maybe got a drug test on wednesday, need alittle reasurance

[Easy_fuhsheezy]

ok, so heres my story. i apologize in advance if any of these have been answered elsewhere, im fairly stupid when it comes to internet anythings...


Im a 22 year old male, somewhere between 250 and 270 pounds, and alittle less than 6 feet tall. I've been a fairly heavy pot smoker for about 2 or 3 years, smokeing between 1 and 4 bowls a day of fairly mediocre swag (im sure you all know the type, barely gets you stoned anymore, only makes you feel better). for about the last 5 or 6 weeks ive cut down to only one or two bowls 4 days a week.

I recently got a Temp-to-hire job at a factory. I know that the temp agency will drug test me, and i also know that they do it at their office, only sending it to a lab if something is amiss. I also know that the Temp agency only drug tests on wednesdays.

In the past, ive used a product called "The Extra Stuff" to pass a urine test. After reading the dillution thread, im reasonably certain that the water you have to drink is what makes you pass the test, the "stuff" being all the vitamins and whatnot to make it not seem diluted.

anyways, im sure the more wise members of this forums will think im stupid, but i've wasted about 4 bottles of the stuff over the last 4 weeks, thinking each time i went in for my paycheck that they'd spring the test on me. 4 weeks in a row they've failed to do so. Now im sick of wasteing 30$ a week, and im going to try the dillution method.

I've read the entire stickied thread on the subject, and i feel pretty confident i can do it. Next wednesday, (Possibly) the day of my test, i'll have been clean for 2 weeks. im fairly sure i can fake 'em out, but i have a few more questions i havnt been able to find answers for.


1: How important is the aspirin, and how much should i be takeing? Keeping in mind that the test will take place fairly early in my day, and i'll be asleep for most of the time it says to take aspirin. would putting myself on an aspirin regime afew days before help?

2. does it matter if i eat before the test/during my dillution process?

3. if im takeing fiber, should i stop at all before the test?

anyways, thanks in advance anyone who has any advice/experience in this matter. after i pass this test, i still have to stay clean until sometime in late november (they'll spring another random test on me right before they hire me full-time, which will be given to me while im at work!). im hopeing that 8/9ish weeks should be enough to clean me out, with the use of fiber and regular exercise (running mostly)

[jeffman]

ok, so heres my story. i apologize in advance if any of these have been answered elsewhere, im fairly stupid when it comes to internet anythings...


Im a 22 year old male, somewhere between 250 and 270 pounds, and alittle less than 6 feet tall. I've been a fairly heavy pot smoker for about 2 or 3 years, smokeing between 1 and 4 bowls a day of fairly mediocre swag (im sure you all know the type, barely gets you stoned anymore, only makes you feel better). for about the last 5 or 6 weeks ive cut down to only one or two bowls 4 days a week.

I recently got a Temp-to-hire job at a factory. I know that the temp agency will drug test me, and i also know that they do it at their office, only sending it to a lab if something is amiss. I also know that the Temp agency only drug tests on wednesdays.

In the past, ive used a product called "The Extra Stuff" to pass a urine test. After reading the dillution thread, im reasonably certain that the water you have to drink is what makes you pass the test, the "stuff" being all the vitamins and whatnot to make it not seem diluted.

anyways, im sure the more wise members of this forums will think im stupid, but i've wasted about 4 bottles of the stuff over the last 4 weeks, thinking each time i went in for my paycheck that they'd spring the test on me. 4 weeks in a row they've failed to do so. Now im sick of wasteing 30$ a week, and im going to try the dillution method.

I've read the entire stickied thread on the subject, and i feel pretty confident i can do it. Next wednesday, (Possibly) the day of my test, i'll have been clean for 2 weeks. im fairly sure i can fake 'em out, but i have a few more questions i havnt been able to find answers for.


1: How important is the aspirin, and how much should i be takeing? Keeping in mind that the test will take place fairly early in my day, and i'll be asleep for most of the time it says to take aspirin. would putting myself on an aspirin regime afew days before help?

2. does it matter if i eat before the test/during my dillution process?

