Respect!

[Purple Banana]

I was smoking with a very good friend of mine, some of my homegrown personal stash from last year, can't remember where I got the seeds, though... Anywho, we had JUST finished doing a mad super-cleaning her apartment, like a 4 hour job. I'm a very nice person. I also happen to like cleaning, so it fit. I made dinner, too- Italian meatballs, spaghetti, and I brought my bowl for dessert :D

This scrawny-looking hardxcore kid comes over to pick up something he left with his buddies last night while over here, and the host offers him a bowl of my spaghetti/meatballs, and the bowl I just packed. I introduce myself, and he does too, but more half-heartedly, which is fine, I figured he was tired or something.

My friend and I carry on our conversation, and he starts interrupting us, to talk to her. He then mentions how good the spaghetti/meatballs and the weed are, and then continues to interrupt me. He does this like 5 times, and I finally ask him "Could you please stop interrupting me, we all have something good to say, but let me just finish this story up with ____ first."

He stops, looks at me, and says "Excuse me, but no one hit YOUR buzzer. I'm talkin' here."

I grab MY bowl from his hand, point to it, and say "This is my bowl. This is my own homegrown weed. And that's my spaghetti/meatballs you're eating here. If you're going to continue to enjoy MY personal stuff that I'm graciously letting you consume, YOU will not interrupt me, and YOU will treat me with respect."

He just stared at me for a few minutes, quiet, and then mumbled he was sorry. He left 3 minutes later.

I don't care how hot shit you think you are. You treat this Banana with some RESPECT.

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahahhaha what a douche! You showed that a-hole.:thumbsup:

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Now that's a sexy attitude.

[geonagual]

Good job purple..I think I am in love.. lol..sometimes you just got to put dumb asses in their place..he probably hasnt been checked like that in awhile

[Unknownfigure]

I don't care how hot shit you think you are. You treat this Banana with some RESPECT.

Hahaha! That's how it's done! You could've told him to match you too, since he smoked your bowl.


Out of curiosity, what strain are you growing?

[Purple Banana]

Like I said, I can't remember the name, but it was a verrry tasty sativa, I bring it out for special occasions... Nice heady sort of high.

[Unknownfigure]

Like I said, I can't remember the name, but it was a verrry tasty sativa, I bring it out for special occasions... Nice heady sort of high.

Sounds nice. :thumbsup: I would grow a sativa, but it might grow out of control and I might have to get rid of it or something. Hope you took a clone or two ;)

[sd6515]

Thats right he's eating your food smoking your shit and he owes you respect I mean at minimum even if it was his house and your weed he should show you respect because everything but the place is yours and with my friends even if we're leaving mikey d's smokin my shit I get the respect.
Way to stand up for yourself don't let people walk all over you even if it was there shit there food there place YOU were talking! and that alone is beyond rude for interrupting heres respect for standing up for yourself, every man needs a self respecting women who knows and asserts her worth, shit society in general needs all women to stand up for there right to be heard as a women society needs the balance between male testosterone and womens intuition and level headiness to make society a balanced an equal place. MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL!!! Ancient times might have dictated different but thats what ancient means, outdated and not rellavent to the present. But in this case stand up for yourself man or women no one has the right to disrespect you like that many props for this beyond the respect I can minimally give you, By the way I am married and deeply in love with my high school sweetheart and the mother of my perfect son I only can hope your friend respects you the same good looking out for the POWERFUL female sex if not our superiors at minimum our equals lol. Yes I am a 23 year old male and not gay LOL but I am always seen the opposite because of my views. Be strong and stay assertive. heres your respect(I added it on the original post)

[WeedyBoyWonder]

That kid needs some fucking manners by the sounds of things.

[Man Beast]

Should've flogged him with the bowl he was smoking. lol

[Reefer Rogue]

He got served, and then SERVED

[teamfatmase]

i have to agree. its people like that, that piss me off. its like dude come on. you know YOU didnt bring the weed and you know YOU didnt cook this fucking food so fuck the fuck off for a minute and treat me with some respect! agreed to the max purple

[bubblebrain8]

good work!;)

[NextLineIsMine]

You and I need to go to a Salon in the innercity, you can re-tell your story to everyone and I can fulfill my life long dream of shooting off lines like "mmmm mmn no he didn" and "speak it like it is gurl!"

[Purple Banana]

You and I need to go to a Salon in the innercity, you can re-tell your story to everyone and I can fulfill my life long dream of shooting off lines like "mmmm mmn no he didn" and "speak it like it is gurl!"


HAHAHAHAHA I would so do that with you. Come to Bawlmer, hon! We can go down on Charles street on a humid summery Saturday...

Good morning, Baltimooooooore! There's the flasher who lives next doooor!

[Purple Banana]

So I happened to bump into this kid again, at my friend's house, and I was playing guitar for a few of my friends, we were all singing along, on the couch when he came in. I had been playing a limited set of some Pink Floyd, and he keeps cracking shit like "Floyd is gay they suck" blah blah blah... I understand a lot of metalheads and screamcore kids don't like prog rock, and that's fine. He's entitled to his own opinion. I don't go saying all of his bands suck.

So we get back to playing, he's sitting on the couch, and starts saying my technique sucks, I need to do this and that, and I shouldn't be playing crap on that guitar.

