salad tossing ... dont like it dont read it lol

[420MissHighTimes420]

whats ur opinon? you like it, ever done it, want to do it?

the other night the guy im seeing just randomly went for it and it was amazingggg. had never considered it, never thought id lik eit but it felt really good. id proably let him do it again, i would NEVER do it to someone else though. sorry thats a favor i wont return. lmao.

[Psycho4Bud]

LOL...while I'm down there may as well give a lil' tickle in that direction. Nothing wrong with it at all and the response is great!:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

Who knows it probably feels good but its more of a guy-doin to a girl thing in my opinion I wouldnt like a girl to do it to me.

[dean0000]

I dont think I would like my own salad tossed. Id only do it to a girl if she had just had a shower/bath. Tasting shit is not my idea of fun.

[Psycho4Bud]

Who knows it probably feels good but its more of a guy-doin to a girl thing in my opinion I wouldnt like a girl to do it to me.

LOL...you'd be suprised my friend. Don't knock it untill you've tried it.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

HAHAHA!! LMFAO!!!

[cannabis campbell]

LOL...you'd be suprised my friend. Don't knock it untill you've tried it.:D

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

You tried it P4B? What do you think of it then lol :eek:

[Psycho4Bud]

Hey, you didn't know if ya would like Kool-aid..........just consider it salad-aid. LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[Psycho4Bud]

You tried it P4B? What do you think of it then lol :eek:

I had a couple of ladies do that.......DAMN! Won't turn it down I'll tell ya that much!:thumbsup:

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[cannabis campbell]

I meant have you tried tasting the salad before instead of letting girls taste your salad mix :p

[Psycho4Bud]

I meant have you tried tasting the salad before instead of letting girls taste your salad mix :p

Oh hell yeah.........like I said...while your in the neighborhood may as well give a lil' tickle. Nothing wrong with it at all. I mean really.....it's not as if she's gonna have a chocolate nugget hangin' off the back door before ya have sex, it's all clean and good.

Have a good one!

[stinkyattic]

I may not like lettuce much, but THAT'S a salad I can DEFINITELY go for.

[Psycho4Bud]

I may not like lettuce much, but THAT'S a salad I can DEFINITELY go for.

Just call me Pac-man hun..........LOL

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[holysmokin]

I do it to my wife most of the time when I go down and she LOVES it. I had never done it to any one else and it was just kind of a random thing the first time but she said it made her very hot so I try to keep it in my bag of tricks. peace

[cannabis campbell]

Dont you ever get the slight taste of shit? EURGH lol.

[420MissHighTimes420]

^
thats why its good to wash ur ass real well.
i of course always take showers, but when im expecting to have sex, like b4 i go on a date or somethign i will pay etra attention to getting myself real clean down there.

[Psycho4Bud]

Dont you ever get the slight taste of shit? EURGH lol.

NEVER! I mean really....civilize people do a bit of wash-up before the big bang. Just an act of kindness on both behalves.

Have a good one!:jointsmile:

[thecreator]

Dont you ever get the slight taste of shit? EURGH lol.

Yea I've heard some awful stories on that accord but ass long as its not me meah. I've been doing that on women(Whom I love mind you) and its such a great thing to do. I know for a fact I will never be with a virgin but knowing that most of the women I will be with have never experienced such a wonderful thing. I love absolutely love going down on a woman that like icing on the cake :thumbsup:

P.S. If you at any point in time question her hygiene then uses dental damn. Thats how I started but I'm a big boy now so no training wheels for me.

[Spoken Word]

Ehhh, it obviously feels good and in the heat of the moment, all is fair but it's not my usual cup of tea. I'd only consider it (again) if I'm really close to her and I know how well her personal-hygiene habits are.

But it's not something I look for..

[HighTillIDie]

bwhahahahahahahahaha, it all depends... am i sober?

[Veratyr Star]

Oh my gracious. What a ridiculous thread hahaha

[Ravenala]

i've been around down there a bit. ;) oral is my favorite thing to do, and especially if she's on top i don't mind giving a little in the back-side as long as she is clean. i have had this done to me as well in addition to having my salad um... tickled while getting oral. it is quite amazing.

[slipknotpsycho]

i'm sure it probably would feel good seeing as new things always do (remember the first time someone else touched your no-no spots :p) but yeah... i could never bring myself to do it or let it happen to me.... i'm not a highly sexual person

my sexual escepades would probably be rated XXX back in oh.... the 1930's....

