Rapidfire187
09-18-2007, 10:33 AM
I've been smoking bud off and on since I was 13 (I'm 20 now), and I think my biggest stoner moment ever came a few days ago.
As I mentioned before, I had been looking to buy a pipe for a few days. I was blazed as fuck with this girl, and we decided to go in Rite Aid. While we were in there, I remembered seeing pipes and tobacco in there years ago, so I start looking to see if they still carry pipes.
As I'm looking up the aisles, I'm reading the signs up at the top, and I'm steadily looking for "pipes" to be listed. After looking through all the aisles, I stopped and thought "it wouldn't say 'pipes' up there, that's stupid...I'm a stoner".
So I go to look at the aisles again, looking for a more subtle word that would alert me that the aisle may contain tobacco or pipes. Well, I find an aisle that says "party" and...yea. I went down that aisle expecting to find "party" items...
It's hilarious now, but I felt stupid as hell when I found out there was nothing but birthday candles and party hats in that aisle...
As I mentioned before, I had been looking to buy a pipe for a few days. I was blazed as fuck with this girl, and we decided to go in Rite Aid. While we were in there, I remembered seeing pipes and tobacco in there years ago, so I start looking to see if they still carry pipes.
As I'm looking up the aisles, I'm reading the signs up at the top, and I'm steadily looking for "pipes" to be listed. After looking through all the aisles, I stopped and thought "it wouldn't say 'pipes' up there, that's stupid...I'm a stoner".
So I go to look at the aisles again, looking for a more subtle word that would alert me that the aisle may contain tobacco or pipes. Well, I find an aisle that says "party" and...yea. I went down that aisle expecting to find "party" items...
It's hilarious now, but I felt stupid as hell when I found out there was nothing but birthday candles and party hats in that aisle...