im a scientist...?

[ilovelife]

i love gettin high, and everytime im high i discover many things and i figure out unknown problems like here is my most recent discovery...

**humans...all of us are just action figures, we are programmed but only to a certain extent, the programmers let us make some of our own decisions to keep it fun... think about it, these guys keep changing us everyday and evolving us... its a game they and as they get more and more bored they keep changing us to have more fun, so thats how wat we percept as "evolution".

and if u also think about, why are there religions and why are differnet people in differnent parts of teh world? its to make us fight, its for the programmers to make it interesting, to see if our "free will" will make us fight, or unite.

the "world" wont end until the programmers are bored. once that day comes we will die out, then they will begin a new game, thus a new chapter of humanity. when im toked i totally understand it clearer. its very hard to explain but i met the programmers and they told me all of this, they are using me to make this more interesting, is this computer even here? i also beleive this so called "computer" is a device to unite and divide, to make dif. people talk and experience new stuff and then try to do it and fail or do w/e, we are being watched and this "earth" is just a piece to watch and when it rains they are not cryig but throwing cows at us and pouring milk from the wastleland...anyone?

[poorman3]

so who do you think the programmers are?

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

They live on drury lane
they are the muffin men

[naturalmystic]

your theory might actually be able to back up my theory, that 'aliens' began life on earth.

anyways, today i was sitting in science class and i thought, in a way science in general is just like a religioun. There is no way to prove ANYTHING. Not even science. You can add 1+1=2 but those are just numbers we made up.

[ilovelife]

i often wonder beyond wat i just see, i no im still young and most people look at me and are just like..."teenage skater punk", but seriusly i think i mightve cracked the code on everything. i feel like when im blazed i can solve things and every time i think of a new theory i think hard about it and it makes so much dam sense, like seriously think, when we play video games we are just controlling a character and that character sometimes does his own thing and each one has their own personality, maybe we are just like that... but i also beleive ur theory about aliens starting humanity on "earth" and i believe in area 51 or w/e and that people have been up with aliens and been talked too...i dont believe in the aliens like described tho, i believe in the aliens most witnesses say they saw, the ones that look very similar to us humans,,,,dont start calling me crazy before u think about it,,(and smoke a couple bowls)

[poorman3]

again, i ask you i love life, who do you think the programmers are? hell, i don`t care how old you are. i just asked a you a question and i want call you crazy.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

again, i ask you i love life, who do you think the programmers are? hell, i don`t care how old you are. i just asked a you a question and i want call you crazy.

We are the programmers...we are machines...we...in reality...control and grow you humans as energy...food...batteries...the dead is melted and fed to the living....this world...that...you live in...is called...




















the MATRIX...DUN DUH DUUUUUNNN!!!

[silentbob9898]

cough*matrix*caugh

[naturalmystic]

NO ONE should be called crazy on any of these forums.

[poorman3]

WHO CALLED ANYONE CRAZY? i just asked a question.

[CanaBliss]

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"There is no way to prove ANYTHING. Not even science. You can add 1+1=2 but those are just numbers we made up."
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^Good point lol, tell us more.

Ilovelife>> Smoke some more bowls and tell us what you come up with about this theory again. Very interesting haha...

[Syrus]

I believe that life is just a ride and thrfore we should worry less bout it.

[ilovelife]

ok, well i just toked up 2 bong bowls and 3 pipe fulls of the dankest weed ive ever smoked so im blazed outta my skull rite now. the programmers are these guys that look like humans and they have earth rolled out in an enclosed area where they can just walk up and watch everything. i also discovered a few minutes ago that the tv gives off a weird buzzing noise and im gonna do a study to see if it is harmful to the ears. but i mite be wrong b/c i just thought a tree in my backyard was a horse. i also relized that brainwaves travel downward through my toes. when im high i discover every problem and i feel like einstein, seroiusly i am super smart and i no everything and alot of time after im high i get annoyed easily just b/c everyone seems so stupid compared to me, i used to be really religious but i think im becoming atheist just b/c when im high i relize my eventuality and i learn stuff and this "god" is just a comfort. and i think the people who crack the code to this lie will be the ones who really go to "heaven" or wherever we end up. ill tell u how the so called "heaven" is next time i take a salvia trip!

[ilovelife]

again, i ask you i love life, who do you think the programmers are? hell, i don`t care how old you are. i just asked a you a question and i want call you crazy.

its hard to explain how they are, but they are somewat humanlike and as they get bored of us they keep changing things. thats evolution and when we die i keep seeing myself and other dead people i no walkin down a red road and we are chained and we are pissed and the end of life is just the end, and its like before we were born, and we travel down this road and work for our afterlife to repay the ppl for letting us spend time on earth

[poorman3]

Cool man, thats an answer. thats all i asked for. i like to hear other peoples thoughts on the subject. straight and to the point. peace.

