Jehovah's witness came to my front door

[DebuteMachine23]

Okay, so maybe I'm just stoned but she something really weird to me. She was asking if I believed in god, I didn't really know how to tell her that I've been to church a bunch of times and that I'm just not really interested in it. So I just replied no, nothing rude. And so she says to me

"I just had a slurpee if you're wondering why my face is so red" then went on to give me a small pamphlet. I had no idea what she meant by this. Was she being rude or am I stoned?

[angry nomad]

And so she says to me

"I just had a slurpee if you're wondering why my face is so red"

Bwahahaha! What the fuck! Maybe she thought you were hot? I would just invite them in, then toke up a bowl.

And no, you weren't rude, and neither was she. Probably just nervous.

[Mr. Spliff]

What the...

I think you're just high, bro.

[LuckyG]

Man, JWs don't even come to the door around here anymore, we just get pamphlets in our mailbox. Apparently if I join them I can "oppose the Devil" so I am considering it - who likes the Devil anyways?

[killerweed420]

I've got 3 girls that come around once a month at my place.One of them is pretty hot.I've asked them in for a beer and some smoke but no takers yet.

DOing my best to corrupt the youth of today.:rasta:

[TheDefiler]

hehe I had a couple of older ladies come to my door one day...Pretty sure they were Jehova's Witnesses. They started talking about God and i told them calmly that i worshipped Satan then i closed the door. I really don't but it was hilarious at the time. I just couldn't be bothered to talk to those kinds of people.

[GracefulToke]

Most of the time I find their approach about God very overwhelming. Two of them stood at every cross walk in my little town, I walked up the street and got preached at by 6 different people. Im a firm believer in letting everybody believe what they want to believe, and not judging other people's opinions, and im not preaching mine. They probably get a lot of doors in their faces, which would start to become tiring I imagine, so I usually just say im not interested and thank them for stopping by.

[geonagual]

Most of the time I find their approach about God very overwhelming. Two of them stood at every cross walk in my little town, I walked up the street and got preached at by 6 different people. Im a firm believer in letting everybody believe what they want to believe, and not judging other people's opinions, and im not preaching mine. They probably get a lot of doors in their faces, which would start to become tiring I imagine, so I usually just say im not interested and thank them for stopping by.


that cool that you thanked them...they just have a different belief that they must visit you whevever your are and give you a chance for ressurection..they believe what they believe and we believe what we believe..I believe in Freewill.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

One time I was sitting in a park in portland and the JW tried to give me a pamphlet. The girl asked if I knew who Jesus Christ was and I said, "Yes prophet MUHAMMED spoke about him in the Qur'an" then I tried to convert her to Islam (I'm not a muslim myself but i thought this would be kind of fun) She looked horrified to think that she might be speaking with a no-good MUSLIM. I reassured her and told her we served the same God--she was a stupid bitch.

[snowblind]

you should invite them in and give them space cakes. then play organ music and jump out in a devil mask.

thats gotta fuck em up

peace

[Hilder420]

I lived in a town of old Jehovah's Witnesses.. no one was under the age of like 100.. very boring... no, but now, if a Jehova's witness knocks, I open the door and let them introduce themselves, then, when they ask if im intrested i tell em no, thank you.. very polite, but if they persist, i get a little rude, i mean i shouldnt have to say no twice right? we have some aggressive Mexican, spanish speaking Jehovah's Witnesses with a brood in tow and start speaking really fast, and even though im fluent in spanish, that Shit gives me a headache... so im like ummm... no gracias... and they start talkin again.. then i shut the door.
This one time, i was really stoned with a friend and some Jehovah's Witnesses came by and we were conversing about religion so we invited them in and talked for about an hour and we had questions they couldnt answer, got mad and left... isnt that what they wanted? bein a wiccan, i am accepting of other peoples religions and p.o.v's but if u cant hold ur own, or at the very least not get angry when ur beliefs are challenged, maybe u shouldnt b out there.. oh and theres these two blue eyed, blond, hard bodied, bycicle riding, hot Mormon dudes goin round talkin to people.. hmm i bet theyre virgins hehe. - peace- Hilder

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They were being extremely rude. They came onto your property to preach to you about their fantasy word. Fuck em.

[slipknotpsycho]

personally if you ask me.. they just need a good kick in the crotch, female or male....

they're just fucking annoying... NO ONE likes them, even christians, they're just a little piss ant, but can't get the picture for some reason.... maybe if a few were greeted at the door with crotch-kicks they might get the picture..

[geonagual]

ever wondered why Jehovah witnesses are the most hated religion and the most peaceful of them all..

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i haven't seen a jw in years. i used to love to invite them in for coffee in the morning. we'd talk and they'd usually end up leaving a bit flustered. it drove the ol' lady nuts, but ya gotta get your fun where you can find it.

[happiestmferoutthere]

I put a no soliciting sign up just for them. They still come though. They swear they're not "selling" anything, so they say the sign doesn't apply to them. :wtf:

[RedLocks]

Did you just say meow? :jointsmile:

btw 2 of em just stopped by for a talk, I'm usually nice to em unless I feel like testing their knowledge of the Bible they are holding. She's gonna come back next week she said lol..

edit: think I'm going to talk to her about her religious views on tattoos, been wanting to talk to people about this forever, even was gonna make a thread at some point then said screw it seems to narrow of a topic..

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Did you guys know the Jehova's don't celebrate halloween? Apparently they don't like strangers coming and knocking on their doors. :jointsmile:



A few years back I was at home with my sisters bf and some Jehova's came down the driveway. Jeff (the bf) said through the window "no thanks, not interested", and the Jehova said "But don't you want to talk about God?". Jeff replied "Why? I am God! And I'm getting really sick of everybody always talking about me." lol, they just turned and left.