[giggy]

for those who has have tossed salad... Honestly, does shit taste like it smells? ;)

[crudemood]

i work at a restaurant and my job for that day was to prep the salads in the morning for the others to portion it properly for the customers. so we ran out of salads and the girl had run out of salads so as i was making it i had to mix the spring mix into the ice burg lettuce and she had come up to me and said that i had tossed her salad. At that time i had NO idea what she meant, and when i asked her she got all silent.. lol. but now that i know what that means, she's pretty damn kinky! dang.

[LIP]

i'm sure it probably would feel good seeing as new things always do (remember the first time someone else touched your no-no spots :p) but yeah... i could never bring myself to do it or let it happen to me.... i'm not a highly sexual person

my sexual escepades would probably be rated XXX back in oh.... the 1930's....

Sounds like me lol!

I'm not exactly one for the kinky shit!

[green leaf]

Personally, if the person is clean it can be an awesome thing for both involved! That is a very sensitive area and can enhance your sexual experience!

[GraziLovesMary]

Oh yeah Ive definitely taken the tongue to the O-ring! Fortunately Ive never had a bad experience as far as hygiene is concerned, so alls well that ends well!

Another fun one when performing oral upon a female.... Ill get the entire REGION nice and wet, then get to work on the little man in the boat with my tongue, slip a finger or two inside her, then lube up my thumb and slowly apply pressure to the backdoor. If she is comfortable it will slip right in. Dont need to really go farther than the first knuckle, its just stimulation of those blood-filled nerve endings that Im goin for. Triple stimulation like that has had some phenomenal results, as long as you can get the movements of the tongue, thumb and fingers to all synchronize. No O-face if shes distracted!


EDIT: Ive really only tried it with my ex though, and I know how everybody is different. A girl from work managed to seduce me and broke my 6-month streak.. DAMNIT! Maybe Ill spring it on her when she least expects it...

[MadSativa]

All I can say is be sure to wash your ass and wear clean underware cause you never know what s gonna happen from day to day let alone hour to hour

[Veratyr Star]

Lickin the poop hole?

No thanks.

[trainwreck530]

obviously she would have to be smokin, clean, tight, and pink. yeah dude ill lick her butt, ima freak. i like it all.

as far as girls go ya know

DONNY;)

[GraziLovesMary]

haha on a side-note... some of you may have noticed I like to say vulgar and mildly offensive things because... well I honestly havent figured that out yet. Anyhoo.. one of my favorite things to say to a friend when pointing out an incredibly smokin 20/10...

"dude... Id eat cottage cheese out of her asshole... and I fuckin HATE cottage cheese!"

[Blitzed]

haha on a side-note... some of you may have noticed I like to say vulgar and mildly offensive things because... well I honestly havent figured that out yet. Anyhoo.. one of my favorite things to say to a friend when pointing out an incredibly smokin 20/10...

"dude... Id eat cottage cheese out of her asshole... and I fuckin HATE cottage cheese!"

Id prefer yogurt. :p

[PlantBoxer]

Well of course I love to giva a lady exactly what she likes, or is willing to try. I would not expect a lady to return the act, if she has any doubts.

It's kind of like spitting or swallowing for a lady, I love it when they LOVE to swallow!! BUT, if she is not comfortable doing that, it's in no way less of of the experience. What I totally hated was once a lady swallowed, gaged, made faces, as if the worst thing in the world just happened to her!! I ask her why she kept going to the finish, as I did warn her of the very close delivery....she said, "well all guys just love that, so I did it to make you happy". I told her, "her pleasure makes me happy, not when she is gagging, and ready to blow chunks".

[GraziLovesMary]

Id prefer yogurt. :p

Well so would I, my cultured friend, but that just exemplifies my lust. That I would eat a product that I absolutely detest out of another persons waste excretion orifice, seems pretty significant to me. Wow... when saying it properly, it sounds so much more disgusting.. lmao.

[KingsBlend420]

Oh my gracious. What a ridiculous thread hahaha

Hahaha, i'm with you bro.

[LiquidMagik]

Wow, I'm slightly shocked by the responses in this thread. I thought stoners were a bit more open-minded/adventurous, or maybe I was thinking about e-tards?

