I've been seduced!!!

[GraziLovesMary]

So a girl that I work with actually managed to seduce me. Youd think it would be an easy task, having gone 6 months and all, but no.. She fuckin worked her ass off to get me for like 2 weeks! I saw her at the front desk a couple weeks ago and asked if she wanted to smoke weed after work, and we started hangin out and smokin all the time. I guess I figured she was plottin on me, but I couldnt tell, she did it so perfectly!!!!! Didnt say a damn thing at all about sex the whole time, didnt make a move, nothin... then... fuck I dont remember how it happened, I just know I was at my friends house suckin hard at Guitar Hero(Of course Ive only played it before at Walmart, and this time I jumped straight to hard), like 2 blunts deep, and she came over, we smoked another blunt, she fuckin owned BOTH of us at the damn game, and she gave me a ride to my car. Then came over. And spent the night lol. And got naked. Allllllllll she wrote, folks.

I looked at her afterwards when I realized what she just got me to do, and all I could do was shake my head in amazement. Nobody that works that hard should go unrewarded. Now I finally have an outlet for 6 months of severely repressed sexual energy.


The funny thing is, that first night, all I could think about was "why the fuck didnt I jack off at all this past week!?" I dont know how the fuck I made it through the first 45 minutes without popping, but after that I was good. Being on the verge of orgasm while maintaining sexual intercourse for 45 minutes, however, is a form of ecstacy I have not experienced many times in my life.

Now that I think of it... Im at the library... Im gonna get some books on tantra :D

[higher4hockey]

whats that song....if it feels this good getting used, you just keep on using me till you use me up.

[stinkyattic]

So a girl that I work with actually managed to seduce me.....She fuckin worked her ass off to get me for like 2 weeks!
Damn, I wouldn't have expected the Weed Ninja to be so... EASY!!!
:D

[GraziLovesMary]

Damn, I wouldn't have expected the Weed Ninja to be so... EASY!!!
:D

ME NEITHER!!!!!! Its blowin my fuckin mind!

How the fuck was I supposed to know Id encounter somebody who knew exactly what to do to seduce me, and when! AND have the patience to pull it off!! Oh well, nothin left to do now but enjoy the sex!


P.S... Im stealin that one too... Im on a signature rampage upon my return!!!

[stinkyattic]

Ugh, you're gonna turn into one of those dudes whose siggy is longer than his posts, and then NO ONE is gonna want to seduce you... haha

[stinkyattic]

Ive been seduced!!! (http://boards.cannabis.com/sexuality-relationships/135126-ive-been-seduced-post1661666.html#post1661666)
..says grazi triumphantly, as his fan club collectively vows to pine away in solitary spinsterhood...

(sorry, I am just having far too much fun busting on you this evening....)

[GraziLovesMary]

Ugh, you're gonna turn into one of those dudes whose siggy is longer than his posts, and then NO ONE is gonna want to seduce you... haha

hahahah probably. Then one of two things will happen... I will become even more full of myself and lengthen my opinion to once again dominate my signature... or become so disassociated and disgusted with myself that I go crazy(..-er?) and do something totally impulsive and self-deprecating. And possibly irreversibly humiliating.

I guess its a critical point in my life... nobody better say anything else about me that I find amusing and clever contained in a single sentence... the fate of the world hangs in the balance.
















There.... is that longer than my signature??




















:D :p

[GraziLovesMary]

..says grazi triumphantly, as his fan club collectively vows to pine away in solitary spinsterhood...

(sorry, I am just having far too much fun busting on you this evening....)

LMMFAO!!!! Nah go ahead!!! This shits fuckin hilarious... hahahahaha Im my favorite subject to make fun of cause I know Im not gonna bitch about my feelings getting hurt :p

Jones away, girlfriend, Im laughin my ass off at the library.. peeps are givin me funny looks. Im deep in the HEART of Buckeyes territory sportin a XXL Clinton Portis on field Jersey that my boy grabbed from FedEx field and a Burgundy and Gold AKDMKS beanie lmao. I love it.

[stinkyattic]

nobody better say anything else about me that I find amusing and clever contained in a single sentence...
Too late... I posted that one ^^^ as you were still typing... YOU LOSE!!!

[GraziLovesMary]

Too late... I posted that one ^^^ as you were still typing... YOU LOSE!!!

FUCK!!!

resisting.... temptations.... to add.... another..... quote..... to my..... ... siggg...nature..... aaaAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[GraziLovesMary]

(sorry, I am just having far too much fun busting on you this evening....)

Thats odd... I said that very sentence twice yesterday, and once this morning.... hmmm... now if that isnt a coincidence....

[stinkyattic]

Use your ninja skillz, DUH!!!!
Sheesh. Some ninja you AREN'T.

[GraziLovesMary]

Use your ninja skillz, DUH!!!!
Sheesh. Some ninja you AREN'T.

hahahah... DONE!

EDIT: oddly enough, Im also resisting the temptation to use your choice of verbiage ("busting on you") and single just the dirty sounding part out for my signature... hmm bwahahahahaha :D:wtf:

[stars stars stars]

You whore ;)

[420MissHighTimes420]

6 months is still a really long time so good job on that! most people would pry be easily seduced after that amount of time if they are used to having sex. hell i would be

[Ganj]

whats that song....if it feels this good getting used, you just keep on using me till you use me up.

The original song was performed by Bill Withers. He also did the song "Lean On Me" and "Ain't No Sunshine."

[GraziLovesMary]

6 months is still a really long time so good job on that! most people would pry be easily seduced after that amount of time if they are used to having sex. hell i would be

hehe 6 months seemed like nothing, she just said all the right things and avoided doing all the wrong things :D But yeah its great having sex again!

[thcbongman]

Must've been a bombshell to be able to seduce the Grazi.

[GraziLovesMary]

Must've been a bombshell to be able to seduce the Grazi.

Nah, the Grazi does not choose women based on physical appearance. Shes cute, and has a tall, very slender frame, its a nice change of pace from what I had been used to for so long. She just... honestly, just... said all the right things, I dont even know how to word it better lol :P But it was more about what she DIDNT do or say that sealed the deal. Also, she put like 2 weeks of HARD WORK into it too... I would be an asshole to deny her after that. She deserved it.

[GraziLovesMary]

I just wanted to bring this thread back to chuckle at my cockiness.

UPDATE: Still with Ashley, shes been living with me in my apartment for a couple months now, and its workin out pretty good. Its so nice to finally be able to wake up, roll over, and fuck the person next to me who is just as naked as me. Dont gotta worry about condoms or pulling out, shes on birth control. Shit... I dont even have to wake her up.. shes actually TOLD me to fuck her in her sleep if I dont feel like waking her up.

:D

And shes almost as big a pothead as I am! I say almost because... well Im the biggest pothead Ive ever met as of yet. Of course, I really do gotta discount some of the older heads Ive smoked with that have been tokin for upwards of 50 years.. they got me beat, Im not gonna be THAT cocky. And all you potheads on here... dont get yore panties in a bunch, I havent met any of you fuckers yet, so theres no point in arguing semantics!

:D Sorry Im in a randy mood :p I watched 300 last night, and of course all that killing made me horny so I threw Ashley on the bed, ripped her clothes off and pounded the shit outta her.. then I did it again when I woke up this morning.

When my friend gets off work at 3, were gonna smoke some weed then go to a firing range :D