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Dro_Princess
09-18-2007, 06:18 PM
Thought this would be a fun thread. Tell us things you've done to people while they were sleeping.

I painted my husband to nails shimmery pink while he was sleeping. When he woke up he didn't notice. Later that day a preacher knocked on the door, my husband answered the door, and stepped outside to talk to him. The preacher kept looking down and finally so did my husband. There he stood barefoot on the porch with beautiful pink toenails.

RhinoGrowUK
09-18-2007, 06:23 PM
LoL nice one , i thought it would be funny to leave 'Hair removal cream' on my friends head when he was sleeping , the next morning he looked like a diseased parrott , it burned his scalp and removed half of his hair which he didnt find as amusing as me of course !!

mauichick
09-18-2007, 06:24 PM
I've given oral to someone who was sleeping..... they didn't stay asleep for long.. lol

ntcrawler
09-18-2007, 06:25 PM
One time I was nodding out after a night of partying. Well I ended up falling asleep in an indian postion(crossed legs) with my elbow on my leg and my head on my fist. My friends thought it would be funny to try to super glue my fist to my face. Like I said, I was only nodding out so I woke up in the middle of it and started swinging. It took a couple days to get the super glue off my face.

RhinoGrowUK
09-18-2007, 06:25 PM
LoL who would mauichick?!!

stinkyattic
09-18-2007, 06:27 PM
Well... Mauichick beat me to it.
Beats a cup of coffee hands-down for a good start to ANY day!

LIP
09-18-2007, 06:30 PM
Supergluing people is always fun - or the obvious - writing something on their forehead.

We wrote NOB in permanant marker and he had to go to work the next day - and he worked in retail hahahahaha!

mauichick
09-18-2007, 06:31 PM
hehe yeeeaaah

tha_green_ghost
09-18-2007, 06:31 PM
TOTALLY wrong ....but funny. An old buddy of mine passed out after drinking. His girlfriend put all kinds of make-upon his face leaving him clueless until morning. I felt kinda bad for letting it happen but it was funny as hell...especially when we thought he was about to wake-up then went back to sleep. LOL The worst part is,,,she took a picture of him too...DANG!

OLDE ENGLISH '800
09-18-2007, 06:33 PM
one of my friends is always drunk and passing out so we always paint his nails write on him head to toe with sharpies shaving eyebrows all kinds of shit then take pictures of it, one time we did the sharpie treatment and he woke up the next day didnt notice and went to work.lol

friendowl
09-18-2007, 06:35 PM
we had this friend who had an extremely annoying jealous girlfriend
she would open closets and look under beds looking for girls she
thought her man was doing...we all knew how bad she was.
my friend was so sacred of her cuz she was crazy..aka good in bed
one night we all got wasted drinking and smoking straight west coasting
then he passed out and my other friends started giving him hickies on his neck
he woke up the next morning looking like a used up whore
he didnt kno wwhat happened.one guy saidman your girl is gonna kill you
he cried tears..chick didnt believe him and she dumped him

tha_green_ghost
09-18-2007, 06:36 PM
Mauichick....thats the the best way too wake-up LOL I definitely would not be mad!

TallulahGreen
09-18-2007, 06:39 PM
My roommate is notorious for passing out and not waking up.

The last time he passed out I put sparkly purple eye shadow on him...and blush...and we wrote all over him in permanent marker.

Usually when he passes out we just stack stuff on him though..and take pictures.

One time when he passed out my friends cut his hair...and covered him in makeup..and wrote REALLY obscene things all over him...and the next day mormans came to the door..and he had just woke up when they knocked and didn't look in the mirror or anything...hahaha...oh man..funny shit.

He always passes out cold....it's funny...except when he passes out in the backyard wit a cigarette in his hand...

stinkyattic
09-18-2007, 06:40 PM
we had this friend who had an extremely annoying jealous girlfriend......
my friend was so sacred of her cuz she was crazy........
he cried tears..chick didnt believe him and she dumped him

That was probably the best favor anyone ever did him.
Those may have been tears of fear... but they should have been tears of gratitude.

Dro_Princess
09-18-2007, 06:49 PM
LOL the hickey story reminds me of Dave Chapell talking about smoking weed with white people, and when you pass out them doing shit to you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4bmhbSwUV2Y

One time my husband passed out and we took stuffed animals and put them in several sexual positions on top of him. We had a stuffed animal orgy photo shoot that night.

HighTillIDie
09-18-2007, 06:51 PM
we drove a drunk friend from our party, back to his place, and put him in bed, and we tricked him for about a week and a half, so that he thought there wasn't even a party... long story but i lmao

TallulahGreen
09-18-2007, 06:52 PM
ooh that reminds me...when my boyfriend was all passed out once when we first got together...I covered his neck in hickeys...

He wasn't too stoked on that....hahaha...

