Wow... I thought Rugrats was wholesome?

[Purple Banana]

Rugrats: Television For Pedophiles (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0201/rugrats.html)

These people really do scare me... It's honestly almost as if they're TRYING to get us to see such 'horrible' innuendo in a simple (and classic!) children's TV show...

[rebgirl420]

I used to watch that show. Those were the good ol' days on Nickelodeon. Like when Doug and the Angry Beavers were on.

[Purple Banana]

... Upon further review, I am having a very difficult time discerning if this website is fake or not, judging by the ad for a WWJD thong at the bottom of the page, and the disclaimer 'The Landover Baptist Church website is not intended to be viewed by minors or anyone under the age of 18. '

[rebgirl420]

Yeah its all satire, they have all kinds of jokes on the sides

[FUNKNUGGET]

wow that is the stupidest fucking peice of wrting i've ever read. None of the "pedophile" connections they make are concrete in any way.


Tommy discusses his dog Spike by saying, â??He lets me ride him and crawl on him and taste his food.â?� (Surely we donâ??t have to tell you what â??foodâ?� is a euphemism for.)


I dont know whether to laugh or cry...


and rebgirl you're right about old school nickelodeon. Are you afraid of the dark, angry beavers, rocko's modern life, pete n pete, clarissa explains it all, secret world of alex mac and doug are all the shit. I know there's more but my mind is a bit cloudy at the moment. They need to bring that shit back the new nick shows blow

[NextLineIsMine]

even if it is satire remember that pastor that threw up a shit storm about Spongebob and Patrick being gay. They wouldn't even be capable of any form of relationship considering neither a sponge or a starfish has orifices. Whoa

[chisme]

even if it is satire remember that pastor that threw up a shit storm about Spongebob and Patrick being gay. They wouldn't even be capable of any form of relationship considering neither a sponge or a starfish has orifices. Whoa

LMAO


also the site made me crack up lol great parody

[chisme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHH MALACHI 2:3 Gear : The Landover Baptist Store : CafePress.com (http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/75558)

[Purple Banana]

HAHAHAHA Chisme, good job finding that! Wow, I am sooo glad it wasn't real (sometimes I can be so easily fooled) but there are people like that out there... Especially who wanted Spongebob and Tinky Winky shut down; I've heard a lot more reports on Squidward being gay, actually. Supposedly being an oboe-playing squid with no pants who enjoys classical music and bubble baths is homosexual...

[Diary of a Madman]

I think the golden age of nickleodean was circa 1986 and there were 2 shows to watch........

Mr. Wizard......

You cant do that on Television......

'nuff said.

[Purple Banana]

I think it was from 89-98... After that, it just went downhill :\

The fall of our generation.

[Drag187]

O how i loved rocko's modern life, was probably my favorite show ever. Are you afraid of the dark accualy used to scare me sometimes lol :thumbsup:. Ren and Stimpy used to be on there too, they don't show anything close to that disgusting anymore, quite a shame :(

Keep Tokin'
Drag :smokin:

[420MissHighTimes420]

if you look for something hard enough you will find it. me and my friend b would watch the foodnetwork and make up sexual things to go along with everythign they said.

and o man was old school nick the shit! i forgot about most of those shows. the old all that was great. camp onowanna or however it would be spelled. pete n pete was the shit! clarrissa! ah tv is so not the same anymore

[420MissHighTimes420]

and legends of the hidden temple! ahhhh me and my sister used to play that on the stairs at my house.

[rebgirl420]

Remember Wild and Crazy kids and Double Dare? Where they would have kids going down a dirt hill in rafts and shit. They need to bring all of these shows back. Remember Keenan and Kel? And salute your shorts? God damn!

[The.Severed.Angel]

You guys forgot All That, and that other "Late" night Saturday show, but The Amanda Show is not the one I'm talking about.

[rebgirl420]

All that was good, its funny now b/c at the time there making all these wholesome family type jokes and now I see some of the older members are now doing ADULT, VER ADULT standup. Its great.

[The.Severed.Angel]

Yeah, and a lot of the old action Nick shows like Legends, GUTS, and DD2000 still play on Nickelodeon Gas, it's a newer channel dedicated to those shows.

And Reb, it'd be amazing if you could get on AIM.

[rebgirl420]

I dont have aim on this computer. Just yahoo. I'm over Johns house now.

[The.Severed.Angel]

Alright, I'll just keep a look you for you. We need to conversate.

[rebgirl420]

Sounds good : )

[auzzie]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Real Monsters........

[rebgirl420]

Robot Chicken had Doug in a skit the other day. It was good stuff.

[auzzie]

HAHAH Robot Chicken RAWKS!!!!

[LuckyG]

Getting back to the OP... Some sites (http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20America/Hellivision/narnia.htm) do take this seriously. :wtf:

[Purple Banana]

Augh, remember Roundhouse?

It was like kid's SNL, before All That...

[Hempfester]

I pulled this quote from their Terms of Service page:

"The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody."

Glad that's settled....lol. I thought it was real at first too. Wouldn't surprise me cuz some ppl do think like that. I once had a crazy room mate who was fighting a war with the school board cuz he believed that the scool board trustees were all pedophiles. I think he ended up going crazy or something.

[slightlystoopid27]

thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard. people just find ways to cause problems in this world unfortunately

[The Dude Of Life]

I'm sick of the notion by these dumbass evangelical radicals that everyone who does not enjoy beer and nascar is homosexual. I like smooth jazz, jack daniels, and classical music and i still love vagina just as much as the next man.

[stars stars stars]

I was on Wild and Crazy kids Live back in 96.

It's funny/sad that there actually ARE people who believe that shit though..everything is the devil! SINNERSSS.


-rolls eyes-

good post :)

[Ant171717]

i watched everything on Nik. as a kid.. guess this explains why im so fucked up... but seriously, this site CANT be real, look at all the ads n stories, its gotta be a satire like theonion.com