Anyway, been there, done that, had it done to me, with a decent number of girls. I found it most likely won't happen with a one-night stand, you typically have to be in a relationship with someone before you ask them to tongue punch your puckered starfish. Most chicks I've been around don't really feel pleasure from that area, unless you're already stimulating them somewhere else. My current girlfriend doesn't like it all that much (I guess I just like to lick ass), but doesn't really dislike it either. However, if I really work her up during sex, sometimes she'll ask me to pop one of her dildoes back there, or I'll just pop in my pinky.

As far as getting it done to myself, YES YES YES! Definitely one of my favorite sexual acts. Sometimes when I'm just not getting off via sex, my girlfriend will lick my asshole and suckle my balls while I jerk myself off. I'll end up finishing in a minute or two when sex would have taken another 10-15 minutes. I don't know if I could be with a girl that wouldn't lick my ass eventually, it's just too much of a pleasure to give up.

[MVP]

It's one of those things to try while you are young enough to enjoy it. I've been there and it turns my chick on when I take a detour from downtown to travel 'round the old dirt road, so to speak. Gotta make sure a fresh shower happens before I go down that path... Now I gotta get her to pay back the favor

[Charles U Farley]

Hell why not,doesnt everyone like to get shitfaced now and again. Ok,sorry Im in a really goofy mood tonight.

Is that like getting the shitty end of the stick?

Ok Ill stop before I get into trouble,sorry:jointsmile:

[Not Enough Herb]

id do it

but doinhg it randomly is kinda weird, especially with someone new

if its mind blowin for a girl, its probly worth doin

mhmm.....

[InsomniaBomber420]

most girls love it when u sneak a little salad toss when they dont expext it

[420MissHighTimes420]

most girls love it when u sneak a little salad toss when they dont expext it

:pimp:yes we do

[Platinum Plus]

I'm a dude and i wouldn't mind doin that to a girl yo they love that shit haha
and as havin it done to me i haven't tried it yet but i wouldn't tell the girl no
Lick My Ass Bitch!! :p

[rastaman79]

whats ur opinon? you like it, ever done it, want to do it?

the other night the guy im seeing just randomly went for it and it was amazingggg. had never considered it, never thought id lik eit but it felt really good. id proably let him do it again, i would NEVER do it to someone else though. sorry thats a favor i wont return. lmao.

WOW! Boy has this forum stepped up a gear since I last visited, Baby welcome to the 21st century,nice to hear an honest female,nice one.

[thecreator]

Damn I thought this thread died....Damn I'm going out on Sun and I'd love to toss a womans salad this weekend. But I'm damn sure not doing it to a woman whose name, social security number, and two forms of photo id lol.

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?

[stinkyattic]

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?
A LONG-ASSED TIME.
F'real. Ideally someone I've LIVED with and know their personal hygiene routine... haha

[420MissHighTimes420]

Damn I thought this thread died....Damn I'm going out on Sun and I'd love to toss a womans salad this weekend. But I'm damn sure not doing it to a woman whose name, social security number, and two forms of photo id lol.

How long does everyone have to know someone before they feel comfortable doing it?

i guess since ive always been on the reciving end it would be different. but the second time i had sex with my bf he just went for it lol. i was laying on his bed nakeybutt and he just went down ... on my ass ahaha such a pleasent surpriseeee

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Love giving, love receiving. All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. Of course, I'm married to someone I was with for 2 years prior to marriage, so I'm pretty clear on his hygiene habits.

For all y'all who just won't consider it, maybe you should be a bit more discriminating about your choice of sex partners. Why would you stick what is arguably your most precious possession in something that you wouldn't even put in your mouth? If it's not good enough to eat, it's not good enough to fuck.

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Would I do it for my partner? Certainly. Would I want it done to me? No, but then I don't enjoy cunnilingus either. :wtf: I must be broken.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

It's not you...you just need to train your mate;) I never liked cunnilingus either, until I was 26 and met someone who was really good at it. Then I started to understand what all the fuss was about.

