ALMOST got Caught?

[MichaelALMIGHTY]

Whats the time when you were ALMOST caught with pot but didnt get caught somehow?

I'm sure you guys will have a lot of stories that will top mine, to post em here!!

I was driving with my girlfriend in the front passenger seat and my dealer and his friend in the back, carrying an ounce of weed on us (you could smell it strong) and I was pulled over for a "random breathe test" (an excuse for cops to pull you over when they dont have a reason).

We all rolled our windows down really quick (we were all smashed off our faces too) and then I did the breathe test and I was back headed for home to smoke my newly acquired pot. That is the only close call I have ever had, and my heart was beating a mile a minute when I was pulled over, but I handled the situation calmly and acted normal and it was alright in the end. (Funny thing is that if I wasnt so stoned at the time and therefore relaxed, I probably would have been noticable nervous and he would have suspected something.. so... lucky I was stoned!)

So yeah, what times have you ALMOST been caught BUT GOTTEN AWAY?

[Rapidfire187]

I was headed to a party, and I only had about a nick of weed in the truck. I had just gotten off of work, and it was like 2:00 AM. So I'm heading down this road, not paying attention to the speed, and suddenly I'm pulled over for speeding. I threw the weed into the floorboard under a bunch of trash asap.

First thing the cop does is come to window yelling about how fast I was going, and said I was going to jail! I just kind of chuckled and said "wow I must've been going fast to be going to jail over it, what was I doing?". Turns out I was going 75 in a 45 mph zone, AND in a work zone.

The cop asked me to step out of the vehicle, I closed my door behind me, he did a quick look with a flashlight through the window and didn't see anything that stood out besides my domino's pizza sign from when I had been delivering earlier. That actually seemed to cheer him up because he got really polite and seemed to be apologetic for pulling me over, explaining that he's just doing his job. It was really bizarre...he wrote me the ticket, which cost me $180 + a lot of trouble a few months later, but never asked to check my car or anything.

[Aristotle]

Well, there's this one time...

... the first day I ever laid eyes on weed in real life, the first day I ever smoked, my friend rolled a joint and we went into a marked do-not-enter wooded area and smoked anyway. Stupid, I know.. but up until that point I had no idea what weed was, really, so I had absolutely no street smarts. A cop turned down the suburban cul-de-sac we parked in right as we turned around and left. The only reason we don't think he turned around and pulled us over was because there was a suped-up Honda Civic parked near the entrance to the woods. Gotta love stereotypes.

... I got pulled over because when they ran my plates my registration came up as 42-year old black guy, who had done nearly 18 years of prison time, was once again wanted. Had a half ounce in my center console. Gotta hate stereotypes.

... got pulled over again a week later for the same reason. Only had a dimebag. I changed license plates two days later.

... we were bowl rolling(hotboxing) a few days before Christmas. Just finished smoking 30 seconds before we got pulled over. Stupid bitch turned right on red despite the clear "no turn on red" sign. Just gave us a warning and miraculously she did not smell it. The cop stood like 4 feet away from the car, it was perfect. Cool cop.

... that my friend actually did get busted for possession at a park when we were chilling. It was the first time he smoked me up in two weeks, since I had been smoking him up most of the summer. Could have easily been I with the weed.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

We we're in the skatepark, 5/6 of us sitting under the a ramp. I was sorting everyone there out there ganja. I had 8 eights all wrapped separately in tin foil ready to be sold, my personal in a baggie, and another separate Oz in a bag.
I hadn't sorted anyone out and the cops rolled up in the carpark. We all disbursed from under the ramps and I quickly whacked my full Oz in a bag handing on the fence close by, with as many 8th's in tinfoil as I could find.
As the cops started talking to us asking what we we're doing I stuck 2 remaining 8th's wrapped in tinfoil down my trousers.
We started getting searched, as the others were being searched the 2 8ths down my trousers fell down my leg and held at my shoe. Luckily, I managed to pull my trousers up so the 8ths fell out and kick them under the fence when the police weren't looking. SHIT, THAT WAS LUCKY!
I started to get seached, the last person to be done. They had found nothing on the others, so were abit careless searching me as I was the youngest and tryed to look as innocent as cooperative as possible. He checked threw my wallet and was suprised and questioned me over the hundreds of pounds in there, which I said I was going up the city to spend that afternoon. (Bare in mind, I was still at high school at the time).
After we had finished being searched the cops had a look around, and then left.
I got all my stuff out of the bin bag hanging on the fence and picked out my other two 8ths from the other side of them fence, dished out everyone their weed and started to make a move out of there.
As I was walking out, I realized I never got my personal. I tipped out the whole bin bag and couldn't see it anywhere. I started to check threw my pockets, and from my back pocket I pulled out my personal. The ONLY pocket the cop didn't check! (Lucky left back pocket!)
I was very relieved to say the least, never mind they didn't look hard enough for my personal, they totally missed two wraps of weed comming out of my trousers and even more weed in a bag hanging on the fence right next to us!

another one...