Dro_Princess
09-18-2007, 06:52 PM
we drove a drunk friend from our party, back to his place, and put him in bed, and we tricked him for about a week and a half, so that he thought there wasn't even a party... long story but i lmao

LOL I bet he thought he was crazy. Thats awesome.

higher4hockey
09-18-2007, 07:03 PM
i like to wake up sleeping people, usually only after a night of heavy drinking when i've woken up at 0 dark hours and i feel as though if i am awake, well then everyone else should be awake. i'll bang on pots and pans, blast the music and sing glory what a hell of a way to die at the top of my lungs until im satisfied that everyone is good and awake.

my friends hate it when i do this, but its expected. when chimneys (me) awake, everyones awake.

OLDE ENGLISH '800
09-18-2007, 07:06 PM
oh yeah once when he passed out we were smokin a blunt and decided to blow him hits he woke up like "what the fuck are you assholes doing know"

LIP
09-18-2007, 07:06 PM
i like to wake up sleeping people, usually only after a night of heavy drinking when i've woken up at 0 dark hours and i feel as though if i am awake, well then everyone else should be awake. i'll bang on pots and pans, blast the music and sing glory what a hell of a way to die at the top of my lungs until im satisfied that everyone is good and awake.

my friends hate it when i do this, but its expected. when chimneys (me) awake, everyones awake.

Hahaha, are you known as Chimney then? That's funny - so am i!

psteve
09-18-2007, 07:09 PM
Y'all are scandalous.
When my friends pass out, I toss them a blanket and make sure nobody steals their shit.
And I protect them from the likes of YOU!

higher4hockey
09-18-2007, 07:14 PM
Hahaha, are you known as Chimney then? That's funny - so am i!

i have a whole new found respect for you lip. as far as im concerned there is no cooler nickname ever than chimney. that was my nickname in college, id meet someone new and tell them that everyone calls me chimney...i got some great reactions. the best were the 'oh ive heard about you' reactions.

HighTillIDie
09-18-2007, 07:16 PM
Y'all are scandalous.
When my friends pass out, I toss them a blanket and make sure nobody steals their shit.
And I protect them from the likes of YOU!


nice guys finish last

stinkyattic
09-18-2007, 07:19 PM
i like to wake up sleeping people....if i am awake, well then everyone else should be awake.

All right then Chimney, if we're adding this twist to the thread, I like to mess with my neighbors. If they insist on sharing their very late nights with me, I feel justified in sharing my early mornings with them.

A couple months ago, after a particularly loud party that went on until almost sunrise (this was the weekend after they passed out at a friend's house, having left Method Man on repeat in the stero at full volume, and didn't get home until 8 the next morning), I decided it would be a PERFECT morning to finish replacing all the baseboards in their mud-room. They woke to the sound of my Delta chop saw right under their bedroom window at 8am. Aww, yeah. What YOU gonna do about it? I'm the one holding the power tools.... :D

WeedyBoyWonder
09-18-2007, 07:23 PM
Unfortunately there is to much to list, but one of my favorites was putting Strawberry Sauce in this guy Bucks hair. He had been a dick all evening and a fucking sneak. What made it funnier is when he kept putting his hand in it, and his reaction upon realizing there was something sticky in his dreads.
Harsh, but suitable for the time.

higher4hockey
09-18-2007, 07:25 PM
thats different though.....sounds like your neighbors deserved it. my friends never do. thats why i love it.

i've woken everyone up three years running at the new years party, they defenitely did not deserve it, i passed out at like three or so, for some reason i was up at six, they had just quit partying like an hour prior, they let me sleep but did i let them, i think not. well i let them sleep till like seven, then i got so bored with everyone sleeping i started kicking chairs.

this past summer at the rally race i never went to sleep, the whole weekend. it was around four in the momring, i was still up drinking, and damnit i felt everyone else should be too. the next morning my friend had a pile of rocks in his tent. i let him sleep.

ismokealldaylong420
09-18-2007, 07:30 PM
seran wraped a buddy to his bed when he passed out drunk once.Then we did it to hid car.

stinkyattic
09-18-2007, 07:34 PM
The military spawned a lot of pranks like that.
We filled one guy's room with mattresses because he always overslept and was often late to formation in the morning.
Another dude got a roomful of packing peanuts.
Yet another had his entire room moved out and reassembled on the lawn while he was sleeping (I wasn't involved in this one). They guys were trying to figure out how to get his rack, with him on it, through the door when he woke up.

And finally, in my aquatic parasitology class at college, my friend used to fall asleep- like deep, sound, sleep- on his desk. The building was infested with cokroaches- BIG ones. We put a big ass roach RIGHT in front of his face and woke him up. The professor instigated THAT one... lol

OLDE ENGLISH '800
09-18-2007, 07:34 PM
oh that reminds me another freind passed out in a chair so we duct taped a stop sign on him and wraped the whole roll around him and the chair

LIP
09-18-2007, 07:37 PM
i have a whole new found respect for you lip. as far as im concerned there is no cooler nickname ever than chimney. that was my nickname in college, id meet someone new and tell them that everyone calls me chimney...i got some great reactions. the best were the 'oh ive heard about you' reactions.