[potsmokingnome]

i work at a restaurant and my job for that day was to prep the salads in the morning for the others to portion it properly for the customers. so we ran out of salads and the girl had run out of salads so as i was making it i had to mix the spring mix into the ice burg lettuce and she had come up to me and said that i had tossed her salad. At that time i had NO idea what she meant, and when i asked her she got all silent.. lol. but now that i know what that means, she's pretty damn kinky! dang.

omg LOL too funny lol

[pradinge80]

this thread is funny as fuck

[couch-potato]

Well so would I, my cultured friend


+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

[GraziLovesMary]

It's not you...you just need to train your mate;) I never liked cunnilingus either, until I was 26 and met someone who was really good at it. Then I started to understand what all the fuss was about.

hehe thats what I tell the women that say they dont like it. Well, honestly when I hear them say it I just kinda smile to myself and say nothing :p

[GraziLovesMary]

+Reputation for creating a pun on yogurt. Puns amuse me to the absolute highest caliber.

Lol it just kinda hit me.... like a dollop of Daisy's.

Wait... thats sour cream...

shit.

[tootsie roll]

A LONG-ASSED TIME.
F'real. Ideally someone I've LIVED with and know their personal hygiene routine... haha


Really!
For us adults that are married or have SO's it's quite easy to shower together and get all squeeky clean. :)

[dragonrider]

What exactly are we talking about here? The hind-lick maneuver? I knew it was good for choking, but is it good for sex too?

[dragonrider]

I have a relative who is a flight attendant and kind of clueless. We were having a family barbeque, getting the food set out, and someone asked, "Who wants to toss the salad? Heehee...toss the salad! Heehee!"
She stepped up and said, "Oh, I'll toss the salad! We do it all the time for the passengers in first class!"
"Damn!" I said, "That's why those tickets are so freakin' expensive!"

[TheGreenBuddy]

Lickin the poop hole?

No thanks.

hahaha.

[BigHyphyD]

I got a hairy mutha fuckin ass!!!!!

THAT SHIT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS IF A GIRL ASKED TO DO ME.

[Call Me Steam]

Don't think I'd want to receive it, but I really like giving it. Had lots of experiance with this, and never a messy one. Always goooooood stuff. :thumbsup: Now would love to try this blazed!

[Beefer86]

There is nothing more that I like better than putting my tongue into a dirty butthole.

Its just so awesome I think Ill do it all the time. Who says its only a thing guys do to girls!? Girls, theres nothing wrong with you enjoying a lick of the ole Hershey's pipeline, dont be shy! Hell, strap on that rubber dong and do some anal expeditions today!

Seriously, if you all want to lick shit and enjoy licking shit, AND get off on it, more power to you, but stay the hell away from my anus with your tongue and strap ons. Well maybe if she farted in my face while I was flicking the brown star...maybe THAT mught turn me on.

Wait, no, thats fucking disgusting too. Sorry. Dont want to smell or taste assholes.

[420MissHighTimes420]

There is nothing more that I like better than putting my tongue into a dirty butthole.

Its just so awesome I think Ill do it all the time. Who says its only a thing guys do to girls!? Girls, theres nothing wrong with you enjoying a lick of the ole Hershey's pipeline, dont be shy! Hell, strap on that rubber dong and do some anal expeditions today!

Seriously, if you all want to lick shit and enjoy licking shit, AND get off on it, more power to you, but stay the hell away from my anus with your tongue and strap ons. Well maybe if she farted in my face while I was flicking the brown star...maybe THAT mught turn me on.

Wait, no, thats fucking disgusting too. Sorry. Dont want to smell or taste assholes.

i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:

[Beefer86]

i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:

HA! Aint that the truth! lol, If I were gonna try it, Id try the fingers first.....ha!

[dragonrider]

i dont think anyone wants to taste a dirty asshole. find a clean girl and please her :thumbsup:


HA! Aint that the truth! lol, If I were gonna try it, Id try the fingers first.....ha!

The asshole is a wily, unpredictable beast, and we all know what it is capable of. Best to approach it with caution. And always keep in mind your escape route...

[420MissHighTimes420]

^^LMAO! hahahhahaha

[og512]

never done it.

would only consider doing it to my wife (if i was married) and she was fresh out the shower/tub

[illnillinois]

Personally, if the person is clean it can be an awesome thing for both involved! That is a very sensitive area and can enhance your sexual experience!


i had a qirl that had tied me up with silk scarfs and poured hot wax on me. Which is a different pleasure when you can use your hands to stop them and then she started licking the bottom side of my sack and my asshole. I would have to admit WOOOOHOOO. She was excited I liked it, because i guess alot guys say HELL NO.. Its a SUPER excitable area..