bad trip...

[SmoKin BuddAH]

i've been smokin for about a year pretty heavily and haven't had one bad trip...but this summer i had the worst trip of my life...the weed made me extrememly tired in about 3 min after smoking it and it was super hot that day..and i had to take the bus home which is about 30 min away...i was so tired that while walking to the bus stop i had to sit on the ground in the middle of the sidewalk jus to rest...ppl were lookin at me as if i was a crazy kid...when i regained some energy i started walking to the stop which was about 2 min away. When i started crossing the street, the worst thing happpened to me...i thought i shit myself......it may be funny right now but if you where in my position it was horrible..i thought i could feel my shit running down my legs and stuff like that..i was extremely mad at myself for doing this..after this my trip just started getting worse. it was over 95 degrees that day and there i was standing for about 30-1hour waiting for the f*^king bus with no shade anywhere.. it was so hot that i felt like i was going to pass out....my brain was frying like an egg...all i wanted to do is be home and relax. The bus was nowhere in site and im almost passing out. So, i went to a parking lot and found a jeep that was giving a little bit of shade which i could hide behind. I could've leaned on that jeep for hours but the owner came and saw me leaning on it he asked me if i needed help or anything but i just mumbled some gibberish. Finally the bus came and i was saved. I didnt even care that i shit myeslf anymore. Everytime i heard someone sneez or blowing their nose on the bus i thought it was because i smelled like shit and they knew it, but i didnt care anymore i just wanted to get home.. When i got home i went to the bathroom first to check if i really did shit myself.. Turns out i didnt and it was all just my imagination.


lol well i learned my lesson....im never smoking in the day time again unless i have a ride or a place to stay.. it was just a horrible feeling. i thought im never going to smoke bud again after this...LOL the same night i smoked another blunt and passed out right away..best sleep of my life.

[chronicnhash]

lol u shit urself?

[SmoKin BuddAH]

lol i thought i did...but i really didn't ...yea i everyone i tell this to laugh their ass off...funny thing is that my friend that i smoked it with thought he shit himself to at home....haha

[Mr. Spliff]

That's crazy. Must have sucked pretty bad, but at least you didn't really shit yourself.

[angry nomad]

Sounds like you had a case of heat exhaustion, combined with some really good weed.

[Kottonmouth_Dude]

the shit u were feeling was probably bootty sweat haha.
happens to the best of us when high haha

[dragonrider]

Maybe it was just a fart with a lump in it

[LaZ]

When i started crossing the street, the worst thing happpened to me...i thought i shit myself......it may be funny right now but if you where in my position it was horrible..i thought i could feel my shit running down my legs and stuff like that..i was extremely mad at myself for doing this..

Sounds like you had some of the "Brown Bomber" weed from Grandma's Boy. lol

[WeedyBoyWonder]

ahahahahah, lol.
I would put it down to intense heat and possible lack of food.

[Charse]

damn that sux, in afghanistan we would always go up in the mountains somewhere to smoke its a lot cooler up there and they say since it's cooler it hits a lot smoother

[dragonrider]

Whenever I go on a trip out of town, I pack extra underwear in case I crap my pants.

Say I'm leaving on Sunday (starting off fully clothed) and coming back on Wednesday, then I need underwear for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and one extra in case I crap my pants.

Maybe when you are going to get high, you should pack extra underwear in case you crap your pants. You could make a little checklist, "Herb ... check. Pipe ... check. Lighter ... check. Extra undewear in case I crap my pants ... check!"

You might also want a bottle of water, which might help you to not think you crapped your pants when you didn't actaully crap your pants!

[Aristotle]

Hahaha if it was just you that thought you crapped your pants, I would attribute it to a very strange trip, but the fact that your smoking buddy for that day also thought he crapped his pants, that just sounds like an effect of the strain.

Fucking awesome. Potty Train seeds, 12 euros for 10 feminized seeds from Dr. Chronic. I can see it now.

[trainwreck530]

...uh.......w..t....F?? im a little confused...u had a bad 'trip' bc u thought u shit urself?

anyway best of luck man




DONNY:stoned:

[dragonrider]

Maybe you were smoking Luwak weed.

Ever heard of Luwak coffee? On the island of Java there is a weasel-like creature called a Luwak that eats coffee beans right off the tree. The beans undergo a "fermentation" process inside the Luwak's digestive tract. The beans pass all of the way through the Luwak intact. After the Luwak craps out the coffee beans, the local villagers gather up the crapped-out beans and roast them and sell them to foreign coffee connoisseurs for $300 a pound. It sounds like a way for Javanese villagers to sell weasel crap to rich tourists for $300 per pound --- which is a really great idea!

Maybe your weed was eaten by some kind of creature --- maybe your dealer's dog ate his stash! Then maybe after the animal, whatever it was, crapped out the weed, someone picked out the nuggets, dried it out, and sold it to you. Now when you smoke it, maybe you experience the sensation of crapping which was somehow imprinted onto the weed.

Maybe you are smoking some crazy-ass shit!

I suggest getting a magnifying glass and taking a really close look at your stash. If you see anything that looks like a corn kernel stuck to any of the buds, you might want to let your buddy smoke the first bowl, wait 15 minutes or so, and see if he acts like he crapped himself. If he does, then you can decide if you want to smoke that shit or not.

[chris_36824]

You shit yourself? HAHAHAHAHA!

JK

Anyways... If I were you I would of been walking home. NO WAY I shit myself and then stand around for another hour and then get on a bus full of people. F*** that!

I know you didn't actually shit yourself but you thought you did. LOL. Thats fu*ked up. LOL

[peaceeasy]

dude i for sure get that feeling too sometimes. you just gotta trust yourself that you are smart enough to not shit yourself hahahah. Next time make sure you have some snacks nearby

[dragonrider]

It's been a few weeks. Have you had the shit-I-crapped-myself hallucination since then?

[Mandelbrot]

Yes it happens sometime with a combination of high temperature and humid air and body dehydratation. Well it happened to me at least once, but nothing near to hallucinate i'm shitting. No, it was more like I can't concentrate more then a few seconds on anything. It was like if I was too stone eventhough I smoked the same stuff/quantity since a week. Trying to behave normally in a crowd fucked up like that was not that easy.

[macro]

Originally Posted by Norvy1
I am positive that the brown bomber is a legendary strain that gets you so stoned you shit yourself....simple as that :rastasmoke:

[Chaotixxx]

Sounds like you had some of the "Brown Bomber" weed from Grandma's Boy. lol

Lmao, funny ass movie.