My mates mother gave me that nickname when i was about 15. She knew i smoked ganja, but didnt mind [which was surprising!]

I think it's a cool nickname, i like it for sure. I've had the "I've heard about you" before too - which in a way makes me feel special haha, sounds stupid, but it's true. Almost like a celebrity.

Only problem was i used to get kids ringing me non stop asking if i served up, and i had to keep telling them no!

qdavid
09-18-2007, 07:47 PM
I guess the military does bring out that wild-ass crap, Stinky. We did a bunch too. One of the funniest was when me and this other Air Force weather guy were stationed with the Army in Korea to do their weather. We were the only Air Force at this little helicopter compound. So we're partying one night and this one dude passes out. His roomate says, "You Air Force weather guys got a lot of colored pens, right?" Shit yeah. So we get them and draw all over his face with profanity and whatever. The next morning he gets up and doesn't look in the mirror but just goes out for formation. His sergeant gave him a real ration. He was sure pissed. But everyone else thought it was funnier than hell.

By the way, I wasn't woken by oral, but by a hand-job. She said she wanted to see it get hard. She got her wish. I highly recommend the activity.

higher4hockey
09-18-2007, 08:17 PM
Lip~ i used to get that a lot too. random people on the street would come up to me and ask me for weed. i used to get phone calls from people i didnt know, and about two or three times a year i get a call from a friend of a friend of a friend that wants help with a drug test...

..and yeah, i feel ya on the celebrity thing....i like when i get that response. ..especially if its a girl.

LIP
09-18-2007, 08:29 PM
Lip~ i used to get that a lot too. random people on the street would come up to me and ask me for weed. i used to get phone calls from people i didnt know, and about two or three times a year i get a call from a friend of a friend of a friend that wants help with a drug test...

..and yeah, i feel ya on the celebrity thing....i like when i get that response. ..especially if its a girl.

It's gooooood! :rastasmoke:

And yeah - im fucking toasted my man. Hahaha - the smile on my face now. I wann frame it but i wouldnt fit :D

WEsmokeED
09-18-2007, 08:51 PM
We had a buddy pass out once so about six of us carry the couch he is asleep on about a 1/2 mile out into the woods. We are about twenty minutes from the nearest town so its pitch black out there. We set him down and someone pours a trash can full of beer cans on him. We all then go back inside and continue drinking lol

hero3279
09-18-2007, 09:32 PM
:DCome on , you guys are evil. If your sleeping, you gotta sleep. If I was an insomniac I would piss about and do everything myself, but I realise, I too sleep, so anything I do will just backfire.

jdmarcus59
09-18-2007, 09:48 PM
LoL nice one , i thought it would be funny to leave 'Hair removal cream' on my friends head when he was sleeping , the next morning he looked like a diseased parrott , it burned his scalp and removed half of his hair which he didnt find as amusing as me of course !!

Thats not funny, if someone did that to me and i woked up the next day with half my hair gone, You would be Gone

jdmarcus59
09-18-2007, 09:52 PM
Well... Mauichick beat me to it.
Beats a cup of coffee hands-down for a good start to ANY day!

yea but when its over then its time for a nap again lol.

audioaddict04
09-18-2007, 09:53 PM
I've woken quite a few people up with a slap on the face from my dick. Sometimes you have to do it a few times before they wake up.

jdmarcus59
09-18-2007, 09:54 PM
We had a buddy pass out once so about six of us carry the couch he is asleep on about a 1/2 mile out into the woods. We are about twenty minutes from the nearest town so its pitch black out there. We set him down and someone pours a trash can full of beer cans on him. We all then go back inside and continue drinking lol

ok that one is funny

jagerblunt420
09-18-2007, 09:58 PM
http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/27414/2004161931274462423_th.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004161931274462423)
classic antic-ing

jdmarcus59
09-18-2007, 10:03 PM
ooh that reminds me...when my boyfriend was all passed out once when we first got together...I covered his neck in hickeys...

He wasn't too stoked on that....hahaha...

and he didnt wake up? what was he dead? lol

Mr. Bubbles
09-18-2007, 10:04 PM
Hehe, my cousin was sleeping on my bed one night, and my dads a trucker so he has one of these things called a "Screaming Meanie". Basically, it's an alarm clock for when you absolutely have to get up. It's louder than hell on it's lowest setting, and skull splittingly loud on it's highest. I set it on high, and then set it to go off in about 5 minutes, then left it under some light clothes in my room where my cousin was. I forgot about before the 5 minutes were up, (was stoned), and when it went off it was loud enough to make me jump from the other end of the house. Look on his face running down the hall, priceless.

psteve
09-18-2007, 10:31 PM
nice guys finish last
That's a good thing. Ask your girlfriend. ;)