Another time 2 Jehova's came to my door and my (leterous) dad answered. There was a guy and some hot 19ish year old blonde girl. They asked him about God, etc etc etc, and he grabbed the girl around the waist and said "well, give me a few minutes with this pretty little thing and I'll consider it". They quickly turned tail haha. (My dad wasn't serious btw, he bullshits everybody and plays with people's heads all the time).

[Hardcore Newbie]

Another time 2 Jehova's came to my door and my (leterous) dad answered. There was a guy and some hot 19ish year old blonde girl. They asked him about God, etc etc etc, and he grabbed the girl around the waist and said "well, give me a few minutes with this pretty little thing and I'll consider it". They quickly turned tail haha. (My dad wasn't serious btw, he bullshits everybody and plays with people's heads all the time).
Sounds exactly like something my dad would do, haha.

I remember one time when I was about 16 we had two JWs come to the door and they started talking about God and stuff, and my dad's exact words were "Fuck God, God doesn't exist. Anything else you want to tell me?" it was hilarious, he never asked for proof, anytime they mentioned God he just said "No, God doesn't exist". They left after a few minutes.

[WeedTillDeath]

I always let them in to chat, under one condition--I give them a chance to talk, but they must also give me a chance. Last time they came over they were here for over an hour. Towards the end they started saying that Jehova would destroy all but 144,000 Jehovas Witnesses. I told them that Jehova must be a psychopath 10 times worse than Hitler to go on a killing rampage like that. There eyes got huge and I could tell they were getting uncomfortable. I then took out a blunt and lit it up and asked if they'd like a hit...They declined and told me there wasn't any high like the Most High. I said, "you guys don't look high to me, more like brainwashed zombies." They got up and left. 15 minutes later the cops show up at my door saying they got a call from someone saying they saw marijuana in my house. I told them they had the wrong house and closed the door and locked it.

I'll never try to smoke those sob's out again!

[dragonrider]

I had a couple show up at my door and tell me, "We want to talk to you about God's plan for mankind."
I told them, "I heard it's going to be an asteroid!"
Then I shut the door.

[Storm Crow]

I'm of two minds about the JWs. One elderly man, I respected. He left me his tracts and I gave him fresh herbs (oregano, basil, etc). (And, yes I read them.) He was Italian and his wife was a good cook, but lacked fresh herbs. We respected each other, but disagreed on religion. (I'm Wiccan.) He kept hoping he'd convert me, and I kept hoping I'd convert him!

Another fellow- I totally freaked him out. He was PROUD that the ONLY book he read was the Bible. He was a total A-hole and I treated him as such. I wondered if he washed his Bible after I touched it? Yeah, he was THAT bigoted!

As for me, well,- "There are many paths up the mountain, but the view from the top is the same." I'm just not sure that particular dude was going "up the mountain".- Granny:hippy:

[dragonrider]

My brother in law is Jewish. When someone tries to talk to him about Jesus, he quotes a verse from Deuteronomy that basically says if anyone tries to turn you away from your religion, you should stone that person to death. That usually shuts them up.

[IForgotAgain]

Lol I remember fucking with some JW on holloween oen time cause they wouldn't give me and my friends candy. They lived next door to my best friend's cousin. They were like we don't celebrate holloween. I'm like why not. They said because it was a ritual of satan and I said no your just to cheap to buy candy asshole and left lol.

[jennielee685]

I actualy had one stand behind my car once so that I could not leave. Scared the crap out of me. So when I got out of the car and she tried to hand me a booklet. I took one of my pamplets from work(It's a septic place) and started tellling her why god wanted her to get a new enviromentaly friendly septic system for the low price of 22 thousand dollars. Every time she tried to speak I spoke over her.

I don't think it was rude. She was trying to give me her line of shit and I tried to sell her a place to put that shit.

[Delta9 UK]

This is pretty funny - 2 old ladies knocked on my door the other day (I thought they were neighbourhood watch lol) and asked me if I had "found god"

I told them YES! she will be back in 30 minutes and if I don't get her dinner ready then I'm dead.

I thought it was funny anyway :)

[Flameon]

I always say 'now isn't a good time, but if you leave me your name and address I'll call round to your house when it's convenient to me'.

They tend to leave faster than Benny Hill on speed!

[twoguysupnorth]

We just answer the door naked when they come a knocking. You can probably guess we don't get too many JW's knocking on our door. LMAO

[geonagual]

why do people hate JW's so bad? I never understood it.

[Danklooker]

I always listen to what they have to say, I had a few of them coming to see me weekly for about 3 months. I think they got sick of me arguing with them and they stopped coming.......

We had some good discussions. JW's are good people for the most part, they believe God(Jehovah) requires them to spread the word of God as much as they can. So it can be a bit overwhelming.

They couldnt convert me, so I think they gave up. Probably best to ignore them unless you are bored and feel like chatting, lol. I'll talk to anyone for some reason.

[dragonrider]

why do people hate JW's so bad? I never understood it.

Personally, I do not like having others push their views on me, which is what many JWs do. That behaviour is what I hate, not necessarily the individuals themselves, or the JW church as a whole. On the few occaisions when I have indulged them and tried to have a discussion, it was like talking to a brick wall --- they were not respectful of my views. It would certainly be different if they were more polite about how they spread their message.

I actually feel the same way about anyone who comes to my door uninvited to take my time for their purposes, whether it's JWs, Mormons, political activists, roofers, or exterminators. If they do not politely back off when I politely say I am not interested, then they better be prepared for some nasty bile --- they came into my space, and I don't feel it's rude on my part to make them very uncomfortable if they won't leave when asked.