I may not be the best guitarist; I've only been playing for 2 years, but I play well enough for me for learning on my own. I am getting better, but it takes time. I do not brag about my abilities. I just like making music.

This kid is now banned from my friend's apartment.

SERVES HIM FUCKIN' RIGHT.

[bluntblaze]

Now that's a sexy attitude.

haha hell yeah!

[Reefer Rogue]

Screw that guy, how dare he insult Floyd in the company of stoners.

[mikeyjo]

Generally, when I give something to someone I do so without conditions attached.

But hey, to each his own.

[Hilder420]

what a fuckin little tard... the bands of today dont even have a smidgen of talent... he doesnt know Shit... i would have taken both bowls away, and turned into the weed nazi.. no more weed for you!!! i bet he though that just cuz youre a girl u would sit there and take it.. good for you!

[BobBong]

OoOoO That's a Spicy Banana! Just how I like em :)

[thcbongman]

You go PB. Show that little emo who's boss! Woohoo, I wish I was there, I could've taken a picture hahaha.

To tell you the truth, I can't imagine you being stern, but I picture the guy in utter fear, because you are such a sweet girl! I would be!

[Rhymenocerus]

Serves him right. Now, I try to be accepting of others and everything, but those hardcore kids are the essence of douchiness.

[DaZeDShAdOw]

People these days ill tell ya lol........

[r0k]

That kid needs to learn some respect. Shows him right. :cool:

[SantaClawz]

I woulda had 2 choices.

1. MAKE him play the guitar hes such a genious at.
Or
2. MAKE him eat the guitar.

[thecreator]

Good stuff man but did you seriously tell him you were growing?

[Old Stoner]

Way to go, Purp... The kid has no idea what's it's like tripping to Floyd... Apparently he wasn't raised to respect others as we were.

Incidentally, you mentioned Floyd. If you EVER get the cahnce, see Australian Pink Floyd (cover band fro PF of course) - they are- in one word - truly amazing, he, he, he... Well, maybe TWO words.... Even Roger Waters and David Gilmore get into 'em!

I'll be seeing them for the second time November 17th. I can't wait, and now i have the weed need to proceed, LOL...

[Old Stoner]

P.S. Don't miss Roger Waters, he's on tour doing the Dark Side Of The Moon set.... FANTASTIC!

[tootsie roll]

So I happened to bump into this kid again, at my friend's house, and I was playing guitar for a few of my friends, we were all singing along, on the couch when he came in. I had been playing a limited set of some Pink Floyd, and he keeps cracking shit like "Floyd is gay they suck" blah blah blah... I understand a lot of metalheads and screamcore kids don't like prog rock, and that's fine. He's entitled to his own opinion. I don't go saying all of his bands suck.

So we get back to playing, he's sitting on the couch, and starts saying my technique sucks, I need to do this and that, and I shouldn't be playing crap on that guitar.

I may not be the best guitarist; I've only been playing for 2 years, but I play well enough for me for learning on my own. I am getting better, but it takes time. I do not brag about my abilities. I just like making music.

This kid is now banned from my friend's apartment.

SERVES HIM FUCKIN' RIGHT.

Awesome purplebanana! That guy sounds like a real tool.
Glad he's out and you can feel comfortable visiting with your friends without that turd around.:thumbsup:

[tootsie roll]

Good stuff man but did you seriously tell him you were growing?

Sounds like they just met recently.
Hopefully he doesn't know much beyond pb's first name.

[Mohksha]

DAMN... That is bad-ass! Show those ungrateful motherfuckers!

[Purple Banana]

He doesn't know my name, don't worry. My two friends only know I grow because they used to dry and cure the buds at their place, it was a joint effort. I trust them with everything.

He's from Jersey, anyway, which is rather far from where I'm at. I just can't stand how he thinks he's all badass and shit. He DOES play guitar, but like I said, mostly hardxcore kind of stuff, so I'm in no position to 'jam' with him (he doesn't like to 'jam,' says is for "Hippie faggots who listen to CSN&Y and the Grateful Dead")

EDIT: And thanks thcbongman- you're right, I VERY rarely get angry. I 'blow up' maybe once every 3 years? I'm very, very laid back; there's no point in me getting stressed out easily, it makes me feel like crap when I do. But I did it tastefully, and kept my cool. AND I SHOWED THAT BASTARD.

I am going to see a Floyd cover band in November as well, not sure if they're Australian, I think they're American, but they're fuckin' phenominal! I saw Roger on his last tour, and likewise with David, and I have to say, although I like Roger and David both, David had a much better voice/guitar/light show... Roger's voice lost its edge with age, but it was still an excellent show!

[Old Stoner]

I bet you are going to see Australian Pink Floyd, Purple. They are up your way in November - here's the link to the website, click on tour dates:

aussiefloyd.com

I Cannot WAIT! I'll take some photos and put 'em up, but by the tour dates, if these guys are who you are going to see, you'll see them before me. I'm seeing them 11/17 in Atlanta.

And you're so right, Roger's voice has faded a bit, but David's is still spot on. This guitar player for APF is an amazing guitarist. Have a cigar, you're gonna LOVE it!

[crudemood]

Haha, I love justice.