i have disproved math

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

Now, let's get this clear. I understand some of this may be difficult to understand and I'm sorry about that, but some things can only be expressed in their technical terms.

So here goes:

There is a recipe to make ginger ale which involves filling a cup with Sprite, then adding two splashes of Coke from the fountain machine. This is used at my college specifically for the 21 oz. drink cups they sell, so this may differ depending on what size cup you are filling.

Now, we all know that by doing something to both sides of an function, you do not change the value of said function. So let's write it out:

. Coke + Sprite = Ginger Ale

By multiplying both sides of the equation by "Diet," we in effect change nothing.

. Diet (Coke + Sprite) = Diet Ginger Ale

Using the distributive property, we can simplify this equation.

. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Diet Ginger Ale

Sounds perfect, yes? No. This is disproved among tasting the concoction.

. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Diet Ginger Ale? NO.
. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Tastes like shit.

How is this mathematically possible you ask? Some would argue that Diet Coke and Diet Sprite taste like shit, so in effect, Diet Ginger Ale would taste like shit.

. Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)

In reality, the end product tastes much worse than this. At least 10x as bad, if not more (This value is not yet discovered, but is believed to be an irrational number similar to pi).

I'm sure to get a lot of criticism for my findings, just as most scientific discoveries do. I blame society for its fear of change. Don't even try to disprove it. Any posts attempting to do so will be ignored by myself and the rest of the scientific community.



Keep toking. :rastasmoke:

[typoerror]

i feel stupider after reading this.

[Johnny McPotSmoker]

mission accomplished.

[slipknotpsycho]

i thought it was funny as hell..... especially


Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)


lmao...

[snicklefritz1825]

Lmao are you high?

[hoghuntr76]

LMAO!!! thats all I can say.. I was having a shitty day, I read this and for some reason after laughing out loud I seem to feel better

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

Oh my god. That makes perfect sense! You sir, are a genius of pure breed.

[I Justburn 247]

I've just dropped out of the university because I refuse to pay for the false information I have been receiving. I will enroll shortly in your institution hopefully you can just send me the paper work to speed the process along..

Stay high

[Funkmaster H.O.H.N.]

That's fucking amazing, seriously.

[deadfan420]

Now, let's get this clear. I understand some of this may be difficult to understand and I'm sorry about that, but some things can only be expressed in their technical terms.

So here goes:

There is a recipe to make ginger ale which involves filling a cup with Sprite, then adding two splashes of Coke from the fountain machine. This is used at my college specifically for the 21 oz. drink cups they sell, so this may differ depending on what size cup you are filling.

Now, we all know that by doing something to both sides of an function, you do not change the value of said function. So let's write it out:

. Coke + Sprite = Ginger Ale

By multiplying both sides of the equation by "Diet," we in effect change nothing.

. Diet (Coke + Sprite) = Diet Ginger Ale

Using the distributive property, we can simplify this equation.

. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Diet Ginger Ale

Sounds perfect, yes? No. This is disproved among tasting the concoction.

. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Diet Ginger Ale? NO.
. Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Tastes like shit.

How is this mathematically possible you ask? Some would argue that Diet Coke and Diet Sprite taste like shit, so in effect, Diet Ginger Ale would taste like shit.

. Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)

In reality, the end product tastes much worse than this. At least 10x as bad, if not more (This value is not yet discovered, but is believed to be an irrational number similar to pi).

I'm sure to get a lot of criticism for my findings, just as most scientific discoveries do. I blame society for its fear of change. Don't even try to disprove it. Any posts attempting to do so will be ignored by myself and the rest of the scientific community.



Keep toking. :rastasmoke:

What the hell are you talking about man? :)

Of course, I FAILED math 070 at my college (the lowest math class you can take), so I shouldn't even try to think about these things.

[Rhymenocerus]

Diet Coke + Diet Sprite = Tastes like shit.

How is this mathematically possible you ask? Some would argue that Diet Coke and Diet Sprite taste like shit, so in effect, Diet Ginger Ale would taste like shit.

. Tastes like shit + Tastes like shit = 2 (Tastes like shit)

In reality, the end product tastes much worse than this. At least 10x as bad, if not more (This value is not yet discovered, but is believed to be an irrational number similar to pi).

lol thank you for that.

[Metaphor]

damn thats some deep shit.

i dont know weather to embrace this
or
ask for your dealers number.

[Rhymenocerus]

I would say both

[Purple Banana]

Woooooooooooooow.

My brain just bled. And it tasted like Diet Gingerale.

[birdgirl73]

I feel more stupid after reading this, too.
And strangely less thirsty than before.

Don't be surprised, Johnny McPotSmoker, if the Nobel Committee comes knocking. . .

[Mayack419]

You aren't counting all the variables. Different ingredients in each one. If you broke it down to each ingredient, it would work.

[Reefer Rogue]

Ewww diet drinks, gimme my sugar I say! Nice use of the distributive property ;)

[ReUp]

Can be done in a four line proof.

1 + 1 = 2

1 + 1 = A window.

2 =/= A window

Therefore 1 + 1 =/= 2

(If you need me to explain any line in anymore depth just ask ;))

[Nightcrewman]

I feel more stupid after reading this, too.
And strangely less thirsty than before.

Don't be surprised, Johnny McPotSmoker, if the Nobel Committee comes knocking. . .


Don't be surprised if the men in white coats come knocking LOL.

Nice one, made me a little confused

Cheers

NCM

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

You aren't counting all the variables. Different ingredients in each one. If you broke it down to each ingredient, it would work.

Of course. He's not disproving math, just proving chemistry.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I laughed.

[Jack Daniel]

Johnny McPotSmoker + Thread = lol

Post + Full Thread Quote = Unneccessary

[Smoker101]

thanks for the read. lol I dont know why I thought you were actually getting somewhere haha.

[toozlah]

That's a pretty nice mathematical proof...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!