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qdavid
09-27-2007, 02:37 PM
I had posted before about how I read where some guy puts banana peels in with his seed and gets 100% females. So using my outstanding intellect I figured since plant's sex is determined in the 3-4 week of life, putting banana peels next to the plants then will produce females. The pre-flowers looked female so I thought it worked. I was wrong. One of them is male. I'm a dumbass. I should know better than to believe in that voodoo shit. I'm sorry if I had anyone believing that crap. But I did learn, don't go by pre-flowers. Wait until actual flowering to determine sex.

Dutch Pimp
09-27-2007, 02:50 PM
Knowledge pwns voodoo every time....:greenthumb:

DebuteMachine23
09-27-2007, 02:58 PM
What are you talking about? Didn't you do the female plant dance? I bet you forgot. Its when you put your boxer shortes on inside out and you dance around your seeds before you start germing them, and at the same time you are supposed to sing a little chant.

What? It worked for me! :stoned:

the image reaper
09-27-2007, 03:09 PM
What are you talking about? Didn't you do the female plant dance? I bet you forgot. Its when you put your boxer shortes on inside out and you dance around your seeds before you start germing them, and at the same time you are supposed to sing a little chant.

What? It worked for me! :stoned:

boxer shorts ?? no way ... I just dance naked around the seeds, not a pretty sight, but it works :thumbsup:

Weedhound
09-27-2007, 03:55 PM
God the lack of knowledge here is amazing.....the dance is COUNTER-CLOCKWISE people.....geez.....:wtf:

foxysox
09-27-2007, 03:59 PM
Don't you guys know that the banana has for ages been a phallic symbol? The OP probably had a bunch of females, but scared some into maleness by putting the empty peel of a banana (symbolizing emasculation) near them. tsk tsk.

Weedhound
09-27-2007, 04:17 PM
Don't you guys know that the banana has for ages been a phallic symbol? The OP probably had a bunch of females, but scared some into maleness by putting the empty peel of a banana (symbolizing emasculation) near them. tsk tsk.

Wow qdavid....you should have just bought them some muscle cars the moment you put those peels down next to them. :(

qdavid
09-27-2007, 07:25 PM
I thought you had to put a red rose in your mouth and where a sombrero, then dance around them naked, counter clockwise, while snapping your fingers. I guess that banana scaring the girls thing was a little far fetched, huh? I'll try that muscle car thing if that dancing thing don't work.

the image reaper
09-27-2007, 08:30 PM
Don't you guys know that the banana has for ages been a phallic symbol? The OP probably had a bunch of females, but scared some into maleness by putting the empty peel of a banana (symbolizing emasculation) near them. tsk tsk.

" emasculation " ??? ... why must you always intimidate me ?? :wtf:

rhizome
09-27-2007, 08:57 PM
I woulda thought that " emasculation" was a less threatening way of putting it...

twoguysupnorth
09-29-2007, 01:16 AM
banana peels are suposed to be good rose fertilizer? but the gasses from ripening fruit are suposed to create females in seeds. no studies here so dont count on that being a fact(i cant even remember the name of the gas)

Weedhound
09-29-2007, 01:29 AM
Well the counter-clockwise thing IS fact so there twoguys....:p :D