I can get away with doing it. What I am most afraid about is whether or not the urine I bought on the site would come out ok. So I was just wondering if anyone else has tried passing a drug test this way and if so give me specific info like what you were trying to pass for and what not. Peace.

You said Uncle Sam is screwing you, are you in ROTC or something? I've known people in the service who've used the whizzinator and was able to pass there drug tests, but they practiced with it several times so they didn't act nervous around the test and make sure you warm the urine up with a heat pack a little before you test.

[Dream of the iris]

Na dude I meant the government in general. I got busted a while back in my dorms and so now they're testing me 2 to 3 times a semester. and yes your right it does take practice. So do you guys think I should just say fuck it and smoke having faith in the wizz or play it safe and wait potentially anywhere from one month to 3 to test it out first? Btw I'd also like to comment on how nice everyone is around here. Almost always when I post on a forum people flame hardcore. Very nice community.

[FakeBoobsRule]

If you don't know whether or not it is observed, you probably will want to be clean and pass the first one clean and that way you will know exactly how they are going to handle your situation and how they are going to test you.

[kronik.krowd]

Your test all depends on what state you're in. In AZ the gov't outsources to a company called TASC. There they have monitored UA's. I'm currently in their program until about the end of November.

If you really don't want to risk it, go clean. One thing I've been doing though, is drinking plenty of water and taking a multivitamin with very high levels of vitamin B12. That will not necessarily make you clean, it'll just make the water you piss out look more like urine. One thing I've found out is that, even on a 5-panel system, they don't always test for every panel each time. So sometimes they might test for amphetamines and not alcohol.

Good luck mang!

[Dream of the iris]

well I already took one test and they let me piss in private so there's really no problem with that but I'm using yellow river synthetic urine. Does anyone know if this is legit?

[Forwhat420]

if at all possible just get some clean urine from one of ur friends. put it in the little bottle and wear your "tighty witteys" underwear to keep the urine warm and up close to your sack. if they dont watch you, just go in and pull the warm piss out, pour it in and go on about your smoke. HAPPy TOKIn

[Forwhat420]

and if it makes you feel better they only test for drugs. Not to see whether or not the piss is real. Cost too much money.

[Dream of the iris]

oh man thanks so much for your responses guys. I just did it yesterday and I've been freaking out all night and today because of it. I don't really think I can do it until after the first one anyway because its not worth the freak out.