[ilovelife]

i also wish i lived in the 70's so fucking bad. sometimes i just feel like i totally do not belong in this generation. i hate all the little emo kids and stuff its so annoying. i wish i could just be back in the 70's at woodstock smokin herb and chillin and wearing flairs and shit, i wish that so bad, i hate this modern day so much, im totally out of place and im listenin to stairway to heaven rite now and im trippin balls

was anyone here a teen in the 70's? tell me how it was

[poorman3]

ilovelife i hear you man, i was born in 64. i was only 5 years old when woodstock folks gathered for their place in history. i was living in japan as an army brat. that was 69. if not for the 60`s, 70`s, 80`s,and 90`s we could`nt communicate and listen to great music at the same time. don`t wish your life away so quick man. your generation has contributed also. peace.

[naturalmystic]

"Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble."
-Joseph Campbell

[ilovelife]

i hate this, i have lost all security ive ever had. i honestly no longer beleive in wat is known as this "god." i now feel like im being watched and its hard to explain but i think im gonna go talk to a phyciatrist b/c im freaked out. i used to be christian/muslim, but now i dont pray to alla or jesus anymore. i dont really pray at all. i just talk to the one above. ive also been listenin to "stairway to heaven" and whenever the guitar solo starts i start cryin and its uncontrollable, i dunno wat to do, i have to no wats after death, wat happens all the people that i love and that die? do they see me, are they still in there bodies but in a differnet state? fuck, im so annoyed at everything im gonna go lite up some bowls and try to figure this out and im gonna write it all down this time. but i also relized when im high i hack into my subconsious mind, like last time i was high i closed my eyes and started seeing me as a lil 3 or 4 year old and stuff happen, and when i asked my mom if that ever happen she was like "wow, u were so young, how can anyone remember that" i no everything now and im fuckin scared as hell im trippin balls

[naturalmystic]

just try to calm down man. I'm sure tons of people feel the same way you do. You gotta just go about your business and live your life. Do the stuff that is important in your like work/school/sports whatever it may be. It will take your mind off of what your thinking.

[whaddaphuck]

dude..this 'gift' or 'power' wutever u wish to call it..is fukkin trippy man! i mean, wenever i get blazed, be it on my own or with mates..we always get into discusions about religion, life, n all the other stuff..but my mate once told me pretty much the same thing u did, about how wen hes blazed he gets these visions n shit..but neway, it jus freaked me out..especially wen u sed summin bout people on a hill who can see everything or something like that?..neways, my mate when he was stoned out of his face he drew this pic of 2 aliens on a hill lookin at like a city...as soon as i read wut u put about things on a hill...all i could think about was that drawin! freaking me out now actually! ill try and scan the pic and post it on here or something!
peace

[kronick]

programmers=god...they mean the same thing the way u explain it...same shit, different pile. im personally agnostic and i dont assume anything that i know nothing about...cause u couldnt prove it....but thats just me...

[Thurgood]

thats weird. I had the same exact epiphany when I smoked 3 bowls of dro and stared at my wall.

[kronick]

i would hardly call it an epiphany...

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Epiphany

noun: a divine manifestation
noun: twelve days after Christmas

manifestation

noun: a clear appearance
noun: a manifest indication of the existence or presence or nature of some person or thing
noun: an appearance in bodily form (as of a disembodied spirit)

[kronick]

Delusion

1. (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary

2. a false belief, seen most often in psychosis (for example schizophrenia);


Schizophrenia

1. A severe emotional disorder of psychotic depth characteristically marked by a retreat from reality with delusion formation, hallucinations, emotional disharmony, and regressive behavior.


Hallucinations

1. Perceptions the person believes to be real despite evidence to the contrary, e.g., the person perceives something that does not exist. Seen in psychosis or acutely induced by such factors as drugs, alcohol, and stress. They may involve any of the five senses, but auditory and visual are the most common.



do you want me to keep going or do you think you got it?

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Huh?

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Easy known words.

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

Ure not a scientist more a philosopher, since ure truths aren't really based on anything other than personal belief, as for the 1+1=2 thing, 1 is the symbol we giv a single unit, we could call it 9, and regardless of name it still refers to a single unit. so a single biro plus another is goin to come out to be 2 biro's, 2 is jus the symbol that we giv as a reference. Nevertheless I think its an interesting theory, but the programmers are far to understandable, if you think they may be higher beings then I'm supposing you believe that they live in other dimensions, ure analogy of them sitting on a hilltop overlooking everything is strange, cuz thats a common analogy when talking about the possibility of the 11th dimension. These ppl you see in ure visions are God(s), just not the ones that you have read about in a lot of holy books, u aren't losing ure faith except u are doing quite the opposite, realizing that spirituality is an individual realisation, not something that can be put into words as they are too open to interpretation, which is why so many conflicts are caused through religion. They are guidelines, God or whatever you want to call it can only be truly found through self exploration, don't be so worried if it doesn't fit in the christianity, islam, or any other organised religion, as they too were only written by man.