Sexy girl that chews

[blazed620]

Ok...so theres this girl i've been kinda dating...she's a country girl...lol..redneck to the core...and she is goddam sexy...Perfect fucking body...she could be a car model lol. Theres only one thing....She fucking CHEWS!>? Yuck..just the thought of it is disgusting..but she is soooo hot...so idk what to do. My last girlfriend..had mentioned before that she had chewed...and she wasn't as pretty as this girl now...and i told her NEVER to do that..and now look at me..im with this beautiful girl..and Im afraid to say nething. I dont want her to be mad at me....she's intimidating as fuck too...she's one of those types that tell it how it is. But yeah...ne advice?? I always hate having to wait till she's through chewing to kiss her...:wtf: Idk tho...somebody help me

[stinkyattic]

Um just tell her you don't want to kiss her with a big wad of dip in her mouf. I mean, that's not too hard? I used to dip coffee grounds back in the CG though... caffeine to da DOME. lol. But you find bits hours later.
And carry a toothbrush so you can give it to her too. :D

[HighTillIDie]

that 's gross, but do ya gotta marry her?

[dean0000]

Chews what? Tobacco?

[blazed620]

Chews what? Tobacco?

yeah....copenhagen i think..

[trynagethigh]

LOL..damn look at my dirty mind wandering...I thought you were saying she was a cum chewer :wtf: or maybe she was nibbling on your schlong:eek: ....LOL. Thank you for clarifying:thumbsup:

[cannabis campbell]

I dont get this?? I honestly have no clue what you mean lol, chews when shes kissing? chews when shes giving head? chews when shes eating whaaat? be more specific lol.

[stars stars stars]

chews as in chewing tobacco


I think that's really gross and I'd straight up tell her "That's gross, brush your teeth then kiss me."


and beauty isn't everything, hon.

[giggy]

a chick that chews...

thats fuckin hot! :thumbsup:

[higher4hockey]

Well I thought I found the girl for me
She had long legs nice hair and a shaved pussy
But no matter how hard I tried
the girl and I could not see eye to eye
But now I know what I need to make my life so complete
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews Copenhagen
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you
Watching football sunday afternoons
and we'd always share the same spittoon
I'd be her girl and she'd by my man
Consumate our love with a new fresh can
and we'll shave up all of our lids
to get that pool table for the kids
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
When she opens up her mouth
all her teeth are falling out
I need a girl that chews copenhagen
Hey baby I think that maybe I love you
Hey baby I think that maybe
I get stupid when your here stupid
Hey baby, I think that maybe I love you

[auzzie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Poetry at its best right there:thumbsup:

[Skanky Spice]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww nasty bitch.
[that's what my bf says when i smoke cigs ^.^]
just tell her how you feel. explain that you don't really like that and that you'd rather not kiss her after she does that. she probably won't stop, but maybe she'll cut back, like i have, or do it, then brush her teeth, like i do.

[dean0000]

Ask her to spit some of that brown shit on your knob when shes giving you a rub and tug :thumbsup:

[AussieGWRER]

LOL..damn look at my dirty mind wandering...I thought you were saying she was a cum chewer :wtf: or maybe she was nibbling on your schlong:eek: ....LOL. Thank you for clarifying:thumbsup:

hahahaha idk y this was so funny :D:stoned::D

[beachguy in thongs]

Get a threesome with her cousin.

[stinkyattic]

Get a threesome with her cousin.
She probably already did him anyway... (sorry couldn't resist)

[angry nomad]

Encourage her to chew more so you can be "gummed."

[420MissHighTimes420]

i never understood chewing tabacoo. i guess you should just tell her straight up that you find it nasty!

[Comatose]

Um just tell her you don't want to kiss her with a big wad of dip in her mouf. I mean, that's not too hard? I used to dip coffee grounds back in the CG though... caffeine to da DOME. lol. But you find bits hours later.
And carry a toothbrush so you can give it to her too. :D

Thats exactly what I would do.

[cannabis campbell]

No one chews tobacco in england not old people not young people, no one lol, it sounds disgustin is it an alternative to smoking or what?

[thathippiekid]

yeah, a disgusting one. You just take a pinch of tobacco and put it behind your lip between your gum.

[ntcrawler]

Get her to at least switch to Snus.

[snicklefritz1825]

No one chews tobacco in england not old people not young people, no one lol, it sounds disgustin is it an alternative to smoking or what?

I wish it was like that here then there would be alot of guys worth kissing.

[TPot]

Oh damn I misread.
I thought you meant she chews...

on your penis.

[dragonrider]

Switch her over to nicotine patches and then give her something else to satisfy the oral fixation...

[higher4hockey]

you guys's low opinion of those who chew tobacco is baffling to me. i have a copenhagen ring in damn near all of my jeans....and so do a lot of the guys around here.

i form opinions of people based on what they chew, skoal=nancy.

[stinkyattic]

I think it's more an issue of... um... chewing is not exactly... girly? Guys who chew, okay, I can dig it. But... eh... how can I say this without being sexist?
I can't.
So Ima shut up now.

[higher4hockey]

i read somewhere that the majority of people that chew are white males in rural areas. i can agree with that....

and to be totally honest, i dont think i would be to down with a girl that chews.

[KingsBlend420]

I've never seen a chick that chews.

[blazed620]

well good news....sorta...i was talking to her about it, and I said something like..u need to quit..just like i need to quit cigs..and she's like you need to quit something else too (weed) And we made a deal that I can't smoke weed and she can't chew...but im still gonna smoke..lol..u guys know me...i just won't smoke wen im around her..thats all. At least she isn't gonna be chewing nemore..

[higher4hockey]

lol yeah she's probably posting on countrybumpkins.org that she met this stoner guy who she doesnt like smoking pot....so she made him promise to quit smoking reefer and she'll quit chewing, then she tells her slack jawed yokal friends that they know her and she's just not going to chew around you. but she still will.

[blazed620]

lol...yeah i thought the same thing..so i asked her...i said how will i know if your doing it or not...and she said because shes a trustworthy person...and i said i am too...haha

[higher4hockey]

lol yeah you sure are ;)

[Bluntmasterbabe]

Omg...this is hilarious! I don't think I've ever met a girl my age that chews. That would be weird. I know alot of people who do, and I've tried it once before when I was younger, but it just seems so disgusting to me. I just can't get past the "spit cup"...yuck...:D