One time was when we were being searched, and I wasn't able to do anything with what I had on me so I was forced to admit to having cannabis before being searched as it seemed like the best thing to do, as they we're inevitably going to find it anyway.
As they were searching the lady's first, a friend walked right up to me (who wasn't involved) and took it off me and hid it!
When It came to me "handing over what I had", I pulled out a plastic grinder and handed it over! Needless to say, the police woman wasn't impressed and handed it straight back.

[hero3279]

One time I was with my friend and we were driving normally. We were both high with red eyes but not doing anything weird or stupid.

Look in my rear view mirror, blue lights flashing like hell. We only had bout 30 quid's worth of weed on us, but still scared nonetheless as we both had received cautions for the exact same thing a week before.

Lady cop gets out, comes to my window. We'd just had a smokeout in the car about 15 minutes before and the car was stinking of weed, and I mean stinking of it.

Cop says alright, you two look alright, we're just trying to cut down on drink/driving. PHEW :D

I truly believe I got away with it down to the colour of my skin. Looking at us, we looked totally normal and the cop probably assumed that cause we look these guys wouldn't dream of drinking as it's strictly forbidden in Islam. I might be wrong. I'm assuming myself and I know assumption is the mother of all fuck ups, but that's what I felt.

[LIP]

Got pulled over right outside the old bailey court in London and got a joint and an 1/8 confiscated, but still had an 1/8 in the glove box.

And when i got arrested i had a 1/4 on my table and the police didnt care. They saw it - he picked it up, but they said it wasnt what they were here for.

That's it.

[WEsmokeED]

I was smoking in my buddy's backyard once, about eight of us in fact. Anyways he walks in and walks back out and says "Dude my mom is here, she has been watching us!" As soon as he said it the guy with the blunt smashes it out and throws it in the gutter. His mom walks out and asks what we were smoking, I told her it was just a cigar and that Im legally old enough to smoke them (which i was).

Luckily for us we had a blunt, had we been passing around a bong or pipe well i dont want to know....

[pass_the_dubbie]

When I got arrested(wasnt charged with anything...since I didnt actually do anything) I had my pipe and a gram or two of pollen in my bag. Was sitting in the cell shitting it in case they looked in my bag...they didnt though, they just tossed it into some room but things could have gone very wrong.

[RhinoGrowUK]

I had a close shave last week , i was out when i got a phone call of my neighbour saying the filth were at mine in a riot van , snooping round my garden , banging on my door , lookin in my shed windows , i thought straight away - plants !!!

My little babies were stinking and whats worse , my girlfriend opened the door to the rozzas. My neighbour was across the road watching telling me everything on my mobile ,'they've gone in', my mate said 'shit' i thought, should i go home and face the music or stay away !??!

Anyway after piping 3 tabs and a joint in the space of a few minutes , i heard on my phone , 'there going ...... with no plants ' ,

Turns out my nob ed' mate had rang them due to me 'threatining' him the night before , only i didnt threatin him , the little weasel was trippin off E's !! LOL !

[HighTillIDie]

hahahahahahhaha

i had a cop pull papers out of my glove box once, they didn't realize the dorrito bag in there had an ounce in it... and i won't say why
i got pulled over for drag racing, and they asked if i had anything, so i gave them my quarter and they let me go for everything, and left me my roaches
hmmm, god... i have escaped capture so many times man... i have given the police my weed about 4 times, and got let go...
i got pulled over for an invalid tag, and i had three plants in my car
i got pulled over after delivering a couple pounds... literally right out of their driveway... the police thought i came there to get some... hahahahaha, they admitted to me having the place on security... they were being so cocky... BUT I WAS CLEAN, hhahahahahahahaha... so i learned some valuable info, for nothing

now i don't worry about police :pimp:

i have a silver tounge BTW (my only special feature)

[RhinoGrowUK]

:thumbsup: LOL

[GreenGiant07]

A couple weeks ago I was blazing with my pipe in my backyard at like 2am, anyhoo, my neighbour wakes up, opens his kitchen window (which is like 6ft from where I blazed) and asks "Is anyone there?" me being the smartass that I am, I say "No, now shut the fuck up and go back to bed" he stands there for a second, shrugs, goes back inside and to bed, funniest shit.