3. if im takeing fiber, should i stop at all before the test?

anyways, thanks in advance anyone who has any advice/experience in this matter. after i pass this test, i still have to stay clean until sometime in late november (they'll spring another random test on me right before they hire me full-time, which will be given to me while im at work!). im hopeing that 8/9ish weeks should be enough to clean me out, with the use of fiber and regular exercise (running mostly)
Is there a reason You just don't but a bottle of quick fix and carry it with You on testing day. Also sounds like You need some test strips from ebay.

[cheeseburgerGUY]

I've got to agree with jeffman - after taking my test and finding out how easy it was to get away with I'll never use dilution again. Its just too much work for "Is it clean? Did I drink enough water? Did I drink too much water?", and so on. Quick Fix is pretty much heat, maintain heat, dump in sample cup, walk out.....

[FakeBoobsRule]

1: How important is the aspirin, and how much should i be taking? Keeping in mind that the test will take place fairly early in my day, and i'll be asleep for most of the time it says to take aspirin. would putting myself on an aspirin regime afew days before help?

2. does it matter if i eat before the test/during my dillution process?

3. if im takeing fiber, should i stop at all before the test?

anyways, thanks in advance anyone who has any advice/experience in this matter. after i pass this test, i still have to stay clean until sometime in late november (they'll spring another random test on me right before they hire me full-time, which will be given to me while im at work!). im hopeing that 8/9ish weeks should be enough to clean me out, with the use of fiber and regular exercise (running mostly)

I agree with subbing!

For part of the answer to Question 1, I am going to quote FredisGood who quoted me!!


Here is a quote from one of FBR's posts, it's in the thread about passing for three days and failing on the fourth day. Read that whole thread it has a lot of good info.

This is the part that explains the reason to take aspirin...
"If you are close to passing but a little over the cutoff taking aspirin can interfer with one brand of immunoassay(the first half of a lab test) test, EMIT. You can't know which brand the lab is using so you take it anyway because it can't hurt."
-Quote from FakeBoobsRule

Next, if you choose to take the aspirin but can't set your alarm to wake up and take the aspirin and go back to sleep then I don't know what to say. Also, the directions on how to take the aspirin are in the dilution sticky.

2) You can eat while during the dilution but use some good judgement here. Don't eat a huge meal or you may not be able to consume your fluids. In fact some fat and salt consumed during dilution can be helpful. Also, if you are taking fiber you may want to give the fiber an hour head start before eating.

3) Soluble fiber can be beneficial to your cause. You may keep taking it up until the test.

Make sure you stop exercising 3-5 days before the test.

[Easy_fuhsheezy]

thanks for the replies, i just want to go into this as well informed as i can.


the reason i havnt tried subbing is a friend of mine tried it once and the test came up inconclusive and he didnt get the job.


can you re-heat the quickfix multiple times, or does it go bad after heating it up once?


the real reason i dont want to use it is because i'd basically have to wear it into work every day for acouple of weeks, as i dont know when the second test is going to be, it'll happen while im actually at the factory.

[killerweed420]

You can reheat quickfix as many times as you want.And it only takes 10 seconds in a microwave.

[cheeseburgerGUY]

Actually keeping it in your crotch or even your pocket wouldn't be a bad thing. After about an hour to an hour and 30 minutes of just being crotched the temp hits right around 96 degress. So really keeping it on you the whole time would be a good thing - you'd be ready to test at a moment's notice. The hard part for me would be wearing the tighty whities until the test.....but that's because I've been a boxer man for over 25 years. Go get the Quick Fix - it'll save you a huge headache and a lot of worrying. Just practice a few times to see where the temp ends up keeping it in your pocket, then do some more testing to see where it ends up being crotched, and then practice carrying it in your crotch, pocket, or where ever you plan on carrying it without being detected. After that it's really all about getting the sample in the cup while its still between 90 and 100 degress. I found that acting ignorant to what was happening made me look as if I had no idea that there was even a way to beat the test....I played a part if you will. But I'll go into that more when I post my final results and my step by step and play by play. Subbing is MUCH easier than I thought it could ever be :)

[Easy_fuhsheezy]

ok, well, now i feel really stupid.

i was talking to a girl a i work with when we were out at a bar, and she told me that the temp agency only does a mouth swab test, so i feel alot better about things now.


now, i know this is a pot forum, but could anyone tell me how long cocaine can be detected in a mouth swab test? i did two little lines of coke yesterday, so i doubt there'll be enough to show up, but could anyone tell me for sure?