[bobthenuker]

I got stopped once walking wearing a hat with the cannabis leaf on it, and I had weed on me (stupid I know). The cop kept telling me to give him my bag but I kept saying I don't have anything on me. He searched me and didn't find anything. Finally he asked me why was I stupid enough to wear a cannabis hat. I said "well it's like bob said, legalize it, don't criticize it, and I will advertise it!" LOL. He just laughed and let me go and told me to have a fun night. I had like 2 dubs in my socks btw.

[jdic06]

A couple weeks ago I was blazing with my pipe in my backyard at like 2am, anyhoo, my neighbour wakes up, opens his kitchen window (which is like 6ft from where I blazed) and asks "Is anyone there?" me being the smartass that I am, I say "No, now shut the fuck up and go back to bed" he stands there for a second, shrugs, goes back inside and to bed, funniest shit.

you make me laugh

[I just love weed]

First off id like to say that im such a fool for doing this, it shouldnt be a big deal, but my town, and especially my school is super tight on pot even though everyone smokes. It was break,(your not allowed to leave school during break) and me and a friend decided to shimmy up this hill near my school and smoke a bowl in a bush. Not to mention this was right after an assembly, so the school expected you to ditch. Right as i go down the hill i see my least favorite black man (no racism intended) MR. cook. He asks what were doing, we say nothing and he tells us to wait for the principal. (of course he suspects we were smoking weed) On the way down the hill i decided on a whim to move my mini 1-hitter, weed, and lighter to my back pockets. Soon after he says "make me feel a little better about this situation, show me you have nothing in your pockets. Of course i pat my front pockets and hope to god he doesnt ask to see my back pockets. Luckyily my front pockets are good enough for him. We wait for maybe 10 minutes for the principal to come and possibly search us but for some reason he never came! Mr. cook told us to never be seen off campus again and let us go. As im walking away me and my friend do our little handshake in clear sight of mr cook haha http://boards.cannabis.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
:D

[Dmo18]

crazy as hell man.....about 15 minutes ago. i dont have tail lights and i was goin to get some burger king and smoke a bowl. i smoked, got burger king, then got pulled. cop pulls me over asks his questions, gets my info and goes back to his car...he let me go and was actually pretty cool guy. i had my bowl, grinder and bag in my center consel.

[trainwreck530]

me and my friend brandon had been rollin around hot boxing my lil s-10 fat...like ALL day. we were at jesses and then i dropped brandon off. reeked like skunk nuts. i couldnt really see bc there was a film on the inside of my windshiled. thats right, the shit was getting resinated. i had to use jesses scale, i broke mine.

i had an ounce and a half of chronic all in sep. baggies. eights, quarters. shit even 10 sacs. i guess a cop had been following me for about a mile, i was going over 15 under the speed limit =) cop pulls me over. im so stoned and pretty buzzed that it didnt even register how fuct i was. he comes to the window and shines a light in. i was so baked i waved. he yells to woll down the window, w/ his hand on his glock. so i cracked the window and slid my papers through it. he tells me to roll it down all the way. the smell was deafening. he asked me if i smoke marijuana, while im on the spot lite. i said 'no your honor i dont do drugs'

so he has me step out of the car. he plays games w/my pupils for a good minute, then has me tip my head back and tell him when i think its been a minute. right when i opened my eys he looked up from his watch. i fuckin nailed that pig ass police officer to the WALL. he stares at me in silence for what seems like forever. im looking back through stoned eyes, trying not to crack a smile. then he says "ok mr daniger u r free 2 go" i drove home, feeling like the champion of the world. got home, let my nuts hang, cracked a cold one and lit a victory bowl

DD

[MichaelALMIGHTY]

then has me tip my head back and tell him when i think its been a minute. right when i opened my eys he looked up from his watch. i fuckin nailed that pig ass police officer to the WALL.


I think they do that when they think you are on speed, so maybe the cop was none the wiser about the pot "situation" and just thought you were on speed and then when you passed the test he let you go.